开局一只龟，债主两百万小粥不讲道理-著

小说简介

youzuozhexiaozhoubujiangdaolizhuanxiedexiaoshuo《kaijuyizhigui，zhaizhuliangbaiwan》，zhujiaoshilinxiaoxiaozhangke，gushiqingjieshengdongyinrenrusheng，xijiemiaoxiedaowei。zheibenxiaoshuoshiyibubukeduodedehaoshu，rangrenyouyizhongxiangyizhikanxiaqudechongdong。wochedibengkuile。wochongshangqian，zhuazhulinxiaoxiaodejianbangfengkuangyaohuang：「niweishenmeyaosahuang？womingmingqiandingningwanzhufubuyaofangyangtai！niweishenmeyaohaiwo？」linxiao……

精彩章节

wuxiushi，paichusuoturanlaidian，wenwoshibushiyanglezhiwugui。wolaoshichengren。sheizhi，

dianhuaneitouyuqiyichen：「nitanshangdashile，ganjinlaisuoliyitang！」wowozheshoujizhifameng。

yangzhiwuguieryi，nengfanshenmefa？dengwohuojihuoliaogandaopaichusuo，

bananminjingshuaiguolaijizhangxianchangzhaopian：「nimenlouxiayougehaizi，beigaokongzhuiluodewuguizazhongnaodai，

luguguzhebanluneichuxue，xianzairenhaizaiicuqiangjiu。」「chuburending，jiushinisiyangdeneizhibaxigui，

xianzaijiashusuopeiliangbaiwan。」woshuangtuiyiruan，

chadianguidaozaidi......……minjingdaiwozoujindiaojieshishi，neiduifuqiyijingzuozailimiandengzhele。

nvrenyikandaowo，qingxushunjianbengkui，fafengsideyaochongshanglaisiche，beijingchasisilanzhu。wonaozihaishimengde，

zhidaojingchadakaixianshiping，kaishibofangcongxianchangdiaoqudejiankongluxiang。huamianli，yangguangzhenghao，

jigehaizizaixiaoquhuayuanhedanyuanmenkouzhijianlaihuizhuizhudanao，qingcuidexiaoshengfangfochuantoulepingmu。turan，

yidaoheiyingconggaokongzhizhuierxia。pingchangliandarendoubuhuikeyitaitouzhangwang，

gengbieshuozheixiewandewanghusuoyidehaizimenle。genbenlaibujifanying，paozaizuiqianmiandenanhaigangchongdaodanyuanmenkou，

heiyingbupianbuyizazhongtadetouding。xiayimiao，nanhaixiangduanlexiandemuou，shunjiandaodi。

xianxueconghounaoshaoguguyongchu，

zaishuinidishangyinkaiyidapiananhong......jingchabajizhangzhaopiantuidaowomianqian，

zhaopianshangneizhiwuguishuaideguiqiaosuilie，koubidoushenchulexueji。「neihaizilugufensuixingguzhe，

banyouyanzhongdeluneichuxue，xianzairenhaizaiicuqiangjiu，nengbunengxingdoushiwenti。」

「yaobushichashinidangshiqueshibuzaijia，paichuleguyishanghaidekeneng，nixianzaijiubushizaizheierdiaojie，

ershizaikanshousuole。」womurandiwangxiangduimianneiduifuqi，nvrendekushengsixinliefei，

nanrendequantouzuandefabai。jingchadehuazaiqingchubuguo，tamendeerzicaigangshangxiaoxue，

haimeilaidejitiyanshijiedemeihao，queyinweiyichangwuwangzhizaitangzaiiculimingxuanyixian。

zhuzhiyishengshenzhizhiyan，shenghaidexiwanghaibudaosancheng......kuijiuhekongjuxiangdushebanchanraoshanglai。

wobuguoshimailezhiwugui，zenmejingxianxieduozouyigehaizideshengming？jingchaqiaoleqiaozhuozi，

yuqiningzhong：「jiashutichudepeichangyaoqiuhenmingque，

baokuoyijingchanshengdeyiliaofei、houxuyingyangfeihejingshensunhaipeichang......」

wofandongzhehouhoudeyiliaodanju，guangqianqikailushoushujiuhuale20duowan，

xianzaiicumeitiandefeiyongdouxiangshaoqianyiyang，liangwanqibu，gezhongtexiaoyaohejianhufeiyonghaiyaolingsuan。

zheihaibushizuiguanjiande，haizinengbunengxingguolai，shenmeshihouxing，douhaishiweizhishu。

