zuixinxiaoshuokuangwuzhuixuluchenxiaoyiyingzhengtijiegoushejidebucuo，xinlimiaoxieyebijiaodaowei，rangrentongkuailinli，luojiganyebijiaoqiang，feichangtuijian。gushijianjie：suiranshuo，zheizhongqingkuanghuanzuoshisheiluchendouhuijiu，danmingxianzheiduijiedidoushiyouqianren，tabudeyaodianbaochoushade？……
第17章
翠湖别墅。
chenlishanhuangchengyouwupinluozaibieshuli，genzheluchenjinlebieshu。
yiguanshangmen，chenlishanbiantingzhujiaobu，lengyanningshizheluchen。
“luxiansheng，womenliaoliao。”
luchenniutoupiaoleyanchenlishan，cumeidao：“nixiangliaosha？”
“shangcijiandaolaobanzheimeshitai，haishizaijiazubitalianyindeshihou。”
chenlishanwenwenzhanzaiyuandi，shuangshoujiaochatiezaifujian，xiangyizuoxiaoshan，touluchujirenporenqishi，shengyinyeshisipingbawen，buronghulve。
“dangshijiazuyitafuqinxiangbi，tacaitongyilezheimenqinshi。”
“hunhounisuiranyouxiehunao，buguoniduilaobanhaisuanzunzhong，suoyitafanshiyedouhuiweinikaolv。”
“danzheiduanshijian，nizuodetaiguohuole！”
luchentaitaishoudaduandao：“zhishuoba，nixiangbiaodashenme？”
“yilaobanxiashudeshenfen，jiniyigejinggao！”
chenlishanzouxiangluchen，bufahuanmanqiejianding，xiangshilierenbijinliewu，jirenyizhongqiangliedeweixianxinhao。
“等等！”
luchentuihouliangbu，yumendao：“nibuhuishixiangzouwoyidun，jitachuchuqiba？”
chenlishanwunaidao：“meibanfa，laobantaijinilianle。tadeweirenzuobuchuzheizhongshi，danwoxiangshishiyongzheizhongfangshirangnibiandeanfenxie。”
shishishangchenlishanxiangzouluchenhenjiule，ruofeixiaoyiyingyizhizuzhi，huanzuorenheyigeyouxuexingdenanren，douwufarongrenluchenyierzaizaiersandireshishengfei！
jiranhaotingbuquan，neijiugancuilaiyingde！
zhiyaobaluchenzoujinyiyuanlitanggeshitianbanyue，xiaoyiyingdeshijiejiuhuifengpinglangjing。
youqishishejidaozheicihehongxingjituandehezuo，chenlishanzhidaozheiduixiaoyiyinglaishuoyiyizhongda。
zuotianxiaoyiyingjiedaoyangzhuguandianhuadeshihou，tajiuzaishenpang，tanengqingchuganzhidaoneishilaobanjinianlaizuigaoxingdeyike！
yinci，chenlishanxiangyongzijidefangshi，gaodingluchenzheigenjiaoshigun！
“woqu！niyoubingba！wozhaonirenile！”
陆尘感到荒诞好笑。
xiaoyiyingdebaobiaojuranzizuozhuzhangyaozouta？
“luchen，wozhidaonihuixiequanjiaogongfu，suoyibuyongliushou！”
shuoba，chenlishanturanjianfaqigongshi，yigejianbushanchongguolai。
梆！
luchentiaojianfanshebantichuyijiao，lakaishenwei。
zheiyituiruoshitizhongzhaoxinglongneiqunhunhun，qimaduangenleigu。
danchenlishanshibuduichushen，jibengongzhashi，shentisuzhijihao，zhishituihouliangbubianjianglidaoxiedeqiqibaba，duanzantingdunhou，zaicipujin。
“真是服了！”
“yitiantianbushidajia，jiushizaidajiadelushang……”
“hairangburangrenxiaotinghuiera！”
luchenyibiantucaobaoyuan，yibianyingduichenlishandemenggong，quejirenyizhongyourenyouyudeganjue。
erlou，tingdaodongjingdexuqianjiaopaochulaichakan，diyishijianjingranmeikanchuzheishizhenda，haiyiweizheilianglianzhewanerni。
xuqianjiaolianguotaiquandaohesandagedou，danxuedebingbushen，zhishiyixiejichudefangshenshu。
cishijiandaolianggequanjiaogaoshouduilian，bujinchanshenglexingqu，fuzhelangankandejinjinyouwei，haibuwangdiaokanluchenliangju。
“weiluchen，nidaodixingbuxinga！”
“zheijiubeidademeiyouhaishouzhilile？”
“yizhifangshousuanzenmehuishiya，nidaoshizhudongjingonga！”
“qie，nigezhazha，yaoshiwoshang，qimayousiwucifangongjihui！”
xuqianjiaozheixiediaokanluchendewanxiaohua，querangzuoweiduishoudechenlishanmianhongerchi。
shide，lianxuqianjiaodoukandechulai，luchenzhifangshoumeijingong，nalishizhuabuzhushiji，ershiguyirangzhechenlishan，buxiangshangrenni。
erqie，mingmingchenlishanshiyonghunshenjieshudeqianggongmengda，quanbubeiluchenqingyihuajie，shenzhidachulejiqiangdeguanshangxing。
