zuixinxiaoshuo《kaijuyizhangchuang，yongchuangyishijie》，zhujiaoshihuangyangzhengxuyu，youzhangpianbaikaishuichuangzuo。zheibenxiaoshuozhengtijiegoushejijingqiao，xinlimiaoxiexinidaowei，luojiganqiang。gushiqingjiediedangqifu，rangrentongkuailinli。feichangzhidetuijian！renwushulikexiangshuaitangshoushanyuyiyangbahaizhigaoxing“diu”jihuangyangzheng。huangyangzhengjieguo，jiangweikaifengdejianshenqingsonghuarujianqiao，yansihefeng。……
“wa~dazirandekuizeng！jinshanshan！”xuyudayanjingliangchengxiaoxingxing，duizheshadishangsanluodecaibaozhiliukoushui，daimaodouwanchenglejinbifuhao。
‘ehuo，baojinbile？zheisheding...nandaoshiyouxishijie？’huangyangzhengkanzhemandizhuguangbaoqi，tiaoletiaomei。
qiankejinliyuanrundexianggemozikede，zhenzhuquewaigualiezaoyexingshizu。neibailaimeimosunyanzhong、tuanmohudejinbi，daoxiangshiwushengdewenmingxuanyan。
‘youjinbi，jiuyouren！’taxinzhongduding。
fengyijuan！jingzhundabao——wushijinli、ershijinbi、shizhenzhuwaijianeigebuqiyandexiaobaoxiang，beishaziguozhefeiruzhangxin，caibaoshourujiezhong。xiaobaoxiangzebeitashunshoudianledian，chendiandiande，ganjuesaimanledongxi。
“caibaoshiliangjiuhao。”tasongsongjian，yuqiqingkuaidexiangzailiaotianqi。“keleyoulushui，elema...xibeifengyeguanbao。”
xiaobaoxiangcaizhiteshu，yuansushiyeyekanbutou，waibiaoquepingpingwuqi，haimeisuo。zhiyuxiaopangxie？bubilihui。huangyangzhengzhuanshenjiuzou。
weihebubudao，shenzhiganjinshajue？
tajiaobuqingkuai，neixinxiangdeshi：‘shatansihujiuzheiliangzhi？wanyigandiaolechengbinweiwuzhongbaohuduixiangzaban？zaishuole...’
ganshouzhetineiliuzhuandeyuansuli，tazuijiaoweiyang。‘ququpangxie，lianrangworenzhenchushoudezigedoumeiyou，hejuzhiyou？
queqianxiaohoulixie，yejiushizuikaishineizhi，feikuaipadaohunjuedehoulixiemamashenbian，“bobobo”dejiaozhe，xiaoqianzijiqiediqiaojimamatanruandedaqianzi。
houlixiemamayouyouzhuanxing（tuyuansuzhuchang，huifulimax！）。tayigefanshenliqi，xiaohoulixieshuliandishunzheqianzipahuibeijialide“anquanwu”。
xiemamaxiaoyanjinghenhenwanleyiyanhuangyangzhengyuanqudebeiying，meizaizhuiji，niutoujiupao！paodongjian，beijiapengpengzuoxiang，daqianzikakakagebuting，xiangzaiqiaodamouzhongfennudegudian。
“na，jinidezhanlipin。”huangyangzhengbaxiaobaoxiangdijixuyu，tadudingzheigechongmanhaoqixindexiaojiahuohuixihuan。
“wa！xiaobaoxiang！wuhu~xiexielaoda！laodayuzhoudiyihao！”xuyugaoxingdeyuandiqifei，jieguoxiangzishunjianbeizhongliangdailegelieju，‘puji’yishenglianchaoxiashuaijinruanzhenduili，zhiluchugejueqidexiao**heyaohuangdedaimao。
“e~kanzhexiao，haitingyoufenliang！”xuyuzhengzhazhepaqilai，paipaixiangzi，xiaolianshangmanshixingfen。
taqingqingchangshidakaixianggai——wensibudong！
henkuai，xuyuliandanbiedetonghong，maozuchinaidejingxiangyongmanlikaixiang：“wu~ng——！kai！jiwokai！！”shenzhishuangjiaodengzhuxiangzi，shuangshouzhuazhuxianggaibianyuan，zhenggeshentixianghouyongli，xiangzaibahe。
“mingmingmeisuo...weishenmedabukaia！”
renwushumanyouyoupiaodaopangbian，zhimianxianshiqipaokuang：“zheixiaobaoxiang...kanzhejiu...”
