《kuangshiqicaijiangchuan》shijiangchuansuochuangzuodeyibulingrentaozuidedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo。gushiweiraozhezhujiaojiangchuanqiujiaoshouzhankai，ronghelelangmandeaiqing、cijidemaoxianheshenkederenshengzheli。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqixinidemiaoshuhelingrenxindongdeqingganmiaoxieeryingdeleduzhemendexiai。shoujicailingyiranshizhixiangyishengjiujietongledianhua：“wei！nawei？......”“ninhao，leiyuanzhang，woshi......”hanyuanqiangxianyibudaduanledianhuadui……。
当日下午，北大和旁边的清华，就炸了锅。
晚上。
qingbeishuxuejiaoliuqunli，gengshirenaofeifan。
“qiujiaoshouchudeneidaogaojifuliyetimu，yourengaochulailema?”
有人问。
“ai，shichuile，qiujiaoshoumingzheshuowomenshinianqingren，jiugaiyouaoqi，shijishang，jiushixiangyongyidaotirangwomenzhidao，tianwaiyoutian，buyaozida，yaoshikebaochiqianxudexuexitaidu。”
“zantong!qiulaotoujiushilaishashawomendeaoqide!”
“qiujiaoshoukeshishuole，zhaoboshisheng，shenzhinianqingdejiangshilaijiedayekeyia，jiumeirenxiangnamanfen?”
“e……bumannishuo，wozhaolewomendejiaoshouzhuli，womenshuyuandeyigeboshishengshixiong，danshijieguoma，butaihao……”
“韦神呢?”
“dui!yourenzhaoweishenma，beidade，neikeshinimenbeidadetiancai，meirenzhaota?”
“wozhaole，meigaochulai。”
“shihuagaosuniba，budanmeigaochulai，erqieweishenhaizhuanmenzaiguowaideshuxuezazhishang，zhaodaoleneiyidaotidejiedaguocheng。”
“nizhidaojiedaguochengyouduoshaoma?”
“多少?”
“zhengzhengershibaye!shidangzuoyigezhuantilaifabiaodeyigewenzhang!zheidaotimu，mingmianshangzhishiyigegaojifuliyetimu，shijishang，shi2gdao3gdetongxinfangcheng!”
“weishenkanlejiedabuzhou，zhinenglijiedaodishibabu，yejiu，diyiyeduoyidiandian，ganggangnenglijie，houmiande，lianduizhejiedaguochengdoukanbudong!”
“woca!weishenkeshiwomenbeidadingdingdamingdetiancai，shuoyishengxiangyuquanguo，zheibuguofenba，ershibayedejiedabuzhou，jingranzhinengkandongyiye?”
“2gdao3gdetongxinfangcheng?”
“shirenlaoxianshengdeguoweijituan，qingdeneigexiongguoshuxuejia，jiejuedeneigefangchengma?”
“jiushineigetongxinfangcheng!”
“zheijiunanguaile，nanguaiwomenjiedabuchulai。zheilimiana，haiyouyiduanchuanqigushi。”
“什么传奇故事?”
“renlaoxianshengzaiyicicaifangzhongshuoguode，wobayangmacaifangrenlaoxianshengdeshipinfaqunli，nimenzijikanba。”
没过多久。
guoranyourenzaiqunlishangchuanleyiduanrenlaoxianshengdecaifangshipin。
dazhideyisi，shizheiyangde：
renlaoxianshengshuo，duiyushuxuejiazheizhongkexuegongjiandegongzuozhe，budanyaojiyuchongfendezunzhong，erqieduiyutamendegongzuo，yaojiyuchongfendeziyougongzuoshijian，yinweizheixiegongzuo，henduoshihoudoushi，wenzhangbentiancheng，miaoshououdezhi，feichangkanzhonglinggan。
yushi，renlaoxianshengjiujiangleguoweijituanpinqingdexiongguoshuxuejiadegushi。
neishiyigebuxiubianfudexiaohuozi，budaosanshisui，zhengtianshangbanni，duanxiuduankutuoxie，haijingchangzaigongsidayouxi，yizhengtiandoushiwusuoshishide。
zheiyangderen，quenazhezuigaodegongzi。
gongsidegaoguan，dangranjiuyouyijianle，yushijiuzhaorenlaoxianshengfanying，shuozheiyingxiangbuhao。
danrenlaoxianshengqueyixiaozhizhi，haizhuanmenjiquangongsizhidingleyigeguiding，rangzheixiegaoguan，buyaoquguanjianduankexuerencaidegongzuo，yaojitamenzuidadeziyou。
jiuzheiyang，dagaiguoleliangnian。
turanyouyitian，renlaoxianshengjiedaolezheigexiongguojingshenxiaohuodedianhua，shuotasuanchulaileneigetongxinfangcheng。
zheiyixiazi，jiushixianle2gdao3gdejishutupo。
zhengshiyinweizheigejishu，rangguoweijituanyiyueerqi，chengweihuaxiaguoweiyiyigejishenweiquanqiudetongxinjutou。
kanwanshipin，qunligengjiarenao。
“kandaomei?zheishibushishichui?”
