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zuijuqianlijiazuo《kewobushizhaodi》，ganjinyuedubuyaocuoguohaowen！xiaoshuozhurengongyoulixiujuanlichengxunlizongbao，yeshishilizuozhedoubumafanjingxinbianxiewanchengde。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqijingcaidejuqingheshengdongderenwuxingxiang，huodeleguangdaduzhedexiaiyutuichong。lichengxunyechilesheng：「woyanglenishiduonian，xianzaiyegaidaonibaodadeshihoule，biezhengtianxiangzhechibaifan。」……

精彩章节

wojiaozhaodi。chushengzaiqinglincun。yigeluohou，dancunminyichangtuanjiedecunzi。1.「zhaodi，nidiemani？」

wozhengzaicuoyifu，tingdaoyounanrendeshengyintaiqitoulai。lairenshigebicundelihu。

「tamendaizhedidiquzhenshangle。」womenshengdao。「neidengtamenhuilai，nirangnidiejiwohuigedianhua。

「wozheidalebantianzadoubujieni。」wodiandiantou。「neiwoxianzoule，nijidea。」kanwomorandeyangzi，

lihuyoudianganga。youzhongfuleyibian，zhuanshenzoule。wokanzhetaheshangdamen，maitoujixuganhuo。

binglengdeshuituranjiandaoshouwanshangdeyichushangkou，dongdeshengteng。wo「si」leyisheng，ditouqukan。

zhijiangangyouhaozhuandeliekouyoubiandetonghong。meixinsiqulihui，wojiakuaishoushangdedongzuo。

zaitamenhuilaizhiqianmeiganwanhuo，dengzhewodeyouhuishiyidunduda。zaiwogangzuowanwanfanshi，

lichengxunfufudaizhelizongbaohuilaile。laojiudemumendakaishifachu「gazhi」deshengxiang，wojiangleyixia。

「xiaochusheng，renni？」lichengxundesangziyixiangda，meicizaiwulidounengtingdaotazailinjujiahanhua。

woyibuyibunuochuwuwai，kandaoyuanlideshizhuoshangbaimanledongxi。yinyuekanzheyoulingshi，youwanju，

lizongbaoshoushangnazhegentanghuluzaiken。kanzhekanzhe，woyeyoudianchan。buganliuluchubandiankewang，yanleyankoushui，

wodixiatou，kuaisushuodao：「wozuohaofanle，zaiguoliwenzhe。「haiyougebicunlishujintianlaile，

shuojitahuigedianhua。」womeiyoutingdun，congcongshuowanzhihoujiusuohuilefangli。「heizhei**de，

jinilaoziwogunchulaiganhuo！」lichengxunbumandao。lixiujuandishengdaduanta：「xingle，jintianzongbaoguoshengri，

nishaoshengdianqi。」kenengshitingjinqule，tahaizhendemeiyouzaijixufahuo。dengleyihuier，

meitingdaowaimianyoushenmebiededongjing，wodexintiaozhujianhuifupinghuan。molemobiebiededuzi，youdiane。jialiqiong，

lichengxunyaoqiuwoyitianzhinengchiyidun。jintiandeneidunyijingzaizaoshangyongdiaole，shilianggeganyingdemantou。

bashengxiabangemantouyanxia，wobabeizixiayazhedebenzihebanjieqianbisaidaochuangdixia。

lichengxunhelixiujuandouzaijia，bunengrangtamenkandaozheixiedongxi。bazhibidouzanghaozhihou，wochuanlekouqi，

kaozaichuangjiao，juedeyouxieshibushangjing。huanlehaoyihuier，wozoudaochuangkoubian，

zhikanjianlizongbaocaizaishidengshangnazheyigenjituikenyao。shixianweiweipianyi，yuanlibujianlichengxunfufudeshenying。

chuangkouhemenshangdouyouliefeng，wuzilisichuloufeng。woxilekoulengfeng，guojinshenshangjinyoudeyijianpodongmianyi。

zheishilizongbaoqianniantaotaixialaide，taxiantu，jiubeilixiujuanshangcibanrengjilewo。huidaochuangshang，

woxiangzhejintiangangxuedaodejipiankewen，buzhibujuejianshuizhele。wobeiexingshiyijingshishenye，

waimiandengguangdoumiele。yibanqingkuangxiazhiyao**wanhuo，lichengxunjiubuhuizaidiaonanwo。jintianyehewangchangyiyang，