「jiashuchubusuopei200wan，zheizhishiqianqifeiyong。ruguohaiziliuxiahouyizheng，

houxudekangfuzhiliaofeiyonghaishixuyaonilaichengdan。」200wan！zheigeshuzizaiwonaoziliwengwengzuoxiang。wo，

yigezaobawanliu、yuexinsiqiandeputongdagongren，jiusuanbuchibuhegandaobashisui，kongpayezanbugouzheigeqian。

zhandouzhediankaishoujiyinxing，quanbuyuezhiyoushengchijianyongzanxiadeyiwanbaqiankuai。zheibiqianshijiwomazhunbeide，

taxigaijishuihaojinianle，yidaoyinyutianjiutengdezhimaolenghan。wobenxiangzhejinniandaitaqubashoushuzuole，

rangtanengananwenwenshuigetashijue。kexianzai，shoushuqianhaimeizangou，zhuanyanjianbeishangle200wandezhaiwu。

muqindebing，pashiyongyuandoukanbuchengle......jingchatanlekouqi：「xiaoguniang，

woquannihaishijieshoudiaojie。zhenyaodaqiguansilainikendingshu，suiranbuzhiyudundalao，

danfayuanpandepeichangjinzhihuigenggao。xianzaijiashuyuanyidiaojie，yijingshikanzaihaizijixushoushufeidefenshangrangbule。

」wozuanjinquantou，shengyinfazhan：「ke...keshipingshenmejiurendingshiwodewugui？

jiankonggenbenmeipaidaoshicongjiloudiaoxialaidea，zheidonglouyangwuguidekendingbuzhiwoyijiaba？」

woyueshuoyuejuedekendingshigaocuole，sheizhijingchaturan「peng」diyizhangpaizaizhuoshang：「goule！

doudaozheifenshanglenihaixiangjiaobian？yaoshimeiquezaozhengju，nengqingnilaihecha？」woshengyinzhibuzhudifazhan，

quehaishiyaoyafanbo：「kezheishuobutonga！wuguizenmehuizijipachuwoshi，

zaidakaiyangtaituilamenzijitiaoxiaqu？zheibuheliba？」jingchatingba，

shenseyizhi：「niquedingneizhiwuguidangshishiguanzaiwoshilide？meifangzaiyangtai？」wodangranqueding。

zheizhibaxiguiyuanbenshihezushiyoulinxiaoxiaodechongwu。tazuijincizhizhunbeihuilaojiakaogong，

kezheiwuguijibunengsuixinglituoyun，yedaibushanggaotie，zhuanyechongwuyunshutayouxiantaigui。

jinzaolinxiaoxiaoduzaixuanguan，sisizhuaizhewodebaodaibusongshou，feiyaowomaixiazheizhibaxigui，

shuoshenmetayanglehaojiubianyiwole。yankanshangbanyaochidao，woshizaiaobuguota，zhihaozhuanle200kuaiqian，

rangtabawuguifangwowoshijiuxing。wojideneiboligangyouzhaiyouxiao，wuguiyizhibalazhegangyanxiangwangwaipa。

wozhudezhuwodaigexiaoyangtai，linzouqianhaiteyidingzhulinxiaoxiao：「qianwanbiefangzaiyangtaia，wuguiyouquguangxing，

youduigaodumeiyougainian，bierangtadiaoxiaqule。」tingwanwodexushu，jigejingchajiaohuanlexiayanshen，

weishoudejingguantaishoushiyiwoshaodeng，zhuanshenchuqudalegedianhua。budaobanxiaoshi，linxiaoxiaoyelaidaolepaichusuo。

tayifanchangtaidisuozhejianbang，xiangzhishoujingdetuzisideduozaiyigexizhuanggelvdenanrenshenhou。

nanrenzhenglezhengkaojiudexiukou，saoshiyiquan，suihouconggongwenbaolichouchuyizhangtangjinmingpian：「xinghui，