隆~隆~隆~
jiaoxiadexiaodaozhouranjuzhen，zhentoushangdexiaobaoxiangdoubengleqilai。
“shenmeshenme？dizhenlema？”xuyuhedeshentiyijiang，liandaixiaobaoxiangyiqizaijinzhentouli，zhiluchugejinghuangshicuodexiaonaodaiheyigenshudebizhidedaimao。
“bu，shipangxiequn。”huangyangzhengshengyinpingjing，dashouyilao，lianrendaixiangfangshangtouding。xuyuruzhuajiumingdaocao，xiaoshouqingjiutoufa，baxiaobaoxiangdangdunpaidangshenqian。
shixiansuoji，shatanfeiteng！
wushujinjiaposha，pixiangdaxiao，mimimama！
yuanchu“jiaoshi”zhanqi，heranshigengdahoulixie！zhengpianshatanhuazuoliudongde、fansheciyanxiyangde“huangjin”nutao！kakakaqianshenghuijuchengtoupizhaliedesiwangjiaoxiang！
“houlixie？！houlixie！dahoulixie！chaochaochaodahoulixie！aaa！quan、quandoushihoulixie！”xuyufachujianjiao，daimaozaitoudingfengkuangyaobai，fangfosuishiyaoqifei。
huangyangzhengzuijiaoweichou：‘houlixie？zheimingzi...’shunjianleran，bushixuyudenaodongjiushirenwushugaogui。suanle，mingzieryi，yingjing！
“wu~laoda！fengjinchehu！xieduoshizhong，xieshanxiehai！haohanbuchiyanqiankui，zhanlvexingchetuia！”xuyubaxiaolianmaijinxiaobaoxianghoumian，shengyinmenmenfadou。
renwushushishibudao：“【xitongtishi】songdeyouliyouju，jianyicaina。”
“kaishenmewanxiao，wobiqifengmang？”huangyangzhengkanzhezhouweichengbaishangqiandehoulixie，zheiqunzhengtichenghuangjinsedejiahuo，cishichongguolaijiuhaoxiangliudongdehuangjin。
suizhexiechaodekaojin，huangyangzhengyinyuenengting“quzhu”“shouhu”“baowei”“jiban”“weileai”“chonga”...
ciqingcijing，yijugushimomingbengjinnaohai：‘jiaguangxiangrijinlinkai。’
zaikanzheiqunqishixiongxiongdejiahuo，tarenbuzhutucao：“ze，zheishiyao‘baojunhuangjintaishangyi’，nawojiqi？”
dangran，tayepiejianbushaopangxie“qinjianchijia”，chongfenglushangbuwangbasanluodecaibaojiajinzijibeijiadexiaocangkuli。‘weiweiwei，paotilea！renzhendiana！’
“woxianzai...”tashuangshoubaoxiong，bailegezirenhenkudepose，nannanziyu，“suanbusuanbeizutuanshuadeyetuboss？”
“wu~suandelaoda！”xuyuzaitoudingjiyukendinghuida。
“kanhaole，zheiyizhao，huihenshuai。”tamuguangpingjingdizhushizhexiongyongerlaidejinselangchao，yuansushiyezhong，zheiqunpangxiedenenglianghexindaduoxisongpingchang，lingtoudeneizhiyebuguoshi“houlixiemama”deliangbei，haizaiduiwuhoumianyazhen。
qianmianzheixie？zayubale。
“ngng！”xuyudengdayanjing。
renwushu：“zheishihouhaizhuang？hajizheng，bukuishini。”zhimianfuxian‘baiyan’biaoqing。
“zheilishiwodelingyu！”huangyangzhengdihe，jiaoxiayiduo！wuxingyuansubodonghaixiaobankuosan，kuangbaotuyuansushunjianbeixunfu，huazuowuxingjiangyu。
chongzaizuiqiandehuangjinlangchaofangfozhuangshangleyiduwuxingdeliushazhiqiang！suduzhoujian，shenxianshazhong，cunbunanxing！fennudepangxiemenfenfenzhangkaixiezui，shituningjutucifanji。
“woshuole。zheilishiwodelingyu！quanbu...jiwoding！”
gengqiangdezhangkonglifugaiquanchang，qiangxingqiaduanlesuoyouxiebingxiejiangdeyuansulianjie。tamenshenshangdedanjinseguangzeshunjianandan，rutongbeibadiaodianyuandedengpao。
huangyangzhengdangranbuhuirangtamenningjutuyuansuzaizuilibianchengtucilaigongjita。
xuanxiaoxiaodaozaicikexianrusiji。zhiyouwushuhuangjinxieqianzailiushazhongtulaohuadong，shashazuoxiang，daizheyizhongwuzhiwuweideguzhi。
‘hu...zhuangshizhuangdaole，qishinayoushenmezhenlingyu，buguoshizhangzheyuansudengjiyazhi，qiangxingduanwangbale...’‘denghuipaoluzishishuaiyidianjiuhaola。’huangyangzhengnaohailidexiaorenkaishisikaozenmepaolu。
renwushu：“wolegequ！lingyuzhankai？！zhuangzheimeda？”zhimianfuxian‘zhenjingliekai’biaoqing。
“wawawawawa~shuaizhale！！dage！zheizhaojiaoshenme？woyaoxue！jiaowojiaowojiaowo！qiuqiunila~”xuyuzhijieshuaidaoyuandiluoxuanshengtian（yinianshang），feidaohuangyangzhengmianqian，xiaobaoxiangdoudiudaoleyibian。
