《lvchaxiaoxiantalidawuqiong》shixiaobianzuijinrukengdeyibujiazuo,wenlishejidaodeguanjianrenwufenbiewei lvermumu,zuozhe“buyaobibi”shihenduowangyouxihuandedashenjibiezuozhe,dadachuangzuodeneirongzhidexixipindu:womeizaiyi,jixuhuizheshoupaleibie:“hao~”dengrenzouwan,wolimabaozhucaishenmeizi。huantuodixiangeyiqu:“jintianyuanshipingfanyitian,yin……
第二章养护
biaogexihuanjiuzhuxiaba,wandekaixine~”
woyijiuyaozheyaduanzhexiaorong,suishouniesuileyigehuapen,yigediezi,fuzhezhuobiandeshoubazhuozikepoleyigejiao......ranhouyinsensendikanxiangbiaoge:“biaoge,yaowofunijinquma?”
xiaorongwennuantiaobuchuyidianmaobing,keshibiaogezenmedajingshiseleya。
“bububule,wohaishiquwaimianzhuba。”
guoranbiaogeshizaikaiwanxiaoqiangwodefangjianni。
lvchadejibensuyang,nanie!
我一脸坏笑。
diediduanzhegaodianyilianchenmodikanzhewofadian。
mumubiaogeyikandaowodiedichuxianjiukuaisusuochengyituan,taochupazi:“meimeinijiurangwoliuzhezheilima,wozuoshenmedoukeyide......”
tajiemaoweizhan,kanqilaiwuzhuyouyisui。
kanqilaijiuchadaoleguzili!
wogendiediyanshenjiaohuan:woyigejialidedumiaomiaobeibalingleyingyingying。
diediduiwofachuleyigewink......ha?
“xiaomua,zainaojiurangnijiumabanidiuhuiqu。zheidianduanweihaizainijiujiumianqianbainong,sizhuang。”
我暗爽:死装!
diedihuayingangluo,biaogejiushuangshouzhandouzhizhewozhunbeikusu。
diedituihuiletadeshouzhi,wufengxianjiedao:“bieba**meidaihuaile,tacongxiaojiutianzhenkeai,buanshishi。”
表哥呕血ing。
“mumujijiujiujiumaqinganle。”
dongnantaodoushandataoshushangfuzebaoxiaodetianjihaiweikaishimingjiao,biaogejiuyijingzaozaodizainiangqindiedimenkouqinganle。
worouzheyanjinghaoqidiqukan,guoranma,tamenhaimeiqichuang,yingshengshengbeibiaogejiaoxingle。
“xiaomua,womenjiameineimeduoguiju,bushuole,wozaiqumiyihui。”
diedianzhezijideyao,baibaishouyouhuiqushuijuele。
mumubiaogepengleyibizihui,qingqingditucaozhe:“zhenshimeiyouguijudeyijiaren。”
huishenkandaowozaipangbian,shentijiangyingdizoukaile,zuilihainianzhe:“huiqi。”
——
“huanyinglaidaolvjianglvyoutuan,biaogegenjinle,biediaodui!”
weilebangzhubiaogegenghaodishuxixianjiezhongxindehuanjing,wotedikaileyigesirenlvyoutuan,3dui1,baozhengbiaogehenkuainengqingcheshulu。
niangqindiediyilianchongnidikanzhewo。
biaogeduanbuzhuguaiqiaodeyangzi,zaitamenbeihouduiwofanzhebaiyan。
“biaogezenmele,woquzhaotaishanglaojunjinipeidianzhiliaoyanjingchoujindeyaoba,biaogehaiyounalibushufuma?”
woyibarenglelvyouxiaoqizi,zhuangzuojinghuangdixiaopaodaobiaogemianqian。
biaogexianqidebiaoqinghaiweishouqilai,beiwoniangqinhediedikandeyiqingerchu。
niangqinyouzhesanshinianyulvchadiedixiangchudejingyan,diediyousishiniandanglvchadejingyan。
niangqinlenglengdiduibiaogeshuo:“bushufujiuhuiqu。”
niangqinshifangchuzhanshendeweiya,yunqixiangliyasuo,jixiangbiaogefangxiang。
biaogesuolesuobozi:“meishimeishi。”
niangqinweiweiqichun,lengqipuzaibiaogelianshang:“saoxing。”
niangqinhaoshuai,niangqinweiwu!wokanxiangniangqindeyanshenlimanshiqueyuehechongbai。
我是娘亲的迷妹!
niangqinchongnidimozhewodetou。
biaogezhongyuxiaotinglejitian。
chenzhetameizhaowomafandezheixierizi,wodezhaodianshiqingzuo,haohaomolianwodelvchajishu。
wozhenshiyigeshangjindelvchani!(jiaoaolian)
书上说:
一名优秀的绿茶,
不仅要上得厅堂,
还要下得厨房。
weilechengweixianjiediyichayidashi,worangdiediqingzuihuizuofandeshenxian——wangmuniangnianglaidangwodelaoshi。
jieguodiedimianzimeineimeda,qingbudongwangmuniangniang,buguodaoshibataerziyinshengpianleguolai。
yinshengwanquanjichenglemuqindeyouxiuchuyi,couhecouheyexing。
yinshengrongmaoxiumeichuchen,keduotianzi。
yixiqingyi,shuzhexuebandefadai,zhenggerenyehaosiyizhuxishouqinghandelihuashu,tanaxiaxiangzi,jinruzhengti:
“jintianzuodeshishenxianjiewanghongxiangxunniugusui。”
jiuzhijiekaishima?womingsikuxiangleyiwanshangdeziwojieshaoheduihuahuanjieni?!
erqiediyitiannandujiuzheimegaoma?
kuku。(lvchazhiyesuyangbuhaoyisi)
yinshengwanquanhulvewodeyukuwulei。
一手系上围裙,
一手拿着牛骨,
嘴里还絮絮叨叨地。
“zheigeniuguhennanqiekai,womenyaoyongjuzi......”
他一转头。
“哎??”
“波——”
niugutoubaiduanfachucuisheng。
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