zhurengongjiaojiangnanmuxiaoxiaodeshumingjiao《kaijusongqigenvshenjiejie》，benxiaoshuodezuozheshiwoshididixiedeyibendoushishenghuoleixiaoshuo，neirongzhuyaojiangshu：yishengpaoxiaodepaoxiao，waidaicierdechachesheng，yilianghongsedefalalifeichierlai，wenwendetingzaifuyongdeaodihoumian。falalidechuxian，limajiuyinqilezhouweirendezhuyi。chemendakai，zhijianyimingshencaigaotiao，dandaizhefenseyashemaoyijimojingdezhangtuidameinvcongcheneixialai，neiaorendeshencaiyijijueshiderongyan，yixiazirangfuyongdeyanjingdouzhile。suoyourendemuguangdouningjuzaimeinvdeshenshang，nanyiziba。weiyoujiangnan，tazhishipieleyiyan，bianyulikai。danmeinvqueturanjiaozhuta，qiexiaopaoshangqian，zaisuoyounanyizhixindemuguangzhong，yixiazijiulouzhutadegeboxiaodao：“zou，genwohuijia……”...
“meicuo，woshidajiejiangjixue，nierjiejiangshuangshuang、sanjiejiangsiqi、sijiejiangwansi。”
jieshaodaozheili，jiangjixuejieshi：“niwujiejiangyueqiuhaimeiyouhuilai，gujihaiyaodengjitiannicainengkandaota。”
buyongtajieshao，jiangmiaomiaobianzhanlechulai：“xiaodidi，woshiniliujie，jiangmiaomiao。”
“heng，choudidi，wojiushiniqijiejiangxiaoxiaola，nikendingzhidaoqijiewoduibudui？”
jiangmiaomiao，neikeshiguojijuxing，yecengshijiangnanxinzhongdenvshen，guaibudetazhiqianjiuganjueyouxieshuxi，yuanlaijingranshita。
ruozaipingshi，takendingnengjidongdetiaoqilai，kexianzai，taxinlijiuzhiyoufennu。
“hehe，wodangranrenshini，zhishiwomeiyouxiangdao，nihuishiwodejiejie。”
“neilaobusideni？baerzipaoqi，nverqueguozhejinyiyushideshenghuo，zheinandaojiushierzigennverdequbiema？”
“zaitadeyanli，nverdoudanggongzhuyangzhe，erzijiubuguanbugu，suiyikeqishiba？”
“闭嘴！”
tazheijuhuayichu，liunvdemuguangshenghan，qishenghechi。
dajiedemuguangweiweiyouxiefahan：“jiangnan，womenjuebuyunxunizheimeshuowomendefuqin，tashiyigeweidadefuqin！”
“hehe，taweida？taweidajiushibaerzidiuzaiwaimian，renpingzijijianlajichi，jiannandehuoxialai？”
“ruguobushigueryuanshouliulewo，wozaobuzhidaosizainalile。”
“qishifuqinyizhidouzaiguanzhuni，tashibuhuirangniyoushierde，zheijianshierwoshizhidaode，qishifuqinhenaini。”
dajiejiangjixuedandandedao：“erqiexianzaijienihuilai，yeshifuqindeanpai，woxiangxinfuqinzheimezuo，kendingyoutadeyuanyin。”
“dajie，yuanlainizaojiuzhidaoa？jingranmanzhewomen。”qiyuwunvdoujingedekanxiangta，yanshenzhongyouxienanyizhixin。
jiangjixuewunai：“woyemeiyoubanfa，zheidoushifuqindeanpai。”
“那他人呢？”
“buzhidao，wozuihoujianta，shizaiwunianqian，dangchuwojianfuqinzuihouyimiandeshihou，tagaosuwowunianhoujienihuilai。”
“danwonenggoukanchu，tashuodaonideshihou，yanshenzhongmanshiwunaiyukuijiu，xiangxintazheimezuo，yeyoubudeyidekuzhong。”
jiangjixuedehua，rangjiangnanbuyoudexianrulechenmo。
zijishisuineinian，fuqinturanbucierbie，zaicizhiqian，taduizijiwubideniai，erqiehaijiaozijiwugong。
suiranzijiconglaimeiyoujianguomuqin，dantaquewanquanmibulejiangnanxinzhongdezheifenqueshi。
nandaotazhendeyoushenmebudeyidekuzhong？
jiangnankaishixiangxin，zuihouxinlijieshoulezheigeshishi。
danlingtayouxiechayideshi，laobazheiyetainengshengleba？jingranjizijishengleqigejiejie？
“咳咳，那啥……”
“shenmeneisha，woshinidajie！”
“e，haoba，dajie……nimendoushiwodeqinshengjiejie？”
tingjiantajiaozijijiejie，jiangjixuezheicairaoguota：“bushi，womendoushifuqindeyangnv，ruguobushifuqin，jiumeiyouxianzaidewomen。”
“erni，shifuqinweiyidexuemai。”