xiaoshouxuwochengquanshouzaixiongqian，xiaolianjidongdehongpupu，yanzhongxingguangcuican，daimaoxingfendegaosuxuanzhuan，xiaojiaoyabutingdiduoaduo。
kanzheyanqianzheigejidongdekuaimaoyandexiaojiahuo，huangyangzhengxintouyiruan，zuijiaoyangqi，shenshouxiangchuochuotadexiaonaomen：“haha，dangranke——”
轰隆——！！！
tianqiongzhaliebandekongbuhongminghaowuzhengzhaocongshenhouzhaxiang！
zhengzuodaoyuruzaojuchuimengji，juliezhandou，shalangchongtian！bizhiqianmengliebaibei！
hou！！（bu！shiwodelingyu！）
hou！！（wailaizhe！quchu！！）
renwushu：“ze，yigebiyigenengzhuang？haiyouwanmeiwan？”zhimianfuxian‘wuyu’biaoqing。
‘？！’‘haiyougaoshou？！’huangyangzhengbeizheishengjuhouzhengmengle。
“shenmeshenme？？？”xuyuzhijiejinrudaijimoshi，luoxuanjiangdaimaodoukazhule。
huangyangzhengfanyingkuairushandian，zhuanshentongshiyibajiangdaizhidexuyu，liandaitaxiayishilaohuidexiaobaoxiang，enhuitouding。
yingruyanliandejingxiang，rangtatongkongdizhen！
简直是一座小山！
mucezuyouliangcenglougao（chaoguoliumi）dehuangjinjushouposhaerchu！
jinjinshitaqishendedongzuo，jiuyindedaoyuaiming，dadiguilie！taneiduikanbigongchengchuidejuqianhongranzaluo——
砰！！咔嚓——！
dimianrutongcuiruodebingganbanzhakaizhuwangbandekongbuliehen！hongmingshengzheneryulong！
“chaochaochaochaodahoulixie！”xuyubeihedebuqing，daimaobuduanzhandou。
renwushu：“bendan！zheigemingxianshihoulixiewanga！”zhimianfuxianchutoudaihuangguandepangxietubiao。
“wolege...houlixiea！”huangyangzhengzheicishizhenkaiyanle，goushang《shanhaijing》chahuale！
xiewangjuqianzadidechanei，peiranmoyudeyizhibansuizhechenzhongrushandetuyuansuweiyahongranjianglin！
xiewangjuqianzadichanei，peiranmoyudeyizhixiechenzhongrushantuyuansuweiyahongranjianglin！‘wangyu’shunjianyazhibingbolilehuangyangzhengduizhouweituyuansudezhangkong！
gengyouyigubingleng、badao、chongmandiyidejingshenchongjihenhenzhuangxiangtadenaohai！
嗡——！
yuxiangzhongdexuanyunhuobengkuibingweidaolai。
chongjizhuangrutayuanzixukongdelinghunhexin，zhuangshangneilvmiaoxiaoquejianren、yunhan“rendingshengtian”xinniandexinghuoyizhi，zhizhuangchuweibuzudaodehuoxinglianyi。
‘jiuzhei？’yizhilishanguoyisiqingmie。
toudingdexuyujiumeizheimexingyunle，“wu...”yishengmenheng，xiaolianshabai，gangganghuifudejingshenzaicizaoshouzhongchuang，ruanruandipazaixiaobaoxiangshang，liandaimaodounianle。
刹那间。
meiyouyisisichiyi，huangyangzhengzuochulewanquanchuyubennengdexingdong，pao！！
zaikandaoxiewangneikongbutixingheganshoudaoneishunjianduozouyuansukongzhiquande“wangyu”shi，huangyangzhengjiumingbaile：zheiwanyierxianjieduanjueduirebuqi！fengjinchehu！
huangyangzhengmengdizhuanshen，yuansulishunjianbaofa：
‘qingling’！danqingseqiliuchanraozhoushen，shenqingruyu！（fengyuansujiasu）
‘shakai’！wushushaliruyoushengmingbanjisupanfu，shunjianningchengyifujianlouqueshiyongdejinshajiazhou！（tuyuansuhudun，shenglanshiguanjian！）
‘zuheji·shachenbaomizongbu’！kuangfengjuanqijinsha，shunjianzaishenqianzhizaochuyipianfanweixingdehunzhuoshachenpingzhang！（feng+tuganraoshixian）
‘yuanjulizhaohuan·jingjibilei’！muyuansufengkuangzhuruyuanchushatanbianyuandezhibei，jizhudiaiguanmuhetengmanrutongdalejisubanfengkuangbaozhang，niuquchanraochengyidaolinshiluzhang！（muyuansuzulan）
‘shazao·gaoqiao’！jiaoxiashatufanyong，shunjianningjiechenglianggenlidiliangmidejieshishazhu！（tuyuansukuaisuyidongpingtai）
yitaoqiushengyulamandesihuaxiaolianzhao，zaitawanchengzhuanshendongzuodetongshiyiqihecheng！
xuyucikejinjinbaozhexiaobaoxiang，bazijidangchengguajianlaolaoxifuzaihuangyangzhengtouding，xiaolianmaizaixiangzishang，sesefadou。
嗖！~
huangyangzhengcaizheshagaoqiao，rutongcaizhegaoqiaodepaokudashi，zaixianruliusha、xingdongchihuandexiechaozhongzuochongyoutu，gaosuyidong！
meiyiciluojiao，fujindepangxiedouhuifennudishituyongqianzijiaduantade“tui”，shagaoqiaobuduanbeipohuaiyoushunjianbeizhouweideliushaxunsubuchongxiufu！
呸！呸！呸！...
