doushishenghuoticaidexiaoshuo《kekougongzibeitaoxin,wodandingchuguodujia》,shizuozhe“binglengxiarenfan”jingxinbianxiede,gaishuzhongdeguanjianrenwushizhoulianglihua,jingcaineirongjieshao:“xiexielizong,nikezhenshihaorena,anmendehuodoushinijieshaode,xianzaiwomentaogongqianniyeguan…zhoulaoban,anmendoushilaoshibenfenderen,nijintianjiwo……
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sihubeiwode**zhenjingle,zaichangzhongrendouhuxijicu,xiongkoubuduanqifu。
lihuazaiyerenbuzhu,jiuzhulewodelingdai,quantougaogaoyangqi。
“zhouliang!wozaiwennizuihouyibian,nidaodikenbukenjiedajiadegongzi?”
我嗤笑一声。
“bujieyouzenmeyang?nandaowobujietamenjiusile?nengbunengzhaozhaozijideyuanyin,bieshenmeshidouwangwoshenshangtui!”
“haiyouni,nixiangdawo?weixiewoderenshenganquana,woyaobaojing!”
jigekaoqiandenongmingongzaiyerenbuzhu,yirenyikoutuomowangwoshenshangtu。
“nigezhoubapi!xiongdimenjiniganhuoshimeirimeiyedegan,congzaogandaowan,guafengxiayuyebuting!”
“nitiantiangeneicuijindu,jixiongdimendingdehefanshiqingtangguashuide,yidianroudoushebudeduofang,xiongdimenyemeiyouyuanyan,xiangzhejiranjielenidehuo,jiudejiniganhao!”
“haojigexiongdi**dehuodouladonglejiushang,yedouyaoyarenzhe,xianzailianzijidegongqiandouyaobuhuilai?”
shuodaozuihou,shengyinzuidadeyeranshanglekuqiang。
lurenyedourenbuzhule,jishigeshexiangtouzhishuashuaduizhunlewo。
“haosangliangxindezibenjia,wopei!dajiabaredudingshangqu,zheigexingzhoudejintianbujiqianbiexiangzouchuzheidongdalou!”
“xiongdimenwoyijingjigonghuihelaodongjudadianhuajubaole,renmashangjiulai,jiwodingsizheizhoubapibierangtapaole!”
mianduizhongrendeyali,wohaishineifusizhubupakaishuitangdetaidu。
“nimenjigetukoushuinongzanglewodexie,zenmeyedepeigeshijiwan,xianbazheidianqianpeilezaishuo!”
“nimenhaiyoudaijiushangde?shibushixiangpianwodegongshangbaoxian?yigegezhenshidaidua,haihaowozaoyouyuliao,yifenqianyebuhuiji!”
“我他妈…”
lihuazaiyerenbuzhu,yiquandazaiwolianshang,bawoyanjingjingpiandoudasuile,shixianyishidouyouxiemohu。
众人顿时纷纷叫好。
“hao!lizongzhengdaodeguang!zheizhoubapijiugaida!”
woyibianwuzheyanjing,yibianzhizheta。
“nigandawo?jingshenpeichangfeijieyixia!bujienijintianbiexiangzou!”
lihuashuaileshuaishouwan,biaoqingyinchen。
“xinga,laozijiudadaonijiegongzi,zhihouzaihaohaogennisuansuanpei、chang、fei!”
tayiziyiju,yazhezhongyin。
“zhouliang,nibagongzijieleba,biequmaerdaifule!wobuyaoqumaerdaifu,niruguobujitamenjiegongzi,woshuijuedoushuibuzhe!”
yidaoqianyingcongloushangpaoxialai,tapaodeji,gaogenxiedouchuanbuwen,xianxiejiuyaozaidaozaidi。
shiwodenvyoulinwanwan,yeshiwogongsidecaiwu。
linwanwandangzaiwoshenqian,duizhenongmingongjugong,butingdidaoqian。
“duibuqi,duibuqi,zhouliangtazuijinyaliyoudianda,tazhishiyishihutu,qianyidinghuijiejidajiade。”
disanxiasidaowanqian,tayoumanlianleihendekanxiangwo。
“zhouliang,niyijingzhuanlezheimeduoqianle,nandaohaibugouma?zheishidajiadexuehanqian,nibuyaozaitunle!”
“maerdaifuwomenbuqulehaobuhao,cailiwoyebuyaole,nijiudangneiqianshichude,badajiadegongzijieleba!”
wodeyanjingzailinwanwanshenshangbuduansaoshi,tashencai**,mianrongyouqingchun,kuqilaigengshiwojianyoulian。
woxianglaixihuanzheiyikuan,xianzaitaliancailiyebuyaole,daoshinengshengxiahendayibiqian。
“bushibuxing,danshi…”
“nidecailicaizhijigeqian,haibugoufutamengongzide,buruxiancongnijiazhuanglichu?”
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