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keqianwanbierewoburanwochuainizheibuxiaoshuodezhujiaoshiyetiansuwaner，keqianwanbierewoburanwochuainigushiqingjiejingdiandangqihuichang，neirongqingjiejidushushi。zhuyaojiangdeshidanshouzhuazhezhangzhudeshouwan，xiangwaiyidou……“nihaokuanga……”yetianmianwubiaoqingdedinanyisheng，ranhouzhangzhujiuganjuezijideshouwanhao……

精彩章节

“zhiyaorangtabizuijiukeyima？”

yetianweiweidiantouzhixiangsumuhengwendao。

“没错！”

“zhiyaoninengrangtabizui，wojiudayingniyigetiaojian。”chuxinranyanjingzeiliuliudezhuanleyiquan，xindaoyigedahuorenzenmekenengbishangzuiba！

buguoniyaoshinengbangwoganzouta，ben**dabulejiumianqiangqingnichidunfan。

一个条件够了！

yetianyebujijiaozheigetiaojianshishenme，duobuchaozhesumuhengzouqu！

“xiaozi，**zhaozifangliangdian，ruguobuxiangsi，jiugunyuandian。”sumuhengyankanzheyetianzoulai，wanquanbujiangzheizhongchuanzheqiongbidexiaozifangzaiyanli。

huayinluoxia，tabuxiedekanxiangchuxinran：“chuxinran，niyaozhaoyigedangjianpaizhishaoyezhaoyigexiangyangde。”

shuohuashi，sumuhengsiwujidandezhizhezouxiangzijideyetian，shangxiadaliangyifan，jixushuodao：“nikankantadezhuangban，kongpalianchifandouchengwenti，chushushuyaobushixiazi，zenmekenengrangtagenni……”

tadehuayuhaimeiyoushuowan，jiukanzheyilianyansudeyetianyirandidazijidemianqian！

“niganshenme，zhibuzhidaowoshishei？”

“sujia，zhidaoma，nidezuideqi……”

sumuhengzhizheyetiannuhezhe……

砰！

然而……

yetianerhuabushuo，taituiduizhesumuhengdexiongkoujiushiyijiao……

啪叽！

cubujifangdesumuhengshentidaofei，yijilaihamapadi，zhongzhongdeshuaizaidishang！

噗！

xiayimiao，yetianchushouruji，zaisumuhengboziyoucedeyigexueweihenhenchuoleyixia。

wu……wu……wuwuwu……

sumuhengzuomengdoumeixiangdaozijijingranhuizaidatingguangzhongdexiaoyuanbeichuaifei，tachezhesangzizhunbeipokoudama，gaosuyetian**sidingle。

ranertadezuibazhangbukaile，zhinengfachuwuwudemenhengsheng。

fanguanchuxinranhechupengfeiliangren，dengdaleyanjing，yilianbukesiyidekanzhegangcaifashengdeyiqie！

“这也太猛了吧？”

chuxinranjingdaile，wanquanbushoukongzhidedinanyisheng！

tayemeixiangdao，yetianhuizheimechongdong，yijiaoshefeisumuheng！

而且……

erqiesumuhenghaoxiangzhendeshuobuchuhuale！

“喂，120么？”

“zhehaidaxueyouyigetongxuejujiaojichoujin，mafanguolaijietaquzhiliaoyixia！”

jiuzaichuxinranhechupengfeihaimeiyouhuiguoshendeshihou，yetianqueshiyiliandanrandetaochushoujibodale120jijiudianhua。

chupengfeiyanbabadekanzheyetianjiexialaidejudong，zuijiaobuyouhenhendechouleyixia！

这……

这算什么？

dalerenhaiyaobangrenkanbingma？

buguo，rangchupengfeixinzhongzhenjingdeshiyetianyishushangdezaoyi，kansiqingmiaodanxiededianleyixia，jiunengrangsumuhengbishangzuibashuobuchuhua，danpingzheiyidian，zuyizhengmingtadeyishujueduibuxiangtadewaibiaozheibanposu！

rucidehua，chupengfeiduiyetiannengyihaonvershentiyinjidexinxin，dadadezengjia！

zhiyaonengrangnvershentiquanyu，chupengfeiyuanyibangyetianchengdanchuailesujiashaoyedehouxumafan。

meiduojiu，jiuhuchedida！

jigeyihurenyuanzouxiache，zhengzhunbeixunwenshisheijujiaojichoujindeshihou，yetianzhudongshenshouzhilezhishuobuchuhuadesumuheng：“yisheng，shizheiweitongxue！”

shengyinluoxia，yishengzhudongchakanlesumuhengdezhuangkuang！

jiangzhen，jujiaojichoujin……

yixueshangshiyouzheizhongbing，danbingfalvshizhendeshao，zhibaideshuo，meiyiqianwanrenlimian，huiyouyigerenjujiaojichoujin，zheigailv，yejiushishuo，bushimeigeyishengdouhuizhiliaozheizhongbing！

