恐水咸鱼与恐枪冠军的巅峰自救隋碎碎-著

小说简介

zaikongshuixianyuyukongqiangguanjundedianfengzijiuzhong，wanghaodingxiaoduoshiyiweichongmanmeilihejiandingderenwu。wanghaodingxiaoduokefuleshenghuozhongdecuozheyukunnan，tongguonuliyujianchizuizhongshixianlezijidemengxiang。suisuisuitongguoxinidemiaoxiehejincoudeqingjie，jiangwanghaodingxiaoduodechengzhanggushizhanxiandelinlijinzhi。”wanghaozainaoneipaoxiao，shituqiangxingduohuikongzhiquan，shentiquexiangbeidingzaiyuandi，zhiyouxiaotuijirouzaidingxiaoduodekongjuxiafengkuangjingluan。“yaoguai！shuigui！laobanpailaide……bijiangjiduzhedailaiwujindegandongheqishi。

精彩章节

shui。putiangaidi，simianbafang。bingleng、zhanchou、daizheyiguzixingxiandetiexiuweier，manhengdiguanjintadekoubi，

jiyazhexiongqianglizuihouyidiankeliandekongqi。shentichenzhongdexiangbangleqiankuai，beiwuxingdeliliangzhuaizhe，

zhizhidiwangxiachen。yishixiangduanlexiandefengzheng，zaizhixideheianlipiaoyao。dingxiaoduozuihoudeniantou，

bushiduisiwangdekongju，yebushiduirenshengdeliulian。yiguguntangde、shaozhuowuzangliufudenuhuo，

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wangbadan！heilexindezibenjia！laoniangjinidangniuzuomasannian！jiabanjiadaoneifenmishidiao！

daotoulaimogeyukangejuzenmele？！2n+1！neishilaoniangyingdede！**lianzheidianguancaibendoukekou！

wozuoguiyebuhuifangguoniaaa——！！”mashengjiaranerzhi。

gengxiongyongdeshuiliuduzhuletayishilizuihoudenahan。wanle。zheixiazhenchengshuiguile。

haishidaizhemanqiangyuanqideqiongguishuigui。dingxiaoduojuewangdixiangzhe，yishichedichenrubinglengdeheian。……ciyan。

bushishuidineizhonglingrenzhixideheian，shilingyizhong，liangderangrentoupifama、wuchudunxingdeguang。

dingxiaoduojiannandixiankaichenzhongdeyanpi，xiangtuikailiangshanshenglexiudetiemen。shiyeliyipianhuangdongde、cimudebai。

bushiyiyuandetianhuaban，yebushidifudeyouguo（taxiangxiangzhongde）。shi……dengguang？

judade、xueliangde、yipaipaixiangqianzaigaogaoqiongdingshangdeshedeng，baxiamiandeyiqiezhaodexianhaobixian，liangrubaizhou。

kongqilimimanzheyigunongliedexiaodushuiqiwei，hunhezheyizhong……chaoshideshuiqi？

yizhongrangtahunshenhanmaodaoshu、tiaojianfanshebanxiangyaooutudeshuiqi！“huala——！

”judadeshuishenghaowuyuzhaodichongjizhetadeermo！dingxiaoduoyigejiling，mengdiniuguotou！dongzuofuduzhida，

chadianbazijiboziningduan。shixiansuoji，shi……yipianwubianwujide、dangyangzheciyanboguangde……lanse！

yongchi！yigejudadaochaohuxiangxiangdeaolinpikebiaozhunyongchi！

qingchejiandideshuitizaiqiangguangxiazheshechulingrenxinhuangdelanlvseguangmang，xiangyikuaijudaerweixiande、liudongdebaoshi。

jitiaoyongdaoli，jigechuanzhejinshenyongyi、jirouxiantiaoliuchangderutongdiaosuderenying，zhengrutongqiyubanpokaishuimian，

shuihuasijian，dongzuoxunmengerjiaojian。dingxiaoduodetongkongzhouransuochenglezhenjian！shui！haoduoshui！wubianwujideshui！

