lingyixiaoshuo《kaijuzuodasi，modibeiwoqianniansha！》，caiyongjincoudexushifengge，jiangshulezhujiaoxiaoyibuzhangkongjinglideyixilieliqishijian。zuozheshenzhuluotianzhengyunyongkongbuhexuanyiyuansu，jiangduzhedairuleyigeguiyierlingrenmaogusongrandeshijie。zheibenshujueduishixiyinlingyixiaoshuoaihaozhedejiazuo。“sanbailiwaidewuguangcheng，gulongzongmingxiayouzuoqiangujiulouzuoluocicheng，nimenqubatajiwozale，renyejiwoshale！”……
“吃饭？”
youlianlengleyixia，suijizhoumeidao：“womenshixiushi，jiusuanmeichifanyeyouliqiza！”
tadaomeihuaiyixiaoyimeidanziza，bijingzheijiahuolianzongzhudouganshangzui，quantianxiagujidoumeijijiantabuganzuodeshi。
“xiaoyi，nidaodixianggaoshenmemingtang？”
juexinyeyihuodekanzheta，gaobudongduifangdenaohuilu。
qiangujiuloushidirenkaidejiulou，jiusuanxiangchi，tayemeineigeweikou。
xiaoyizhalezhayan：“zhuyaoshiwoele，niliangjiudangpeiwochiyidun，tongmenyichang，zheigemianziyaojiba？”
“xingba......”
youlianerrenchiyilepianke，biandianlediantou。
suiranbuzhidaoxiaoyiweihezhiyiyaochifan，danchifanyeyongbuleduozhangshijian，chiwanzaizayeshikeyide。
jiezhesanrenbianzoujinjiulou，limianshikejinhumanzuo，shengyixiangdanghuobao。
“sanweikeguanlimianqing，ganwenkeguanxiangchixieshenme？”
xiaoerzouguolaizhaohu，basanrenlingdaoyizhangkongzhuoshangruzuo。
xiaoyidalaladedao：“nimenzheilizuiguidecaishishenme？”
xiaoershenseyixi，yiweitamensashiguike，liandao：
“womenjiulouzuiguidecaishiliuliyuzijiang，caiyongwanlizhiwailiuyunhaidelingyuyuzi，yiduozhongfuzagongxu**ercheng，weidaojiweixianmei，shiwanlingshiyixiaozhong，wojikeguanyirenshangyixiaozhongzenyang？”
xiaoyiturannudao：“yixiaozhongzenmegou？kanbuqiwomenshima？”
“bushidekeguan，zheizhendehengui......”
“shiwanyixiaozhongyejiaogui？niyoumeiyougaocuo！ranggebirenkandaohaiyiweiwochibuqini，yixiaozhonggousheichia，jiwolaishizhong，yirenshizhong！”
xiaoyimengqiaozhuoban，dashengdao。
“这......”
xiaoeryilianweinan，zheishi，yimingshenzhejinyi，qizhibusudeqingniannanzizouleguolai，takanxiangxiaoer：
“怎么回事？”
“moyindarenshizheiyangde......”
xiaoerjiangshiqingshuoleyibian。
wenyan，moyinmuguangzaisanrenshenshangyisao，dandandao：
“woshiqiangujiuloudefuzerenmoyin，tongshiyeshigulongzongzhenchuandizi，nimenyirenyaoshizhongliuliyuzijiang，wokeyianpaijinimenshang，dan......”
tahuafenghudezhuanleng：“dannimenruochiwanfubuqijiage，wojiuyaoshouxianimendenaodai！”
xiaoyiyilianaose：“woshenshangchuaizheshangbaiyi，haichibuqinizheiyuzijiang？ganjinjiwoshang！”
上百亿？
nitamedangzheishishitouni？
moyinhuaiyidekanletayiyan，danyemeiduoshuoshenme，zhuanshenjiuanpaiqule，fanzhengtahuayijingshuodehenmingbai，chiwanfubuqiqianjiudesi！
juexinyehenhuaiyidekanxiangxiaoyi：“niyoushangbaiyi？zhendejiade？”
“dangranshizhende，erqiebujinwoyou，niyeyou。”
xiaoyiheiheiyixiao，youmiaoleyoulianyiyan：“dantameiyou。”
wenyan，juexinlengleyihuierhou，suijihuixindexiaolexiao：“nishuodedui，woyeyou！”
youlianzuijiaoweiweiyichou：“nimenlianggezailiaozheihuatideshihou，nengbunengkaolvyixiawo？”
cishi，moyinyiduanzheliuliyuzijiangguolai，yirenmianqianbaileshizhong。
youlianhejuexinmeiyoudong，yinweishizaimeiweikou。
xiaoyizeyaoleyishaofangjinzuili，gangyiruzui，tajiupeideyixiatulechulai，madao：“made，shenmeliuliyuzijiang，xingchoudeyaosi，genmeixidekuchaziyiyang，zheiwanyierhaiyaoshiwanyizhong，qiangqianshiba？”
“你说什么！？”
moyinborandanu：“zheishiqiangujiuloudezhaopai，chilederendoushuohao，zenmekenengxingchou？”
“ding！duifangduinideyanlunhenmaohuo，zuosizhi+500。”
jianduifangqingxukaishibodong，xiaoyidunshilailejing，jixu**zheduifang：
“zhengzheyanjingjingshuoxiahua，zheiwanyiernengjiaohao？bushiwoshuo，zheishaluanyuzijiangliangoudoulandechiyikou，buxinnizijichangyikoushishi？”
jianxiaoyishuodeshayouqishi，moyinyebujinhuaiyi，nandaoyuzijiangfanghuaibianweilebucheng？
yushitayeyaoleyishaochangchang，wu，weidaomeibiana......
