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小说简介

zhangxiaobaideshuzhendehaohaokan,zheiben《linchenzhengkaishenjixuanzexitong》degushiqingjietebieyixiangbudao,diedangqifu,tebiexiyinren,《linchenzhengkaishenjixuanzexitong》jianjie:zheigeshihou,linchentingxiajiaobu,huanhuantuchuyikouqi。benlaixiangzhe,jipaonantuanderenliudianmianzi,duojitamenyidian……

精彩章节

【鬼入场!】

【guilingduilinchenruchang!】

【zhunbeikaishizhuizhupaonantuanchengyuan!】

tingdaoduijiangjichuanlaidehua,dangjihoutaizhihuizhuantoukanxianglinchendengren,dianlediantou:“chufaba!”

“xiwanggeweidounengyouhenhaodebiaoxian!”

“jizhu,buyongtaizaiyipaonantuanchengyuandemingxingshenfen!”

“zhengchangxiangshouyouxijiuhao!”

“好的!”

gongzuorenyuanmendoudianlediantouhuiying。

jiezhe,houtaizhihuijiangyigeduijiangjidijilelinchen,dao:“linchen,changditaidale,niyongzheigeduijiangjiheduiyoulianxi。”

“zheiershigeheiyirennisuiyianpaiweizhi。”

“hao。”linchendianlediantou,jieguoduijiangji。

zhihou,linchendaitou,daizheneiershigeheiyirenyitongchengzuodiantixialou,congmigongdeyicengkaishichufale!

......

cishicike,paonantuanmenhaimeiyouyishidaoweixianzhengzaiqiaoranjianglin!

tamengensuizhishi,ganggangburumigongerceng,douyouxiemengbi!

migongerceng,ruodadechangdi,qiheidefenwei,dengguangxishao,jiaoluozangzhesheyingshi,lingsanzheshexiangjidezhaomingdengguang。

yaobushiyousheyingshihegongzuorenyuanzhuchang,zheikongkuangdechangdi,buzhidaodehaiyiweijinrulejijingling!

dajiasichutingtingzouzou,shuxizhedixing,fenfenkaitan!

bailukanzhezhouwei,yanjingxiemanlehaoqi:“haojiahuo,zheicijiemuzujingfeizairanshaoa!”

“zheichangdiyetaidaleba!”

“还那么黑!”

“zheirangzanmenzenmezhaoxiansuoa?”

zheishibailudiyicishouyaoyuecanjiapaonandejiemu!

zhiqian,tadoushitongguodianshikanjiemude!

rujin,youxingbeiyaoqinglaidangteyaojiabincanjia!

bailuzheigerendajiadouzhidao,meishenmexinji,ganjueshalebajide!

可可爱爱没有脑袋!

yixiaoqilaiyahuahaihuiluchulai,xianlaiwushihaihuiyibianchidongxi,yibianchanggejizijipeibgm!

tingdaotadehua,babyxiaolexiao:“bailu,zuoweipaonanlaoyuanlao,wogennijiang。”

“biekanxianzaifengpinglangjingde,guanfangdenghuikendinghuigaoshi!”

“nikankanzheizhouweidefenwei,heilebajide,genbenbuhuirangzanmenqingsongzhaoxiansuo!”

“denghuishuobuding,tiaochugeguilaihehuzanmen!”

“妈呀!!!”

yitingdaoguitiaochulai,bailudunshiheleyitiao,xiaoshouyejinjinwozhuquantou!

“别闹!”

“xiwangguanfangbiebayaomoguiguaizhengchulai!”

“我怕鬼!!!”

“hahahahaha!”kandaobailuzheigeyangzi,dajiadoupuchiyixiaxiaolechulai!

zhibojiandeguanzhongmenyeshifenfenshuazhedanmu!

——【hahahaha,bailuhaokeai!aileaile!】

——【haoxiangkandaobailubeihedaodeyangzi!(goutou)】

——【wochuyiwankuai,guiqiupaonanguanfangbawonongqubangui,woyidinghenhendeheyixiabailu!】

——【loushang,nishimoguima?wochuliangwan,qingwoqu!】

——【好家伙!】

——【......】

zheigeshihou,tongyangzuoweipaonanyuanlaodedengchaochulaianweidao:“baby,nibiehehurenjiabailu!”

