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rangsuziwenzhenjingdebuzhiyoushennianyidehua，tongshihaiyoutaneizhangchengshuqiezhixingdelian。
shenjiaoshouyouyitouxiulideheifa，fashaoweijuan。
meimuqingleng，tongrenshichuncuidehei，bifengxiuting，zuichunboerrun，neiyitaiyanxianghudieshandongchibang。
zheijiaoshouqueshizhangdetinghaokandeha，biaozhundeqinglengyujielian。
28suizenmehaizheimeshuilinga?
28suijiunengbeipinweijiaoshouderenyebuduo，zheimeshuoqilaishiyigeyounaoziyouyoumeimaodejipinnvren?
zheiyangderenzhendehuiyichongdongjiulazhezijiquminzhengjulingzhengjiehunma?
suziwen：“shenjiejie，nizhendejiuzheimejuedingle?”
shennianyi：“zheishiwomenfumudingxiadehunyue，wokangjubule。”
suziwen：“zheidoushenmeniandaile，haibaobanhunyinni?!”
yaodizhizheizhongesudelouxi!!
shennianyiyanshenyileng：“fankangzhiyoushubuqingdemafanshi。haiyou，zaibuguoquminzhengjujiuxiabanle。”
suziwen：“neijiuxiabanba，wobuxiangjiehun。”
tazhijiebaxinzhongsuoxiangshuolechulai。
sheijia18suijiehunhefaa?yejiuzheigedianshijieba!!
ganggangchuanyueguolaihaodaiyaoxiangshouyixiafuerdaidexiaosarenshengba。
shennianyisihuhenganshijian，taqiangyingdejiangsuziwentuijinlefujiashibingjitaxihaoleanquandai。
zhuantouzijizuozaizhujiashiweishang，yilujiasuwangminzhengjukai。
shengpasuziwentiaochepaole。
qishitadedanxinwanquanshiduoyude，suziwenbingmeiyouxiangxunsideniantou。
liangfangjiazhanghenvfangdoutongyi，tazaizheiyangzhetengxiaqukendinghuiyoushubuqingdemafanshi。
laidaominzhengju，yixilieliuchengzouwangangganghaowudian。
chulaideshihouxialedianxiaoyu。
wuyunjuanleyoujuan，yansexiangshixiguozangmobudeshui。
qilianshizuijinzongshixiayu，mianmianmimideluoxia，putiangaidichebuduandechouxu。
suziwenwangzhezheiyangdetiankonggantanleyiju：“huanjingcemianchentuorenwuxinli。”
shennianyizhanzaitadepangbian，jiangjiehunzhengshouzaibaolihouzhuanshendasanzouxiangche。
quanchengdoumeiyouzaizenmegoutong，suziwenfaxianzheiweishenjiaoshoubutaishuohuaa。
suziwen：“shenjiejie。”
kanzheduifangjijiangfache，suziwenmeirenzhujiaoletayixia。
“干什么?”
shennianyijiangchechuangdakai，yanjinglenglengdekanzheta。
suziwen：“nixihuanwoma?”
沈念一：“……”
yinweizheiwugezi，lianggerenzhijiandekongqifangfodoulengdaoyaojiebingle!!!
shennianyibenlaimeiyoushenmebiaoqing，tingdaozheijuhuahouxiumeiweicu。
“你没事吧?”
“ruguobuxihuanwoweishenmejiuyidingyaoxianzaijiehun?woxiangnizheiyangderenjiusuanshifumuzhijiandejuedingyebuhuiqingyidayingba。”
kanzheiqizhizhangxiangjiuzhidaoshiduliqiejiaoaodenvrenba。
shennianyi：“jielehuntamenjiubuhuizaitiantiancuiwo。ruguonibuyuanyineiwomenjiuzuoyoumingwushidefuqi，zaijiarenmianqianzhuangyizhuangjiuxingle。”
suziwen：“……e^nideng——”
huahaimeishuowan，shennianyiyoukaichezoule。
zenmelaoshibutingrenshuohuani?
huashuozheijiaoshouhaizhenshilengdan。
哪方面都冷淡吗?
neifuqishenghuohainengxingfuma?
(buyaowuhui，shizhengjingxingfu。)
“呸。”
suziwenxiangdaozheili，ganjinyongshoupaileyixianaozi。
xiangshenmeni?neigenzijiyouguanxima?
