开通三界抖音，一首喊麦拿捏众神天天吃煎蛋-著

小说简介

linyisumingyaoshiyiweiguduershoushangdelinghun，zaitiantianchijiandandexiaoshuo《kaitongsanjiedouyin，yishouhanmainaniezhongshen》zhong，tajiangjingliyiduanniuquerzhenhandemingyunzhilv。linyisumingyaoyongyouyichangqiangdadechaonengli，danquebeiqiujinyuyigemimishiyanshizhong。taotuohou，tayuyiqunzhitongdaohedehuobanyiqizhankaileduikangxieeshilidezhandou。zheibuduanpianyanqingxiaoshuochongmanjinzhangcijideqingjieheyixiangbudaodezhuanzhe，sunwukong：taishanglaojun，zalexiongdi？yidashi：meishihouge，duoxiele，jinimaileyitiaohuazi，nichouzhewanshuo……jiangrangduzhexianruqizhong，wufaziba。

精彩章节

良久后两人分开

sumingyaohaishiguazailinyishenshangmanlianxingfudeshuodao“linyi，wojuedingle，yihouwojiushininvpengyoule”

“aiyoyo，zaoshangshisheishuodedanchunweilenawodangdangjianpaide？”

“e，neigeneige……wobuzhidaoheihei”

“shayangba，ganjinxialai，wochaolejigecaizanmenchifan”

“ngng，wolaogonghaobangye，haihuichaocai”

“neibixude，gemenwoyangyangtong”

“我老公最厉害了”

sumingyaoshuowanjiuzuozaicanzhuoqiandengzhekaican，zhenggerennalihaiyoubingshanmeirendeyangzi

huotuotuoyigeaisajiaolianainaodexiaogunianga

suizheyidaodaocaibeiduanshanglai，sumingyaozaoyijingedebuxingle

linyiduanjitayiwandamifanshuodao“chiba，chidebaobaode，gongzuozaizhongyaoyebunengezhe”

“ngngng，zhidaola～”

sumingyaoxianzaibuxianglita，zhixiangfengkuangganfan

tameixiangdaolinyizuodecaihuizheimehaochi

chifandeshihouliangrenliaodongliaoxiganqingyeshixunsuzengwen

denglinyihuijiayihoudouyijinglingchenle

gangdakaidouyinjiubeiyiduixiaoxiheleyitiaoqunlidouzhakaiguole

change：jintiankandaomeiyou？yaochimeimeichuandeneishenyifuhaopiaolianga

dianmu：duiaduia，shencaizhanshideyilanwuyu

zhubajie：bieshuole，wozhishikanleyiyanbixuedaoxianzaidoumeiyouliugan

caishen：zheijueduishiyidashijidemijingyifu，zanmensanjieshashihouyouzheizhongkuanshideyifule

shouxing：wojintianqujiwangmusongshoutao，wangmuyechuanleyishenbuyiyangdeyifu，zhenggerendounianqinglejibaisui

huaxianzi：woyexiangyao，wuwuwu

hexiangu：@yidashi，yidashizaibuzai？nengbunengjiwomenyenongyishen，haochujueduishaobulenide

xiaolongnv：renjiayexiangyaoma～

tieshangongzhu：woyousizangdesirenhuaxiang，woyuanyisongjiyidashihuanliangshenyifu

tangsanzang：buzhikefoujiwoliangshen，nverguoguowangchuanshangyidinghenmei

沙和尚：师父你……

tangsanzang：xinshangmeinvbudanwuwodefoxin

shaheshang：………………

linyizuizhongyemeiganzaiqunlishuohua，tapazijiyishuohuajiubeiyiqunnvshenxianjigongxianle

ketabushuohuaqueyourenzhaoshangmenlai，erzheigerenranglinyijingdiaolexiaba

太上老君关注了您

taishanglaojun：xiaoyouzaibu？

易大师：老君您说

taishanglaojun：hehehe，xiaoyoudaoshimiansheng，nisuozaidemijingshihechu？

yidashi：e……zheigebuzhiruheshuoqi

taishanglaojun：wufangwufang，nibushuolaojunwoyebuguaini，zhishineiyifu……kefoujilaodaowozhengjishen？

shawanyi？taishanglaojunyeyaonvrendeyifu？？？？

**，xiangxianglaojunchuanzheyishen……wuliangtianzunwuliangtianzunjianzhibuganxiangxiang

taishanglaojun：xiaoyoumoyaoduoxiang，wozhishisongrenbale

yuanlairuci，linyizheicaimeiyouduoxiang

yidashi：laojunjirankaikouleneibixujia

yebuzhidaotaishanglaojunzaimangsha，guoleshijifenzhongcaihuihua

taishanglaojun：duoxiexiaoyou，laojunwoyebukuidaini，songniyibuxinfazhunizaimijingzhanwenjiaogen

ding，taishanglaojunxiangninfasongdaodexinjingyibu(shen)(yizidongcunrudouyinbaibaoxiang)