meihuodeshihou，wozaizheigejialijiushigeyinxingren。anleangugujiaogebutingdeduzi。

woqingshouqingjiaodakaifangmen，wanglewangsizhou，quedingmeirenzhihoucaimaizhebuziwangchufangqu。

woyoushihuizaitamenshuizheshiquchufangchidianshengcai。bujingchang，zhishijintianshizaitaiele。2.waimianhenan，

wozhinengjiezheyueguangyidianyidianxiangchufangmoqu。gangyaochupengdaochufangmendeshihou，buzhidaonalichuanlaiyishengmaojiao。

woyijing，meizhuyijiaoxia，caidaolegesuliaopingzi。「kaca」yishengqingxiang。woweichizhezheigezishihaoyihuier。

liangjiu，meiyoutingdaolichengxunfufuqishendedongjing，wohuanmantaijiao。chufangliyidianguangliangdoumeiyou，

weiyiyishanchuanghuzaibeiguangchu。womodaozaotaibian，wendaoyisirouwei。woshenshoudakaiguogaishi，

zhengnaqiyigejitui，menkouyoushiyisheng「kaca」。woxinzangyitiao，lianmangaishenzuanjinzhiwujiazixia。

wotingdaolairennieshouniejiaochaozhewozheigefangxianglai。buzijuefangqinghuxi，xinzangdoukuaicongsangziyanlitiaochulai。

xisuyishengqingxiang，wotingdaodahuojidianhuodeshengyin。xiayikeyanqianyipianmingliang。

nazhejituidewohedianzhelazhudelizongbaomianmianxiangqu。lizongbaodengdashuangyanzhizhewo：「ni！nizenmezai——」

woxindaobuhao，gubuleneimeduo，ganjinzuanchuquwuzhutadezui。

gangganghuangluanjianzhanleheihuideshouhelizongbaodezuichupeng。taqianglekou，lianseshunjianheidegenwodeshouyiyang。

woxinxudisonglesong，dishengdao：「wofangkaini，nibuyaojiao。」taheizheliandiandiantou。wofangxinledian，

bashoucongtalianshangnuokai。jiuzailikaideyishunjian，lizongbaoshijingpaikaiwodeshouchaomenbianpaoqu。

tadahandao：「ba！ma！zheigexiaochushengtouchiwomenjiadongxi！」shengyindadegebicundounengtingjian。

buchusuoliaodi，woshenshangyoutianlejidaoxinshang。lizongbaobeidafaqushuijue，

woyigerenguizaiyuanlimianduilichengxunhelixiujuan。lichengxunyinzhelian，shoushangnazhegencuzhuangdeshuzhi。

neishitashangqiankanchaishijiandaode，xianzaichenglegudingde「jiafa」。

lichengxunnazheneigenbiwoshouwanculebuzhidaoduoshaodeshuzhiwangwoshenshangchou。chouyixiamayisheng。

「guoranshigebaiyanlang，yanglezheimeduonianyangchulaigexiaotou！」「yangbushudexiaochusheng，jintianwojiudasini，

kannihaiganbugantouchi！」xinshangjiushangdiejia，wojuedezhiqiandeshangkouhaoxiangyouyaoliekaile。

woniezhezhangxinbugantonghu，zhishiyigejingnieruzhedaoqian。shenshangdemianyizaojiubiandepopolanlan。guolehenjiu，

lichengxunzhongyudaleile。tabashuzhiwangwoshenshangyishuai，lixiujuanganjinbanlebadengzirangtazuoxia。

lixiujuannilewoyiyan，kanlajideyanshen。lichengxunzuimaganle，helekoushui，

chenshengdao：「lihujiaerzigaitaoxifule，nizhunbeizhunbei，guoduanshijiantajiaguolaijieren。」wojingzhule，

yanjingdengdeliuyuan。wotoutinglizongbaohetaneixiegehupenggouyoushuoqiguo。lihutalaoposhentibuhao，

shenghaizideshihounanchanzoule。jilihuliuxiayigezhilizhangaideerzi。chachulaideshihoulihubenlaibuxiangyao，

dantabuyaotadiemayaoa。neikeshitamenweiyidesunzi，bieshuoshizhizhangle，jiusuanshicanfeineiyedeliuxia。

danzheihaibushizhongdian，zuizhongyaodeshi，neigelihuyijingsanshiduole，danwocai18sui！