woshilin**de**lvshizhangke。」jingcharuilidemuguangdingzailinxiaoxiaolianshang：「nibixurushihuida，

maijizheiweinvshidebaxigui，shibushinifangdaoyangtaishangde？」nvhaiyanshenyouyibuding，

toumiaozheshenpangdezhanglvshi，zuizhongweibukechadidianlediantou。wojinbengdeshenjingzhouranfangsong，zhangchuyikouqi，

fangfocongguimenguanqianjianhuiyitiaoming。jingchajixuzhuiwen：「zheiweinvshidangshishifoumingquedingzhuguoni，

yaobawuguifangzaiwoshi，jueduibunengfangzaiyangtai？」zheishi，zhanglvshituranceshendangzhujingchashixian，

yadishengyindao：「lin**，qingnishenzhongkaolv。ruguozhengmingshinisizibawuguifangzaiyangtai，

neimezheiqishigudequanbufalvzerendoujiangyounichengdan...」tahuameishuowan，jiubeilishenghezhi。

「zhuyinideyanxing！qingbuyaoraoluanjingfangbanan。」zhanglvshiwusuoweixiaoxiao：「jingguan，zuowei**lvshi，

woyouquanweidangshirentigongfalvzixun。kuangqie，ningangcaidetiwenfangshi，kongpayouyougongzhixian。」

jiuzaishuangfangjianbanuzhangzhiji，yipangdelinxiaoxiaojiaozheshouzhi，shengyinxiruowenying：「meiyou...tameishuoguo。」

womengdizhanqishen：「linxiaoxiaonishuoshenme！nixiangqingchuzaishuoa，dangshinihaigenwozhenglun，

shuoshenmewuguixihuanshaibei，guanzaiwulishinvedai，zheixienidouwanglema？」

linxiaoxiaohuangluanbaishou：「zhendemeiyoua，ranjienijicuoleba？」zheiyiketingdaotashikoufouren，

wochedibengkuile。wochongshangqian，zhuazhulinxiaoxiaodejianbangfengkuangyaohuang：「niweishenmeyaosahuang？

womingmingqiandingningwanzhufubuyaofangyangtai！niweishenmeyaohaiwo？」linxiaoxiaobeiwohuangdeyigelieju，

yanquanshunjianhongle：「wozhendemeitingdao，ranjienibuyaoyuanwangwo...」zhangkejianzhuang，dangzailinxiaoxiaoshenqian，

yonglijiangwotuikai。cubujifangxia，wohouyaozhongzhongzhuangshangzhuojiao，zuanxinbantengtongshunjiancuanshangjibei。「zenme？

zaizangbucheng，xianzaihaixiangdongshouweixie？」「jingguan，nindouqinyankanjianle。wodedangshirenyijingrushichenshu，

erzheiweinvshibujineyizaizang，xianzaigengshidangzhongshibao，wofangjiangbaoliuzhuijiuqifalvzerendequanli。」

duimianlinxiaoxiaoyanleixiangduanlexiandezhuzi，zhenggerensuochengyituan，kanqilaineimewugu、neimecuiruo，

chendewoxianggexiesidilidefengzi。「linxiaoxiao！nideliangxinni？」woshengyinsiyadebuchengyangzi。

「dangchunituozhexinglilaichengli，lianfenxiangyangdejianlidoumeiyou，shisheiaoyebangniyigeziyigezidigai？

shisheidishengxiaqidiqiuzhuguanjinimianshijihui？nibeifangdongganchulaineiwan，

shisheierhuabushuojinizhuanlesangeyuefangzu？nitiantianlaiwozheicengfan，wonacibushiteyiduochaolianggecai？

zheixienianlai，woyaoguoniyifenqianma？」「nimenxinziwen，nixianzaizheiyangzhengzheyanjingshuoxiahua，

wanghouyelinengshuideanwenma？」zhanglvshilengzheliandaduan：「jingguan，womenjintianshipeihediaochalaide，

bushilaitingzheixiewuguandedihui。」tazhuanxiangwo，yanshenxiangzaikanshenmezangdongxi：「zheiweinvshi，

