lingqianqianbosiyuzheishuxiedezhenshichaojingcaichaoxihuan，zuozheyimingshibarenwuchangjingxiehuojirenyizhongshenlinqijingdeganjue，xiaoshuozhurengongshilingqianqianbosiyu，jiangshuletashangxiadaliangleyifanlingqianqian，youxiehuaiyi：“shiniyaoyingpin**？”lingqianqianxiaozhediandiantou，“dianzhanghao，nikanwokeyima？……
xiawu，bosiyuchiwanwufanjiuganhuigongsishangbanle。
lingqianqianyoukaishishuashouji，zhaogongzuo。
shualechabuduobangexiaoshi，zhongyushuadaoleyigebijiaoheshide**。
fujindeliangchendangaodianzhaodianyuan，baiban，chaoshiwanwu，rixin120yuan。
gongzuoshijianbuzhang，doushibaitian，chiwanzaocanchumen，wanfanshijianhuilai，buhuibeidashufaxian。
tazhidao，ruoshihedashushuozijiyaochuqugongzuo，kendingbuhuitongyide，zhinengzijiqiao**dejinxing。
tashizaishibuxiangzaiwozaijialifameile。
lingqianqianheguishendaleshengzhaohuchumen，ranhougenzheshoujidaohangchaodangaodianzouqu。
dagaizouleshifenzhongdelucheng，tazailinjieshangpukandaolezheijiadangaodian。
dangaodiantingda，zuzuyou200ping，zhuangxiudeyehenguangxian。
congmenwaidetoumingbolijiunengkandaolimianbaimanlegeshigeyangdemeiweidangao。
“nihao，huanyingguanglin，qingwenxuyaodianshenme？”
limiandenvdianyuanreqingdeyingleshanglai。
“e，nihao，woshilaiyingpin**de。”lingqianqianmiantiandexiaolexiao。
nvdianyuansaoletayiyan，kanzhetaquanshendemingpai，meitouweizhou：“nilaiyingpin**，queding？”
“shiashia，woshizaiwangzhanshangshuadaonimendezhaopinqishide，qingwennimenxianzaihaiquerenma？”
“缺是缺。”
nvdianyuanchiyilepianke，chaolimianhandao，“dianzhang，yourenlaimianshile。”
dianzhanghenkuaizouleguolai，shiyige40suizuoyoudeayi，haitingyouqizhide。
tashangxiadaliangleyifanlingqianqian，youxiehuaiyi：“shiniyaoyingpin**？”
lingqianqianxiaozhediandiantou，“dianzhanghao，nikanwokeyima？”
“你成年了？”
“我19了。”
“youguoxiangguanjingyanma？”
“没有。”
“zheigegongzuojibenshicongshangbanzhandaoxiaban，nishoudelema？”
“我可以的。”
“gongzidaiyuzhidaoba？”
“yitian120yuan，duima？”
“meicuo。buguoyouxiehuayaoshuozaiqianmian，suiranshi**，danshiwoxiwangmeizhoushangbanbushaoyu4tian，ruoshizuobudaodehua，jiusuanle。”
“我没问题。”
“xingba，neinitianyixiamianshidan，huiqudengtongzhiba。”
dianzhangshuowan，nvdianyuannalaiyizhangmianshidanhaiyouyizhibi，dijilelingqianqian。
“好的。”
lingqianqianjieguodanzi，renzhendetianleqilai。
“填好了。”
lingqianqianbatianhaodedanzishuangshoudijiledianzhang，yuqichengkendao，“dianzhang，xiwangnikeyirenzhenkaolvkaolvwo，wozhendehenxiangdedaozheifengongzuo。”
“ng，womenhuihaohaopinggude，meishenmeshi，nihuiquba，womenhaiyaomangni。”
dengdaolingqianqianlikailedangaodian，nvdianyuancoujindianzhangshuo，“huijie，nibuhuizhendeyaokaolvneigefujiaqianjinba？jiutaneiyishenxingtoudoushijiwanni？zenmekenenglaizuofuwuyuan？bachengjiushinaozhewande。”
dianzhangdingzheshangmiandezhuzhi，weiweigouchun：“zhuzaitangchenfujishiwanyipingdegaodanggongyuli，zenmekenengquezhei120kuaiqian？
wobuguojiushirangtatiangedanzizouzouguochang，zenmehuizhendeyaotazheizhongren？bupadezuikeren，jidianlimoheima？”
zhengshuozhe，menwaizoujinlaiyigeren。
liangrenyijian，ganjinreqingxiangying。
dianzhang：“gushao，nizenmejintianguolaile？shilaishichadema？”
gubeichendandanyixiao：“xiawumeike，jiuguolaikankan。zuijindianlishengyizenmeyang？”