zheizuyishuoming，luchendegongfuyuanzaichenlishanzhishang！
“切，逊爆了。”
“chenshubiegentalianle，fangtayimasuanle。”
xuqianjiaohuayingangluo，luchenzhuazhuyigeshijifeituijibu，lianmangbaishoudao：“goulegoule，jiudangfangwoyimaxingleba，nibuxiangxiaban，laozihaixiangxizaoshuijueni！”
jianluchenqidingshenxiandezitai，yileidemantoudahandechenlishanyufaqueding，zheijiahuofenmingshiguyirangzhezijide！
taningyuanaijijizhongquan，yebuyuanyiluchenrangzheta！
yushichuanzhecuqinuchongchongzhiwendao：“weishenmebuhaishou，qiaobuqiwoma！”
luchenbaishoushuodao：“zanliangliandebuyiyang，nidadeshijuntiquan，erwoshideshiguwushu，dongqizhengelai，rongyishangjineifu，suoyishimenguijuyanli，bunengqingyiduiputongrenshizhangongfu！”
chenlishanbijingshilianjiazi，lveyixiangbianmingbailedagaiyisi。
dongwu，youqingshouzhongshouzhifen。
wuzheduifuxunchangbaixing，yibanwuxuxiazhongshou，jiunengqingyifangdaoduishou。
danruguoduifuxiangtazheiyangdelianjiazi，zhinengshizhanzhongshou，cainengfenchushengfu。
eryidanshizhanzhongshou，qingzeshangjindonggu，zhongzehuiduiwuzangliufuzaochengbukenideshanghai。
luchenyizailiushou，bushiguyirangzheta，ershibuxiangzhongshangta。
xiangtongzheixie，chenlishanhuanhuantuchuyikouqi，baoquanshuodao：“duoxie！wo，ganbaixiafeng！”
“慢走不送。”
陆尘转身上了楼。
chenlishandeshixiangensuiluchenyidonglehuier，yuyanyouzhilexia，zuizhongmeiyouzaikaikou。
taneixinhenshiyihuo，yanqianzheigejiahuo，zhenshitasuorenshideluchen？
yaozhidao，yigerucixinshouwudederen，renpinzaicha，younengchadaonaliquni？
二楼。
xuqianjiaojiaozhuluchen：“jinwanliaodezenmeyang，zhangjiameiweinanniba？”
“zhangjiasuanlaoji！”luchenbuxiedao。
“shaoshuodahuale，yaoshizhenbubazhangjiafangzaiyanli，neinizenmehaiyifuqichongchongdeyangzi？”
tidaozheige，luchenxiangqineijianshilai：“nimeigaosuxiaoyiying，womenhelinzhijiangchifandeshi？”
xuqianjiaowuyudao：“wobushiheduanpianerleme，nayoushijiangaosuta。”
“nanguai，tadaoxianzaihaiyiwei，hongxingjituanshangyidedailiquan，shizhangjiabangtaladeni！”luchenlengxiao。
“ha？niyemeigaosuta？”
“yikaishiwoyiweinigaosutale，jiumeishuo，shengdexiangyaogongyiyang！woyoubushizhangzilongneigetiangou，landegentaduofeichunshe。zaishuowoliantahaomadoumeiyou……”
luchenfanzaodao：“benlaiganggangxiangshuode，dantaneitaidu，wokanzhedoulaiqi，jiugentaduiqilaile！”
xuqianjiaodeyanshenjiuxiangzaikanyige**：“duodaderenle，nengbunengchengshudian！niyaoshibuqinkougaosuta，dasitayexiangbudaoshinibangleta！”
luchenbaibaishou：“aisuibianba！zheijianshidaociweizhi，zhiyaotabielaifanwojiuhao！”
qishiluchenbushimeixiangguozhijiegaosuxiaoyiyingzhenxiang。
danzixiyixiang，renzhule。
shouxian，tashuodehua，xiaoyiyingyidingbuhuixiangxin，tazongbunengzaimafanlinzhijiangchulaibangtazuozhengba？
renjialinzhijiangshihedengyangdeshenfen，nengshuangkuaidibangzhuta，jiuyijinghengouyisile，tabuxiangzaijibierentianmafan。
hekuangweizheizhongshiqingzuozheng，zaibierenyanlinanmianyouxienaoxiaohua。
qici，taxiangdeshijinkuailihun，hexiaoyiyingpieqingguanxi。
ruguorangxiaoyiyingzhidaoqianletayifentiandarenqing，wanyibuyuanyilihun，huozhewuyiweitashidatui，xianglaolaobaozhu，fanerbuyuanyilihunle，neikezenmeban？
suoyiluchenxuanzeshunqiziran，xuqianjiaoaishuobushuo，fanzhengtalandeshuo。
yaoshimeiyouzhangjiamaochulaigaozheiyichu，luchenyagenbuxiangtizheijianshi。
buguoxianzai，luchenchedidezuilezhangzilongyijiaren，xiangyaodashihuaxiao，shijueduibukenengdele，neimeluchenjuebuyunxuzhangjiachashouzheimenshengyi！
zhuzhangdirenqiyandeshier，shazidoubuhuigan，luchendangranbuhuilianshazidouburu！
yushi，luchenchonglegeliangchulai，diyishijianbotonglelinzhijiangdehaoma……
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