“ou——！”yiguqiangliede、yuanzilinghunshenchudeexinhekongjushunjianjuezhuleta！weidaifengkuangdichouchujingluan，

houlongkouyongshangnanyiyizhidesuanshui！shuangtuixiangshibeishunjianchouzoulesuoyougutou，ruandexiangzhulandemiantiao，

wanquanzhichengbuzhushentidezhongliang！“putong！”ta（huozheshuo，ta？

）zhenggerenhaowuxingxiangdi、jiejieshishidishuaidaozai……bingliangguanghuadecizhuandishang。**dunerzhedi，

weizhuiguchuanlaiyizhenzuanxindeteng。“wanghao！nizenmele？meishiba？！

”yigechuanzheyundongfu、bozishangguazheshaozidezhongniannanren，yilianjiaojidichongleguolai，shenshouxiangfuta（ta）。

wanghao？shei？dingxiaoduonaoziliyipianhunluan，kongjuxiangbinglengdetengmanchanraozhuxinzang。tagubushang**teng，

yegubushangyanqianzheigemoshengdejiaolian（tacaitashijiaolian），xiangzhishoujingdetuzi，shoujiaobingyongdiwanghoumengceng！

yanjingsisidingzhebuyuanchuneidangyangde、fanshezheemobanguangmangdeshuimian，

houlonglifachuhehede、buchengdiaodejingkongchouqisheng，liansecanbairuzhi。shui！yansiguotadeshui！daochudoushi！

taikepale！“shui……shui……jiuming……”taduosuozhe，yuwulunci，shentidoudexianggeshaikang。

jiaolianlaozhaodeshoujiangzaibankong，biaoqingcongjiaojibianchenglecuoe，suijishinanyizhixindezhenjinghedanyou：“wanghao？

ni……nipashui？nikaishenmeguojiwanxiao？！nishishijieguanjun！nigangcongshuilipojilushanglai！”shijieguanjun？

shuili？pojilu？dingxiaoduohunluandenaozili，

xiangshibeiqiangxingsaijinleyituanbushuyutadejiyisuipian——zhanzaizuigaolingjiangtaishang，guogezouxiang，

jinpaichendiandiandiguazaixiongqian……qingchedeyongchili，shentirutonglixianzhijian，huaposhuimian，

zhuizhuzhezhongdiandehongxian……wushushanguangdenghezheneryulongdehuanhu……bu！budui！neishishei？！tamengdiditou，

kanxiangzijideshenti——kuanjian，zhaiyao，liuchangyoulideshoubeixiantiao，fugaizheyicengboeryunchengdejirou，

pifushijiankangdexiaomaise，zhanzheweigandeshuizhu。

shenshangchuanzheyijianjinshende、yinzheguoqihe“chinawang”ziyangdeyongku。

yishuangshuyunanrende、gujiefenming、zhifudaizhebojiandeshou！dingxiaoduoyanqianyihei，chadianzaiciyunguoqu。

ta……tabianchengleyigenanren？！yigejiaowanghaode……youyongshijieguanjun？！erta，dingxiaoduo，

yigeganggangbeishuiyanside、liangoubaodoubuhuide、duishuiyouzhekegumingxinkongjudehanyazi？！

zheibibeiheixinlaobankekoupeichangjinhailipuyiwanbei！！

“wo……wobushi……ou……”dingxiaoduokanzheneijinzaizhichide、dangyangzhesiwangboguangdeyongchishuimian，

weiliyoushiyizhenfanjiangdaohai，ganouchusheng，shoujiaobingliang。laozhaojiaoliandeliansechedichenlexialai，

meitouningchenglegeda。tadunxiashen，jinjindingzhe“wanghao”neishuangxiemanjingkong、quanranmoshengdeyanjing，

shengyindaizheqiansuoweiyoudeyansuheyisibuyichajuedezhandou：“wanghao！kanzhewo！nidaodizenmehuishi？

saiqiantijianbaogaoyiqiezhengchang！gangcaireshenxunlianhaihaohaode！xianzainigaosuwonipashui？

mingtianjiushiquanyunhuijuesai！quanguodeyanjingdoudingzheniweimian！biegenwokaizheizhongwanxiao！