dianzhang：“haitinghaode。youqishichulaidexiajixinpinbingqilindangao，maidetehao。”
gubeichen：“shima？neikanlaikeyirangchanpinbuduoyanfajikuanxiajixinpinle。zheizhongjijiexingdedangaohaishihenyouxuetoude。”
dianzhang：“meicuo，gushaoshuodedui。”
gubeichenfaxiantashoulinazheyizhangzhi，bianwendao：“nishoulinadeshishenme？shangbanshijian，womendouyaoqiudaizheyicixingshoutaofuwukehu，nizheiyangbutaiweishengba？”
“e，buhaoyisi，gushao。zheishiganggangyigexiaoguniangdemianshidan，wohaimeilaidejifangxia。”
dianzhanggangadexiaolexiao，“womashangfangqilai，quhuanyifushoutao。”
gubeichenbuxiaoxinsaodaodanzishangdemingzi，shuangyanyiliang。
tachaodianzhangshenleshenshou：“dengdeng，jiwokankan。”
“a？zhishige**dianyuandemianshidan，gushaoquedingyaokan？”
“ng，**dianyuandexuanzeyehenzhongyao，woziranyeyaobangmangbabaguan。”
jieguomianshidan，gubeichenyikan，guoranshitarenshideneigelingqianqian，zhuzhihejiuduxuexiaodouyiyang。
meixiangdaotajingranhuilaizijiadeliansuodangaodianmianshi**，zhenshiyiwai。
tashushuneimeyouqian，kaideshilaosilaisi，kendingshibuqueqiande。
nanbuchengshilaitiyanshenghuo？
taneixinqingxiaoleyisheng，duidianzhangshuo：“zheirenbucuo，tongzhitamingtianguolaishangbanba？”
“a？”dianzhanghenvdianyuandouyouxiemeng。
“zenme，youyiwen？haishishuo，wolianyige**dejuedingquandoumeiyoule？”
dianzhanghuangmangyaoyaotou：“bushibushi，gushaowuhuile。wozheijiudadianhuatongzhiduifang。”
yifenzhonghou，dianzhanggualedianhua，chaozhegushaodiandiantou：“gushao，xiaoguniangdayingle，mingtianjiukaishishangban。”
“ng，wozhidaole。womenzaiʝʂɠjixupandianyixiadianliderexiaokuanba。”
“hao，gushaoqinggenwolai。”
——
gangzoudaoxiaoqumenkou，lingqianqianjiujiedaoledianzhangdalaidedianhua，bietiduokaixinle。
meixiangdaodianzhangzheimekuaijiutongzhitabeiluyongle，haizhenshigehaoren。
tajuedingjianglizijiyifan。
chaleyixiaditu，pangbiandeshangchangjiuyouyijiaxiyuegainiantianpindian。
neiburujiuchigetianpinkaolaozijiba。
lingqianqianchuanguomaluqudaoduimianshangchang，zhaolegekaochuangdeweizhi，dianleyiwanxiajiqingliangbuchiqilai。
tayibianchiyibianxinshangpujiangdemeijing，quanranwangjileshijian。
dengdaotafanyingguolaishi，yijingshixiawu6dianle。
tazhanqishen，zhunbeilikai。
turan，yigexiaonvhaipaoleguolai，zhuangdaolelingqianqiandeshenshang，ranhouwanghouyidao，diedaozailedishang。
dagaishishuaitengle**，xiaonvhaipaqilai，yibianmozhe**yibianku。
“xiaomeimei，nishuaitenglema？”lingqianqianwanxiayaolai，bangtacalecayanlei。
xiaonvhaidiandiantou，hongzheyanjingweiqudao，“jiejie，wo**haotong。”
“neijiejieqingnichiyangzhiganlu，haobuhao？chiletiandejiubukule。”
“bu……buyongle，ganggangshiwobudui，shiwozhuangdaodejiejie，bunengrangjiejieqing。”
xiaonvhaicongkoudailitaochuyibalingqian，“jiejie，woyouqian，woqingnichiba。”
“xiexieni，zhenshigeguaihaizi。buguojiejieganggangchiguole，buyongle。”
lingqianqianmolemotadetoufa，meiyanyiwan，“xiaomeimei，nizaizheidengzhe，jiejieququjiuhui。”
taqishenqudianleyifentianpin，songdaolexiaonvhaideshouli，dingzhudao，“xiaomeimei，zheigejinichi。buguoniyaojizhu，yihouzouluxiaoxindian，biemangmangzhuangzhuangde，zhidaoma？”
“ng，wojizhule，xiexiejiejie。”xiaonvhaiguaiqiaodediandiantou。
“neijiejiexianzoule，zaijian~~”
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