kaijuyipiguzhai,wokaomeishifengshenzheibuxiaoshuodezhujiaoshihuwanjinaniuzhangbo,kaijuyipiguzhai,wokaomeishifengshengushiqingjiejingdiandangqihuichang,neirongqingjiejidushushi。zhuyaojiangdeshijiezhe,woyouqumailezuihaodemianfen,zuixinxiandejidan。dangwozoudaoyigediaoliaotanqianshi,wodeyanjingliangle。zaiyigebuqiyandejiaoluo,fang……
huwanjindejinghuangshicuoxiangyipenbingshui,doutoujiaoxia,rangwoshunjiancongjijiangchenggongdehuanxiangzhongjingxing。chufangligangganghaishengtengzhedereqiexiwang,cikebeiyigumingwei“juewang”dehanqixunsudongjie。zhangboheaniudeliansebiwohaibai,tamenkanzhewo,yanshenlichongmanleganggangjianliqilaiyoushunjianbengtadexinren。
“wanle……quanwanle……”huwanjintanzuozaizhangdengshang,feishuodeshentidoudexiangyituanshaikang,“wojiubugaixinnizheigesaobaxing!zheixiahaole,womendoudejinipeizang!”
tadeaihaoxiangyibazhuizi,cizaiwodeermoshang。danwomeiyoushijianqulihuitadebengkui。wodedanaozhengzaiyiyizhongqiansuoweiyoudesuduyunzhuan,xiangyitaichaopindechuliqi,fengkuangdijiansuozhewonaohaizhongneizuopangdademeishizhishiku。
buxuyouni,buxuxinla,buxujianzha。
zheisange“buxu”,jihufengsilewosuoyoudelu。wojingxinzhunbeidewangpai“huangjincuipiji”,shunjianchengleyizhangfeipai。erqie,zheibujinjinshiyidaocaidewenti。huwanjindailaidezheigexinxicha,jiuxiangyigejingxinbuzhidexianjing,ruguowomingtianzhendeduanzhezhajiquxianshou,neihouguobukanshexiang。tahuwanjinhuoxunengkaozheguanxiwangtuoshen,erwo,linxuan,yigehaowugenjidejiuloulaoban,biranhuichengweineigebeituichuqudingzuidedaomeidan。
buxing,wojuebunengzuoyidaibi。
wodemuguangsaoguochufang,saoguoneixiewomenzheiliangtianxinkuzhunbeideshicai。neiguoweileyitianyiye,zhengsanfazhechunhouxiangqidegaotang;neiyipenpenyuanrunruyudedongguaqiu;neisanzhiyijingchuliganjing,rouzhijinshideluhuaji……
鸡。
wodemuguangzuizhongluozaileneisanzhijishang。
zha,buxing。la,buxing。youni,gengbuxing。
neihaiyoushenmezuofa,nengrangzuiputongdejirou,tuotaihuangu,chengxianchulingrenjingyandezitai,tongshiyoumanzu“qingdanyangwei”zheigekekedeyaoqiu?
qingzheng?taiputong。baiqie?bugoujingyan。duntang?yijingyoule“zhenzhufeicuibaiyutang”。
yigedadandeniantou,xiangyidaoshandian,huapolewonaozhongdezhongzhongmiwu。
youyigecaishi,tajihushiweizheizhongqingkuangliangshendingzuode。tabufangyidiyou,bujiarenhexinladiaoliao,quankaoshicaibenshendeweidaohejingmiaodepengrenjiqiao。taduichushideyaoqiujigao,danyidanchenggong,qixianmeichengduzuyizhengfurenhetiaotideweilei。
那就是——脱骨鸡。
erqie,bushiputongdetuogu,shizuigaonandude“fenggantuogu”。
“huzhangju,”wokaikoule,shengyinyichanglengjing,lengjingdelianwozijidougandaojingya,“shiqinghaimeidaojuelu。”
huwanjintaiqitaneizhangtileihengliudelian,mangrandikanzhewo:“meidaojuelu?nihaiyoushenmebanfa?nanbuchengninengpingkongbianchuyidaocailai?”
“cai,buyongbian,jiuzaizheili。”wozhilezhianbanshangdeji,“woxuyaoninzaibangwoyigemang。”
“帮忙?我……”
“woxuyaodaliangdecuyan,yueduoyuehao。haiyaozuihaodecong、zuinendejiang。yiji,chenglizuihaodecaifengpuli,zuixidezhenxian。”wodeyusujikuai,tiaoliqingxi,daizheyizhongburongzhiyideliliang。
huwanjinbeiwozhenzhule,talenglengdikanzhewo,xiayishidiwendao:“yao……yaozheixiezuoshenme?”
