wushanjianbanbenchuanyuezhongshengxiaoshuo《kaijuwudi，wobidirengaoyigedajingjie》，wenzhangdeyuanchuangzuozhejiaozuo jianluoxingchen，nannvzhujiaofenbieshiyezhangshengyunxin，xiaoshuojianjieruxia：buguo，neiyouruhe，ququdongxujing，taxianzaisuishoujiukeyiniesi，jiusuanshigengqiangdadecunzai，youlexitongzheigebuff，tayebuju。……
“ye……yezhanglao，nixiangyaoganshenme？”
yanshiyikanzhelanzaiqianfangdeyirenyihe，manlianhuangzhang。
wanduzile，xiangbudaozhishilaiqiugedanyao，juranyaobaxiaomingdiuzaizhei。
“heihei，xiaozi，kuai，kuaidawo。”yezhangshengyebufeihua，zhijieshuodao。
“什么？”
yanshiyilianshangdebiaoqingninggu，zheimedafeizhouzhangdezhuishanglai，jiushiyaozijidata？
zhangzheimeda，haishidiyiciyudaoruci‘guofen’deyaoqiu。
“yezhanglao，ninbuyaohedizikaiwanxiaole，woyaoshiduinindongshou，shizunzhidaolekendinghuibalewodepi。”yanshiyikusangzhelianshuodao。
shizaishibugandongshoua，kanyezhangshengcanglaodeyangzi，wanyibuxiaoxinbeinongsile，neibapidoushiqingdele，shuobudinghaiyaodiandeng。
“shaofeihua，laozijiaonidajiuda。”
yezhangshengneigejia，zheidaomeihaizizenmezheimeluosuoni，zaibudongshouzijidouyaogale。
shuozheluqixiuzi，jiuzhunbeixiandongshou。
jiuzaizheishi，yidaogaodadeshenyingpingkongchuxian。
lairenyitouchihongzhangfa，zhangxiangcuguang，gaodadeshenqukanqilaihaoxiangyitouzhilidexiongxiazi。
zhengshizongmendeerzhanglao——wanglie，tongshiyeshiyanshiyideshifu。
yanshiyijiandaowanglie，haosijiandaolejiuxing，limahandao：“shizunjiuminga，yezhanglaohaoxiangfengle。”
wangliemeiyoulihuiyanshiyi，ershizhouzhemeitou，kanxiangyezhangsheng。
“yezhangsheng，nifashenmefeng？”
dongzuobeidaduan，yezhangshengchadiantuchuyikoulaoxue，wojiushixiangjianjiandandandedagejia，woyoushenmecuo？
zheishi，xitongdeshengyinxiangqi。
【ding：wenxintishi，suzhushoumingshengyuyikezhong。】
我尼玛，这还得了？
“小白，咬他！”
“挡我者死！”
yezhangshengshuangmushunjianfanqihongse，moyangdoubiandeyouxiezhengning，dahouyisheng，yirenyihexiangzheduimiandewangliechongqu。
neijiashi，jiuhaoxiangduimiandeshitiandadechouren。
wanglieyeshimengle，laozizhishishuoleyijuhuaeryi，zenmejiunongdegenshafuchourenside？
buguo，youyuyezhangshengcishidemoyangzheshishiyouxieheren，xiayishide，wangliebianshihuichuyizhang。
dunshi，tiankongzhongchuxianyizhihuohongsedejuzhang，yaxiangyezhangsheng，kongbudegaowenlingzhouzaodekongjiandouniuquqilai。
“不好。”
gangyichushou，wangliebianhouhuile，tazhishixiangyaozhizhuyezhangshengeryi，sheixiangjuranbuxiaoxinshichulequanli。
yitashenhunjingjiuzhongdexiuwei，quanliyiji，bieshuoyezhangshengzheigexiaoxiushile，jiushizongneiyixieshiliqiangdadezhanglaodouaibuzhu。
zhishi，xianzaizaixiangshouhuigongjiyijinglaibujile，zhinengyanzhengzhengdekanzhehuoyanjuzhanghongxiangduimian。
yezhangshengwangzheyaxialaidejuzhang，xinzhongxingfenzhiyu，yezaiqidao。
“xitongdage，nikeqianwanbuyaodiaolianzia。”
轰！
huoyanjuzhangqiediyaluo，bingzaijiechudaoyezhangshengdeshunjianbaoliekailai，kongjianniuquzhong，huaweiyituanpangdadehuoyunjiangqibaoguo。
yishijian，suoyourendeshixiandoubeizhedang，zhinengkanjianyizhimaozhexiangqidekaohe，zhuiluogaokong。
“wanle，wanle，linghedoukaoshule，yezhanglaogaibuhuizhijiebeizhengfaleba。”
“wangliezhanglaobayezhanglaoshale？”
“出大事了。”
yixiezaobeixiyinguolaidezongmendizi，kanzhetiankongzhongdehuoyun，haiyouzhuiluoxialaidelinghe，shensedabian。
“shi……shizun，nibayezhanglaonongsile。”
yanshiyiyebeijingdelianseshabai，daidaidewangzhewanglie。
zheiyaoshizhendenongsileyezhangsheng，napawanglieshenweizongmenerzhanglao，yetaobulehaoguozichi。
wangliemeiyouhuihua，ershishensejingyidekanzhekongzhongdehuoyantuan，yinyueganjuedao，qizhongturanchuxianleyidaoqiangdadeqixi。
zheiguqixi，biqitayouguozhierwubuji。
ercishi，zaihuoyunzhong，yezhangshenghunshenguozheyicengxuanqingsedenengliang，gejuewaimiandegaowen。
