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youjigerendangjijiushilengxiao：“haha，zhenshihuojiujian，juranyourenzaijindianlitoudongxi，tanengzoudechuqu？”
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xiaoqingfengyeshiyilianmengbi，yaotoushuodao：“zhei……woshuokankannimenzheilidehuangjinsuo，youmeishuoyidingyaomai，nizenmenengxuekoupenren？”
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shia，zheigelaotoukanqilaidouyouqibashisui，bieshuodatale，jiusuanqingqingpengyixia，laotoutangzaidishang，ezijizenmeban？
xinghaolaotouxianshuole，burantamenjintiankendingjiutanshangguansile！
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weiguanderenqunfanzhengshishibuguanji，douxipixiaoliandedashengyilun。
xiaoqingfengkanlekanweiguanderenqun，yemeiyoushuohua，zhishiyaotoushuodao：“xianzai，wokeyizouleba？”
menwaituimenjinlaiyigejingli，kandaozheiliweizheyiqunren，zhoumeishuodao：“zenmehuishi？”
xiaolinkandaojingli，jiuhaoxiangkandaolejiuxing：“liujingli，zheigelaotoutoulewomenyifuhuangjinsuo，haisihuoburenzhang，shuoshenmehuaiyicongwu，nindaiwomenqukankanjiankong，yidingshita！”
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xiaoqingfengchadianmeibeiqisi。
benyiweilaileyigejinglijiunenghaitaqingbai，meixiangdaozheigejinglijuranyerendingleshitatoude。
xiaoqingfengbaguaizhangfangzaishenqian，yaotoushuodao：“wogenbenmeitounimendedongxi，daonaliwodoushizheiyijuhua。”
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xiaolinshuangyanyiliang，duie，wozenmemeiyouxiangdao！
jindiandetanceqidoubuzenmeshiyong，danshijiugenjichang、gaotiezhandejinshutanceqichabuduo，ruguoshizheilaotoutoude，tanceqijiuyidinghuibaojing！
xiaolinjimangnalaitanceqi，liujinglijiangtanceqikaiji，jiancedoushizhengchangde，kanzhexiaoqingfengshuodao：“laoyezi，wozaishuoyici，weilebimianwomenshuangfangdounankan，nihaishizhudongjiaochulai，yaoburanbeiwomenchadao，duisheidemianzishangdoubuhaokan。”
“woshuole，genbenmeitounimendedongxi。”xiaoqingfengcongyafenglimaochuyijuhua。
“hehe，neiwozhihaodezuile。”liujinglitankouqi，nazhejinshutanceqizaixiaoqingfengdeyaojianzheimeyihuang，tabenlaixiangshunzhexiaoqingfengdeyaowangshang，danshitanceqiquefachulebaojingdeshengyin。
didi，didi，didi……
liujingliyileng，meixiangdaozijidiyicixiashou，jiubeitajimengduile！
liujinglihaoxiaodeyaotou，huanglehuangshoulidetanceqi，xiaodao：“laoyezi，zheigetanceqiyijingbaojing，shuominghuangjinsuojiuzainishenshang，zheihuinihaiyoushenmehuashuo？”
xiaoqingfengqiguaidekanzhejingli。
tanachuyigepowanyi，zaizijideyaojiantance，zheigedongxijiuxiangle。
danshi，zheinengshuomingshenme？
zheibuguaixiaoqingfeng，tazaishanlixiuxingleqishinian，genbenbuzhidaoyoujinshutanceqizheizhongdongxi。
xiaoqingfengwunaideyaoyaotou，diantoushuodao：“biezhengzheixiemeiyongde，wowenni，shuowotounimendongxi，nimenyouzhengjuma？”
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