zhangxiaobaideshuzhendehaohaokan,zheiben《linchenzhengkaishenjixuanzexitong》degushiqingjietebieyixiangbudao,diedangqifu,tebiexiyinren,《linchenzhengkaishenjixuanzexitong》jianjie:zheigeshihou,linchentingxiajiaobu,huanhuantuchuyikouqi。benlaixiangzhe,jipaonantuanderenliudianmianzi,duojitamenyidian……
【鬼入场!】
【guilingduilinchenruchang!】
【zhunbeikaishizhuizhupaonantuanchengyuan!】
tingdaoduijiangjichuanlaidehua,dangjihoutaizhihuizhuantoukanxianglinchendengren,dianlediantou:“chufaba!”
“xiwanggeweidounengyouhenhaodebiaoxian!”
“jizhu,buyongtaizaiyipaonantuanchengyuandemingxingshenfen!”
“zhengchangxiangshouyouxijiuhao!”
“好的!”
gongzuorenyuanmendoudianlediantouhuiying。
jiezhe,houtaizhihuijiangyigeduijiangjidijilelinchen,dao:“linchen,changditaidale,niyongzheigeduijiangjiheduiyoulianxi。”
“zheiershigeheiyirennisuiyianpaiweizhi。”
“hao。”linchendianlediantou,jieguoduijiangji。
zhihou,linchendaitou,daizheneiershigeheiyirenyitongchengzuodiantixialou,congmigongdeyicengkaishichufale!
......
cishicike,paonantuanmenhaimeiyouyishidaoweixianzhengzaiqiaoranjianglin!
tamengensuizhishi,ganggangburumigongerceng,douyouxiemengbi!
migongerceng,ruodadechangdi,qiheidefenwei,dengguangxishao,jiaoluozangzhesheyingshi,lingsanzheshexiangjidezhaomingdengguang。
yaobushiyousheyingshihegongzuorenyuanzhuchang,zheikongkuangdechangdi,buzhidaodehaiyiweijinrulejijingling!
dajiasichutingtingzouzou,shuxizhedixing,fenfenkaitan!
bailukanzhezhouwei,yanjingxiemanlehaoqi:“haojiahuo,zheicijiemuzujingfeizairanshaoa!”
“zheichangdiyetaidaleba!”
“还那么黑!”
“zheirangzanmenzenmezhaoxiansuoa?”
zheishibailudiyicishouyaoyuecanjiapaonandejiemu!
zhiqian,tadoushitongguodianshikanjiemude!
rujin,youxingbeiyaoqinglaidangteyaojiabincanjia!
bailuzheigerendajiadouzhidao,meishenmexinji,ganjueshalebajide!
可可爱爱没有脑袋!
yixiaoqilaiyahuahaihuiluchulai,xianlaiwushihaihuiyibianchidongxi,yibianchanggejizijipeibgm!
tingdaotadehua,babyxiaolexiao:“bailu,zuoweipaonanlaoyuanlao,wogennijiang。”
“biekanxianzaifengpinglangjingde,guanfangdenghuikendinghuigaoshi!”
“nikankanzheizhouweidefenwei,heilebajide,genbenbuhuirangzanmenqingsongzhaoxiansuo!”
“denghuishuobuding,tiaochugeguilaihehuzanmen!”
“妈呀!!!”
yitingdaoguitiaochulai,bailudunshiheleyitiao,xiaoshouyejinjinwozhuquantou!
“别闹!”
“xiwangguanfangbiebayaomoguiguaizhengchulai!”
“我怕鬼!!!”
“hahahahaha!”kandaobailuzheigeyangzi,dajiadoupuchiyixiaxiaolechulai!
zhibojiandeguanzhongmenyeshifenfenshuazhedanmu!
——【hahahaha,bailuhaokeai!aileaile!】
——【haoxiangkandaobailubeihedaodeyangzi!(goutou)】
——【wochuyiwankuai,guiqiupaonanguanfangbawonongqubangui,woyidinghenhendeheyixiabailu!】
——【loushang,nishimoguima?wochuliangwan,qingwoqu!】
——【好家伙!】
——【......】
zheigeshihou,tongyangzuoweipaonanyuanlaodedengchaochulaianweidao:“baby,nibiehehurenjiabailu!”