3.worenzhuhoubeichuanlaidetengtong，bukezhixindikanxianglixiujuan：「keshiwocai18……」「18zenmele，

woma18suijiushenglewole。」lixiujuanqingmiedao：「nisuangeshenmedongxi，

yiweinigenchenglineixieda**sideneimejinguia？womengangfayujiujiehunshengzideduolequle。」

lichengxunyechilesheng：「woyanglenishiduonian，xianzaiyegaidaonibaodadeshihoule，biezhengtianxiangzhechibaifan。」

lichengxunshuozhejiugenlixiujuanhuilewu。wodaizuolehenjiu，zhidaobeiyizhenlengfenghuanxing。liangqiangzheqishen，

dongzuotaida，qianchedaobeihoudeshangkou。wochadianzhongxinguizuozaidi。zhangxinchengzhushizhuo，dengtongchutunquyixie，

wogoulouzheshenziwangwulizouqu。huidaofangjianlideshihouwodeshouyijingkuaiyaodongjiang，lianjiabingliang，

zuibajihuzhangbukai。woqingshouqingjiaozaidishangzuoxia，xiaoxinyiyituoxiayishang。youdeshangkoushenchuxueshui，

heyifunianlianzaiyiqi。shoushangyigeyongli，chadianbayifulianzhepiyiqisixia。wochuleyishenlenghan，

yaojinyaguan，zhongyubatiezaishenshangdesuibusidiao。cuchuanzheaiguozheiyizhentengtong，

woqishenqugebicesuodaledianshui。chongxiguoshangkouhou，wopishangyikuaimabu，zuanjinbingliangdebeiwoli。

shangkoudabufenjizhongzaihoubei，yitangxiajiudailaiyizhenzuanxindetong。zhihaofanguoshenpazhe。woyoudianshuibuzhe，

kanleyanyese，litianlianghaizao。woyoucongchuangshangnuoxialai，pazaichuangdimosuobaitianbeiwobangqilaidezhibi。

nadaozhihouyoucongwode「baibaoxiang」lifanchuhehuochaiheyigenlazhu。

wojiuzheiyangduizhechuanghuyiziyijumonianbenzishangchaoxialaidekewen。nianzhenianzhe，wodesixukaishipiaosan。

worenbuzhuxiangqilichengxunshuodehua。xiangdaoyaobulejitianwojiudejineigejiaoligangdechishananrendangxifu，

woyoukaishijuedehaipa。cunlidenanrendouhuidalaopo。wojianguolichengxunduilixiujuandongshou，

tahelejiuzhihoubiduiwoxiashouhaizhong。jimingshengxiangqi，woduosuoyixia，mengdixinglai。congmengzhongchouli，

woxinyouyujidimole**kou。wozuolegemeng，mengliyougegaodadenanrenshoushangnazhegenmugunzhuizaiwoshenhou。

wohedeshijingmaikaituipao，jicikuaiyaobeizhuidaodeshihou，neigerendouhuitingyihuier，

dengwojinpilijinleyouzhongxinzhuishanglai。xunhuanwangfu，zuihouyicimugunjijiangluodaowotoushangshi，womengdijingxing。

huixiangqizheigemeng，wohunshenyoushiyijiling。youchuleyishenlenghan，woqishenxiangquchonggezao。

jieguohaimeizhanqilaijiutuiyiruanpudaozaizhuoshang。wozheicaiyishidaoshenshangredebuzhengchang。molemoetou，

shouxinbeitangdeyisuo。wochidundixiang，haoxiangshifashaole。fashaoguifashao，huohaishizhaoyangdegan。

bikaishenshangzonghengjiaocuodeshangkou，caocaocalecashenzi，wokaishiganhuo。xianshiyaozuozaofan，

lizongbaozaozaojiuyaoshangxue，lichengxunyaoshangshankanchai，erwohelixiujuanzeshixiadiganhuo。

zuohaofanzhihouyoushiweijiya、shaidouzi、shoushiyuanzi……yiqiedouzuowanzhihou，lixiujuandakaifangmenzoulechulai。

tapielewoyiyan，meishuohua，jingzhiquxishule。wochiyileyixia，haishigenleshangqu。woniezheyijiao，

xiaoshengdao：「wojintiannengbunengbuxiadi……」meidengwoshuowan，lixiujuan「kuang」dibashuitongzazaidishang。