”dingxiaoduo（wanghaodeshenti）suozaidishang，doudegenglihaile。tabushikaiwanxiao！tashizhendepa！padeyaosi！

tazhixianglizheigaisideyongchiyueyuanyuehao！jiuzaizheihunluankongjudaojidiandeshike，

yigejieranbutongde、daizhejidufanzaohejiaolvdenianqingnansheng，haowuyuzhaodizaita（ta）denaozilizhaxiang！

“chaosile！bizui！sheitamapashui！shuishiwodeming！shuishiwodezhanchang！shiqiang！shifalingqiang！

neishengyin……neigaiside、jianruide、cuimingyiyangdeshengyin！youlaile！wanle！youlaile！！

”zheishengyinchongmanlewanghaoshidejiaoao，queyoubeiyizhonggengshencengde、jihuyaosilielinghundekongjusuoniuqu。

dingxiaoduobeizheituruqilaide“naoneiguangbo”jingdewanglezijidekongju，xiayishidishunzheneishengyinde“zhiyin”，

kanxiangyongchibiandeqidiantiaotai。neili，yigegongzuorenyuanzhengnazhediaoshihaodefalingqiang，

duizhekongqisuiyidikoudongbanji，ceshishebei。“peng！”yishengqingcui、duancu、rutongbaozhuzhaxiangdeqiangsheng，

zaikongkuangdeyouyongguanlihuidangkailai！shengyinbuda，queyichangqingxi、jianrui！“a——！！！

”dingxiaoduo（wanghaodeshenti）fachuyishengqilide、wanquanbusinanrendejianjiao！zhenggerenrutongbeigaoyadianjizhong，

mengdicongdishangdanleqilai！bushixiangqian，ershixiangyizhishoujingdexiami，

shentiyijiqiguiyidezitaigongqi、chouchu！shuangbeibushoukongzhidihuluanhuiwu，

shuangtuixiangshicaizaileshaohongdeluotieshang，fengkuangdiyuanditabu、duojiao！“qiangtiao！wanle！wanle！jinpaimeile！

quanwanle！！”naoneidenansheng（wanghao）fachubengkuide、daizhekuqiangdejianjiao，shengyinbeijudadekongjuyanmei，

“caipandehongpai！quanchangdexusheng！jiaolianshiwangdeyanshen！douguaiwo！douguaiwo！a——！！

”dingxiaoduozhijuedeyiguqiangdade、hunluandedianliuchongjizhezheijushentidezhongshushenjing！taxiangkongzhishuangtuitingxia，

xiangwuzhuerduo，danshentiwanquanbutingshihuan！xiangyitaishangcuolechengxudejiqiren，

zaitiaotaipangdekongdishangfengkuangdi、haowuguilvdiyuandichouchu、bengtiao、dazhuan！hanshui（huozhehaiyouleishui？

）hunhezheweigandeshuizhu，congneizhangyingjunqueniuqudelianshangfengkuangliutangxialai。zhenggeyouyongguanshunjiananjingdekepa。

suoyouxunliandeduiyuandoutinglexialai，fuzaishuili，

mudengkoudaidikanzhezheifeiyisuosideyimu——tamendeduizhang、ouxiang、ganggangshuaxinshijiejiludewanghao，

xiangzhonglexieyiyang，zaichibianfengkuangdi“tiaodashen”。laozhaojiaolianzhangdalezui，

shoulidejiluban“pada”yishengdiaozaidishang，lianshangxuesetunjin，zuichunduosuozhe，bantiancaijichujigezi，

daizhenongnongdejuewanghebuganzhixin：“wang……wanghao？！ni……nidaodi……zenmelea？！”wanle。

dingxiaoduohewanghaotongshizaixindiaihao。zheijushenti，liantongtamenderensheng，yiqichediwanduzile。

wanghaoderichangxunlian，bianchengledingxiaoduodejixianqiusheng，yijizhenggeguojiayouyongduidejingsongpianchang。

dangtinengjiaolianyaoqiujinxingshuixiabieqilianxi。dingxiaoduo（kongzhizheshenti）kanzheneidangyangde、shenbujiandidechishui，

fangfokandaoletunshitadebinglengjiangdi。weilifanjiangdaohai，shuangtuidouderutongbaofengzhongdeluwei。