“nikankanjirenhaizihede!”

“哈哈哈哈!”

tingdaodengchaozheihua,babydengrenyeshiwuzhezuixiaolechulai!

babyzheiyangziyeshiweilehuoyueyixiaqifen!

bijingnvshengzu,chulemijiezhiwai,bailuherebaliangrendoushixinlaicanjiajiemude,douduoshaoyouxiejujinfangbukai!

babyzuoweilaoyuanlao,shenzhizheigeyouximeineimeduoyulequandeqianguize,dajiadoushijuzaiyiqitugelezide!

jiemuzuyemeineimeduoyaoqiu,yemeishenmesibandejuben,jiushidajiayiqihuanledewanyouxieryi!

ertahuoyueqifen,jiushiweileranglianggexinlaidexiaohuobanfangkaiyidian,buyongzaiyineimeduomingxingdejiazi!

jiezhe,dengchaomuguangzhuanxiangbailu,shuodao:“wogennijiangbailu。”

“zheimigongkeshiyousancengde!”

“woganggangjinlaiqiankanlexuanchuanbanhui,zheilikeshizuzuyousanwanpingmidemigonga!”

“sanwanpingfangmi,chabuduoyouliugeyishangzuqiuchangneimeda!”

“zheimedademigong,haishisancengde!”

“jiusuanshiyounpcbangui,meigejibaihaoguilaizhuazanmen,genbenzhuabudaozanmen!”

chenheyejianxiaozhecouleguolai:“jiushi,chaogeshuodemeicuo!”

“guanfangzenmekenengqingjibaihaonpclaizhuazanmen?”

“yiwoduizhizuodelejie,tamendejingfeikendingzaoxiaohaowanle!”

“dingduochujishigerenlaizhuazanmen!”

“zheichangdizheimeda,denghuizanmensuibianzhaogedifangduohaojiuxingle!”

“wojiubahuafangzaizheili!”

“tamenxiangzhuadaozanmen?genbenbukeneng!”

“hahahahaha!”chenhebukuishiyouxijutianfen,shuozheihuadeshihoupeihetaneijianxixidexiaorong,yixiaziyoushidoudedajiahahadaxiaoqilai!

yuanbenshenjinghaiyoujinbeng,youxieduanzhederebadengren,dunshixiumeishuzhankailai!

tamensuiranshidiyicilaicanjiajiemu,danzongganjuezheigejiemudefenweihaitingbucuode!

jiezhe,migongneideguangbochuanlaidaoyandeshengyin:

【huanyingdajialaidaoaoertasancengjuxingmigong!】

【wolaihedajiajiandanshuoyixiayouxiguize。】

【zheigemigongyigongfenweisanceng。】

【youxiqijian,dajiakeyisuiyishiyongdianti、loutidengtongdao,kesuiyizailoucengjianchuansuo,nimenhaikeyiyongduijiangjitonghua,meiyourenhexianzhi。】

【danmigongdechukoushibeifengside!】

【shouxian,dajiayaozaizheimigongneizhaodaotongwangchukoudelu!】

【ranhou,dajiahaiyaozaimigongneizhaodaopojiefengbichukoudexiansuo!】

【zaidajiazhaoxiansuodeshihou,migongneibu,huiyouyoudangde“gui”laizhuanimen!】

【ruguobeiguizhuadao,jianghuibeiguanjinjianyu,yongyuanwufataolimigong!】

【dangran,migongneiyouyidingshuliangdefuhuoka,dajiakeyixunzhaoyixia,shiyongfuhuokakeyifuhuoduiyou!】

【yishangjiushizheicideyouxiguize。】

【dajiahaiyoushenmewentima?】

导演询问着。

zheigeshihou,lichentaiqishou,wendao:“wowenyixia,guizenmecaisuanzhuadaowomen?”

“haishisidiaomingpaima?”