qingnilijitingzhiduiwodangshirendewuruxingyanlun。fouze，womenjiangyifeibangzuizhuijiunidefalvzeren。」

wodexiongkoujulieqifu，nuhuozhuoshaozhemeiyigenshenjing。jingfangdiaochazhengshi，wuguiqueshishicongyangtaizhuiluo。

suiranwogangmaixiatabudaoyitian，danjiaoyiyijingwancheng。zaifalvyanzhong，wojiushiwuguidesiyangrenhesuoyouren。

weijindaoguanliyiwu，jiuyaochengdanquanbuzeren。danruguonengzhengmingshilinxiaoxiaoshanzijiangwuguifangdaoyangtai，

zerenzhutijiuhuizhuanxiangta。qulibihaibenshirenzhichangqing，danyaowopingbaibeifuzheitianjiapeichang，wojuebuganxin。

「jingguan，falvjiangjiusheizhuzhangsheijuzheng。jirantashengchengzijimingquedingzhu，jiuqingnachuquezaozhengjulai。」

zheijuhuaxiangyipenbingshuidangtoujiaoxia。zhengju？wonalaidezhengju？rangshiyoubangmangbawuguifangzaiwoshi，

zheimejiandandexiaoshi，meirenhuiteyiluyin，jigepengyouhezu，yebuhuiteyianjiankong。

kepianpianjiushizheijianweibuzudaodexiaoshi，xianzaiqueyaohuidiaowozhenggerensheng。jingchaquanwoxianhejiarenshangliangxiaba，

wokuxiaozheyaotou：「wogaizenmekaikou，jialibenjiuzhuojinjianzhou，fumuzhidaohoupashi...」

yizhichenmodeshouhainanhaimuqinturanbengkuidaku：「jiunikelianshima？woerzixianzaitangzaiicushengsiweibu，

popojidexinzangbingfazuo，womenquanjiadongpinxicoujieqianqiangjiu，womenzuocuoleshenme？woerziyouzuocuoleshenme？

」woyakouwuyan。shia，tamenshizuiwugudeshouhaizhe。kewoni？woyouzuocuoleshenme？

buguoshihaoxinbangshiyouyigemang，zenmejiuchenglezuiren？sihushixinyoulingxi，

muqinzheishihouturanjiwodalaidianhua。tingdaotashengyindeshunjian，woqiangchengdefangxianchedibengta，yanleiduokuangerchu。

「guinv，nizenmele？sheiqifunile？」muqindeshengyindouranbagao，daizheyanshibuzhudejinghuanghexinteng。

wowozhedianhuabuzhudifadou，neixiedaozuibiandehua，quezenmedoushuobuchukou。

wogaizenmegaosuzheigewei**laobanshengdenvren，tanverkenengyinweiyizhiwuguibeishangliangbaiwandezhaiwu？

zenmejieshizheigebenjiujiejudejia，kenengjiucibeiyakua？「ma，wo...wozaipaichusuo。」zuizhong，

wozhinengjichuzheijigezi。dianhuaneitoulikechuanlaixixisusudechuanyisheng，

fuqinjiaojideshengyinyouyuanjijin：「chushenmeshile？biepa，bamamashangguolai！」jinjiezhe，

muqinyoulianzhupaosidezhuiwen：「guinvshoushangmeiyou？chifanlema？jingchayoumeiyouweinanni？」

zhidaozaisanquerenwoanranwuyang，taneijinbengdeshengyincaishaoshaofangsong。guaduandianhuahou，wotanzuozaizoulangzhangyishang，

zhijiashenshenqiajinzhangxin，queganjuebudaoteng。bixuxiangbanfazhengmingzijideqingbai。kezheigeniantougangmaochulai，

jiubeicankuxianshijidefensui。meiyouluyin，meiyoujiankong，shenzhiliangemujizhengrendoumeiyou。juewangqinshidanao，

zizhengqingbai，sihudoushiyizhongshewang。fuqinkaizhecongershujiajielaidelaoshimianbaoche，

pingrilicongzhenshangdaoshiliyaodianbosangexiaoshidelucheng，zheiciyingshicaizheyoumenbudaoliangxiaoshijiugandaole。

