《kaijushoufudalaohu,zuodengtanaxiamengshou》zheibenxiaoshuozhangjiehenxiyinyanqiu,rangrenkanleaibushishou,gushiqingjieyihuankouyihuan,gushizhizhongdezhujiaocuiniusuchunrou,quzhechuanqidegushizhendehennairenxunwei,kanlehenduoxiaoshuo,zheishizuihaode!xiaoshuojingxuan:“naodajiunaoda,naodazadi,laiyigewozhanyige,lailianggewozhanyishuang!”“renbufanwo,wobufanren!renruofanwo,wohulalazaitaquanjia!”laoba……
neiyiyishenghuideyanjing,dingdesuchunroujiuzhilianhong。
zheigeren……haoxiangnabianle?
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suxiaohumashangtuibozhulan:“haohaohao,jiuzheimedingle!”
suyayamashangjushou:“wokeyitongyima?”
苏春柔又羞又气。
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崔牛是谁?
qianshidedingjishashou,gezhongshehua,taxiangshouguo,gezhongkunnanhuanjing,tayejingliguo。
就没有他不会的。
henkuai,tajiuzaiwuzizhouweizhaodaolesangelaoshudong。
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是一只老鼠!
第二只!
第三只!
……
cuiniujuranzhuazhulezhengzhengwuzhilaoshu!
suxiaohuhuanhu:“wae!jiefuhaihuidalie,dazhelelaoshu,yourouchile!”
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quedingyiwusuohuohou,tayebushiwang,huanleyizhilaoshudongjixushitan。
第三只老鼠洞了。
cuiniudelianshang,dourantouchuhuanxizhise。
tashuo:“jianzhengqijideshike,daole!”
shuozhejiubamushaozilalechulai。
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差不多得有一斤半!
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一点盐巴,搞里头!
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suyaya:“yaoshitiantianyouzheirouzhouhejiuhaole,zheibeiziwomanzula!”
suchunrou:“xiangdemei!bangeyuenengheyidun,neijiuhenbucuola!”
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“womingtianjiuqudalie!”
既来之,则安之。
zhenghaocuiniuzuoshashouzuoniwaile,zaoxianghuanzhonghuofa。
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suchunrounajianguozheizhongzhenzhanga。
tashihenchunpodenvhaizi。
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细水长流嘛!
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zaicizhiqian,youhenduocantiandashu。
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cuiniunizheheliu,gangzouleyibaiduomi,turan,houbianchuanlaiyishenghanjiao。
“崔牛,等等!”
taniutouyikan,suchunroupaoleguolai。
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