导演当即回答道:

【不是撕名牌。】

【yinweizheicichangditaida,suoyizhiyaobeiguipengdaoyixiajiusuansiwang!】

tingdaozheigehuida,lichendianlediantou,weiweizhoumeizhuantouhedajiashuodao:“neiwanle!”

“bushisimingpai,zheiyejiushishuozheiciyouxinanduhenda!”

“zhiyaobeipengdaoyixia,jiuoverle!”

“qimasimingpaihainengzhengzhayixia!”

tingdaolichendefenxi,nvshengmendoufenfendiantou,biaoshizantong:“queshi!”

“yaoshisimingpai,woqimahainengtangzaidishanghuozhebeikaoqiangdidangyihuier!”

“这有点难度啊!”

yucitongshi,zhibojiandeguanzhongmenyefenfendanmushuaping!

——【zhijiepengyixiajiusi?haojiahuo,zheinandutishengleya!】

——【ganjuehao**a!woxihuanzheiyiqijiemu!】

——【zheigemigongheiququde,tingyouganjuede!】

——【woyijingdengbujikandaobailutamenbeiguizhuadaole!】

——【......】

erdengchaohezhengkaitamenqueshibuyiweiran!

dengchaobailebaishou,xiaodao:“meideshi!”

“changdizheimeda,neikeshisancenga!”

“zanmendaoshihoufenkaipao,sheiyaoshibeizhuale,qitarenjiuquzhaofuhuokafuhuojiuhaoleya!”

chenheyeshijianjiandexiaozhe,shoulouzhezhengkaidejianbang,chuiniubidao:“meishimeishi!”

“你们不用怕!”

“zanmenzheigeduiwuli,buhaiyouxiaoliebaohedaheiniuma?”

“youshenmeshi,rangdaheiniuzaiqianmiandingzhu!”

“xiaoliebaozhijiepaoqujianfuhuokajiuwanshile!”

zhengkaiyiliandedeyi,dangjipailepaixiongfu,yechuileqilai:“fangxinjiaojiwohedaheiniuhaole!”

“daheiniu,denghuinijiubaozhuguidedatui,jiwozhengqushijian!”

“nifangxin,wodaoshihouyidingfuhuoni!”

dunshilichenyumenqilai,mangbudiedebaishoudao:“ai,zheipengyixiajiusile,wokedingbuzhua!”

“hahahahahahaha!”

大家又是一阵爆笑。

zheigeshihou,haichuzaitiwenshijian,zhengkaiwenleyiju:“qingwen,guiyigongyouduoshaoren?”

zheigewenti,wuyishiyigeguanjianxinxi!

dajiadouquanshenguanzhudedingzheguangbolaba!

keshi,daoyanqueshidaqileyami!

【这个无法透露!】

jiandaoyanbushuo,zhengkaiyebuzaizhuiwenle,ditouhedajiashangliangzheduice。

“denghuizanmenzheiyang.......”

jiezhe,bailuyejinzhangxixidewenlegewenti:“qingwen,wokeyituichuma?”

“我怕鬼!!!”

“哈哈哈哈哈!”

buzhishichangneidemingxing、haishisheyingshidengrenxiaole,jiuliandaoyanyebeibailudouxiaole!

guangboduimian,daoyanxiaozhehuida:【baoqian,nibukeyituichu!】

【哈哈哈!】

“好吧!”

yixiazibailudixiatou,xiaobiaoqingyumenqilai,moyanghenkeai!

kanlaitaduikongbudedongxizhendehenhaipa!

【提问时间结束。】

【xiamianwoxuanbu,youxizhengshikaishi!】

滋啦——

恐怖的音效声传来!

daoyanguanbitonghuamoshi,congguangbozhongbofangyinle!

neiyinle,poyouxieguiyi!

duanzanyinleguohou,yigekongbudejixietishiyinchuanlai:

【migongnei,guiyijingkaishiyoudang!】

【migongnei,guiyijingkaishiyoudang!】

tingdaozheihua,paonantuandechengyuanmenxinquandoutileqilai,anzhaojihuahaodeneiyang,sanrenyizu,bingfensanlucongbutongdefangxiangkaishitaotuo!

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