xiaoshuo《kuanglongchuyu》，jingdianlaixi！chenzhansuqingshishulidezhuyaorenwu，yeshizuozhelantingzijingxinsuochupinde，yueduwuguanggaobanbengengjiajingcai，jianjieruxia：shenhaodashouyihui，zheiqundashoushunjianchongxianglechenzhanzhuqueerren。“zhaosi——”zhuquejiaohechusheng，shandianbantiaorubaoweiquan，tongshinieqifenquan，hongxiangchongzaizuiqianmian……
“我出一块钱！”
zhengdangzheichangpaimaihuijijiangjieshuzhishi，yidaobinglengdeshengyinturanzaixianchangchuankai。
yishijian，paimaihuixianchangsuoyourendoushiyileng。
一块钱？
这是在开玩笑吗？
xiayimiao，zaisuoyourenjingedemuguangzhushixia，chenzhanhezhuquehuanbuzoulejinlai！
“xiaozi，gangcaishinizaishuohua？”
paimaishimianseyinchen，yuqibushandizhiwendao。
chenzhanmeiyoulihuipaimaishidewenhua，maibuzoushangpaimaitai，miyandingzheta！
paimaishibeichenzhanyeshouyiyangdeyanshenheleyitiao，buguoxiangdaoyoushendashaochengyao，limayoulediqi，nuchidao：“xiaozi，nishixiangdaoluanme？”
“wochenjiazuzhaiyeshininengsuibianpaimaide？”
啪——
chenzhanshuohuadetongshi，yibazhangjiangpaimaishichoudaozaidi！
“chenjia？nishichenjiayuniechenzhan？”
shenhaoqishen，yiliansenrandidingzhechenzhan。
“wojinrilai，bianshiyaonahuiwochenjiazuzhai！”
哗——
一石激起千层浪！
一语点醒梦中人！
suoyourenquandoubukesiyidiwangxiangchenzhan，lianshangluchucuoebuxiedebiaoqing，datingshunjianyeyoujijingwushengbiandefenluancaoza！
“tianna，tazhenshichenguofengdeerzichenzhanma？”
“wokao，banianqiantabushiyijingsilema，zenmeyouhuoguolaile？”
“hei，shabiwanyier，banianqiantalaozidoudoubuguoshenjia，genghekuangtazheimegefeiwu，zhenshixiaohua！”
“ai，haohaohuozhetabuxiangma，feiyaozuositiaozhanshenshao，zheixiaoziwanle！”
“hehe，nahuinichenjiadedongxi？nijuedeyouzheigeshilima？”
沈昊不屑地开口道！
kanxiangzhanzaichenzhanshenpangdezhuqueshi，yanjingbuyouyiliang，xixuedao：“yaonichenjiazuzhaiyebushibukeyi，rangtapeiwoyiye。”
“找死！”
wenyan，zhuquelianseshudiyichen，bianyaodongshou。
“rangtapeini？nijuedeniyouzheigezige？”
“haha，wotangtangshenjiadashaoye，weilaideshenjiajiweiren，zhiyaowoyuanyi，jiuhuiyouchengqianshangwandenvrenjuezhe**，guizaiwomianqianqiqiuwolinxingtamen。”
沈昊傲然说道。
“来人！”
唰唰唰！
huayingangluo，yiqunshouchiwuqidedashoucongmenwaichonglejinlai，xiangzhongxinhuzhudeequanyiyang，gongjingdizhanzaishenhaoshenbian。
“hehe，xianzainijuedewoyouzheigezigelema？”
kanzheshenhoudedashou，shenhaochunjiaogouqiyimoxiexiao。
“baneinvdelaguolai，zhiyutama……daduantuidiuchuqu！”
shenhaodashouyihui，zheiqundashoushunjianchongxianglechenzhanzhuqueerren。
“找死——”
zhuquejiaohechusheng，shandianbantiaorubaoweiquan，tongshinieqifenquan，hongxiangchongzaizuiqianmianneirendenaodai。
噗嗤…
砰……
chuhusuoyourenyiliaodeshifashengle！
zhuque，zheigesuoyourendouyiweishirourouruoruodexiaoguniang，jingranyiquandabaoleyimingdahandenaodai。
dunshi，hongbaizhiwusichufeijian！
rucixuexingdehuamian，rangzaichangsuoyourenquandourenbuzhuwanyaooutuqilai。
erjiuzaizhongdashoulengshenzhiji，zhuquededongzuoquebingmeiyoutingxie，tazhenggerenfangfohuazuoyizhijiutianshenniao，aoxiangtianji，zhilianggehuxishijian，bianjiangshisanmingshenjiadashouquanbuzhansha。