mijidetucirutongyudianbanshelai！shakaishangbuduanbeizaochupodong，jinshafeijian！suirannengkuaisufuyuan，danxindepodongwangwangzaijiushangyuheqianjiuzaicichuxian！xianxianghuansheng！
pingjiezhefengyuansudejiasuheshagaoqiaodejidongxing，huangyangzhengrutongzaijinsenutaoshangchonglang，zhongyuyoujingwuxiandichongdaolehaishuibianyuan！
cishideta，chuletoudingneikuai“jingtu”，shenshangjinshakaijiaduochuposun，yishanlanlv，lvexianlangbei，danbingweishoushang，yanshenyijiuyoushen。
“laoda，qianmianshihaishui！meilulezenmeban？”yuanlilexiewangdejingshenweiya，xuyushaoweihuanguodianjing，kanzhemangmangdahaiyouxiemihuo。
renwushu：“taopaobenshidaoshiyiliuaxiaozi，xianzaimeilulenizenmebanni？”zhimianfuxian‘liangshouyitan，wunai’biaoqing。
“哼~”
huangyangzhengshenxiyikouqi，xukongnengyizhen，shenshangfuzhedeshatushunjianboli，yifuhuanhuanhuifu，zhuangtaihuiyong。
“qibuwentianwujuerenzhilu？zhiyaowoxiang，lujiuzaijiaoxia！”
huayinluo，taxiaosadishuaidiaoshagaoqiao，shazhutuoshoujisuifengpiaosan，zaishenhoulachuliangdaojinseshachenguiji。
‘qingshen’，fengyuansuzaicichanrao，dafujianqingzizhong。
‘talang’，shuiyuansuzaijiaoxiajingzhunningju，suxingchengduanzancunzaidetoumingshuizhuantaban。
yuansulifanyong，tachaozhedahai，yibutachu！
啪嗒！
wenwencaizailehailangzhishang，jinjiezheshidierbu、disanbu…suduyuelaiyuekuai！jingzaihaimianshangbenpaoqilai，meiyiciluojiao，jiaoxiashuihuaqingzhan，xingchengyiquanquanlianyi，qingkejianshenyingyizaishumizhiwai。
（tacikebingweishenjiu：weiheyidongsudujingrendehoulixiemamanengzhuita，ergengjiaqiangdadexiewangquezaiyuandipaoxiao？gengmeizhuyidaoxiewangjiaqiaofengxijian，jidaoruoyinruoxian、zhenghuanhuanxiaosandeanjinsefuwensuolian…yijilongzhaozhenggedaoyu、shangweibeichajuedepangdalingzhenweiguang。）
xiyangbanzanghaipingxianxia，fenjinxiaguangjinranbanbiantian。lingyice，judadexinjideheiyueqiaoranshengqi，yujinyangxingchengguiyizhuangliduibi。jiebaixingzizaifenziyemushanshuo。
haimianshang，yigebenpaodeshaonian。toudingyidianjinjinzhuazhexiaobaoxiangdejinguangxiaoren，shenzhoulongzhaozhedandandebaiseweiguang，shenbianpiaozheyizhangdanjinsedexinzhi。
xiongyongdehailangbushishitujiangtatunmei，quezongzaichujineicengweiguangshiwunaihuakai，shaonianpolangerchu，yishanbushi。
“kubile！bukuishiwolaoda！”xuyupazaixiangzishang，kanzhezheimenghuanbandejingxiang，zanshiwanglekongju，daimaohuifuhuolikaishiyaohuang。
renwushu：“nixiaoziyuansulishuadetinghaoa，tianfuyibingleyeshi。”zhimianfuxian‘damuzhi’tubiao。
huangyangzhengduzheixiehunshentuyuansude“houlixie”buhuiduhai。dangran，zheizhishimeihaodeyuanwang。
yinci，tazaihaimianshangkuangbenleershifenzhong，congquansuchongcidaoyunsumanpaozaidaoxiaoxinmanbu，youshizhengzhengbanxiaoshi。
tineideyuansulizaihuanjingbuchongxiahaisuanchongying，danzhenguidexukongnengyicongkaishidekuaisuxiaohao，daomianqiangshouzhipingheng，zaidaocike...jinshengbudao20dian！
jingshenligengshirutongbengjindexian，pibeiyuduan。yuansuzhuanhuanhexietongdejudaxiaohao，youqishidui‘huo’、‘an’liangxijichuyuansulizhangwoyulijiedequeshi，rangzheizhongxiaohaobeizeng。
zaizheiyangchengxiaqu，guobuleduojiu，tapashi...yaodangchangbiaoyan“miaoshui”。
xianzaimeiganjuedaoshenhouyoutuyuansubodong，huangyangzhengsongleyikouqi。
心念一动——
哗啦！
