shuangwen《 lindongchenhaifengzhouyueyue》，huobaokaiqi！lindongchenhaifengzhouyueyueshishuzhongdenannvzhujiao，yeshishilipaizuozhejianghurumengjingxinsuoxie，wenzhangjingcaigushineirongjiangshudeshi：wowenyanlimashuodao，zhiyuchenzongjieguolaideyan，womeichou，ershijiazaileerduoshangmian，bijingwoshiyigesiji，chenzongke……
……
wozailaobanniangdewoshimenkouzhanleyihui，ranhouhuidaolecheli，zhisuoyimeihuigebifangjiandaizhe，shiyinweiwozhidaolaobanniangxianzaikendinghenshengqi。
所以我躲远一点了。
zhibuguonapahuidaocheli，woxinliyeshitebiedehouhui，houhuizijitaijileyixie，ruguowobujidehua，shuobudingxiacihaikeyijilaobanniang**de。
erqielaobanniangmingxianyemeiyoujujuewo。
manmanxiguanxialai，shuobudinglaobanniangyehuitongyiwojinxingxiayibu。
jieguoxianzaidaohao，yinweiyishitanxin，chedidezuilelaobanniang，haibeiganchulaile。
buguolaobanniangyeshichenzongshuodeneizhongminganxingtizhi。
不行，不能再想了。
wolianmangyaoleyaotou，yaobazhiqiandehuamianshuaichunaohai，zhiqianaohuideshihouhaihao，jieguoxianzaixiangleyixialaobannianggangcaihaixiudeyangzi，woyoutebienanshoule。
xiangleyixia，wozhaodaolaobanniangweixin。
laobanniangdeweixinmingzijiao“shilichunfeng”。
woyunniangleyixia，jilaobanniangfaweixinxiaoxi：laobanniang，nibuyaoshengqilehaobuhao，woxiacizaiyebuganle，wozhenbushiguyide，woxianzaiyehenhouhui。
很快消息发出去。
danyebuchusuoliaode，laobanniangmeiyouhuixiaoxi。
二楼卧室。
linmiaoxuezaigangtingdaoweixinshipintonghuashengyindeshihou，jinzhang，xinxudexinqingbianyongleshanglai，tayiweishitalaogongchenhaifengdashipinguolaiwentashangdezenmeyangle。
jieguodashipindebushichenhaifeng，ershitadeguimixiaojinyu。
linmiaoxueyoulianggeguimixiangchuleshiduonian，guanxiyizhibijiaoyaohao，yigejiaoliqingmei，zaibinhaibendi，yigejiaoxiaojinyu，zaihushi。
liqingmeishishuyushenghuohejingshenjiepidouhenyanzhongdebingshanmeiren，lengyanguao，zaitadeshijieli，nanrenshisixiangangzangdedongwu，zhaonanren，duitalaishuoshiyizhongziwodianwu。
zhiyuxiaojinyuzejieranxiangfan。
xiaojinyushidianxingdenanfangnvren，wenwanrushuiyijuyidong，dounengjiangnanfangnvrenruannuoroumeidemeilibiaoxianchulai，duiyunanrendeshashanglitebieda。
heliqingmeiduinanrendexianqibuyiyang。
xiaojinyujuedenvrenshenglaijiuyinggaizainanrenmianqianzhanshinvrenduyoudemeili，rangnanrenlaitaohao，buranneixienanrenzenmezhaodaozijixiongxingdejiazhi？
weici，liqingmeimeishaogenxiaojinyuchaojia。
danshixiaojinyumeicidoushiyibubianyingwanbian，manlianxiaoyi，xiaohehedegenliqingmeidouzui，liqingmeiyueshipaichinanren，tabianyueshizailiqingmeimianqianmiaoshunanrendehao。
yaobushimeiciguimijuhui，douyouduanzhuang，qizhipinghedelinmiaoxuezaizhongjiandiaohe，zheilianggeyilengyiredenvrenfeidedaqilaibuke。
linmiaoxuexianzaixinqingbijiaoluan，jianshixiaojinyudeshipin，meiyoujie。
buguohenkuaixiaojinyudedianhuabianguolaile，linmiaoxuezhidaoxiaojinyuzheinvrendexingge，xiangyizhiyongronghuaguidebosimao，bijiaochanren，bujiedianhua，takendinghaihuidaguolaide。
于是便接了电话。
“woqinaidemiaoxuejiejie，nizenmebujiewoshipin，shibushibeizhemeimeizuoshenmekuixinshini？”dianhuagangjietong，xiaojinyuruannuowumeidexixiaoshengbiancongdianhualichuanlechulai。
“wonengzuoshenmekuixinshi？”