yuanbencanglaobumanzhouwendemianrongkaishifashengbianhua。
lianshangdezhouwenxiaoqu，pifubiandejinbeng，suiranyijiushibaifalaotoudemoyang，danquemeiyoulezhiqiandechimuqixi。
jirenyizhongxianfengdaogudeganjue。
【ding：suzhuzaoyushenhunjingjiuzhonggongji，chufabeidong，huodetongtianjingjiuzhongxiuwei。】
“chenggongle！”yezhangshengjidongdeziyudao。
“dengdeng，tongtianjiuzhong？”
anzhaodalushangduixiulianjingjiedehuafen：lingqijing，banshanjing，zifujing，dongxujing，shenhunjing，tongtianjing，wendaojing，shengren，shengwang，dasheng，zhundi，dadi。
bushiyigexiaojingjiema？zheikezuzugaoleyigedajingjiele。
【ding：suzhuzheishiqiaobuqiwoma？benxitongshuodedangranshigaoyigedajingjie，ququyigexiaojingjieshuochuqubierenhaiyiweiwojibuqini。】
yezhangshengbeiyedeshuobuchuhua，zhideshuleshudamuzhi。
“豪，真豪！”
tongtianjingyijingkeyisuanshiyifangdanengle，jiusuanshishenweiqingzhoubazhudexuantianjianzong，yezhaobuchujige。
gengzhongyaodeshi，tongtianjingxiushineiyouzhangdeshouyuan。
xiangdaozhei，yezhangshengxinnianyidong，zhaohuanchuzishendexinximianban。
【宿主】：叶长生
【shenfen】：xuantianjianzongputongzhanglao
【nianling】：yibaiershijiu（shengyuerqianbabaiqishiyinian）
【xiuwei】：tongtianjingjiuzhong
guoran，nianlingneiyilanyijinggaibianle，buzaishishengyuyigeshichen，ershibianchengleerqianduonian。
呼！
kandaozheili，yezhangshengzhangchuyikouqi，xinshenqiedifangsongxialai。
“tainai，nibuyonglaijiewole。”
jianmudedacheng，yezhangshenghuishoujiangzhouweidehuoyunqusan，zhongxinchuxianzaizhongrenyanqian。
“zheishi……yezhanglao？tameisi？”
“yidingshiwoyanhuale，kanlaiyihouyaoshaojianshimei，shenzidouxule。”
kanzhezhongxinchuxiandeshenying，suiranmianrongyouxiexubianhua，danzheixiedizihaishixunsuquerentadeshenfen。
yezhangshengganshouzhetineiqiangdadeliliang，neixinyouzhongchunchunyudongdeganjue。
bijingtazhiqianzhishiyigefanren，turanyongyouleruciqiangdadeliliang，yishizhijianxiangyaoshiyanyixiashili。
shenchushouzhang，duizhewangliedefangxiangpaixia。
qiangdadeqixiyongdong，yizhixuanqingsedeshouzhangzaiwanglietoudingshangkongningjuercheng，duizhetapitougailianjiupailexiaqu。
“通天境？”
wangliekanzhecongtianerjiangdeshouzhang，ganshoudaoqizhongyunhandekongbunengliang，yishijianmiansedabian，huangmangjianjichuyimiandunpai，dangzaishangfang。
轰！
yishengjuxiang，chenyansiqi，wanglielianrendaidunbeipaixiaxukong，
daiyanchensanqu，dishangchuxianyigejudazhangyin，zhangyinzhongjianzeshitangzhewanglie。
suoyourendoubeizhenjingdemudengkoudai，kanzhezheikuazhangdeyimu，yishijianfanyingbuguolai。
“哇靠，玩大了。”
yezhangshengtongyangmianlujingse。
haozai，tazhishishaoweiyongleercenglieryi，yinggaimeishi。
良久。
haishiyanshiyilvxianhuiguoshenlai，lianmangshanshendaowanglieshenbian，handao：“shizun，shizunnimeishiba。”
咳……咳……呸……
wangliekesouliangsheng，tuchuzuilidenitu，congkenglipaqishenlai，bingmeiyoushoudaoshenmeshang。
muguangluozaiyipangdedunpaishang，luchuyifuxintengzhijishense。
zhijianshangmianyijingliekaileyidaodaoxiweideliehen。
nima，zheikeshibanbutongtianfaqia！
laozishengchijianyongde，jiuzheimeyijianhaodiandefangyufaqi，juranyibazhangjiuganbaofeile。
xiangdaozhei，xinzhongyeshiyizhenhoupa，liankanxiangyezhangshengdemuguangdoudaishangleyisijuyi。
zheiyaoshipaizaizijishenshang，neibudedangchengqushi。
yigetongtianjingdedaneng，jingranjiangzijiweizhuangchenglingqijingxiaoxiushi，laoliua！
yezhangshengbeikandebuhaoyisi，shuoqilaihaishizijilikuile，zhinengyihouzhaojihuizaibuchanghuiqule。
“neige……woturanxiangqilai，dongfuliandandedihuohaimeiyoumie，xianzouleha！”
yezhangshengshanshanshuowan，jiangluodaoyichudimianshang，wangzhedishangbeikaodebanshudexiaobai，shenxiyikouqi，tandao：
“ai，xiaobaini……haoxiang……ke，niyiluzouhao，dengnitoutaile，woyidingjinizhaogexifu。”
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