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第十七章冰店出事
cishidebingdianzhouweiyijingweimanlegezhonggeyangdebaixing，shenzhidaozhilichengqianyiyanwangqujurankanbudaobingdiandemenkou。
“gongzi，qingkuanghaoxiangbutaidui。”
jiuzaizheishi，yipangdemafuturankaikoudao：
“haoxiangshiyourenzainaoshi。”
huayuluoxia，mafujiuyaoxiangzhebingdianjiguoqu。
“wangda，buyaochongdong！”
kandaomafudedongzuo，lichengqianlianmanghuishouzhizhileta。
“是！”
tingdaolichengqiandehuayu，wangdashenshangganggangsanfachulaideqishishunjianjiuxiaoshideyiganerjing，fangfozhendeshiyigepingpingwuqidemafuyiyang。
buguolichengqianquezhidaowangdajueduibushiyigeputongdemafu。
shenweidatanghuangzi，shenbianzenmenenggoumeiyourenbaohu？
wangdajiushilishiminweilichengqianpeibeidetieshenshiweizhiyi，yimingzhenzhengdebaizhanlaobing！
“zheiweixiongtai，qingwenqianmianfashengshenmeshiqingle？”
suishouzhuazhuyigeshaoweikaoneidezhongniannanren，lichengqianzhijiekaikouxunwendao。
kanrenaobeidaduan，nanrendexinqingdangranbuhuihenhao，buguozaikandaolichengqianshenshangdesichouyifuhepangbiandemachezhihou，nanrendelianshanglikeluchuchanmeidexiaorong：
“darenyousuobuzhi，zheibingdianlimiandebinga，babierendeduzichihuaile，xianzairenjiazhengzaiyaopeichangni。”
“yuanlairuci，duoxiexiongtaile。”
duizhezhongniannanrengonglegongshouzhihou，lichengqianbianzhijiezaiwangdadehuchizhixiaxiangzherenqunlimianjilejinqu。
fanshidangzailichengqianqianmianderen，quanbudoubeiwangdayibatuikai。
suiranyourenshengqi，danshizaikandaolichengqianyixingrenshenshangdeyifuzhihou，likedoujiangduzilimiandenuhuoximiediaole。
suiranlichengqianmeiyouzhanshizijideshenfen，danshikandaotashenshangdeyifubierenjiuyijingzhidaotafeifujiguile。
yaozhidaozaidatangkebushirenrendounengchuandeqisichoude。
zaiwangdadebangzhuzhixia，yixingrenhenkuaijiujijinlezuiliquan，ercishidelichengqianyekandaolemenkoudeqingkuang。
cishizhangsunzhongzhengmantoudahandeduzaibingdiandemenkou，lianggehubeixiongyaodenanrenzemanlianfennudedingzheta：
“zhangjude，nimenjiadebingshuihehuailewoxiongdideduzi，jintianyaoshibujigeshuofa，zanmenjiuquyamenlizuoyizuoba！”
zailianggenanrenpangbiandedishangzefangzheyishanmuban，mubanshangmiantangzheyigebushi**jishengdeganshouhanzi。
tingdaolianggenanrendehua，zhangsunzhongluchuyisiwunaidekuxiao：
“erwei，wojiadebingshuikedoushiganganjingjingde，zenmekenenghuichihuaiduzi？”
suishuobingdedongxichiduolehuiladuzi，danshiyaozhidaobingdianlimiandebingshuikeshi**de，meirenmeitianzuiduozhinenggoumaisanwan！
zaishuole，yiyanqianzheisanrenshenshangdeyifulaikan，tamenjueduimaibuqizugourangrenhedaoladuzideshuliangdebingshui。
“怎么不会？”
zhangsunzhongdehuayuganggangchukou，qizhongyigezhuanghanbianzhijiexiangqianyibu：
“kendingshinijiadeshuibuganjing，yaoburandehuawojiaxiongdizenmehuibianchengzheifuyangzi？”
“dui，meicuo，kendingshizheiyangde！”
zhangsunzhonghaimeiyoulaidejichukou，lingyigezhuanghanbianniutoukanxianglezhouweidebaixing：
“rujinkeshisanfutian，jiusuanshineixiedaguanguirenmendejiazhongyemeiyouduoshaozangbingle，nimenquezheimebianyidechushoubingkuai，kendingshiyongleshenmebuganjingdedongxizuochengde！”