“bu……buxing……shuiliyouyaoguai……”taliansecanbai，yibubuwanghounuo，

yanshenjingkongdexiangzhibeidiujinlangqundetuzi。“biegeqieryi！youbushirangnitiaoyanjiang！shuishiwodejia！

”wanghaozainaoneipaoxiao，shituqiangxingduohuikongzhiquan，shentiquexiangbeidingzaiyuandi，

zhiyouxiaotuijirouzaidingxiaoduodekongjuxiafengkuangjingluan。“yaoguai！shuigui！laobanpailaidesuomingshuigui！

”dingxiaoduojianjiao，mengdizhuanshen，liangundaipachongxianggengyishi，dongzuolangbeideranganshangdeduiyoujitishihua。

jiaolianlaozhaoshoulidemiaobiaodiaojinshuili，jianqijuewangdeshuihua。dangjishujiaolianyaoqiulianxiqitiaofanying。

faling**xinggangbeijuqi。“peng！”（moniqiangsheng）“a——！！qiangtiao！hongpai！！

”wanghaodekongjushunjianyinbao，shentizaidingxiaoduodekongzhixiamengdiqianqing，shuangjiaoquexiangbeihansizaitiaotaishang。

shangbanshenguiyidepuchu，xiabanshenwensibudong，zhenggerenrutongbeiwuxingshengsuolezhudemuou，

zaitiaotaibianyuanweixiandiyaohuang，chadianyitouzaijinchizili。“wenzhu！nigefeiwu！zheishilianxi！meicaipan！

”dingxiaoduozainaoneinuhou，sisizhuazhuyishiliwuxingde“fangxiangpan”，caibimianledangchangtoushuidecanju。

anshangfuzejuqiangdezhulijiaolianhedeyi**zuozaidishang，liansebiyongchidecizhuanhaibai。

gengyishidelinyupentouchengledingxiaoduodexingchang。wenredeshuiliugangchujipifu。“aaa！yansila！jiuming！

”dingxiaoduo（kongzhishenti）fachushazhubandecanjiao，xiangbeicaileweibademao，mengdixianghoudankai，

houbeihenhenzhuangzaibinglengdecizhuanqiangshang。tashoumangjiaoluandihuiwumaojin，shituzudangneixie“zhiming”deshuizhu，

dongzuohuajidexiangzaitiaoqumowu。“neishixizaoshui！wenshui！shufudehen！**jiwozhanhuiqu！woyaochongzao！

”wanghaozainaoneiqideqiqiaoshengyan，fengkuangdishitudiaodongshentiquyingjieshuiliu，

quebeidingxiaoduogengqiangliedekongjusisiyazhi，zhinengbiequdiganshouzheshentixiangkuaimutouyiyangjiangzaijiaoluo。

gebigejiandeduiyoumomoguandiaoleshuilongtou，guozheyujin，dianzhejiao，pingzhuhuxi，feikuaidiliulechuqu，

yanshenlichongmanledui“duizhangzhonglexie”dejingweihekongju。shitangdezizhutangtongshidingxiaoduodejinqu。

yuanyuankandaoneimaozhereqi、tangshuihuangdangdebuxiugangdatong，ta（kongzhishenti）likeliansefaqing，weibuchouchu，

duanzhecanpanraodaoshimiyuan，fangfoneitonglishengzhedeshihuashishui。“neishizicaidanhuatang！xiandehen！

jiwoguoqushengyiwan！woxuyaoyanfen！”wanghaozainaoneipaoxiao，koushuidoukuailiuchulaile。“huang！tazaihuang！

xiangtoujiangneitiandelang！tahuipuchulaiyansiwo！”dingxiaoduosisizuanzhecanpan，zhiguanjiefabai，

jianjuebukaojinyibu。datangdeayikanzhe“wanghao”raozhetazou，yilianshoushang：“haozi，

ayijintiandetang……youdu？”duiyoumensixiayilunfenfen。“haogezuijin……yalishandaa？”“wokanxiang！

tingshuotajialibihun？”“pi！kendingshiliangong！zouhuorumole！wuxiaxiaoshuodouzheimexie！

”“neitaduotangtong……”“neibiranshitangliyoudu！gaoshoudezhijue！dongbudong？

”meidang“wanghao”zuochuxiefeiyisuosidejudong，

duiyoumenjiuzidongnaobuchu“wulingaoshouxiulianmifazaoyupingjing”deheliqingjie，yanshenzhongchongmanlelijie（？