neizhangbaobeifenlanhellokittydachuangpingkongchuxian，wenwenluozaihaimianshang！
muchuangbenshenjiuyoufuli，huangyangzhengyoujitaguoshangleyicengnongyudeqinglvsemuyuansuguanghua（‘fumu’xiaoguo），rangtazaizheiyikehuashenweiyisoumini“mufazhanjian”，zaihailangzhongqingqingqifu，wenrutaishan。
‘shenqishichuang...zhenxiang。’huangyangzhengqingxingdixiang，zuijiaochechuyigepibeidehudu。
yucitongshi，houlixiedaoshang，neiqunzhengshitubachuangdangbengchuangwandedaomeixiaoxieshunjianshiquzhicheng，pilipalashuaizuoyituan，zhanmanleshazi，fachuweiqude“bobo”sheng。
cike，huangyangzhengdexiaoduiyiyuanlihoulixiedaoyue25gonglidezhixianjuli。
duokuiletajuexingshixiayishimaodingdexukongzuobiao。
“ha~hu~buxingle...leipichale...”huangyangzhengganjuexianzaizouludoupiao，liangqiangpashang“chuangjian”。
landetuoxie，zhijieyinianyidongshoujinchuwujie（kongjianfenge，wuxudanxinweisheng）。
shunshoubahaijinjinbaozhexiaobaoxiang、rutongbaozhejiumingdaocaodexuyulinxialai，fangdaopangbiandezhentoushang。
zijizexiangjiebeichoudiaogutoudexianyu，zhitingtingdaoxiaqu，yanpiyihe，miaoru“daiji”zhuangtai。“rangwo...tanghuier...”
renwushuxianggelaodayesidepiaozaipangbian，zhimianfuxian：“nianqingrenjiushihao，daotoujiushui。”zhizhangyaotouhuangnao。
“dagexinkule，dagehaohaoxiuxiba。”xuyudiuxiaxiaobaoxiang，feidaohuangyangzhengnaodaipangbian，yongbingliangdexiaoshouxintengdimolemotadeetou，xiaolianshangmanshidanyou。
“ng~”huangyangzhengbimuyangshen，congbiqianglihengchuyidianqiyinsuanshihuiying，lianshouzhitoudoubuxiangdong。
kandaodagehuxipingwen，sihushuidehenxiang，xuyuzheicaisongleyikouqi。taniuguotou，zhenghaokandaorenwushuhaizaineili“yaotouhuangnao”，xiaozuilikejueleqilai。
tabaoqixiaobaoxiang，nieshouniejiaodifeidaochuangpulingyitou（suiranchuangjiuzheimeda），lidageyuanyidian，ranhouduizherenwushuguqiliandan，xiangzhipengzhangqilaidexiaohetun：“heng！niyidianyongdoumeiyouhaiganzaizheilishuofenglianghua！taoyanni~”
renwushu：“yoyoyo~taoyanwo~sheixihan~qie~”zhimianxianshiyigedadade、jiqibuxiede‘baiyan’biaoqing。
taweilejieshengnengliang，landehexiaojiahuochao，manyouyoupiaodaochuangtoushangfang，jinrudaijimoshi。
“hengheng~”xuyuganjuezijixiaoshengyiju，zuijiaoweiqiao，toudingdaimaodeyidihuanglehuang。
feihuishuyuzijidezhentoushang，baxiaobaoxiangzhengzhongqishidifangzaimianqian，cuocuoxiaoshou，zhunbeikaiqitade“baozang”。
turan，tadongzuoyidun，yihuodiwaizhexiaonaodai：“ng？”
tahaoxiangkandao，xiangzigaihexiangtizhijianneitiaoxixidefeng，jiqiqingweidi、jiqikuaisudikaiheleyixia？kuaidexiangcuojue，jiuxiang...zaizhayan？
“kancuolema？”xuyudiguzhe，daimaowanchengyigebiaozhundewenhao。tacoujin，bijianjihuyaotiedaoneigupodemuwenshang，xingmoudengdeliuyuan，zixishenshi。
yansihefeng，haowupozhan，fangfogangcaizhenshitadecuojue。
renwushuqiaowushengxidixuanfudaotashenhouxieshangfang，zhiyebianyuanjidongdiweiweizhandou。
zhimianqiaoranxianshi：“qianfanggaoneng！nianduzuijiaxijujijiangshangyan！baomihuayibeihao！”zhimianfuxianhuochairennazhebaomihuatongbiaoqing。
xuyujuedingzaiyonglishishi！ruguohaibuxing...tawojinxiaoquantou，yanshenbiandeweixian——jiuyongxukongnenghuozheyuansunengbazheipomuqiaozibengle！
“yi？！kai？kaile？！”wanwanmeixiangdao，zheicitazhishishaoyiyongli，xianggaijingbeiqingyitaiqileyitiaofeng！fengxineiqiheiyipian，shensuidefangfonengxizouguangxian。