jianzijiderenjingranrucibukanyiji，shenhaodeliansebiandeshifennankan，quantouniedegebengzhixiang。
dunleliangsanmiao，yangmianhahadaxiao，dao：“woshuonizheimegefeiwuzenmeyoudanzihuilai，yuanlaishiyougaorenxiangzhua，buguo……nizhenyiweitahudeleni？”
“阿虎，拿下她！”
shenhaoshuowan，yigeshengaojiejinliangmi，huangzhemanshenjirou，shenchuanshashoubeixindeguangtoudahanzoulechulai，shenseaomandikanzhezhuque。
“xiaoguniang，nibushiwodeduishou，haishiganjinchenfuwojiashaoyeba！”
“哼，不识抬举！”
baoheyisheng，ahunieqitiequan，zhaozhezhuquemianmenxijuanerlai。
ahudesudukeyiyongkuairushandianlaixingrong，ertaquantoushangsuoxiedaidelidao，zuyikaishanlieshi！
keyihaobukuazhangdeshuo，zhiyaodazhong，neimezhuquejueduihuobule！
“he，zheimepiaoliangdeniu，zhenshikexile。”
jianahumeiyousihaolianxiangxiyu，shenhaoqiaozheerlangtui，wunaideyaoleyaotou，lianshangzhongxinguaqikuangwangbujidexiaorong。
“milizhizhuyeganyuhaoyuezhenghui，jiwogun！”
zhuquetongyangnieqifenquan，duihongerchu！
硬碰硬！
“不自量力！”
ahuyuanyiweizhuquehuishanduo，bijingxianqiantadesuduhenkuai，ruguodanlunsudu，zijidequeganbushang，kemeixiangdaotajingranxianggenzijiyingpengying，haha，zhenshitaikexiaole。
tajihuyijingkandaolezhuquejiexialaidexiachang！
然而——
jiuzaitazixinmanmandichangxiangzhiji！
tadetiequanhezhuquedefenquanzhongyuzhuangjizaiyiqile！
轰——
啪嚓——
yizhengutouzhaliedecuixiangchuanchu，jingenzhebiankandaoyidaopangdadeheiying，yichutangpaodanbandesudulingkongdaofeierchu。
噗…噗噗……
zaikongzhonggengshipenchumantianxueyu！
“wokao，zhei…zheizenmekeneng？”
“tianna，ahujingranbaile？？”
“wori，zheiyetaishenqileba！”
不敢信么？
xiayimiao，zhuqueyongxingdonglaizhengming！
扑通……
ahupangdadeshenqurutongsiyuyibanzhongzhongshuaizailedishang，ertadeyoubei，zhijiebeizhuqueyiquanhongdezhalie！
啪啪啪！
zhuquezaisuoyourenzhenjingdemuguangzhushixia，maibuzoudaoahushenbian，meiyoushuohua，taijiaocaizhuahudexiongtang。
“ni……nidaodishishei？zenmehuizheimeqiang？”
ahufeilidiconghoulonglijichujigezi。
meiyourenzhidao，dangtadequantouhezhuquedequantoujiechudeshunjian，tadexinlixianqilezenyangdebotaohailang。
“死吧！”
zhuquemianwubiaoqing，jiaoxiayongliyicai，zhijiejiangahuzhansha！
erhou，tameiyoutingdun，zhijiechaozheshenhaozouqu。
zheiyike，shenhaolianshangdexiaorongzhijiexiaoshi，tajingkongdikanzhelitayuelaiyuejindezhuque，bianhoutuibianzhanshengweixie。
“ni…nibieguolai，woshishenjiadashaoye，wobashishenjiajiazhushentianjun，nigandongwo，wobabuhuifangguonide……”
raner，zhuquegenbenmeiyoulihui，shenzhishuotafangfomeiyoutingjianshenhaodehua，zhijiezoudaotashenbian，tongshizhaozhetadeduzi，taituichuailechuqu。
砰——
“啊……”
canjiaochuanchu，shenhaozhijielingkongdaofeierchu，suihouzhongzhongzazailechenzhanjiaoxia！
chenzhanyongjiaogouqishenhaodexiaba，zhengsedao：“shendashaoye，xianzaijuedewoyouzigenahuiwochenjiadezuzhaileba？”
“haiyounimen，sheibufu？”
chenzhanlengmodesaoshiquanchang，zhenggerenyourudiwangyiyang，tademuguangsuodaozhichu，zhongrenwubuhairan，quandoudixialetou。
“我不服——”
jiuzaizheishi，yidaochongmanweiyandeshengyinturanxiangqi！
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