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第七章我要杀了你！
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ershenjiazhongrenzeshibanxinbanyi。
这时。
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chenhaoyoufeichubagenyinzhen。
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下一秒！
噗！
shenlaomengdizuoqi，yikouheixuepensaerchu。
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“爹？”
沈老三惊呆了！
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“shideyeye。”shenjiayudiantou。
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“haodechenxiansheng，woyidingjinibanmingmingbaibaide！”
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“本月十九号吧。”
“好！”
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陈昊不为所动。
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“buguoniyebuyongqutouqiang，rangnilaopoquyechangmai，yitadezise，meiyuemaigejiwan...”
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砰！
玻璃被砸了个粉碎。
“啊！！！”
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“woyaoshaleni！”yuanzhangshuangmuxinghonghoudao：“nizhibuzhidao，zheiweichenxianshengyishutaotian，shiyiweijueshishenyi，woxianghuayiyiqingtajiwodangzuoguanyishi。”
“jieguo**bachenshenyiwangsilisun，nishitulegeyishizuikuai，wotamasunshicanzhongle，nihaiwomeinianzhishaoshaozhuanshigeyinizhidaobu？”
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