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精彩章节

“什么事儿？”

tingzheduimianchuanlaidezhongniannanzishengyin，baoshengzhijiebielebiezui。yinweitabuxiangxinzhongniannanzi，buzhidaotadadianhualaiganshenme。

“jieleyidanshengyi，xuyaonichumian。”

“hehe，xiaozidangchuzanmenkeshuohaolede，zhizuoshuyuwabangjingneizhapianyuanqudeshengyi。”

meicuo，dangchudequeshizheimeshuode！bijinglishuyuwabangjingneidezhapianyuanquhuozhegongsi，meiyounayigeganbujimianzide。

ranerbaoshengkebushishuofangqijiuhuifangqideren，zaishuolewabangjingneizhapianyuanquhegongsisuiranbushao，kejuxianxingtaidale，qierongyibeirencaichutadeshenfen。tayaozuozhenggemianbei…bu，shizhenggemiandiandezhongjianshang。

“nideyisishinibuzhunbeibangmang？”

“ququyigemingguoanbale，wohaimeiyoufangzaiyanli，danshiniqiuwobangmang，lianyishengbadoubujiao，shuobuguoquba？”

shide，duimiandeshenfenshiwabangdajunfa，baoyouxiangweiyideqinshengerzibaoyankang，yeshiweilaiwabangdewang。shenzhiyuxianzaibaoyouxiang，doukaishianpaibaoyankangzaijiebanle。

“aibangbubang，gaodehaoxiangnibuzhuanqianside，bubangwoguale。”

“aiaiai，womeishuobubangmanga！”

“neilaoyezineibian……”

“meishier，youshiwolaidingzhe。”

baoshengzhangshuyikouqi，suihousihuxiangdaoleshenme，decunjinchileqilai。

“kankannengbunenganpaiyixia，woxiangjinwohushanzhuangzhibojiurendeguocheng。”

“……”

chenmo，duimianxianrulezhangshijiandechenmobuyuzhizhong。

“zenme，baozongjuedeyounandu？”

“nandubuxiao，zhapianyuanquhegongsizuihaipadeshishenme？jiushisuozaiyuanquhegongsidejiegoubaolu，congerbeiqitayuanquhuozheguanfanggongji。”

“qie，shuozheimeduojiushigaobudingbei？”baoshengchaofengdeshuodao。

“ai，xiaoshengnibawoshibasuijinjundui，ershisuidangzhihuiguan，xianrujinsishijisuile，zheidianjijiangfaduiwoyouyongma？”

“xing，nilebuqi、niqinggaoxingleba！”

“xingle，womeishuobuxing，danshidejiaqian。wotingshuoshigebuxiaodewanghong，erqiezisebucuo……”

baoshengturanjinggaodao：“wokegaosuni，xianzaineibiandouzaidingzhezheiweiwanghongni，nikebiedonghutuxinsi。”

ranerduimianchuanlaidaxiaodeshengyin，“wohuipa？bieshuowobuhuipa，jiulianguoganneixiesidajiazudoubuhuipa。”

shide，zheidequeshishihua！tamenzheixierendequebupa，napalianhezhifatamenyebuhuipa。yaoshuozheiweiwanghongyadianna，yunqisuanhao，keyoubusuanhenhao。

mingguoansuisuanbushangguogansidajiazu，danshimingguoanqiaqiayoushiguogandeguanfangzhangwojunquanderen，napalianhezhifalaile，yedongbulemingguoan。

“biegenwocheduzi，nidaodiyaoganshenme！”

“hehe，wogangcaishuoledejiaqian。zheicideyibaiwan，chulejiyuanqudesishiwan，shengxiadeliushiwanwoquandouyao。”

“……”

baoshengchadianmeipokoudama，zheisuanshenme？nimendouzhuanqian，wopaoqianpaohouyimaoqianbuzhuan？neihaigennimenwangepia，danzixiyixianghaoxiangyouzhuanle！

yaoshinengjiejiuyadiannadehua，neizaidouyinzhibodemingqikendingbiaosheng。youlemingqi，jiuyouliuliangle，neiqianhaibuhuahuadelai？

“hao，suannigejianshangniu，jinciyicixiabuweili。”

“hahaha，dengwoxiaoxi！”

sihushiqinyankandaolebaoshengchibie，danyouwunengweilidemoyang，shoujineitoudebaoyankanghenshikaixindeguaduanledianhua。

erbaoshengzaiguaduandianhuazhihou，zuijiaoweiweishangyang，hehe，nikenengdazhuan，danwobaoshengkuibuleyidian。

youlebaoyankangdeshouken，baoshengziranshishifendeyouxinxin。bijingbaojiajundeshili，biguogansidajiazujiazaiyiqihaiyaoqiangda。chuleguoganwangpengjiashengzhiwai，qitarenhaibufangzaibaojiayanli。

yushihuidaolezhengzaizhibodehuamianli，kanzheyijingdadao5w+derenshu，xinzhonggengshikuangxi。kanlaijielewanghongyadiannaderenwu，haishiwubizhengquede。