“nikankanjirenhaizihede!”
“哈哈哈哈!”
tingdaodengchaozheihua,babydengrenyeshiwuzhezuixiaolechulai!
babyzheiyangziyeshiweilehuoyueyixiaqifen!
bijingnvshengzu,chulemijiezhiwai,bailuherebaliangrendoushixinlaicanjiajiemude,douduoshaoyouxiejujinfangbukai!
babyzuoweilaoyuanlao,shenzhizheigeyouximeineimeduoyulequandeqianguize,dajiadoushijuzaiyiqitugelezide!
jiemuzuyemeineimeduoyaoqiu,yemeishenmesibandejuben,jiushidajiayiqihuanledewanyouxieryi!
ertahuoyueqifen,jiushiweileranglianggexinlaidexiaohuobanfangkaiyidian,buyongzaiyineimeduomingxingdejiazi!
jiezhe,dengchaomuguangzhuanxiangbailu,shuodao:“wogennijiangbailu。”
“zheimigongkeshiyousancengde!”
“woganggangjinlaiqiankanlexuanchuanbanhui,zheilikeshizuzuyousanwanpingmidemigonga!”
“sanwanpingfangmi,chabuduoyouliugeyishangzuqiuchangneimeda!”
“zheimedademigong,haishisancengde!”
“jiusuanshiyounpcbangui,meigejibaihaoguilaizhuazanmen,genbenzhuabudaozanmen!”
chenheyejianxiaozhecouleguolai:“jiushi,chaogeshuodemeicuo!”
“guanfangzenmekenengqingjibaihaonpclaizhuazanmen?”
“yiwoduizhizuodelejie,tamendejingfeikendingzaoxiaohaowanle!”
“dingduochujishigerenlaizhuazanmen!”
“zheichangdizheimeda,denghuizanmensuibianzhaogedifangduohaojiuxingle!”
“wojiubahuafangzaizheili!”
“tamenxiangzhuadaozanmen?genbenbukeneng!”
“hahahahaha!”chenhebukuishiyouxijutianfen,shuozheihuadeshihoupeihetaneijianxixidexiaorong,yixiaziyoushidoudedajiahahadaxiaoqilai!
yuanbenshenjinghaiyoujinbeng,youxieduanzhederebadengren,dunshixiumeishuzhankailai!
tamensuiranshidiyicilaicanjiajiemu,danzongganjuezheigejiemudefenweihaitingbucuode!
jiezhe,migongneideguangbochuanlaidaoyandeshengyin:
【huanyingdajialaidaoaoertasancengjuxingmigong!】
【wolaihedajiajiandanshuoyixiayouxiguize。】
【zheigemigongyigongfenweisanceng。】
【youxiqijian,dajiakeyisuiyishiyongdianti、loutidengtongdao,kesuiyizailoucengjianchuansuo,nimenhaikeyiyongduijiangjitonghua,meiyourenhexianzhi。】
【danmigongdechukoushibeifengside!】
【shouxian,dajiayaozaizheimigongneizhaodaotongwangchukoudelu!】
【ranhou,dajiahaiyaozaimigongneizhaodaopojiefengbichukoudexiansuo!】
【zaidajiazhaoxiansuodeshihou,migongneibu,huiyouyoudangde“gui”laizhuanimen!】
【ruguobeiguizhuadao,jianghuibeiguanjinjianyu,yongyuanwufataolimigong!】
【dangran,migongneiyouyidingshuliangdefuhuoka,dajiakeyixunzhaoyixia,shiyongfuhuokakeyifuhuoduiyou!】
【yishangjiushizheicideyouxiguize。】
【dajiahaiyoushenmewentima?】
导演询问着。
zheigeshihou,lichentaiqishou,wendao:“wowenyixia,guizenmecaisuanzhuadaowomen?”
“haishisidiaomingpaima?”