……
……
……
shennianyifumudaodishizenmexiangde?
zhenshiele，18suichunqingnandadoubufangguo!!
nanbuchengjiuyinweigangmanshibasui~
zhidaodiertianzaoshangsuziwenhaizaixiangzuotianjiehundeshiqing。
zijifumuyoushizenmetongyide?lianggerenchaleshisuia!
baganzidabuzhedeguanxi，zenmejiunengchengweijiehunduixiangde?
“欸老苏啊”
zaobakeqian，zhanggangkanzhesuziwenzaineibiankunaojiuyonggebodingleyixiatadeshenzi：“niyizhizainiantaoshenmeni?”
suziwenshuangshouchadou，kaozheyibei：“meishi。”
jiaoshilixianzaihaiyoudianchaonao，dengdaoshangkelingyixiangshunjiananjingxialai。
henkuai，shennianyibiannazheshuheupantazhegaogenxiezoulejinlai。
tayijinlaizaijiaoshiliyinqilexiaofanweidexuanhongdong。
“wa，zheilaoshihaohaokan!”
“neishizanmenxuexiaozhimingdemeinvjiaoshoushennianyi，shenjiaoshou。”
“28suidejiaoshouneiyinggaihenniubiba?”
“renjialiuxuehaiwaiboshihuilaizhijiebeipinweizanxuexiaofujiaoshoule。”
“单身吗?”
“wenzheigegansha，jiusuanbushidanshenyebushinide。laihamaxiangchitianerou?”
“滚傻逼”
dabufentongxuedouzaizantanzheshennianyidemeimao，zhiyousuziwenwuyudenaolenaotou。
zhanggangkanzheyanjingdouzhile。
shennianyiqizhishizaishitaituchule，gaotiaoxianshou，qinglengdeqizhixiangyifuliubaideshanshuihua。
ersuziwenkanzhejiangtaishangdeshennianyimeitouzhouchenglexiaoshanqiu：“fule，zenmediyijiekejiushita。”
zhanggang：“laosu，nishibushishenxinbutaijiankang?weishenmejiandaomeinvdediyifanyingshiyanfanni?”
苏子文：“……”
zhanggang：“nigaibuhuishiwan……ba?”
suziwen：“nishibushiyoubing?”
“haoletongxuemenanjingyixia，womenxianlaidianming，diandaomingzidetongxuehandao。”
shennianyijiangchuandeheisezhangdayifangzaileyibian，naqizhuozishangdedianmingcedao：“cengxiaolong”
“到!”
“蔡坤坤”
“哎哟，到。”
shennianyiwangshangkanletayiyan：“diandaojiudiandao，buyaofachuqitaqiguaideshengyin。xiayigeliyibai”
“到。”
jiuzheiyangyigeyouyigeshennianyideyusudouhenpingwen。
zhidaochuxianleneigenanren。
“苏子文”
niantamingzideshihoushennianyimingxiandetingdunlesanmiao。
suziwendiyifanyingqishibutaixianghuiyingta。
yinweimeiyouhuiyingquanbanyedouanjingxialai，tamenxunsizhenaweidashendiyitianshangkejiunengtaoma?!
qiliandaxueyeshiquanguopaimingqianwudemingxiaoni，zheigemenzhenyonga。
zhanggangganjinpaileyixiasuziwendehoubei：“jiaonini。”
suziwenzheicaibuqingbuyuandeshuo：“dao。”
shennianyifangyanwangqukandaosuziwenzuozaizuihouyipai。
tayuanbenyemeiyouduodadebiaoqing。
banshang，sihushixiangdaoshenmedixiatoulailenglengdishuo：“zheiwei，sutongxue，nizuozaineimehoumianganshenme?”
苏子文：“……”
shennianyi：“qianmianzhenghaoyougekongwei，nilaizuozheili。”
苏子文：“……”
zheijueduishiguyizhenduiba!
suziwenzheibianbingmeiyourenhededongjing。
shennianyi：“kuaidianlai，wobuxiangzaishuodierbian，buyaoyinweiniyigedanwuquanbantongxuedeshangkeshijian。”
meibanfa，suziwennaqizijideshuzaisuoyourendezhushixialaidaodiyipaizuohao。
genshennianyimianduimian，zheiweizhikezhenbucuo!
shennianyijixudianming，danggangcaizheijianshiqingmeiyoufasheng。
“e^tongxue。”zuozaisuziwenpangbiandeyigexiaotianmeiyongshouzhichuolechuotadegebo。
苏子文：“干啥?”
“nishiredaoshenjiaoshoulema?tahaomingxiandezhenduinia。neimeduorendouzuohoumian，jiuzhibanijiaodaoqianmianlai……”
苏子文无语。
sheiyoushimeishixiandereta，jiushijielegehuneryi。
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