zheihanzidehuayuyichukou，benlaihaizaikanrenaodezhongduobaixingyebuyoudeyilunleqilai。
xiangbijiaozhengchangdebingjialaikan，bingdiandebingjiadequexiandebianyilehenduo，yishijian，wushuzhiyideyanshenluodaolezhangsunzhongdeshenshang。
“nimenmoyaohushuo，wozheikeshihuangjialengyindian，zenmehuizuochuyicichonghaodeshiqing？”
ganshoudaozhongrendeyanshen，zhangsunzhongbuyoudelianseyiji。
shenweiyigeshengyiren，zhangsunzhongdangranmingbaikoubeideliliang。
ruguojintianzhenderangzaichangderenrenweitadebingkuaidoushiyongzangshuizhizuoerchengdehua，neiyihoudeshengyinkendingyaoyiluoqianzhang。
“哼哼！”
zhangsunzhongdehuayuchukou，shaoweigaochuyixiedezhuanghanbianzhijiefachuyishenglengxiao：
“huangjiadianpudianpuzenmele，nandaohuangjiadianpujiunenggouyicichonghaoma，youbenshibanimendepeifangnachulairangwomenkankan。”
zhuanghandeshengyinluoxia，renqunlimianlikexiangqilejishengfuhe。
“dui，ruguobushiyongzangdongxizuochengdehua，jiubapeifangnachulai。”
“bunachupeifangdehuajiushiyongzangshuizuochengde，womenyaoshanggaodaoyamen！”
......
kanzheyuelaiyueduoderenfuheleqilai，zhangsunzhongdeliansegengjianankanle。
“zheiweizhangjude，jirannishuozijidedianpumeiyouyicichonghao，yemeiyouyongzangdongxizhibing，neijiujiangzijidepeifangnachulairangdajiadoukankanba。”
jiuzaizheishi，renqunlituranzouchulaileyigechuanzhebaiyideshushengduizhezhangsunzhongkaikoudao。
“哼！”
tingdaoshushengdehua，zhangsunzhongzhijiefachuyishenglengheng：
“zhibingnaishimifang，qinengqingyixielu？”
shuohuadeshihouzhangsunzhongdeshuangmujinjindidingzhemianqiandeshusheng，shidaorujin，ruguohaibunengmingbaizijibeibierensuanjiledehua，neitajiuzhendeshiyitouzhule。
“在下荥阳郑陆。”
zhangsunzhongdehuayuganggangchukou，mianqiandeshushengbianzhijiexiaozheyaoleyaozijishouzhongdeshanzi：
“wokeyizaicibaozheng，zhiyaonidepeifangdequemeiyouwenti，biranrangzheisanrenweinidaoqian！”
“jiushi，youyingyangzhengshidezurendanggongzhengren，zhangjudenihaiyoushenmehaijupade？”
zhengludehuayuluoxia，renqunlilikezaicichuanlaileyigeshengyin：
“nanbuchengzhengshihaihuimouhuanidepeifangbucheng？”
“jiushijiushi，zhangjudenihaishikuaixiejiangpeifangnachulaizhengmingzijideqingbaiba?”
youzheyingyangzhengshizuoweipaizi，zhenglujihushunjianjiudedaoledaduoshurendezhichi，danshizhangsunzhonglianshangdebiaoqingquegengjiabingleng：
“yingyangzhengshi，zheimeshuojintiandeyiqiedoushinimenjihuahaodele？”
nenggouzaizhangsunwujisongjizijiwaishengdedianlidangzhangju，zhangsunzhongziranbuhuishibendan。
zhishishaoweiyisikao，tajiumingbailemianqianzheihuodemude。
zhiyuzhenglukouzhongsuoweidemifangbuhuixieluzhileidepihua，zhangsunzhongbiaoshizijiyigezidoubuyuanyixiangxin。
yaozhidaojintianzaichangdekeshiyouzheshangbairen，daoshihoujiusuanmifangxielu，tamenyekeyiqingyidetuituojibieren。
tingdaozhangsunzhongdehuayu，zhengludelianshangyijiushiyiliandedandingxiaorong：
“zhangjudeshuoxiaole，xiaoshengzhishixiangyao......”
“嘭！”
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