xiayike，taturanfanyingguolai！
duifangchengliuliyuzijianggoudoulandechangyikou，zijiquechangleyikou，neiqibushizijigoudouburu！？
taliansezhouranyinchenxialai，yanzhongnuhuokuangbiao。
妈的，大意了！
“ding！duifangqingxubodongyichangjulie，zuosizhi+1000！”
“ding！duifangnuhuochixushangshengzhong，zuosizhi+2000！”
“ding！duifangyibanilieweibishamingdan，zuosizhi+3000......”
tingzhexitongjielianxiangqideshengyin，xiaoyixiaodeshifencanlan。
talaichifanyebushizhendeweilechifan，zhenzhengmudeshiweileshuazuosizhi！
yaoshizhijiejiukaiza，wanyishishoubamoyindasile，neijiucuoguoyiboshuazuosizhidejihui。
buguoduifangtigongdezuosizhibijiaoshao，yuanburuxiaotiankuanghu，modicanhun，shenmengnvdi。
danzheiyeshizhengchangde，shuachuzuosizhidegaodi，bujinyuqingxubodongxiangguan，yegenduifangjingjieguagou，gulongzongdezhenchuandizi，buguoheqijingdexiuwei，nanenggenbideshangshangshusange？
kanzheyiliannaonudemoyin，youlianhejuexinshenseguaiyi，zheijiahuosuoweidechifan，hezhejiuweiexinduifangyixia？
xinlibiantaiba......
“nimensange，jinriyigeyebiexianghuozhelikai！”
moyinshensezhengning，dahoudao：“lairen，jiwoshaletamen！”
shengyinluoxia，shushidaoshenyingjiucongjiulouhoufangchongleguolai。
zheixierenyedoushigulongzongdedizi，bijingqiangujiuloushigulongzongdechanye，ziranbuhuizhiyoumoyinyigerenzhenshou。
zhouweishikejianzhuang，zhidaozheiliyaobaofazhandoule，lianmangjiezhangzouren。
“heng，yiqunzayu......”
juexinheyouliankandaogulongzongderenshalai，mianlubuxie。
zheiqunrenxiuweizhizaihuaqijinghedongqijingshangxia，taliangnahuifangzaiyanzhong？
jiuzaierrenqishenzhunbeijichulingqidakaishajieshi，xiaoyiliandao：“nimenzuozhebiedong，wocaigangruzongmen，bixuyaohaohaoligegong，wolaijiuxing！”
wenyan，errenxiangshiyiyan，bianyouzuolehuiqu。
xiaoyishuodemeicuo，gangruzongmendediziqueshiyaoligegong，rucicaiyouhuodegengduozongmenziyuandejihui。
taliangshizongmen‘laoren’le，gaiyoudeziyuandouyou，meibiyaogenxiaoyiqianggong。
ranerxiaoyirangtamenbuchushou，bingfeishiweilezongmenziyuan，ershiweileshuazuosizhi。
kanzhechonglaidegulongzongzhongren，xiaoyidanjiaozhongzhongduodi，yishengzhangxiao：“daweitianlong！”
“吼！！！”
tianshangyuncengyongdong，yitiaoshizhangzhanglongturanfuchongxialai，yijishenlongbaiwei，jiangmoyindengrenquanbusaofeichuqu，dangchangtuxuezhongshang！
bijingtashishenqijingxiushi，moyindengrengenbenbushitayihezhidi。
dantabingweijiangzhongrenzhansha，zaitayanzhong，zheixierenquandoushiziyuan，xianzaishalejiutailangfeile。
“gulongzongdizijiuzhei？nimentongtongbujiwoyigen！”
xiaoyishuangshoufuyushenhou，kaiqiqunchaomoshi。
moyindengrenbaonu，tamenkeshidingjishiligulongzongdizi，hecengbeirenzheibanchaofengguo？
zheiyike，tamenqingxufengkuangbodong，zuosizhiyezaifengkuangshangzhang。
weiletiaodongqitamengengjiajuliedeqingxu，xiaoyijixujiadalidu，shoumengdiyizhimoyin，biyidao：
“nikankannizheibiyang，choudeshineimejingxindongpo，bukefangwu，weimiaoweixiao，guanggejielianjiebiandegoudoudeheyitiao。”
“haiyouni，yeshigechoubi，wolaojiayangdezhudoubiniqingxiu。”
“niyeshi，pangchengshenmebiyangle，nishudaxiangdeshiba？”
“tebieshini，choujiubale，guanjianhaiai，yaobushiwoyanjian，gangcaininaomendouchadiankewoxigaishangle！”
“yo，haikule？kuniyeshigechoubi！”
......
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