《kuangyiwangxu》shiyibujifuxiangxiangliheqihuansecaidedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo,youfengyungungunjingxinchuangzuo。gushizhong,wuleiyingqingyuezhishenyuyigeshenmideshijie,zhankaileyiduanguanyuyouyi、yongqihexinrendemaoxianzhilv。wuleiyingqingyuemianduizhegezhongmofaheguaiwu,tongguozhihuiheyongganzhanshenglekunnan,zuizhongdadaolemubiao。xujiazhuzhiganjuenaoqiaoteng,taxiangshuode,mingmingshixunjiashijueduihuichushoujingpaide,erxunjiazhiyaochushoujingpai,gaijimianzideshiyidingyaojide,bujimianzi……jiangdailingduzhejinruyigeshenqihelingrenzhemideqihuanshijie。
jiujingshiwuleideyexinbaoluchulai,haishigaojiamuziliangrenqianlaidemudebaoluchulai,zheiyike,wuleishiyiqingerchule。
yuanlai,tamenzheimexinjihuoliaodeganlai,yinyangguaiqidechaofeng,xiuru,weidegenbenjiubushitahegaolililihundeshiqing,dangran,yeshiyouzheigeyuanyin,fouze,tamenzenmehaoyisishangmenyaocaichanni。
wuleidunshixiaole,xiaorongchongmanlechaofenghebiyi。
shuodezheimenanting,jiushihaipazijibazheifangzihecaichandoujuweijiyouma?
还真是,不要脸啊。
kanzhewuleilianshangdexiaorong,gaomuhegaoxiaohudeliansedunshinankanqilai,tamenyoubusha,zenmekenengkanbuchulaiwuleishichaofengzijini。
yigebeigaolilisaodichumenderen,yigepingyongdaojidianderen,yeganchaofengtamen?
zheirangzheijinianbeirenchuizhepengzhe,gaogaozaishangxiguanledegaojiamuzi,ruhenenggourenshoudele!
“wulei,nixiaoshenmexiao,nandaowomenshuodebuduima?fangzichezihaiyouqiandoushiwonvergaolilizhenglaide,zheiliyouniyifenqiandedongxima?nijiranhewonverlilehun,niyoushenmezigehaizhuzaizheili,xiangshouzhewonverzhenglaidezheixie,niyigedananren,feiyaozheimebuyaolianma?”
wuleikanzheqijibaihuaidegaomu,turanbuxiangshengqile,zheifuzuilian,kanzhezhenexina,danshihaojingcaia。
“zheixieshininverzhenglaidebujia,danyeshiwoqianzideshihou,tamingquetichu,yaojiwode,nimenjintianlaizheilishishenmeyisi,woyijingqingchule,shilaiyaohuizheixiecaichandeshima?”
shuodaozheili,wuleixiaole,dianlediantou,dao:“haoa,meiwenti,zhibuguo,nimenyeshuole,zheishinimennverzhengdecaichan,suoyi,nimenyaoshouhuiqu,wozongyaohetashuoyishengde,woxianzaijiujitadadianhua,zhiyaotayijuhua,suoyoudeyiqie,doushinimende,fangxin,wodeyanjingli,haikanbushangzheidiandongxi。”
shuowan,wuleijiunachushouji,jiuyaobotonggaolilidedianhua。
ergaomuhegaoxiaohudelianseshunjianbiandehuangluanqilai,gaomugengshizhijieshangqianbashoujiduoleguoqu,shengpawuleidachuzheigedianhua。
wuleilikejiuxiaole,guoranrutasuoliaoyiyang,gaojiamuzizuozheizhongshiqing,genbenjiumeiyougaosugaolilibandian。
eranzhaozijilejiezhongdegaolili,yeshijueduibuhuizuochuzheizhongexinrendeshiqinglaide。
qiebushuogaolilixianzaishenjiabufei,genbenjiubuhuizaihuzheidiandongxi,napaduizijihaiyouyidiandiandekuijiuzhixin,gaoliliyebukenengzuochuzheizhongshiqing。
genghekuang,gaolilishixiangyaohezijichediduanjueguanxi,zheigeshihou,yongzheizhongfangshilaijinuziji,duigaoliliyoushenmehaochuma?
meiyou,chulehuaichu,yidianhaochudoubuhuiyou。
“zheishouji,shiwozijihuaqianmaide,niqiangwoshoujizuoshenme?e,wozhidaole,nimenlaiyaocaichanzheizhongshi,gaolilibuzhiqingba,yedui,yigaolilidepiqi,ruguozhidaonimenzuochulezheizhongshiqing,kongpa,huidafaleitingba。”
wuleixiaohehedekaikou,zheifuqingmiedeyangzi,gengshibagaojiamuziqidebuqing。
gaomulenglengdekanzhewulei,dao:“meicuo,womenlaizheili,dequemeiyougaosulili,danshi,wobujuedewoyouzuocuoshenme,zheicaichanjiushiwonverde,heniwuguan,wulei,nifeiyaobuyaoliandezhanjushiba?”
