feichangchusededoushishenghuogushi，《kaijuxuejieewo，wofanshoubatabidong》deqingjiexinibusutao，zhuxianmingxian，renwuhuolinghuoxian，zhendehenzhide。zhujiaoshiyuqiusumuran，xiaoshuomiaoshudeshi:jiefeishencaikuiwu，chuanzheyishenheidedaban，haidailegeheisekouzhao。shoushangneibaduandaozailudengxiafanshechuhanguang，gewaishenren。hanyuweisihubeihedaole，……
chiwanzaofan，laidaojiaoshi。
diyijiekeshilishi，qinyuweideke。
yuqiuxiangdaozuowan，tahechengneiyang，yinggaibuhuilaishangkeleba？
guoran，shifenzhonghou，banzhangtongzhizixi。
pangzizaiyipangtuiletuiyuqiu：“kuaijiwoshuoshuozuowandaodizenmehuishi？”
“nidaodishizenmegandiaoneizhongguaiwude？”
“haiyounishoushangdefushinalilaide？nizheixiaozishenmeshihoubianchengdaoshile？”
yuqiulandejieshi，momosisuozhejiexialaidedasuan。
以及，系统的应用！
muqianyizhixitongkeyibangzhuzijitishenglingneng，lingnengyuegao，duifuyaomojiuyuerongyi。
“kanlai，zhuyaohaishidetishenglingneng。”
“xitong，lingnengruhetisheng？”
于秋在心中问道。
【dangsuzhulianhuajuyoushenxingdeshengwushikehuodelingneng】
“zheizhongshengwuchulejuyoushenxinghaiyoushenmeyaoqiuma？”
【xuhuotiqielingnengbugaoyusuzhuyibei】
原来如此。
kanyangzi，xiangyaotishenglingneng，xuyaoxiangbanfazhaoyixieyaomolailianhua。
bingqiehaixuyaohuozhedeyaomo。
zheijiuxuyaoyongdaoxitongdediergegongnengle。
封神！
“fengshendeshiyongtiaojianni？”
【meicixiaohaozishenlingneng，xiaohaoshuliangwei：mubiaoduixiangjubeilingnengx10%】
【qiemubiaoduixianglingnengbugaoyuzishenyibei】
原来如此。
neizheimeshuo，qishidiyizhiyaomo，tawanquankeyijiangqiqiujin！
靠，失算了！
yuqiuyouxiehouhui，buguoyehao，zhishaoxianzaizhidaole，xiacijiuyoujingyanle。
henkuai，shangwudekechengjijiangjieshu。
pangziyelaixunwen：“yihuierfangxueyiqiquchidian？”
yuqiuyaotou：“suanle，wodequyiyuanyitang。”
qiancouqile，dejiyiyuansongguoqucaixing。
zhengshuozhe，menwaizoujinlaiyigechuanzheolzhifudejuemeinvzi。
zaibanshangzhongduorenqunzhong，nvrenyiyankanzhongleyuqiu：“nilaiwobangongshiyitang。”
shuowan，bujizhongrenfanyingdeshijian，zhijietuichujiaoshilikaile。
zheiyicaozuorangbanlikaishirenaoleqilai。
youqishiyipangdepangzi：“xinganixiaozi，zuowanchuquyitang，genqinxuejiegoudashangle？”
“zezeze，danduzhaoniqubangongshie~”
yuqiuyilianbiyi，buguoxinzhongdaoyekaishiqidaileqilai。
zuowanzijijiuleta，taxianzaijiaozijiguoqu，duobanshiweilebaodazijiba？
huizenmebaodani？yishenxiangxu？haishi……
naohaizhongzhengfuxianchuzuoyeqinyuweineizhangbeijiujingrandetonghongdelianjia。
zuoweizhuchengxueyuanyoushiyilaidezuimeinvshen，qinyuweiwulunshizhangxianghaishishencai，doushiwuketiaotidecunzai。
jiashangtabenrendeyipinxiangdang，zongshichuanzheyixieyinrenfuxianglianpiandefuzhuang。
redequanxiaodouzhidao，tazheinvrenbushishenmebaoshouderen。
gengyoubushaorenzaibeihouyyguota。
yuqiuziranyeshiqizhongzhiyi。
zhengxiangzhe，tayijinglaidaolejiaoyanshimenwai。
benxizhuanyelaoshidebangongshi。
qiaoleqiaomen，qinyuweiqinglengdeshengyincongzhongchuanchu：“jin！”
yuqiutuimenerru，tabenxiangkaikouqianxuyixia，quejianqinyuweizhijiecongchoutiliquchuyigelvpaibaobaofangzaizhuoshang。
baoshang，yidaohuahenqingxikejian。
“这是你弄坏的？”
yuqiulianseshaobian，kaishizaidanaozhongxunzhaoyuzheigebaoxiangguandejiyi。