）hetongqing。laozhaojiaolianyijingcongzuichudezhenjingjuewang，bianchenglemamuhexiguanxingtanqi，

zhiyao“wanghao”buyitouzhajinyongchiyansiziji，huozhedangzhongbafalingqiangchile，

tajibenjiudangmeikanjianzheijianxiexingfazuode“yizheng”。

dingxiaoduohewanghaojiuzaizheizhong“nisiwohuo”deduikanghewairen“guanaizhizhang”demuguangzhong，

jiannandiaodaolequanyunhuinanzi100miziyouyongjuesairi。shiyouyongzhongxin。renshengdingfei，

relangjihuyaoxianfanjudadeqiongding。guanzhongxizuowuxuxi，wushumianxiaoguoqihuichenghongsedehaiyang，

zheneryulongdejiayousheng、nahansheng、guzhangshengrutongshizhideyinlang，yibobochongjizheyongchiquyu。

judadedianzipingmushang，gundongbofangzhecansaixuanshoudexinxi，

dangjingtousaodaodisiyongdaoneigegaodatingbadeshenying——“wanghao，shijiejilubaochizhe，weimianguanjun”shi，

quanchangbaofachushanhuhaixiaobandekuangrehuanhu！“wanghao！jiayou！”“haoshen！kannidele！”“pojilu！

pojilu！”suqianqian（huozheshuo，cikekongzhizhewanghaoshentidedingxiaoduo）zhanzaichufatiaotaihou，

shuangtuidouderutongtonglediandeshaizi。taganjuebudaosihaoshuyuguanjunderongyaohexingfen，

zhiyouwubiandekongjuxiangbinglengdehaishui，jiangtacongtoudaojiaochediyanmei。shui！

yanqianshijudadelingrenzhixi、dangyangzhezhiminglanguangdeyongchi！kongqilimimandeshuiqinongdehuabukai，

daizhexiaodushuideweidao，rangtazhenzhenfanwei。guanzhongxishangxiongyongderenchaohejudadeshenglang，xiangwushuzhiwuxingdeshou，

sisiezhuletadehoulong，rangtachuanbuguoqi。gengyaomingdeshi，guangbolikaishijieshaocaipan，diaoshifalingshebei。

gongzuorenyuannazheneizhiwuheizengliang、xiangzhengzhejueduiminglingdefalingqiang，zoudaoleyongchibian。

dingxiaoduodetongkongshunjiansuochenglezhenjian！wanghaozainaoneitongbubaofachujingkongdejianjiao：“qiang！qiang！laile！

talaile！biexiang！qiunibiexiang！wohuiqiangtiao！wohuifancuo！jinpaihuimeide！suoyourendouhuimawo！a——！！

”liangzhongjizhidekongju——duishuideniwangkongjuheduiqiangtiaoshiwudeshibaikongju——rutonglianggushikongdehongliu，

zaizheijumingweiwanghaodeshentilifengkuangduichong、siche！dingxiaoduoganjuezijikuaiyaobeichengbaole！tasisiyaozhexiachun，

changdaolexianxingdetiexiuwei，zhijiashenshenqiajinzhangxin，shituyongtengtonglaiyazhineimiedingdekonghuang。

shentixiangbeiliangguwuxingdejulilache，bushoukongzhidiweiweizhandouqilai。ta（ta）deyanshenhuansan，liansecanbai，

etoushenchudakedakedelenghan，zaiqiangguangdengxiagewaiciyan。gangcaihaishanhuhaixiaodejiayousheng，

ciketingzaidingxiaoduoerduoli，rutonglaizidiyudecuimingfu。

daobodejingtouminruidibuzhuodaole“wanghao”deyichangzhuangtai。dapingmushang，texiejingtouli，

neizhangxirichongmanzixinhebaqideyingjunlianpang，cikexiemanlejingkong、mangranheyizhongbinlinbengkuidecuiruo。

guanzhongxishangdehuanhushengjianjianxiaolexiaqu，bianchenglewengwengdeyilunhedanyoudediyu。“haoshen……liansehaochaa？