“jiushi，qiujiaoshoujiushilaishayishawomendeaoqide!”
“guaibudeweishenduizhedaan，doucainenglijieyiyedejiedabuzhou，zheisheinenggaochulaia?”
“danbudebushuo，qiujiaoshouyeshiyongxinliangku，rangwomenyaoqianxu。”
“bucuo，dajiaxiangyixia，dangnianneigexiongguoshuxuejiagaochuzheidaotongxinfangchengdeshihou，buyecaimeimansanshisuima，weihewoguojiumeiyouzheiyangderencai?”
……
第二日，风清气爽。
未名湖畔。
qiujiaoshouzhengheyigelaotouzaineilihezhecha，liaotian。
neigelaotou，zhengshixiangyuhuaxia，guoweijituandezhangduorenrenlaoxiansheng。
tacifanqianlai，shidaizheyige“guangliangzifangcheng”laide，guowaixianzaiduiwoguoshixingjianduankejihejishudefengsuo。
erwohuaxiaguonei，muqianzhinengyanzhichushisinamidexinpian。
zhiyuqinami，wunami，jishuhaimeiyougongpo，yizhibeiguowaiqiazhebozi。
erguoweijituan，zuoweiguoneixinpiangaokejifangmiandexianxingzhe，jingguoshubaiweishuxuejia，wulixuejia，huaxuejia，cailiaoxuejiadegongjian，xianzaizhongyuqudeleyixiejinzhan。
zhiyaojiejuezheigeguangliangzinanti，jiuyouwangtiaoguoqinamijishu，zhijietiaoyuedaowunami，buruguojixianjinxinglie。
zhengyinruci，renlaoxianshengcaibuxiqinzilaidaobeida。
zhaodaozheigeweiyihuodeguofeierzijiangdeqiujiaoshou，xiwangtadailingkeyantuanduigongjian。
renlaoxianshenghelekoucha，nachuyigedangandai，shuodao：“zongdeshuoqilai，zheigeguangliangzifangcheng，bushiyigeshuxuetimu，ershiyixiliedefangcheng，womengongsidekeyantuandui，yijingjiejuelejuedabufen，zhishengxiazuinanyigongposangeguangliangzifangcheng。”
“laoren，wokeyijieshou，danwokeyaoshixianshuoming，woyemeiyoujueduidebawonenggougongpozheisangenanti，erqiegongpodeshijian，yebunengbaozheng。”
qiujiaoshoujieguodangandai，xiaoleyixiao。
“那是自然。”
任老先生陪笑道。
jingguoneigexiongguoxiaohuozi，cong2gjishutupodao3gdeshiqingzhihou，tayeyuefademingbai，jiejuezheileidingjiankeyandewenti，henduoshihou，doukaolianggezi：linggan。
急也是急不来的。
jiuzaizheishi，yigebeidadexueshengzouleguolai。
“qiujiaoshou，nineigetongxinfangcheng，haoxiangbeirenjiedachulaile，weishenyezaineilikan，jiedadebuzhouxieleyigexiaoheiban，womenkanbudong，danjieguoshizhengquede。bushaoxueshengdouqingniqukankan，neijiedaguochengduibu。”
“什么?”
qiujiaoshouwenyan，buyoudemeitouweizhou：“neigetongxinfangcheng，jingranhaiyoulingwaiyigejiedasilu?”
shuoba，likeqishen，xiangyaolimaqianquyanzheng。
shenzhidougubudezhaodairenlaoxiansheng。
renlaoxianshengyilianyihuo，tazicongrenshiqiujiaoshouyilai，haiconglaimeiyouqiujiaoshourucijidongguo，haoqiwendao：“shenmetongxinfangcheng?”
qiujiaoshoujidongdao：“jiushinimengongsidangnian，neigexiongguoshuxuejia，hualeliangnianduoshijianjiedachulaide，rangnimenguoweitupo3gjishudefangcheng。”
“jingranhaiyoubuyiyangdejiedafangshi?”
renlaoxianshengyitingdaoqiujiaoshoudehua，jingyadeshense，sihaobuyayuqiujiaoshou。
“ruguozhengque，wohuaxia，kongpayaochuyigezhenzhengdetiancaishuxuejiale。”
xingfendeshuowanzheijuhua，qiujiaoshoujiufengfenghuohuodeqianwangshuxueyuan。
“ai，biepaoa，nizheijiahuo，laoqiu，dengdengwo，woyequqiaoqiao。”
renlaoxianshengtuozhenianlaodeshenti，zaizhulidechanfuxia，lianmanggenshang。
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