zuowan，tagenneibushirendejiefeizhandoushi，bingweitaiguozhuyizheigebao。
buguokeyiquedingdeshi，zheibaodesunhuaigentameiguanxi。
yincitaguoduanfouren：“bushiwonongde，shineimingjiefei。”
“jiefei？shenmejiefei？”
qinyuweimianshangdaizhejifenchayi，xianrantaduizuowandeshiqingyijingmeiyouyinxiangle。
yuqiuwunai，zhinengcongtoudaoweijiangshuciqianfashengdeyiqie。
shuowan，benyiweiqinyuweihuibiaoyangta，shenzhibaodata。
quebuliao，qinyuweizhishilengxiaoyisheng：“weilejujuepeichang，nijingranchechuleyigeyingxiongjiumeidelaotaogushi，kezhenshinanweinile。”
“zuoweiyigexuesheng，nikankannixianzaiyoubandianxueshengdeyangzima？”
“toutouliuchuxuexiao，yebuguisu，haimankouhuhua！”
“nizhendanglaoshishishazima？”
yuqiuzhoumei：“shenmeyisi？”
“shenmeyisi？”qinyuweidelianyinchenlexialai。
suihou，gengshizhijiejiangshoujinachulai，bofanglimiandeshipin。
shipinzhong，yuqiubeizheqinyuweigenshenmedongxidadouzhe。
keshiqianfang，queshenmeyemeiyou。
于秋傻眼了。
tajianxinzijimeiyoujicuo。
zuowan，tazhendekanjianjiefeile！
erqieneimingjiefeibianchengleguaiwu，bukenengmeipaidaocaidui！
danjiankonghuamianxianshideyemeiyousihaojiagonghenji。
这到底是怎么回事？
“你还想狡辩吗？”
budengyuqiuxiangqingchuzheijiujingshizenmehuishi，qinyuweiyijingchizedao：“niduilaoshidongshoudongjiao，laoshikeyibujieyi。”
“shenzhinizuoleduibuqilaoshideshi，laoshiyemeirangnipeichang！”
“danshinijingranmankouhuhualaimengpianlaoshi，laoshirenwei，youbiyaoyeyouyiwu，jiangzheijianshigaozhinimendaoyuan。”
yuqiulianmangdaduanleta：“bie！buyaogaosudaoyuan。”
xuexiaominglingjinzhixueshengyewanwaichu。
ciqiantayijingbeichaguoyicile，bingqiehaibeidengjishanglechufen。
ruguozaibeizhuazhu，houguokenengjiushiliuxiaochakanle。
“heng！xianzaizhidaopale？”
qinyuweilengshengwendao：“xianzaiyuanyigenlaoshishuoshihualema？”
yuqiuyaotou：“wobuzhidaonishenmeyisi，woshuodeyizhidoushishihua。”
“还敢狡辩！”
qinyuweilishenghechi：“xinbuxinwoxianzaijiubazheiduanshipinfajinimendaoyuan？”
yuqiujinlejinquantou：“nixiangzenmeyang？”
“道歉！”
qinyuweicishideyanliyuzuowan，jianzhipanruoliangren。
yuqiumeiyoufanbo，ditou：“duibuqi！”
“zheishinigaiyoudetaiduma？jiworenzhendian。”
yuqiuzhinengyaozheya，yongqiqiudeyuqidao：“laoshiduibuqi，wocuole，qingninyuanliangwoba。”
qinyuweilengxiao：“he，xianzaizhidaocuole。”
“zheigebaojiazhisanwan，kannishixueshengdemianzishang，laoshiyebuyaonipeiduole。”
“yiwankuai，nengjieshouma？”
yuqiudanu：“nitemedezenmebuquqianga？”
“yigepobaoyaoyiwankuai！”
dunshi，qinyuweizhouqilemeitou：“nizaimayijushishi？”
yuqiuzhinengyaoyazuanquan，chenmozhemeiyoushuohua。
“santianzhineibaqianjiwo，tingdaolema？”
qinyuweideyuqiburongzhiyi，meideshangliang。
yuqiuzhinengyaotoudao：“meiyou。”
taxianzaishoutoudequeyouyiwan，danneishimeimeijiumingdeqian！
jileta，meimeizenmeban？
“meiyoujiuzhaonifumu！”
“edui，chadianwangle，nimeiyoufumuduima？”
tingdaozhei，yuqiudelianseshunjianchenlexialai。
qinyuweibingweichajue，zhanqishenlai，ziguzishuodao：“guaibudemeijiaoyang，lianlaoshidouganpian。”
“suanle，laoshizaijiniyizhoushijian，jinkuaicouqiba。”
yuqiulengxiao：“mdbaiyanlang！”
“laozizuowanjiubugaijiuni！”
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