gaoxiaohuzheishihouyijingqidezhijiechongshangquzhuazhulewuleideyiling,nushengdao:“wulei,wogaosuni,nihewojieyijinglihunle,zheilideyiqiedoushiwojiede,wojiedejiushiwofumude,wofumudejiushiwode,niganqiangwodedongxi,laozijiugannongsinizheigewangbadan。”
zheihuashuode,dangzhenshibuyaolianle。
gaoxiaohu,jingranhaizhendeshuodechukou。
wuleicike,lianseyijinglenglexialai,kanzhegaoxiaohuzhuazhezijiyilingdeshou,lengshengdao:“nijiranqingchuwohenijieyijinglihunle,neime,nihewojiumeiyoushenmeguanxikeyanle,suoyi,wobuguanniyouduo**,danshinimeiyouzigezaiwomianqiansaye,woyemeiyoujixurongrennideliyou,bashoufangkai,fouze,shiwoduinibukeqi。”
daxinyanlijiukanbushangwuleidegaoxiaohuyouzenmekenengpalewuleideweixieni,faner,wuleideweixie,rangtabiandegengjiakuangwangleqilai。
“fangshoushiba?nirangwofangshoushiba,hao,wokanniyouduoniu。”
gaoxiaohuyanjingjianjianbiandehenlaqilai,zhuazhewuleiyilingdeshoufeidanmeiyousongkai,lingyizhishougengshiwochenglequantou,zhijiexiangzhewuleidelianshangzaqu。
zheiyiquanzazhong,zenmeyeyaorangwuleikoubiliuxuede。
tashidadingzhuyile,yaojiwuleiyidianyansekankan。
gaomukandaozheiyimu,zhishilengyankanzhe,meiyourenhezulandeyisi,zaitayanzhong,wuleigoupidoubushi,taerzigaoxiaohucaishizuizhongyaodeneige,bujiushijiaoxunjiaoxunyigewuleima?bieshuodayiquanle,daduantuitadoubuhuizaiyide。
keshi,ranggaojiamuzizenmedoumeiyouxiangdaodeyimufashengle。
gaoxiaohudequantoubingmeiyouluozaiwuleidelianshang,ershi,zhijiebeiwuleitaishoudangzhule,zheihaibusuan,gaoxiaohuxiangyaozhengzhadeshihou,jingshiyongjinleliqidoumeiyouzhengtuo,zhiganjueyigujudadeliliangzaijinjindechezhuleta。
wulei,jingranyouzheimedadeliqi?
pingrilikanzhepiqiwenhe,sisiwenwen,haoxiangyigelaohaorensheidoubuhuidezuidewulei,jingran,youzheiyangdeyimian?
gaojiamuzibuzhidaodehaiduozheni,danshijintian,tamenzhudinghuikandaoyigetamencongweijiandaoguodewulei。
wuleizhuazhegaoxiaohudeshou,shengyinfangfomeiyouleganqing,yanshenmanshidanmo,kandegaoxiaohu,jingshiquanshenyizhan,youyizhongbeimengshoudingshangdeganjue。
“jiranwoshuodehua,nimenbudanghuishi,neiyehao,jiuyongshishilaigaosunimen,biezhaorewoleba。”
huayinluoxia,wuleiliansebubian,zhuazhegaoxiaohushouwandeshouzhangqueshikaishiyongli,erxiayike,biantingdaogaoxiaohudecanjiaoshengxiangqi,zaikan,zhikandaogaoxiaohudeshouwandouyijingchengxianchulebuguizedexingzhuang,rensheidoukandechulai,gaoxiaohudeshou,buduanyechabuduole。
gaomugengshikandetoupifama,lianmangchongshangqianqu,pokoudama:“wulei,nizheigelangzaizi,nijiwofangshou,nijiwofangshoua,nijingrangandawoerzi,woyaoshaleni,woyaoshalenia。”
mianduizheipokoudama,chongshanglaidegaomu,wuleizhishilengmodekanleyiyan,jiuzheiyiyan,quekandegaomubuganzaishangqianle。
zheiyanshen,rangtatongyangganjuedaoleweiju,erzijierzidecanyang,gengshirangtazhandou,wulei,gouhena。
wuleilenghengyisheng,songkailegaoxiaohu,lengshengdao:“xianzaiquyiyuan,haibuwan,zaiwan,zheizhishou,jiuzhendefeile,gaoxiaohu,zheiyici,zhishijiniyigexiaoxiaodechengjie,yihou,zaiganduiwoyoubandianbujing,worangnizheibeizidoumeiyoushuangshou!gunba。”
gaoxiaohucikeliansecangbaiwubi,juliedetengtong,rangtadouyaoshuobuchuhualaile。
tashihenbudexianzaijiuzailewulei,kexianshideqingkuangshi,tayezhiganshuodianhenhuale。
“wulei,nidengzhe,jintianzheigechou,woyidinghuibaode,nidengzhe,nijiwodengzhe。”
“buguanshicaichandeshi,haishijintianniduiwodongshouzheijianshi,zanmenmeiwan!bushiyaojiwojiedadianhuama?xing,zheiyici,buyongnida,wojiezuitengwole,nidaduanwodeshouyeshishishi,wojiurangwojiejiekankan,nidezhenmianmujiujingshishenme,wokannihaiyoushenmelianmian,jixuzhuzaizheili。”
“ma,zanmenzou,xianquyiyuan,zheigechou,woyidinghuibaode!”
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