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」「zhiyuzheixieqifunideren...fangxin，tamenyigeyebiexianghaoguo！」

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「dier，shaodiaoshenqingdeluqutongzhishu，zheibeizidoubuyunxutazaijiechuxuexi，laolaoshishidanggelianyindegongju，

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「fangning，woshuohuanimeitingdongma？」tadabulaidaowomianqian，yibazhangjiangshoujidafeilechuqu。「lihunkeyi，

danshiwojuebuyunxuniweinanxixi！fouze...」「fouzeshenme？」wodengzheta，cunbuburang，「shenbeichuan，