**！daileyigeshenzi，zheiteniangdebizhiqiandexianpinniubia

xuanhuanxiaoshuokanduole，linyizhidao，zheixiedongxizhiyaodaishenzidejiumeiyoulaji

zailinyiyishengshengganendaixiexiajieshuleduihua

……

三界三十三重天

taishanglaojunzuozaiputuanshang，duimianhaiyouyiweifeishendaerdeheshang

“rulai，zenmeyang？zheixiaozikantoulemeiyou”

tingzhetaishanglaojundehua，rulaikuxiao“ciziqueshibuzaisanjie，minggexuwupiaomiaokanbutoukanbudong”

“zezeze，yaowoshuonimenzheixiefomenburuwomendaojiatianmingshu！”

huayingangluo，taishanglaojunfuchenhuidong，shenhoutaijibaguatumengranchuxian，zhenshecangqiong

suizhebaguazhuandong，yidaodaozisenengliangchongrutaishanglaojunshuangzhizhijian

liangjiuhouzhengkaiyanzhenjingdao“sanjiedajiedeyixianshengji！”

“什么！！！”

rulaijingdaile，sanjiedajieshitamenzaojiusuanchulaide，zhishiyizhimeiyoupojuzhiren

meixiangdaocizijingranshineiyixianshengji？？？

qiangyaxindizhenjing，rulaiwendao“ruguoshizhendeneiwomenyaoshidangdejitayixiebangzhu”

“dangranle，suoyinidefangfangxuele”

“e，nishenweidaozukebiwojiadifenghoua”

“hehe，nimenlingshanzheijibainiankebiwodaojiachixiang，suoyi……nibixufangfangxuele”

lianggehuashirenzhenduisheifangxuezheishizhankailebangeduoxiaoshidetaolun

zuizhongtaishanglaojunqideyifuchenzadaorulaitoushang，rulaiyenule“nidayedenigelaodongxi，ganjiwodongshou？”

“qunimadelaotulv，yitiantiandekousile，weisanjiechuyifenlidoubuxing”

“biebibile，rulaishenzhang！！！”

“sheipani？baguajianzhen！！！”

lianggehuashirencongbaitiandadaoheiye，congheiyedadaobaitian

zheiyizhandadesanjiebudeanning

yigegezaibeihoufengkuangququtaliang

……

yuanzaixiandaidelinyiquebuzhidaozheixieshi，zhengxingfendexiulianzhedaodejing

yizhibuzhidaozijishenmejingjiedetayezhongyuminglangle

jingguohuichundanhepoyuandandexili，tayijingdaolezhujiqianqi

yikaodaodejingdeqiangda，xishouzhexiandaiweishubuduodelingqi

badangchudouyinfensidachenghoujianglidesanqianzhantiyeliandechabuduole

limianyousanqianzhongquanjiaogongfu，suibiannachulaiyizhongdoushikanbibajiquanzheizhongdedingjigongfa

yizhiliandaodiertian，linyigangdasuanqushangbanjiubeiliuxiaopengyigedianhuajiaoquletajiadebancaichang

daoleyihoulinyiwuyule，zhijianguojianglongchanzhebengdailehehedekanzheta

“这啥意思？”

linyiwenleyiju，redeliuxiaopengmengfanbaiyan“woteniangzhidaoshayisi？tajintianlaileyihoujiuqiuzhewohanni，taidufashengleyibaibashidudazhuanwan”

“zhaowo？zenmehaimeiaigou？”

linyinieleniequantou，lenglengdekanzheguojianglong

sheizhidaozheigecengjingchizhadaxuecheng，jianghurenchengguojianglonglonggededahunhunzhijieguizaidishanggongjingdao“shifu，qingshouwoweitu”

“**，niyazheishiwandenayichu？？？”

linyidangshijiumengle，rangtadayijiaxing，sheizhidaozheilaoxiaozizhijiejizijikeshangtoule

guojianglongleiliumanmiandeshuodao“shifu，wocongxiaojiuxihuanlianwu，keyizhidoumeiyoushenmezhenzhengdedashijiaowo，zhidaoneiyitianwokandaonichushou，jiujiandinglewoxinzhongdexiangfa”

“zheijiushinibaishideliyou？”

“dui！wozhidaozijiyiqianbushigehaoren，danshiyihouwojueduinenggaiguozixin，yixinyiyixiaojingninlaorenjia”

“niyafangpini？wocai23sui”

“neijiuxiaojingninxiaorenjia”

“biebibile，gouzuilitubuchuxiangya”

linyirangtazaiyuandidengzhe，biangenzheliuxiaopengqulebangongshi

liuxiaopengzaojiuyiduzihuaxiangwenle“bushi，yizi，niyashizenmerangzheigehunhunzhefude？”

“bujinishuolema？wobasuixiwu”

“queshiniubi，wojuedenijiubatashouleba，yihouzanchuqudaoshangyesuanyourenle”

liuxiaopengtingzantongzheijianshide

wunailinyiquemeiyouzheigexiangfa，zijizishizhizhongjiumeixiangguotudizheiyishuo

keliuxiaopengjiubuduandejixinao，zuizhonglinyicaijuedingbaguojianglongshouweijimingdizi

redeguojianglongfengkuangketouzuihoujingranxijierqi