xinshutuijian，《kuangzhanshenwei》youmeihuasannongqingxinchuangzuodeyibendoushishenghuoleixingdexiaoshuo，benxiaoshuodezhujiaozhoujunsunqian，wenzhongdeaiqinggushiqimeierchunjie，wenbijijia，shilituijian。xiaoshuojingcaiduanluoshidu：bingwangjiejiaguitian，huidaoxiaoqudangbaoan！tayikaozhefeifandeshenshouhezhihui，zaifanhuadoushizhizhonghundefengshengshuiqi！benyiweikeyiguoshangpingdananjingdeshenghuo，quebucengxianggesemeinvjiezhongerzhi，zheihuahuashijie，rangtagaihequhecong？...
“nishuozheixiea，woyiqianzaidianshishangkandaode，juedeyouyisijiujiujilexialai，meixiangdaozheidongxijuranshizhende。”
zhoujunzhinengbiangeliyoulaitangsaisunqian，tazongbunengshuozijishisaodanglejitiaojiededapaidiandedaodejingyanba。
mianduizhoujundezheigeliyou，sunqianziranbuxin，buguotayemeiyoujixuzhuiwenxiaqu。
“nizhuanqianyeburongyi，wobaqianjini。”
sunqianshuozhe，congkoudailitaochuyidiebaiyuandachaochulai。
“jie，nizheishiganshenme，woyoumeihuaqian，nizenmehaijiwoqian？”
“xiaojun，zanmengangrenshi，nizhuanqianburongyi，zheiyiqianduokuaiqiannishouzhe，yaoburandehuazheiyifujiejiewokebunengyao。”
sunqianzhiyiyaojiqian，zhoujunxinxiang，zheiqiankendingbunengshou，zheiyaoshishoule，kebushishengfenlema？
“jie，nizheishishuodenalihua，renjiashuosongrenmeiguishouyouyuxiang，wozheishijiehuaxianfo，erqienihaijiwojieshaolegongzuo，wosongdiandongxishiyinggaide，jiusuanwozheigedidisongjinidexiaoliwu，niyaoshibushoudehua，jiubiaoshiburenwo。”
zhoujunzheiyifanhuaxialai，sunqianshishouyebushibushouyebushi，zuihouzhihaoqingxiaoyisheng，diantoushouxiale。
erjiuzaizheishihou，zhoujundeshoujihuranxiangleqilai，tadakaiyikanfaxianshixiaolindalaide。
“junge，buhaole，niganjinhuilai，chushile。”
dianhualixiaolindeyuqihenjicu。
“chushenmeshiqingle？”zhoujunmeitouweiweiyizhou，taxindagaiyoulepu，kendinggenyuangangneigebaoanduizhangyouguan。
“woganggangtingneibanglaorenshuo，zheiciyuangangyaogaoni，erqiefangchuhualai，yaonongdenimeibanfafanshen。”
“没事，我等着。”
zhoujunweiweiyixiao，bingmeiyoubazheijianshiqingfangzaixinli。
“zenmele，chushile？”
sunqianzhouzhemeitouzaiyibianxunwen，“shibushiyinweinibuzaisushe？”
“meishi，jie，wotongshigenwokaiwanxiaoni。”
liangrenyouguangleyihuier，zhidaoxiawusandianzhongdeshihou，zheicaikaichehuiqu。
liangrengangcongdixiachekuchulai，luguogangtingdeshihou，xiaolinyibalazhuzhoujun。
“junge，dashibuhaole，baoanduizhang……”
xiaolinhuahaimeishuowan，jiutingjianshenhouyizhennuhe。
“xiaozi，nijilaozizhanzhule！”
zhoujunhuitouyikan，faxianshuohuadebushibierenzhengshibaoanduizhangyuangang。
yuangangyiliannuse，danshinusezhizhongyoujiazheyisijiaoxiadeyinxiao。zaitadeshenbianhaizhanzheyigeershiduosuichuanzhezangqingsezhifudenvjingcha。
“什么事？”
zhoujunxiandehendanding，daoshibianshangdesunqianyouxiechayi，xinxiangzheishizenmehuishi，zenmelianjingchadoulaile，buhuishizhoujunfanleshenmeshiba？
nvjingchamingjiaolinfenfen，tashizheigexiaqudeminjing，gangjiedaoyuangangdebaoan。
“shenmeshi？nixiaozizuoleshenmeshinandaozijibuqingchuma？”yuanganglenglengyixiao，xinxiang，nixiaozisidaolintouhaizhuangbi？
zheihuiersunqianyeshimeitoujinzhou，xinlizhuizhuibuan，buhuixiaojunzhendeshifanleshenmeshiba？
erzhoujunyiting，bujinbudanxin，faneryifuhuangrandawudeyangzi，“womingbaile，shibushizhiqianzaibangongshiliwogenniqingjia，nixiandongshoudanshidabuguowo，beiwozouleyidunxinlibushuang，xianzaizhaojingchalaipingpinglile？”
“**！nizheige**zaizi！”
yuangangyiting，feidoukuaiyaoqizhale。
