jingxuandeyipiandoushishenghuowenzhang《kuangshiqiyuanzhiyinyangshidelizan》,zaiwangshangderedufeichanggao,xiaoshuolidezhuyaorenwuyouyinmouliangziqiantangqiu,wucuobanfeichangzhideqidai,zuozheshiyizhimaoya,wenzhangxiangqing:zaikanneimingya,tadezhuangkuangtongyangburongleguan。zhijianqizuijiaoyichuyisixianxue,shunzhexiabahuanhuanliutangerxia。erzaitadexiongkouweizhi,heran……
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liangzixinzhonganzishuodao:“kee!!buxingkanlaizhineng,qiangxingdiaozhuanzhouli!!!”jiuzailiangzikaishishitudiaozhuanzhoulishi,guiyideyimuchuxianle!!meidangliangzideyunxingzhoulidaoxinzangweizhifujinshi,zonghuibeifuludezhiliaoxiaoguosuozudang!!!
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“yuanlairuci!!!yuanlairuci!!!!zai【zhoulingkuileishu】fadongqijian,bujinbunengtongshishiyongduogezhoushu,haibunengqiangxingzhongzhizhoushudejincheng!!!youyisi!!youyisi!!!!”
shijianhuidaoshumiaoqian,liangzixinlianzishuodao:“buhao!zhaozheisuduxiaqu,yidinghuibeihuohuoleside!!kanlaizhinengxianzuoliangshouzhunbeile!!!”
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liangzixinxiangdao:“buxing!!zhaozheiyangxiaqu,haimeiyoupokaichongsan【zhiliaofu】dexiaoguo,zijidexinzangjiuhuixiankangbuzhule!!!”
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duizheyuanchudemingyahuanhuandeshuodao:“budebushuoniqueshishigefeichangjishoudediren!!zhoushuyunyongfangmian,gengshiwosuojianguodezuiqiangdele,buguonidebaxi,yijingbeiwokanchuanle!!nidezhoushuxiaoguo,mei3fenzhonghuiqiangzhigenghuanyici,qijianyou9miaodepiruanqi!!!zaiciqijian,bujinwufadiaodongzhouli,gengwufashiyongrenhezhoushu!!!woshuodekedui!!!jiexialai,wobuhuizaijinirenhejihui!!!”
zheishimingyazhuangtai,buzaixiangxianqiandemudiaoneiyang,erbianhuilaiyuanlaidemoyang,turankaikouchaofengdeshuodao:“beinikanchuanleyouyouruhe!!!xiangbinizheizhuangtai,yinggaiyeweichibuleduojiuleba!wodaoyaokankan,daoshihouninashenmehewokangheng!!!”
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chaneijian!!yedachuleyidao,wankoudaxiaodejinseguangshu;zhitingjian“hongdeyisheng!!!”liangtiaoguangzhuangjizaiyiqi!!!huoguangsijian!!!zhenggekongjiandoukaishiyaohuangqilai!!!
molvseguangshuyujinseguangshu,jiliedezhuangzaiyiqi,lianggunengliangbicizhenfengxiangdui,dansuizheshijiandetuiyi,jinseguangshuxianranyoudianlibucongxin,kaishijianjianbaixiazhenlai!!!
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mingyahahadaxiaozheshuodao:“bucuo!!!
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突然!!!
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(liangzizaiyinyangshizhoushuxueyuan,dushudeshihou,jiucengyixuezhedeshenfen,fabiaoguoyifen,youguanyinyangshishushibunengtongshijianrongduodelunwen,xianzaizheifenlunwen,yiranbeidangzuozhongyaodewenxianziliao,beidajialunzhengxuexizhe!!!)
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不可能?!!!
不对!!!
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duanduanjimiao,liangzijiuyougenmingyaduileshangbaizhao;liangzimeihuichuyijian,jianguangsuodaozhichu,lingyudexukongdoucuncunsuilie。
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