linmiaoxueduixiaojinyuzheigeyixiangshuohuakouwuzhelandeguimiyemeishenmehaobanfa，guanerdehuidao。
xiaojinyuwumeixiaodao：“neikebuyiding，xianzaishidaijinbule，renmensixiangjietuokaifangle，jiuxingzhaonanrenzheiyitao，sheizhidaoniyoumeiyoubeizhewogennineikouzizuoshenmexiuxiudeshiqing，yaoburannizenmebujiewoshipin？”
linmiaoxuewenyan，meiyoulaidexiangdaolezhiqianbeiwo**deaimeihuamian，xiayishihongzhelianfanboshuodao：“biehushuo，zenmekenengdeshiqing，wolaogongyidazaoqugongsile，nizaizheiyanghushuo，woyaoshengqilea。”
“你生气了？”
xiaojinyuturanzhuazhulezhongdian，ranhouziguzideshuodao：“budui，budui，kendingyouwenti，woqinaidemiaoxuexiaojiexinggeduanzhuangtianjing，yibanlaishuobuhuiyinweiyiliangjuhuajiuzhejide。”
linmiaoxuebeixiaojinyudeturanxijiyezhule，xinxudewuliqiangdiao：“zhenmeiyouwenti……”
“我不信。”
xiaojinyuhengleyisheng，ranhouhuayinyizhuan，luchuwumeidechengdexiaoyi：“chufeinixianzaijiewoshipin。”
“好。”
linmiaoxuezhuyileyixiawaimian，jianwaimianmeiyoudongjingle，ranhouguaduandianhua，botonglexiaojinyudeshipintonghua，henkuai，shipinjietong，yigefubairuxue，zisewumeijuejiadenvren。
zheinvrenbushibieren，zhengshilinmiaoxuezuihaodeguimizhiyi，xiaojinyu。
linmiaoxueyeshinazheigeguimimeiyoubanfa，nazheshoujijingtouzhaoleyixiakongwuyirendezhoubian，ranhouwunaishuodao：“kanjianmei，zhiyouwoyigerenzaifangjian。”
“不对，不对。”
xiaojinyuyanshenlingdong，zuijiaodaizhehumeizidexiaoyi，zhuandongleyixia，ranhoudingzheshipinlidelinmiaoxueshuodao：“nietoufasizenmezheimelingluan？”
“啊？”
linmiaoxuewenyan，tiaojianfanshedemoleyixiaetoufasi，ranhouyoupahumeizixiaojinyujuechachushenme，jinjiezheyoujieshishuodao：“gangwozaishuiwujue，toufaluanlebuzhengchang？”
“是吗？”
xiaojinyuxiaoyinyindekanzhelinmiaoxue，yanshenchongmanlingdongdeshencai，fangfoyaokanjinlinmiaoxuedeneixinyiyang。
linmiaoxuebenshenjiubushansahuang，chibuxiaoxiaojinyu**deyanshen，yanshenxiayishiyouxieduoshan，xinxuhuidao：“dangranlea，jintiantianqire，wozhiqianshuijuemeikaikongdiao。”
“ng，yeshi，jintiantianqiqueshiyoudianre，wozaihushidoukuaishaihuale，ruguobushipachumenbeijidu，wowanshangdouxiang**yifuqingliangchumenle。”
xiaojinyuyuyandadan，benfang，fuhezhelinmiaoxue。
erzailinmiaoxuexinlisongleyikouqi，juedezhongyuhunongguoqudeshihou，xiaojinyuturanzuijiaoyouluchujiaoxiadexiaorong，yanshenyemanshixiacuxiaoyi：“buguowohaishibuxiangxinnimeizuokuixinshi，shibushifangjianliyouqitananren？”
“滚！我挂了！”
linmiaoxuewenyan，shunjianliansetonghong，xinxudefangxinkuangtiao，youxiuyounaodebianyaoguashipin。
xiaojinyujianlinmiaoxueyaoguashipin，lianmangshouqilexiaorong，buzaikaiwanxiaole，jiaodao：“biebiebie，biegua，wocuole，wobugennikaiwanxiaole。”
linmiaoxuewenyan，zheicaidaxiaoleguashipindeniantou，zhishinaohailimomingqimiaodegangcaiwozhanzaimenkou，buzhisuocuodemoyang，dangshiwoyeshiyizhizaishuowocuole，gentaguimixiaojinyushuodeyiyang。
紧接着。
linmiaoxuebashipinduihuakuangsuoxiao，ranhoubiankandaolewojitafadeweixinxiaoxi，guoranhaizaifazhe，tacuole，xiacizaiyebuganlezhileidehua。
yiliangjudaoqian，jiuyiweikeyilema？zhendeshidanzitaidale！
可恶！
linmiaoxueqihuhudeguqilezuiba，juranshoujiaorucibuganjing，chuletalaogong，qitananrenlianpengtajiaodejihuidoumeiyou……
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