「nishuoshenme？」「wo……wojintianfashaole……」wotaiqitou，bashaodetonghongdelianzhanxianzaitamianqian。

lixiujuanheleyisheng：「jiunijiaogui，chuidianfengjiushengbing，chifandeshihouzenmebujiannishengbing？

「xiangtoulanmendoumeiyou，rangni**jiugan，ganbulejiugun，woyangnibushirangnixiangfude。」

4.shieryueshizuilengdeshihou，guonianqiandajiahuibacaiziboxiaqu，qidaolainianfengshou。

lichengxunhelizongbaozoulezhihou，wogenzhelixiujuanxiadizhongluobu。weiyideyijianmianyibianchengpobutiao，

wozhihaochuanzhexidefahuangdetxu，waimiantaolejiansichuloufengdemaoyi。shenshangyoulengyoure，

zhongleyibanwoshizaichengbuzhule。woqiqiudiwangzhelixiujuan，dantabuzhidaoshimeikandaohaishilandejiwohuiying。

buyuanchudewangyikanwoliansehencha，yangshengdao：「xiujuana，nijiawaershibushidebingla？

kanzhedouyaoyunguoqule，yaoburangtahuiquba？」lixiujuanzhongyukenkanwoyiyan，

dishengmaleju：「meiyongdedongxi。」suijizhuantouduizhewangyixiaodao：「ei，haoxiangshiyoudianfashaole，

worangtahuiquxiexie。」deletadeyunxu，womeizaitingliu，patayoufanhui，ganmangshoushihaolikai。

yijinfangjianwojiupadaozaichuangshang。shuilebuzhidaoduojiu，xinglaideshihouwenduhaoxiangtuileyixie，

shenshangyemeineimetangle。jiudangwogangyaoqilaideshihou，yuanzilichuanlaitiemendakaideshengyin。

woyiweishilixiujuanhuilaile，meiyoudongzuo。danguolehuier，yidaonanshengxiangqi。「xiujuan，xiujuan……」

neishengyinyikaishihaihenyuan，jiezheyuelaiyueda。wocoudaochuanghubianqukan，

xiayikehezhengduizhewodeyishuangyanjingduishang。「！」woheleyitiao，buzhidaotashenmeshihouzouguolaide。

wojiangzheshengyin：「wangshushuhao。」wangjianguokandaowoyeshiyileng，henkuaixiaoqilai：「shizhaodia，

nimazaijiabu？」woyaoleyaotou：「buzai，tazhongdiqule。」wangjianguoyouxiaolexia，meishuohua。

tayanshenluozaiwoshenshang，muguangzhujianbianshen。wobumingsuoyidihuishi，xinlimomingyouxiebuan。

「wozhaonimayoujishier，jiuzaizheidengtahuilaiba。」wodaidaididianlediantou。

wangjianguozuijiaoxiaoyibianshen：「zenme，buqingwangshujinquzuozuo？」wojitakailemen，

danwowulimeiyoukeyizhaodaikerendedongxi，weiyiyibayiziyeshiqueletuide，

qianxietiancaibeiwoyongjiaodaichanqilai。gangyaoshuorangtaquyuanziliwojitadaoshui，

zhuantoujiujiantayijingzuozailewochuangshang。「wangshu，woqujinidaobeishui。」

wohouzhihoujuefaxiantayanshenyouxiebuduijing，xianzaizhixiangcongzheigewuzililikai。「eibuji，

wangshuyehenjiumeijianzhenile，laizuoxialiaoliaotian。」wangjianguoqianzhuwodeshouwan，wolikechajuedaotadexinsi，

miansetieqing。「woxianzaibufangbianwangshu，gaitianba。」woliqimeitada，xianzaiyoufazheshao，zhengleliangxia，

meizhengkai，fanerbeitaandaoleshouwanshangshuciliekaideshangkou。wotengdemianbuchouchu，

xiayimiaoxiuzibeiwangjianguolushangqu。「qiaozheixiaogebozenmebeidachengzheiyangle。」

wangjianguoyanlixingfenbujian：「nizaizheijialitiantianbeida，burugenlewangshu，wangshutengni。」jingjujiaojiazhixia，

wobugushoushangdeshangtong，chentafangsongshiqiangxingcongtashouzhongzhengtuo。julifangmenliangbuzhiyao，jiuyaochupengdaoshi，