xuyuxinzhongyixi，jixuyonglitaixianggai...turan！
xiaobaoxiangbianyuanmengdifanqiyiquanximide、rutongshayuyachibandexiaojuchi！
jinjiezhe，yitiaonianhuhu、xinghongsedezhangshetourutongdushechudong，shandianbancongheianshenchudansheerchu！
“wu~！！！”（waimianwusheng）
xuyuzhijuedeyanqianyihei，bangeshenzishunjianbeiyigujudadexilichejinleneiqiheidexiangkou！zhishengxiayoushousisizhuazhuxianggaibianyuan，liangtiaoxiaotuizaixiangziwaifengkuangputengzhengzha。
“a！shenmeqingkuang！？baoxiangguai！！”xuyudexiaonaodaizaiheianzhongwengwengzuoxiang，tajuranbeichuanshuozhongdebaoxiangguaichile！
weishenmehuiyouzhuanmenzhenduitatixingdeminibaoxiangguaia！！
“buyaoa！buyao~buyaoa~ayubuhaochide！roushao！meiyingyang！！”
neitiaoxinghongdeshetousihutianletianzuichun（xiangbi？），ranhoudaizhehuaninidechugan，jingzhundi、shitanxingditianshanglexuyutoudingneigenyinweijinghuangerbizhishulidedaimao。
滋溜~
时间仿佛静止了。
yigubingzhenbohehunhezhegaoyadianliudejizhi**gan，rutonggaoyashuiqiangbancongdaimaojianduanzhichongtianlinggai，shunjianxijuanquanshenmeiyigexibao！
yi~！！daimaokeshimingandeganzhiqiguan！zheishetouhaishilulu、nianhuhude！！
beitianshidedaimaozaishunjianjiangyingzhu，rutongbeidongzhu。
jinjiezhe，yigushensui、bingliangdezhihuilanguangzhourancongdaimaogenbubaofa，shunjianfugaizhenggendaimao，shenzhizhaolianglexiangneixiaxiaodekongjian！
xuyuneishuangxingmouzaicikeyeliangleqilai，buzaishijinghuang，ershishanshuozheyizhongjinhulengkudelixingguangmang。
ruguozheigeshihouyoumianban，jiukeyikandaoxuyutoushangxianshi：zhihui+10！（linshi）
baoxiangguaidangshuyushengwu，jiranshishengwuneijiuhuiyouganguanxitong，youganguanxitongjiuhuichikongzhi！
‘cike，xianruzuishendeemengba！！’
xuyujizhongsuoyoubei“zhihuilanguang”jiachidejingshenli，duizhebaoxiangguaifadonglejingshenwuranlianji！
jiangyifufujiqibizhen、jiqiexindehuamianqiangxingsaijinbaoxiangguaideganzhihexin——xuyushichaojinanchi、fulanfachou、juduwubi、chilehuiyuandibaozha、linghunyinmiedejiujiweixianpin！
bixulike！mashang！tudiao！
哇——~！
baoxiangguaifachuyishengwushengde、yuanzibennengdekongjuganou！
xiangtijuliezhandou，rutongxiaohuabuliang。
haobuyouyu、shenzhidaizhedianxianqidi，mengdijiangxuyu“pu”diyishengtulechulai！haifudaituchuyibahetatixingwanmeipipeideduanjian！
liankandoubuganzaikanxuyuyiyan，xiangtishangfuwenyishan，“sou”diyishengshunyixiaoshizaihailangzhong，taodewuyingwuzong。
youqudeshi，beituchulaidexuyuheneibaduanjianshangganganjingjing，guangjieruxin，fangfogangcaineichangjingxindongpodetunshicongweifasheng。
“hu~de、dejiule~”xuyutanzuozaizhentoushang，xiaoxiongfujulieqifu，xiaoshouhoupadipaizhexinkou，zhihuilanguangcongdaimaoshangxunsutunqu，xingmouhuifulewangridelingdong，daizhejiehouyushengdeqingxing。
renwushu：“hahahahahaha！！wojiuzhidao！nianduzuijiaxiju！aiyowei！xiaobuhuole！baoxiangguaichangdao‘zhihuidaimao’deziweileba？hahahaha！”
renwushuxiaodejuanchenglezhitong，zairouruandechuangpushangfengkuangdagun。
xuyuhuanguojinglai，muguanglikebeiyanqiandeduanjianxiyin。tahaoqidipaguoqu，xiaoxinyiyidinaleqilai。
zheishiyibingshenmeyangdeduanjianni？
rushoubingliang，jianshenqueqinglingyichang，wozaishouzhongyouziyouyiguchenningdezhigan，fangfoyunhanzhedahaideliliang。