taniangde，jingchadoulaile，nixiaozibuyinggaihaipama，zenmebuanchanglichupai，haiganwurulaozi！
yuangangqidexiangdongshou，danshizhuannianyixiang，zijiyoubushizheixiaozideduishou，zhihaoqiangrenzhunuhuo。
“xingle，biechaole，nishuotashixianyifanshima？”
zheishihou，linfenfenzhoulezhoumeitoukaikoule。
“duiduidui，woyigeshouxiaqinyankanjian，jiushizheixiaozitoude。”yuangangzheihuiercaiyishidaozijigaiganma，chadianbeizhoujunqidenaozidouhutule。
“偷你妹！”
zhoujuntingyuangangshuozijitoudongxi，dunshiqibudayichulai。
yuanyindaoyebushiyinweiyuangangwuxianziji，ershiyinweizijihaoburongyizaisunqiandexinzhongshulihaolexingxiang，bunengyinweizheijiahuodejijuhuajihuile。
guobuqiran，sunqianyiting，lianseyeshiweiweiyibian，yilaiyuangangyaoyaqiechihaoxiangshuodeshizhendeyiyang，erlaizhoujunzheijiahuoshuohuayetaicululeyidianle。
“nilengjingdian，biemaren！”linfenfenyeyouxiekanbuxiaqule，xinxiangyanqianzheixiaozizhangdebucuo，zenmekaikoubikoushuozanghuani。
“qingwenzheiweimeinvjingcha，qingwennibeirenjiawuxianle，bumarenhainenglianshangxiaochuhualaima？”
zhoujunshuozhe，haiwanglinfenfenzoujinlejibu。
“nizheijiahuoshizenmeshuohuade，jiwozhuyidian！”
zheishihoulinfenfenbianshangdeyigenanjingchajingtidezoushangqian，fangfanzhezhoujun。
“niguanwozenmeshuo，woxihuanzenmeshuojiuzenmeshuo，falvshangshibushiguidinglerenbixuzenmeshuohuaa？”
tingzhoujunzheimeyishuo，linfenfenqideqiaoliantonghong，haobantianbiechulianggezilai，“wulai！”
“xiaojiejie，nikanni，yemarenlee。”zhoujunheiheiyixiao。
linfenfendunshiqidezhiduojiao，xinxiangjintianzenmejiupengdaozheimeyigetaorenyandewulaileni。
bianshangdesunqiankandaozheifuchangjingdaoshiminzhezuixiao，anxiangzheixiaojingchadaoshitinghaowande，lingwaixiaojunyetaibuzhidaolianxiangxiyuleba。
“fenfen，bieshengqile，ganjinbanzhengshi。”
bianshangdenanjingchatixingyiju，linfenfenzheicaihuanguoshenlai，shenqingyeshiyizhen，zhuanshenchaozheyuangangwendao，“daodishenmeqingkuang，nibaojingshuozheixiaozitoulenishenmedongxi，youzhengjuma？”
yuangangdiandiantou，“zheixiaozicailaimeijigeyue，wodangchujiantakelianxixidejiuhaoxinrangtadanglebaoan，danshimeixiangdaozheixiaozishibaiyanlang，jurantouwodedongxi！”
“shuojutidian，toudeshishenme，youshenmezhengju。”linfenfendangjizuozhebilu。
“toulewoyikuaijinbiao，haiyouyitiaojinlianzi！”yuangangyiziyiju，“dongxijiufangzaitadesusheli，nimenqusou，kendingnengsoudao，zheixiaoziyinggaihailaibujichushou。”
“aiyo，xianzaizaizangxianhaiyijingzheimemingxianlema？nidanzigoufeidea，juranganduiwoxiashou，zhiqianneidundawangjileshiba？”zhoujunlenglengyixiao。
yuangangyiting，lengbudingdedalegeduosuo。
“xing，womenquheshiyixia，nidailu。”
linfenfenheshangbijiben，dangjirangyuangangdailu。
“xiaojun！”zheihuiersunqiancoudaozhoujundegenqian，yiliandedanyou，tasuirangenzhoujuncairenshibujiu，danshijuedezhoujunkendingbushineizhongren，zheifenmingshiyuangangdexianhai。
“没事，姐姐。”
zhoujunshunshouwolewosunqiandeshou，xinzhongyoushiyishuang。
tagenbenjiumeiyoubazheijianshifangzaixinshang，zijifanzhengmeizuoguo，jiusuanyuangangwuxianziji，tayeyoubanfa。
linfenfenzaiyuangangdedailingxialaidaolezhoujundesushe，zheiyijinqu，turanjianjiaoyisheng……
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栏目：都市
zuozhe：wowudilehaizinuligen
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假装穷小子体验生活，校花女友当众羞辱我，我摊牌了。
zuozhe：choumingzhaozhudemingzhengnvdi
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一屋子亲戚逼我交出抚恤金，说我是个废物不配用
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