“buxing，wonaoziyoudianluan，nengbunengjiwoyidianshijianrangwohuanhuan？”jiangnanyouxiewuyu，tebieshikandaomianqiandezheiliugegeshengqianqiudejiejie，jiugandaotouda。
zheikenenghuanzuosheiyudaozheishier，gujidouhuixiangtazheiyang，shenzhihaihuibijiangnangengjiabukan。
“meishier，nijintianxianhuisusheshoushiyixiadongxiba，wanshangworangniqijieguolaijieni，ranhoujiubanhuijializhu，meitianshangxuewomensongni。”
“啊？”
jiangnanlianlianbaishou：“buyonglebuyongle，womingtianzaibanba，jintianwojiuzaixuexiaolizhu，genshiyougaogebie。”
“也好。”
jiangjixuediantou，ranhounachuyizhangyinxingkadijita：“zheilimianyouyibaiwanlinghuaqian，mimashinideshengri，bugousuibianzhaonagejiejienadouxing。”
“……”
jiangnanwuyule，zheikeshiyibaiwana，erbushiyibaikuai，jingranjitadanglinghuaqian？
jiangnanhuodaozheimeda，haishitouyicijiandaozheimeduoqian，buguotayijingjieshoulezijiyouqigejiejieshishi。
ganghaozijixianzaiyequeqian，shenshangjinshengdeliubaiduokuaidouzhuanjilemuxiaoxiao，xianzaihuiqu，lianfandouchibuqi。
“谢谢大姐。”
“wa，didi，nikepianxinlea，dajiecaijiniyibaiwanlinghuaqianeryi，nijiushuoxiexie，neiwoyejiniyibaiwan，ganjingenjiejieshuoxiexie。”
shuozhe，liurenjingranqishuashuadenachuleyinxingka，limianzhishaodouyouyibaiwan，tebieshixiaoxiao，jingranzhijienalewubaiwan。
zheiyixiazi，linghuaqianjiaqilaidouyoushangqianwanle。
**，zijizheixiejiejieshizhendeyouqiana。
zuihouhaishidajiebatamenjizhenzhule，rangtamenbayinxingkadouguaiguaideshoulehuiqu。
liyouhenjiandan，yuanhuayechongmanlebaqi。
“suiranwobupadidichengweiwanku，zongrantachengweiquanshijiezuidadewanku，womenyenengyangdeqita，danwoquebuxiangtachengweineiyangderen。”
huiqudeshihou，jiangnanshuoxiangyaodidiaoyidian，rangqijiejiangxiaoxiaobuyaokaitadechaopao，jieguozuihoutacaifaxian，lianzijijialimaicaideyongren，doushikaidezuixinkuanbaomax6。
gaodexiaoxiaoyilianbuyue，yilushangmeishaojitabailianse。
jinguantashengqideyangzidouneimehaokan。
piaopiaohuhudehuidaosushe，tangzaichuangshang，xianranhaimeiyoucongjintiandeshiqingzhonghuiguoshenlai。
jiuzaizheigeshihou，sushedemenbeichuaikai，shitamenshiyouhuilaile，limengkandaotangzaichuangshangdejiangnan，dangjijiuxiaole。
“aiyouwei，jiangshaonizenmezaichuangshangtangshila？”
“haha，wotingshuonibeimuxiaoxiaojishuaila？haha，zenmeyang，wojinizhunbeidejingxihaibucuoba？”
“是你干的？”
jiangnanzuoqishen，yihuodekanzhelimeng，buguomiansequehenpingjing，ruguoshizhiqiantahaihuihenshengqi，buguoxianzaima，tashiyidianqidoushengbuqilai。
yinweiwanquanmeileneigebiyao。
limengchixiao：“heihei，shi**deyouzenmeyang？nigandawoma？”
shuowan，limengzhijietuodiaozijidechouwazidiuzaijiangnandechuangshang：“meiqianchifanleba？haha，qubawazijiwoxile，wojinishikuai。”
“limeng，nibietaiguole。”zhouchengkanbuxiaqu，pailepaijiangnan：“zou，woqingnichifanqu。”
zhouchengshijiangnanzaixuexiaolizuihaodepengyou，zheisannianlai，meishaokaotajieji。
“今天我请吧。”
“ha，womeiyoutingcuoba？jiangnanjingranshuoyaoqingke？”limengyifujianguidebiaoqing：“nandaobeishuaishou**la？”
“buguoniyouqianqingkema？”
“jiangnan，wozhidaoniburongyi，qiannizijiliuzheba，woqingnichi，zou。”
“别啊。”
zhouchengbenxianglajiangnanlikai，danlimengquedangzailetamenmianqian：“renjiangnanhaoburongyishuoyaoqingke，nizenmenengzheimebujimianzini？”
“jiangnan，zanmensushezheigejigezheijiniankemeishaozhaoguni，yaoqingjiuyiqiqingleba？”
“好啊，一起吧。”
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