jianshenkuanzhangerhoushi，bingfeiqingboxing。jianrenshichihongsede，rutongningguderongyan，danjianshenzhongxinqueshiyitiaoshensuideqiheizhuixing，bianyuanxiangqianzheyiquanliutangzheyinsexinghuidewenlu，qiasixinghehuanbaoanye。
jianbingshejijingqiao，zhangduqiahaogouxuyushuangshoujinwo，bingliuyouxiexudiaozhengwozideyudi。
jianbingmoduan，xiangqianzheyikejingyingtitoudeshenlansebaoshi，cikezhengsanfazherouheershenmideyouguang，rutongshenhaizhiyan。
zhideyitideshi，zheibaduanjianmeiyoukairen。
“e~！wode！zheishiwodebaojian！！”judadejingxishunjianchongsanlegangcaidebukuai！xuyuaibushishoudifumozhebingliangdejianshenhewenrundejianbing。
hailanghuahua，yingchenzhejianshenliuzhuandeyouguang，fenweiganlaman。
taxinchaopengpai，xiaolianjidongdetonghong，youshougaogaojuqiduanjian，duizhehaohandedahaihechushengdexingkong，yongjinliqixuangao：“wojuedingle！nijiujiao——haizhigaoxing！”
huayingangluo，jianbingmoduanneikeshenlanbaoshideguangmang，rutonghuyingban，rouheerqingxidiyishan，yishan，fangfozaiwushengdirenkezheigemingzi。
“yi？renwushunizaichoufengma？”xuyuzhuanguoshen，kandaohaizaichuangshangdagunderenwushu，yiliankunhuo。
renwushuhuanhuantingxia，zaixuyumianqianzhankai...xianshigangcaide“nianduzuijiaxiju”he“xiaobuhuole”jilu...
tafanyingguolai——zheijiahuogangcaiquanchengweiguan！haijiluxialaile！
shaonvdeliandanshunjianhongwenguozai！toudingdaimao“pu”dimaochuyilvjuxianghuadebaisezhengqi！
zhengqijidansheng！(huajiganlaman)
“aaa！！renwushu！nizheigekeedejiahuo！toukan！haichaoxiaowo！chiwoyijian！”huashenzhengqijidexuyu，xiufenjiaojia，tiqihaizhigaoxingjiuchaorenwushupileguoqu！
突！
jianjianhenhenchuozaishuyezhongyang，dingchuyigeshenshendeaokeng，beimianxingchengyigejianruidetuqi。
弹~
renwushurutongxiangjiaobanfuyoudanxingdiyidou，yigurourenerjingzhundelidaochuanlai！
“e^？”xuyujinghuyisheng，zhijueyiguqiaojingshunzhejianshenchuanlai，shentibuyouzizhudibeidaidezaikongzhongfangunleyiquan，“puji”yisheng，xiaolianjiejieshishipaizailerouruandechuangpushang，haizhigaoxingye“danglang”（wushengnishengci）yixiatuoshoudiaozaiyipang。
“wu~”yiguqiangliedetuoliganxilai，gangcaihebaoxiangguaide“jingshenwurandazhan”xiaohaobuxiao，shouwanyeyouxiesuanruan。
renwushuyouyadipiaodaotashangfang，zhimianfupingaokeng：“lidushangke，weilima...jibendayenaoyangyangni？pupu，zheisuanshenme？pengcishigongji？”zhimianfuxianyigejiqiqianzoude‘chaofengxiao’biaoqing。
xuyumengditaiqitou，yanzhongranqibuqudehuoyan！tayaojinyaguan，xiaolianshangmanshijueqiang，yibazhuaqidiaozaiyipangdehaizhigaoxing，yongjianchengzhezijiyaoyaohuanghuangzhanleqilai。
“zailai！haizhigaoxing·xianyutuci！”zheiyici，tadiaodongletineichongyingdeshuiyuansu！lansedeguanghuashunzhetadexiaoshouzhuruduanjian。
嗡——！
jianbingmoduandelanbaoshizhouranliangqi！rutongbeidianliangdeshenhaimingzhu！
chihongjianrenshang，“qiang！”diyishengpingkongyanzhanchuboruchanyi、youlanfengli、sanfazhelinliehanqidenengliangren。
zhengbingjianfangfoshunjiansuxing！zhouzaohaimianshuiqishoudaoqianyin，zidonghuijuchanraozaijianshenzhishang，rutongweitapishangleyicengliudongdeshuisha，yuanyuanbuduandibuchongzhenengliang。
xuyuganjuezijicikechongmanleliliang！xinxinbaopeng！
renwushuyijiuqingsongqieyidiyigecehua，rutongguimeibanduokailezheiyici。dan....