“tongxue，nizheigezhengzhuanghaishigenwomenquyiyuanzhiliaoba！”yishengchakanbantianyeshiwucongxiashou，zhinengrangsumuhenggenzhezijizou，daoleyiyuan，rangjiaoshoutamenkankanzaishuo！

fanguansumuheng，tingdaozheijuhua，shaleyetiandexindouyou！

buguo，ciketazhangbukaizuiba，zuibaguagoudeweizhihaiwubishengteng，tayehaipazijiyihouzhendezhangbukaizuiba！

“wuwuwuwuwu……”zhuanshengenzheyishenglikaiqian，tabuwangduizheyetianwuwuliangsheng！

congtadeshengdiaohexilidemuguang，bunanpanduan，tazaishuo：“nijiwodengzhe！”

yetianmeitouweizhou，xindaoliuguafujiadejuelvjiandaozijidouyaotuibisanfen，suijiduobushangqian，duizhesumuhengshuodao：“niweixiewo？”

嘎……

sumuhengmeixiangdaozheigexiaozijiushiyigetiehan，suoyoubaoyuantongtongxiaoshi，zhuanshencengdeyixiatiaoshangjiuhuche！

青山不改绿水长流。

nishigenchupengfeiguolaideba？

nandaobenshaohaipanipaolebucheng？

救护车离开！

chupengfeizheishihouqueshimuguangfuzadekanleyanyetian：“xiaotian，yihuirangxinranpeiniqubanji，wohaishiqukankansushaodezhuangkuang！”

“chushushuzaijian！”yetiandangjiduizhechupengfeiweiweiqianshendaobie！

chupengfeijianzhuang，haixiangshuoshenme……

keyixiangdaoyanqianzheigenianqingrennengyihaozijidenver，suoyoudehuayuyejiuyelehuiqu！

楚鹏飞走了！

linzoushi，buwangzhuantoukanlekannverheyetianliangren，taxinzhongzaixiang，yebuzhidaozijidejuedingduihaishibudui！

xiwangzheigexiaozibuyaorangzijishiwang，jinkuairangnverhaoqilaiba。

zheiyibian，yetianyijinganzhaochuxinrandeyaoqiurangsumuhengbizui。

jiexialai，gaishizijititiaojiandeshihoule，tazhuantourenzhendekanzhechuxinran：“anzhaonideyaoqiu，woyijingrangtabishangzuiba，nigaimanzuwoyigetiaojianleba？”

zhishishuohuadeshihou，yetianyouxiebushiyingchuxinranxiongqiandebotao，shuangyanwanquanbushoukongzhidexiangxiapiaoleliangyan！

jiushizheiliangyan，rangchuxinranqiaoliancengdeyixiatonghong，shentixiayishihoutuiyibu：“wozhishirangsumuhengbizui，sheirangnichuaitale？”

“suoyi，wodayingnidetiaojian，jiucizuofei！”

zheige**，yidingshixiangjiezhezijidetiaojian，duizijitichushenmefeifendeyaoqiu，zuomeng！

benguniangzenmekenengzhendedayingzheizhonghanhandeyaoqiu？

擦……

yetianxinzhongbiyi，andaoyisheng，guoranchenglidenvrendoubukaopu，suiranshencaibucuo，kegencunlideneixiexiaoguniangbiqilai，yetiangengxihuancunliguniangdezhipo！

shouhuisixu，yetianzhuantoukanxiangzhongduoweiguandetongxue！

danshouzhilezhishenhoudechuxinran，ranhougaoshengwendao：“geweitongxue，woshixinlaizanmenxuexiaobaodaodexinsheng，wojiaoyetian，mafandajiasheinenggaosuwo，zheigenvrenzainagebanji？”

这个……女人？

轰！

一语惊起千层浪！

shangbaimingtongxuetingdaozheijuhua，yanzhuzichadiandiaozaidishang！

“**，zheijiahuoshibushiguyide？tajingranzheimechenghuwomendenvshen？”

“gemen，wopeifunideyongqi，nvshenzaisiloudongbiandisangejiaoshi，wotingni！”

tingdaojiaoshideweizhi，yetianlianshangluchudeganxiedexiaorong，duizhegepangpangdenanshengdiandiantou：“gemen，xiele。”

yishengluoxia，takandoubukanchuxinranyiyan，zhijingchaozhemianqiandedalouzouqu……

然而……

neigepangnanshengqueshijiaozhuyetian，zhilezhilingyigeweizhi：“xiongdi，neibianneidongloucaishijiaoxuelou，zheigeshishiyandalou！”

噗……

yetianchadianbiechuneishang，zheitemetaigangale。

yingzhetoupizhuanshenchaozhejiaoxuelouzouqu。

zhishi，dangtazhuanshenneiyishunjian，zhouweiqueshichuanlaijiweigaokangdehongxiaosheng：“zheigementingyouyisia！”

“youyisinengyoushayong，dezuilesushao，gujimingtianjiujidabaogundanle！”

“ai……ziguhongyanhuoshuia！”