【主播怎么样了？】

【qiuzhubojiuwoyadiannalaopo，benrenshangbanzuyuanyidashangyigeyuegongzi。】

【wuwuwu，yadiannalaogongfen，tingshuozhubonengjiuyadianna？ruguozhendekeyidehua，yigejianianhuameiwenti！】

【楼上的+1！】

【xueshengdang，yihouzhubomeijiuyigeguoren，yifadouyinyihao！】

【zhubo，woxiangqiuyixieguorenzaimianbeiaizounishipin，gaojiashougou！】

【loushangdehanpi，jubaole！】

【+1！】

【+10086！】

wonima，haoduanduandezhibojian，niyaogenwomaipian？fanshouyigelaheijiatichufangjian，zhijiegaoding！

shipintameiyou，dantazhiyaoshuoyisheng，fenfenzhongjiunengjiangshoujineicunchengbaozha。kexizheigeshengyitabuzuo，meiyouyidianyiyi。

“ganggangshuonengjiurenjiudashangde，wojietulea，yigedoupaobule！”

suizhebaoshengweixiaodeshuochuzheijuhua，zhibojianlimajiuzhale。

【zhubo，nizhendenengjiuyadianna？neikeshiwohushanzhuanga，jiulianshetoujinqutanpeifudoubuyidingnengchulai。】

【主播牛逼！】

【bieshuoneixiemeiyongde，womenshuodaozuodao！】

【zhubo，yadiannaxianzaizenmeyangle？youmeiyoubeidianwua？】

danmutaiduole，baoshengjiandankanlejitiao，zhunbeihuidayixiewenti。bijingnengheguanzhonghudongdezhubo，caishiyouxiudezhubo。

“keke，yadiannaxianzaihaihaohaode，zhibuguoduoduoshaoshaobeishoushileyidun。yexingkuineiweixixidageshuodezao，wanyidianhouguodoubuganxiangxiang。”

shide，beikaiguohuochedenvren，napahuoxialaibeijiuzou，douhuiyouyanzhongdehouyizheng。zaiyanzhongyidian，sangshishengyunengliyebushibukeneng。

“jintianshijianyebuzaole，zheiyangbajiarenmen，mingtianzanmenzaiquyingjiu。bujinjinshiyingjiu，zheicihaiquanchengzhiboyingjiuzenmeyang？”

【***，zhendejiade？】

【zhuboniubi，ruguobushijingshenbing，neijiushibeijingbuxiao。bujinganquwohushanzhuangjiuren，haiganquanchengzhibo，chuleniubi，xiangbudaoqitaxingrongci。】

【woleiguaiguai，mingtianshenmeshihou，jiusuanshiqingjiawodouyaoquanchengguankan。】

【woyeshi，yilaikankanmianbeidaodishishenmeyangzi，erlaikankanneixieyuanqulimianyouzhuzidaodiyouduocan。】

【zhengnengliangzhuboa，dianzan！】

kanzhefanyinghenrelie，baoshengjiuzhidaozijizheicidejuedingmeiyoucuo。jinjinkaiboleliangtianshijian，fensijiuyoushiwanjiale，zezeze，nanguaidoushuozhubohaozhuanqiana，queshishizheiyang。

emmm，yihouyaobuyaozaidaidaihuoni？keke，haishisuanleba，yinweimeishenmehaomaide！zongbunengmaiyingsu、zhuzihuozhejunhuoba？bijingjinsanjiaoli，jiuzheixiewanyierduo。

“mingtianshangwu…e，dagaiyou90fenzhongdeshijiancha，zaoshangwabang9:30，nimenneibianyinggaishizhongwu11:00zuoyou，doudiandianguanzhuhaoba，mingtianzanmenbujianbusan。”

“duile，neigexixidagenigenwosiliao，rangyadiannajialirenlianxiwo。wozheiliyeyouyadiannajintiandezhaopian，yekeyifajinikankan。”

“jiarenmen，wojiuxianxiabole！”

yaoshuobaoshengyeshihanpiyige，zhibojianyoujinbawanrendeshihou，jingranxuanzelexiabo，huanchengqitarenzenmeyededuoboyihuier。

buguobaoshengzheimezuo，ziranyouzhezijidedasuan，zheikeshiquguoganai，kebushizijiadipanwabang。zenmekenengshenmedoubuzhunbei，jiushahuhudeyigerenpaoguoquni！

ng，dequyaoren，napabaoyankangshuodengtaxiaoxi，kaorenburukaoziji。

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