“zuoyidaonengrangxiantaiyelongyandayue,rangninhuzhangjuyibudengtiandecai。”wodingzhetadeyanjing,yiziyijudishuodao,“zheikenengshiwomenzuihoudejihui。nindu,haishibudu?”
du。zheigeziyanzaici**daolehuwanjindeshenjing。takanzhewojiandingdeyanshen,youxianglexiangzijikenengmianlindeqicanxiachang,zuizhong,tamengdiyiyaoya,congdishangpaleqilai。
“hao!laozijiuzaixinniyici!niyaoshenme,woquanjininonglai!yaoshizheicizaibucheng……”
“meiyoubucheng。”wozhandingjietiedidaduanta。
huwanjinlianyepaolechuqu。wozelikezhuanxiangzhangboheaniu。tamenlianghaichuyudaizhizhuangtai,wobixulikerangtamenzhongxinzhenzuoqilai。
“zhangbo,aniu,tingzhe!”wolishenghedao,“wanglezhaji,wanglemala,womenxianzaiyaozuoyidaoquanxindecai。zheidaocai,bizhajinanyibaibei,yebizhajijingmiaoyibaibei!womenmeiyoushijianle,daqijingshenlai!”
wodeshengyinrutongchenzhongmugu,jiangtamenliangcongshihunluopozhongzhenxing。
“zhu……zhuchu,womentingninde!”aniudiyigefanyingguolai,yonglididianlediantou。
“hao。aniu,bafengxianglaqilai,zaotanglidehuobuyaomie,baochiwenhuo。zhangbo,bacongjiangxijing,congbaiqieduan,congyeqiechengximo;jiangqupi,yibanqiepian,yibanmochengzuixidejiangrong。”
anpaihaotamendegongzuo,woshenxiyikouqi,jiangyizhichuliganjingdeluhuajipingfangzaianbanshang。
jiexialai,shizhenzhengkaoyanjishudeshike。
woyaozuode,shizaibupohuaijipiwanzhengxingdeqiantixia,jiangjishentineidesuoyougutouquanbuquchulai。zheishiyixiangjiqijingxidewaikeshoushushicaozuo。
womeiyouzhuanyedetigudao,zhinengyongyibamodefenglidexiaodao。woxiancongjidebojingchukaiyigejixiaodekouzi,ranhoujiangshouzhishenjinqu,tiezhegutou,yidianyidiandijiangpirouyugujiafenli。wodedongzuobixujiduqingrou,zhijiandemeiyicichumo,dounengqingxidiganshoudaogugedezouxianghejiroudewenli。
zheishiyigemanzhangerkuzaodeguocheng,xuyaojidadenaixinhezhuanzhuli。chufanglizhishengxiafengxiangqingweidehuhushenghezaotanglichaihuoouerdepipasheng。zhangboheaniudoupingzhulehuxi,jinzhangdikanzhewodedongzuo。
suogu、chigu、leigu、tuigu……meiyigengutou,douxiangyigewangudediren。woshieryongxiaodaoqingqingguali,shieryongshouzhiqiaomiaodiniuzhuan,hanshuishunzhewodeetouhualuo,dizaianbanshang,danwohunranbujue。
zhongyu,zaihaofeilejiangjinyigeshichenhou,wocongneigexiaoxiaodekaikouchu,wanzhengdichouchuleyifudaizhexiexusuiroudejigujia。erwoshouzhongdeneizhiji,chulebozishangdeyigexiaokou,waixingkanqilaiwanhaowusun,danneiliyijingkongkongruye,ruanruanditazaianbanshang,xiangyigexieleqidepinang。
“tian……tianna……”zhangbofachuleyayidejinghu。
womeiyoutingxie,likekaishichulidierzhi、disanzhi。youlediyicidejingyan,houmiandesudukuailebushao。dangsanzhijiquanbutuoguwanbi,tianbianyijingfanqileyudubai。
huwanjinyehuilaile,tabujindailailesandadaicuyanhexinxiandecongjiang,shenzhihaizhendezhaolailechenglizuihaodexiuniangyongdexisixianhexiuhuazhen。
“linxuan,dongxidou……wodelaotianye!”takandaoanbanshangneisanzhiruantatadejihepangbianwanzhengdegujia,jingdexiabadoukuaidiaoxialaile。
“huzhangju,yan。”womeiyoushijianjieshi。
woheaniujiangsandadaicuyanquanbudaojinyikoudaguoli,yongwanghuobaochao。dangyanlibiandeguntang,shenzhikaishiweiweifahuangshi,wolikerangzhangbojiangbeihaodecongduanhejiangpianrengjinqu,jixufanchao。
“zila”yisheng,congjiangdexiangqizaigaowenxiabeishunjianjifachulai,yuyandejiaoxianghunhezaiyiqi,xingchengyizhongqiteernongyudefuhexiangqi。
“jiushizheigeweidao!”wojiangguntangdecongjiangyan,xiaoxinyiyidi,junyunditumozaisanzhiwugujideneiwai。liyongyandewenduheshentouya,rangcongjiangdexiangqixunsushentoudaojiroudemeiyisixianweili。zheishiyizhongbiputongazhigaoxiaobaibeide“reafa”。