chehaimeitingwen，laoliangkoujiuliangliangqiangqiangdichonglexialai。muqintuijiaobubian，zaipaichusuomenkouchadianbeimenjianbandao，

fuqinlianmangfuzhutashouruodejianbang。zheishitamenzheibeizidiyicijinjingchaju，

weiletamenkenengreshangdahuodenver。「tongzhi，wo...womenlaizhaoguinv。」fuqinyanzhongmanshidanyou，

cucaodedashoubuzijuedicuozheyijiao。jingchajiangtamendaijindiaojieshi，yiwuyishishuomingqingkuang。muqintingwan，

turanzhuazhujingchadeyixiu：「jingchatongzhi，woguinvcongxiaojiubuhuisahuanga！qiuqiunibangbangwomen，

nimenbushizuihuichaandema？yidingnengcha**xiang...」

fuqinyehongzheyanjingfuhe：「wonvercongxiaojiushisanhaoxuesheng，tadaxueshihaiqushanquzhijiao，

tayizhishigeshanliangdehaizia。」zheishi，linxiaoxiaozuowanbiluzhunbeilikai，

muqinjimangguizaitajiaobian：「xiaoxiao，nigenayishuoshihuahaobuhao，ayizhidaoniyeshihaohaizi。」

linxiaoxiaoyejile：「wodoushuole，womeiyoupianren，nimenweishenmedouyaobiwo？」「woyehenwugua，

wozhishimaijishiyouyizhiwugui，sheizhidaohuichuxianzheizhongshi！」yipang，

zhanglvshilengxiaoyisheng：「falvjiangjiudeshizhengju，bushisheikudecanjiutingsheide。erwei，ruguonabuchuzhengju，

jiuqingtingzhizheizhongwuweidebiaoyan。」「ni！」fuqinqidehunshenfadou，huadaozuibianquegengzhule，

zheigeyibeiziyaoqiangdezhuangjiahan，cikegoulouzhebei，xianggezuocuoshidehaizi。「woshuodeshishishi，

siyangdongwuzaochengtarensunhaide，dongwusiyangrenyingdangchengdanqinquanzeren。xianzaizhengjuquezao，

wuguishicongnimennverzhusuozhuiluode，tazuoweisiyangrenbixufuze。」「yuqizaizheilikusu，

buruxiangxiangzenmechouqianjijiashupeichang！」congpangguanzhedejiaodukan，zheiyiqiequeshirucijiandanmingle。

wodemuguangluozaidiaojieshijiaoluo，neiduifuqideshoujituranxiangle。nanrenzhandouzheanxiajietingjian，xiayimiao，

tadelianseshuadicanbai，shouji「pada」yishengdiaozaidishang。「woerzi...woerzita......」

nvrensixinliefeidekuhanshengxiangchezhenggejingju。tatanzuozaidishang，shuangshousisijiuzhexiongkoudeyiliao，

fangfozheiyangjiunengjianqingxinzangbeisisuidetongku。xiayimiao，

zheiduishiquhaizidefumuxiangfakuangdeyeshoubanchaowopulai。wodailizaiyuandi，

yankanzhetamenniuqudemianrongyuelaiyuejin。「guinvxiaoxin！」fuqinyigejianbuchongshangqian，

yongtagouloudeshenqudangzaiwomianqian，muqinyeliangqiangzhepuguolai，sisibaozhuwodetou。

wotingjianquantouzazaifuqinbeishangdemenxiang，，tingjianmuqinmenhengyisheng，querengjinjinhuzhewo。「biedawoguinv！

yaodajiudawomen！」jingchamenzhongyufanyingguolai，qishoubajiaodibashikongdefuqilakai。

woquansuozaifumuyongshentizhuchengdebaohuquanli，fuqinshenshangshuxideyancaoweihunzhehanweizuanrubiqiang，

yanleimohuleshixian。nanhaimuqinbeijingchajiazhe，querengxiangtoushoushangdemushoubanzhengzhasihou：「woyaorangtazuolao！

woyaotajiwoerzichangming！」wozhanglezhangzui，quefaxianhoulonggansedefabuchushengyin。jingchajiandiaojiewuguo，