导演当即回答道:
【不是撕名牌。】
【yinweizheicichangditaida,suoyizhiyaobeiguipengdaoyixiajiusuansiwang!】
tingdaozheigehuida,lichendianlediantou,weiweizhoumeizhuantouhedajiashuodao:“neiwanle!”
“bushisimingpai,zheiyejiushishuozheiciyouxinanduhenda!”
“zhiyaobeipengdaoyixia,jiuoverle!”
“qimasimingpaihainengzhengzhayixia!”
tingdaolichendefenxi,nvshengmendoufenfendiantou,biaoshizantong:“queshi!”
“yaoshisimingpai,woqimahainengtangzaidishanghuozhebeikaoqiangdidangyihuier!”
“这有点难度啊!”
yucitongshi,zhibojiandeguanzhongmenyefenfendanmushuaping!
——【zhijiepengyixiajiusi?haojiahuo,zheinandutishengleya!】
——【ganjuehao**a!woxihuanzheiyiqijiemu!】
——【zheigemigongheiququde,tingyouganjuede!】
——【woyijingdengbujikandaobailutamenbeiguizhuadaole!】
——【......】
erdengchaohezhengkaitamenqueshibuyiweiran!
dengchaobailebaishou,xiaodao:“meideshi!”
“changdizheimeda,neikeshisancenga!”
“zanmendaoshihoufenkaipao,sheiyaoshibeizhuale,qitarenjiuquzhaofuhuokafuhuojiuhaoleya!”
chenheyeshijianjiandexiaozhe,shoulouzhezhengkaidejianbang,chuiniubidao:“meishimeishi!”
“你们不用怕!”
“zanmenzheigeduiwuli,buhaiyouxiaoliebaohedaheiniuma?”
“youshenmeshi,rangdaheiniuzaiqianmiandingzhu!”
“xiaoliebaozhijiepaoqujianfuhuokajiuwanshile!”
zhengkaiyiliandedeyi,dangjipailepaixiongfu,yechuileqilai:“fangxinjiaojiwohedaheiniuhaole!”
“daheiniu,denghuinijiubaozhuguidedatui,jiwozhengqushijian!”
“nifangxin,wodaoshihouyidingfuhuoni!”
dunshilichenyumenqilai,mangbudiedebaishoudao:“ai,zheipengyixiajiusile,wokedingbuzhua!”
“hahahahahahaha!”
大家又是一阵爆笑。
zheigeshihou,haichuzaitiwenshijian,zhengkaiwenleyiju:“qingwen,guiyigongyouduoshaoren?”
zheigewenti,wuyishiyigeguanjianxinxi!
dajiadouquanshenguanzhudedingzheguangbolaba!
keshi,daoyanqueshidaqileyami!
【这个无法透露!】
jiandaoyanbushuo,zhengkaiyebuzaizhuiwenle,ditouhedajiashangliangzheduice。
“denghuizanmenzheiyang.......”
jiezhe,bailuyejinzhangxixidewenlegewenti:“qingwen,wokeyituichuma?”
“我怕鬼!!!”
“哈哈哈哈哈!”
buzhishichangneidemingxing、haishisheyingshidengrenxiaole,jiuliandaoyanyebeibailudouxiaole!
guangboduimian,daoyanxiaozhehuida:【baoqian,nibukeyituichu!】
【哈哈哈!】
“好吧!”
yixiazibailudixiatou,xiaobiaoqingyumenqilai,moyanghenkeai!
kanlaitaduikongbudedongxizhendehenhaipa!
【提问时间结束。】
【xiamianwoxuanbu,youxizhengshikaishi!】
滋啦——
恐怖的音效声传来!
daoyanguanbitonghuamoshi,congguangbozhongbofangyinle!
neiyinle,poyouxieguiyi!
duanzanyinleguohou,yigekongbudejixietishiyinchuanlai:
【migongnei,guiyijingkaishiyoudang!】
【migongnei,guiyijingkaishiyoudang!】
tingdaozheihua,paonantuandechengyuanmenxinquandoutileqilai,anzhaojihuahaodeneiyang,sanrenyizu,bingfensanlucongbutongdefangxiangkaishitaotuo!
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