doushishenghuoxiaoshuo《lingdao,nidenverbuduijing!》zaiguangdawangyouzhijianyongyouchaogaorenqi,wangxiaoshuaizhangjingjingdegushishouhuobushaofensideguanzhu,zuozhe“luchuxuesama”dewenbiburongxiaoqu,jianshuwei:“ni,nimeishi?!”wangxiaoshuaiyitouwushui:“wonengyoushenmeshi?”zhouqingchengzixidaliangleyifan,faxianwangxiao……
erzheiyangdeshiqing,zaiputongrenbuzhidaodeqingkuangxia,meitiandouzaishijiegedishangyanzhe。
zhuadaorenhou,fotoubingmeiyoubachekaihuizhongxin,ershixiansongwangxiaoshuaiqujichang。
wangxiaoshuaijinwanjiuyaolikaijiapingshiqunanyueshi,guowanshujiajiuyaoshangdaxuele。
lushang,fotoukaizhechejixugangcaidehuati:
“xiaoshuai,nishizenmeshiliande,shuolaitingting。”
王小帅:“???”
woshilianleniwenwozenmeshiliande。
你还是不是人……
e,chadianwangle,nibenlaijiubushiren。
你是佛像精。
wangxiaoshuaiwaitoukaozaizuoyishang,lianshangyifu“renjianbuzhide”desiyang:
“shangzhou,hewozaiyouxilirenshilebanniandenvhai,gaokaowanyuewoxianxiajianmian,woliangjianmianhouliaodehenyukuai,zhihoujiutanshangle。”
“meitanliangtian,tajiubaoyuanwolaoshibuhuilvpaopaoxiaoxi,shoujihaijingchangguanji,suoyihuaiyiwopituile。”
佛头问道:
“那你劈腿了吗?”
wangxiaoshuainiutou,yanjingmichengleyitiaofeng:
“womentiantianzaiyiqi,woyoumeiyoupituinihaibuzhidaoma。”
“zaishuole,wopingshinengjiechudaodenvrenzhiyouzhongxindetongshi,chuleneigezibidexiaoyatou,shengxiadebushijiejiejiushiyiyi,nijuedewoxiadequshouma?”
“yeshi,nijixushuo。”
wangxiaoshuaicuolecuolian,jixudao:
“zuotianwoshizaishibeiwenfanle,jiugentashuowozaiweiyigemimizuzhigongzuo,zhixingrenwudeshihouyaoguanbishouji。”
“zhiyushishenmemimizuzhi,wobunenggaosuta。”
佛头道:
“nidehuidameiwentia,zanmenzhongxindequeyaoduiputongrenbaomi,jiulianzhangzhurendejiaren,doubuzhidaozhongxindecunzai。”
“buguorenjianvhaizibuxiangxinni,banishuaileyeshizhengchangde,nibuyaotainanguole。”
wangxiaoshuaibailefotouyiyan:
“sheigennishuoshitashuailewo,shiwojieshiletabuxinhaigenwosapo,woshoubuletahujiaomanchanbatashuaile。”
“啊?!”
佛头满头问号:
“jiranshinibarenjiashuaile,neinizainanguoshenme?”
wangxiaoshuaishenxileyikouqi,jiangyanjingbileqilai:
“woshuailetazhihou,tayoukuyounao,haidangchangbodalejingshenbingyiyuandedianhua,bawodehuadashengfushuleyibian,gaodezhengtiaojiederendoutingjianle。”
shuodaozuihou,wangxiaoshuaishuohuadeshengdiaoyijingbianchenglekuqiang。
mannaozidoushizuotianxiawunaichadianlide**jiedianyuanxiangxiao,danchuyuzhiyesuyangbiezhemeiyouxiaodechangjing。
她好温柔。
我好想死。
xiangdaozhei,wangxiaoshuaibiaoqingtongkudishuangshouwulian。
造孽啊。
weishenmebierenchuanyue,bushiyougezhongxitong,jiushiyoubaifumeidajiejiedaozhui。
而我呢?
zhiyouyishuanghuoyanjinjinghejingangbuhuaizhishen。
chucizhiwai,yiwushichu。
xiaoshihouwangxiaoshuaiyecengxiangguo,zhangdalekeyiliyongjingangbuhuaizhishen,quguowaidanggezhanshenhuozhelongwangshade。
danhuaijiuhuaizaitazheishuanghuoyanjinjingshang。
qisuineinian,danianchuyiwangxiaoshuaiyijiarenqusimiaoshaoxiang,wangxiaoshuaifaxiansimiaozhongyizunfoxiangshiyaojingweizhuangde,zhizhefoxiangjiudao:
“**,有妖怪!”
ranhoufangzhangjiubawangxiaoshuaiyijiarendangchenggebidaoguanqinglaidaoluande,dadianhuabaolejing。
wangxiaoshuaihuijiahou**yezaolelaozui。
zheizhishiwangxiaoshuaibeijurenshengdekaishi。
foxiangjingjianyourenshipolezijidezhenshen,likejiangcishihuibaojiledingtoushangsizhangxishun。
diertian,yinengzheyuyaojingguanlizhongxindegongzuorenyuan,zaiyouguanlingdaopeitongxia,zhaodaolewangxiaoshuaidefumu。
chushilexiangguanzhengjian;yifenquanchengshengxuebaosongxieyi;yifenbaomixieyi。
yijiyiqianwandeqianyuejin,maixialewangxiaoshuaiderensheng。
congci,wangxiaoshuaiwanshangyaogenzhefotouyibianzhixingrenwu,yibianxuexigezhongjineng。
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