reduyizhibujiandechuanyuejiakongxiaoshuo《kaijuweifuburenxitong,wotoubenfanpaiyijia》,shuzhongdaibiaorenwuyousuningsuhuaishan,jiangshuyiduanchanmianfeicedeaiqinggushi。shizhimingdada“aichishougongmaijiaodetianyangfeng”derexiaozuopinzhiyi,chunjingwuguanggaobanyuedutiyanjijia,zhuyaojiangshudeshi:zhibujiyeshirufangjiabuxingneiban,qiuyeyegaonainai,zhaoleyidapiaoguanxi,youyuanyiyongyibishierdehuilvlaidui,huifengcaimianmianqiangqiangtongyile。nishinagexiaolouyi……
erqiebudazhuli,xiyindehuolijiushao。
shibushihainengxibaiyibo。
tashitaiyouqian,taixinruan,taikanzhonghaoburongyizhaodaodexueyuanqinreneryi。
weileqinren,zhihaotongkudeweitamenshoushilantanzile。
怎么收拾?
砸钱!狠狠的砸钱。
zheiyanglianhuaqiandedifangdouyoule……
zheibian,jianghurensongwaihaosubanxiandelaodaohunranbuzhijijiangtianjiangfuhaoqinqi,cishixinzhongananjiaoku——
zhuanghanjingwanqiangkezhizhuleroutideshangtong,yazhizhusubanxian,fenlichuileliangquan,biankubiannuhou:
“wodasinigepianzi,wuwuwu,pianwoxiaotaohongshiwozhengyuan,jiniyikuaidayangzuogefa,wohainengsannianbaoliang,yieryinvcougehaozi。”
“这,这没错啊。”
“duia,jiuzuotianxiaotaohongbushicaishengxiayiduilongfengtaima,zheikeshiduoshaonianmeitingguodedaxishi。”
pangguanzheyouzhidaoyierde,zaipangbiandaqiang。
suningyexinshenghaoqi,tingqilaisubanxianjianzhishishensuanzi,zhuanghanpingshazhaotamafan。
ranhoujiutingjianzhuanghanbiequdeshengyin:
“xigepi,wocairenshixiaotaohongliugeyue!”
苏宁:……
那活该被打了。
douzheigeshihoule,subanxianpinmingchezhesangzijieshi:
“zheimeigerenshentibuyiyang,liugeyueyebushibunengshenga,hekuangshuangbaotai,shengdegengzaoxieyezhengchang。”
谁知惹的壮汉更怒:
“nihaijiaobian,woshirenshitaliugeyue,youbushijianmianjiuganneishi,woliantayigenshouzhitoudoumeipengguo,zenmedangdedie!”
周围人都笑抽了。
“liugeyueshenghaizidebushimeiyou,kerendoumeipengguo,neixiaotaohongguniangzongbunengganeryouyunba。”
pangbiandaixieshuxindetanzhuxiaozhezhuailegewen。
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niyiyanwoyiyudegonghuo。
haiyouyaohezherangzhuanghankuaidiandade。
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tuzihaibuchiwobiancaoni。
zheilaojiahuobujinchi,haidoukenlegebian。
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sujiadaerzinengdahuida,zaijiemianshangyesuanyihaorenwu。
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伸手一摸。
chendiandian,baihuahuadeyinbi,shangmianhaiyinzhemourentouxiang。
jiusuanbeiledetouhunyanhua,subanxianyenengyiyanrenchuzheishishenme——
大洋,一块大洋!
bu,buzhiyikuai,guangtakandaode,zhouweijiusanluoleqibakuaidayang,nanguaigangcaitingdaodingdangdeshengyin,tahaiyiweishisheidiushiziguolaileni。
苏半仙眼珠子一转。
mianbugaisebadayangsaijinyixiuandou。
tianshangdiaode,dishangjiande。
daoletadeshoujiushitade,sheiyebengxiangyaohuiqu!
zheibiandahanbeisabigongjizaochengdechizhiguoqu,buzhidaogaibugaijixuda,jiutingjianyidaolengdanyueerdenvsheng:
“nideqian,wotitapei。”
“shibeipeichanggoubugou?”
dongriyangguangxia,yikaochemendeshaonvzhouzhoumeitou,yourengchuleyibachaopiao,zaikongzhongfenfenyangyangluoxia,zhuorenyanqiu:
“bugou,neijiuershibei。”
傻了,壮汉傻了。
kanrenaodetanzhuhexingrenyeshale。
yigegeyanjingzhuizhuzhepiaoluodechaopiao,haiyaofenchuyuguangquchoudishangdedayang。
zheilideren,daduoyibeizimeijianguozheimeduoqian。
jiemianshangyouzijichedeshangdengchefu,meirimeiyedelache,chulejiaoyong,yigeyuenengshenggeliangsankuaijiushiwanxingle。
zhuanghanjiushizheiyangdechefu。
talaizhaoshi,chulebeipiandefennu,dabanshiweileneiyikuaiqian。
gangcaihaixiongsheneshaderen,duizhemianqianniansuibudadeshaonv,jingshiliantoudoubugantaiqi。
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