咻！
yidaochixuzhangdeyoulanjianqilirenfeichu！rutonglixianzhijian！
bingfeiwushengwuxi，ershidaizhexiweidepokongsheng，“puchi！”yishengjingzhunqierubuyuanchudehaimian。
jianqiyebingfeidanchunqiege，ershishunjianzhakaileyixiaotuanjisuxuanzhuandeyulanshuiwo，jiaodongqiyixiaopianlanghua。
“wae~！”xuyukanzhezijide“jiezuo”，xingfenditiaoleqilai！
ciketadedaimaotingzhirujian，jianduanranshangleyicengdanlansedeguangyun，zhengtichengxianchuyizhonglanjinsedezunguigan！“woxianzaichaolihai！renwushunibuhuibeiwoqiechengshuqianba？yaobuyaoxianzaijiuxiangwoqiuraoa？wohuimianweiqinanfangguonide，heihei~”
renwushufengkuangchaofeng，zaikongzhonglinghuodishangxiafanfei：“chixinwangxiang~jiupingnizheibapo...e，‘haizhigaoxing’？haizaoshiwannianni！dabuzhong，dabuzhong，lvelvelve~”tashenzhiyongzhijiaodangjiao，zaichuangdanshangxiaopaoqilai，monigaosuyidong。
“kee！shihaizhigaoxing！！caibupo！nizheigetaoyangui！”xuyuqideyuandiduojiao，lanjinsedaimaomaoshuiqi，taiqihaizhigaoxingzhuileguoqu。
上砍，下劈，前突。
躲！闪！扭！
xuyuzhuizherenwushu，zaichuangdebianyuanweizhechenshuidehuangyangzhengshangyanzhuizhuzhan。lanjinsejianqi“xiuxiu”luanfei，zaihaimianshangzhakaiyigegexiaoshuihua，jingsanyuqun。
renwushurutongzuihualiudeniqiu，zongzaijianfengjitideshunjianyiyigeguiyidejiaoduniukai，zhiyeshangbuduanxianshichu：
“菜，就多练。”
“zhuanrengongfuwubani！”
“zheihaishuizainimianqiandoushijiashui，yinweinishizhen·shuia！”
“wobizheyanjingyongshujidoushuadebinihao！”
“aaa！！”wenhedeshuiyuansuyeyabuzhuxuyudechongtiannuhuo！
liandantonghongdexiangshutoudepingguo，lanjinsedaimao“pupu”maozhezhengqi（qide），tazaicifadongtuxi，daizheyiwangwuqiandeqishi：“haizhigaoxing·zhongjixianyuzhan！”
renwushurutongzuihualiudeniqiu，zaijianfengjitideshunjianyiyigebukesiyidejiaoduniukai，zhiyebianyuanshenzhicazhenengliangrenpiaoguo：“zhongjixianyu？nizheidingduoshi‘putengdexiaoxiami’。”
tongshi，tadeyijiaorutongdushetuxin，“pa！”diyishengqingqiaoerjingzhundidanzailexuyuyinchixuhuijianersuanruandeshouwanmajinshang！
“aiya！”shouwanyima，haizhigaoxingzaicituoshoufeichu，“danglang”yishengdiaozaichuangpushang。
xuyuzijiyeyinweiquanlichongshimeishouzhu，jiaoxiabeirouruandechuangdanyiban，“puji！”yisheng，xiaoliandisancijiejieshishi、haowuhuanchongdipaijinlerouruandezhentouli，weizhizhenghaopazaihuangyangzhengtankaideshouzhangpangbian。
lanjinsededaimaorutongbeishuangdadeqiezi，youqiwulididalaxialai，ruanpapadidazaizhentoushang，xiangtiaochedileitandexianyuweiba。
renwushuyouyadixuanfuzaitashangfang，zhiyepingzhengguanghua，fangfogangcaidezhuizhuzhishihuanjue：“cai，jiuduolian。shubuqi，jiubiewan。xianzai，shirenshu，haishijixubiaoyan‘pingdishuaideyishu’？”zhimianfuxianyigebiaozhunde、chongmanshenglizhezitaide‘weixiao’biaoqing。
xuyubalianshenshenmaizaizhentouli，fachumenmende、buganxindewuyansheng，xiaoshouwulidichuileyixiachuangdan，shengyindaizhekuqiang：“...renwushu！ni...dengzheqiao...wu...”
zhiyuneibamingwei“haizhigaoxing”deduanjian，zhengjingjingtangzaibuyuanchu，youlandenengliangrenyiranxiaosan，huifuchengweikairendechihongjianshen。
jianbingmoduanneikeshenlanbaoshi，suizhehailangqingroudejiezou，yishan，yishan，fangfozaiwushengdijianzhengzhezheichangnaojudezhongjie，yesanfazheshenmierneiliandeguangmang。
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