azhipiankehou,woyongganjingdebujiangjishenshangdeyanlicashiganjing,ranhou,wonaqilezhenxian。
zaizhongrenbujiedemuguangzhong,wojiangjibozishangdekaikouyongxixianfenghedetianyiwufeng。jiezhe,woranganiuzhaolaijigenjieshidezhangmasheng,jiangsanzhijiyiyizhongqitedezishikunbangqilai,rangtamenquanshendepidoubengjin,ranhouguazailechufangzuitongfengdewuliangxia。
“aniu,bachufangsuoyoudemenchuangdoudakai,rangfengchuijinlai。”wofenfudao。
“zhuchu,zhei……zheishiyaofenggan?”zhangbobujiediwen。
“dui。”wodiandiantou,“danzheihaibugou。”
woranganiujiangzaotanglidehuochediao,ranhoujiangranshaohoushengxiade、haidaizheyuwendecaomuhui,xiaoxindipuzaijidezhengxiafang。
“zheishizuoshenme?”huwanjinyourenbuzhuwendao。
“feng,daizoubiaopideshuifen;dishangdeyuwen,huanhuanhongkao,rangpixiadezhifangmanmanronghua,shenrujirouli。fengganyuweikaotongbujinxing,nengrangjipibiandeboren,jirouxiangqineilian,kouganjinzhi。zheidaocai,wojiaota‘fengguowuhen’。”wopingjingdijieshidao。
zheigemingzi,liantongzheitaofeiyisuosidezuofa,rangzaichangdesuoyourendouxianrulechenmo。tamenkanzheneisanzhixuanguazaifengzhongdeji,fangfozaikanyigejijiangfashengdeqiji。
shengxiadeshijian,jiushidengdai。
womenkaishizhunbeilingyidaocai,“zhenzhufeicuibaiyutang”。
wojiangweileyitianyiyedegaotangguolv,quchusuoyoudezazhi,zhiliuxiaqingcherucha、xiangchunpubidetangzhi。zhangbolianxileyitiandedongguaqiuyepaishangleyongchang,meiyigedouyuanrunguanghua。
wojiangtangshaofei,xiarudongguaqiu。dongguaqiuyure,yanseyoubaizhuanweibantouming,wanruyikekewenrundezhenzhu。woyongjishaodeyandiaowei,zuihou,sashangcuilvdeconghuahejidixiangyou。
yiwankansijiandan,shizeyunhanlewushuxinxuedetangcaijiuwanchengle。tangseqingliang,zhenzhubandedongguaqiudianzhuiqizhong,cuilvdeconghuarutongfeicui,qingxiangpubi,wanmeiqihele“qingdanyangwei”deyaoqiu。
huwanjinxiaoxinyiyidichangleyikou,yanjingshunjianjiuliangle。neiguwufayongyanyuxingrongdexianmei,wenrundihuaguohoulong,rangtashufudezhangtanyikouqi。
“haotang!haotanga!”tazanbujuekou。
tiansedaliang,lijinxianwuyandeshijianyuelaiyuejinle。
wojiangfengganleyiyedejiquxia。cishideji,biaopiyijingbiandeweihuangerjinbeng,chengxianchuyizhongbantoumingdezhigan,sanfazhedandanderouxianghecongjiangxiang。
wojiekaishengzi,chaidiaofengxian,ranhou,wozuochuleyigerangsuoyourenzaicizhenjingdejudong。
wojiangneiguoqingchedejitang,zhongxinshaofei,ranhoujiangyizhengzhiwugudefengganji,fangruyigejudadetangwanzhong,zaiyongguntangdegaotang,fanfudijiaolinzaijishenshang。
“滋……滋……”
guntangdejitangyuweiliangdejipijiechu,fachuleqingweideshengxiang。jipizairelidezuoyongxia,shunjianshousuo,yansebiandegengjiajinhuangyouliang。zheigeguocheng,wozhongfulejiuci。
zheijiao“jinshu”,huozheshuo“linshu”。yongtangdewendu,jiangjirouyouwaidaoneidimanmantangshu。zheiyangzuochulaidejirou,nenhuadaolejizhi,nengzuidaxiandudibaoliujiroudeyuanzhiyuanwei。
dangzuihouyibiangaotangjiaoxia,woyongyibakuaidao,jiangzhengzhijizhanjian。yinweimeiyougutou,xiadaoxingyunliushui,zhanchudejikuaidaxiaojunyun,mafangzaipanzhong,pihuangroubai,xingtaibaoman,wanruyijianyishupin。
womeiyoujiarenheduoyudediaoliao,zhishijiangzhiqianmohaodejiangrong,yongyidiandianregaotangheyandiaokai,zuochengyixiaodiezhanliao,fangzaipangbian。
liangdaocai,yidao“fengguowuhen”,yidao“zhenzhufeicuibaiyutang”,bingpaifangzaishiheli。
“huzhangju,”wogaishangshihe,kanzheta,“chengbai,zaiciyijule。”
huwanjindelianshang,yijingmeiyoulezhiqiandehuangzhang,querdaizhideshiyizhonghunzazhejidonghejinzhangdeqidai。tazhengzhongdidianlediantou,qinzilinqishihe。
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