《leduiyizhibuhuo，zhidaoshenglegezhuchang》zheibenxiaoshuozhendehenhaokan。kuailedewudaodaoshidexiezuowenbiyehenhao，quanshujingcai，henzhidetuijian。lizeyanlinsichenshigaishudezhujiao，xiaoshuoneirongjiexuan:shenzhishitaneipingshinandedehaohuahuojian，jirandoushiyourendashangdechulai。wokao，dajiaduizheigexiaohaiyetaipianaileba？suiranshijitadezhibojiandeliwu。danshihen……
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linsichen:“mama，woxiangyaoshangtaichangge，rangwoshishi!
woyexiangyaomaichangzhuanqian!”
“啊？”
kanzhezijimianqiankeaideerzizhuazhuzijideshou，shuoyaoshangtaichangge。
liuchenxinyeshilengleyixia，ranhouxiaozheshuodao:
“思辰呐~
zheigechanggekebushinizaixizaodeshihousuibianchangchangdeya，changbuhaokeshiyaobeibierenpipingdeya。”
jiandaozijidoudingdaxiaodexiaohaishuoyaomaichang，tadoubuyoudexiaolechulai。
“rangwoshangtaichangma~woyexiangdangyihuizhuchang。”weilezheigejihuilinsichengyeshipinle，shenzhidoushisaqilejiao。
kanzhemianqian，linsichenguzhidemoyang。
liuchenxinyeshiyoudianwunaideyaoleyaotou，molemolinsichendenaodai。
五岁半的主唱？
啊这？
这不是搞儿戏么？
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linyongjunzaipangbianguolaishuodao:“aiai..meishi，haizixiangchang，zongdejihaiziyigejihuima。
fanzhengyihouwomenkenengdoubulaile，zheiyenengsuanshiyigeleduanhehuiyile。”
liuchenxindianlediantou：“shuodeyeshi。”
linyongjundunzailinsichengdemianqian，xiaozheshuodao:
“sichen，dangzhuchangshiyaoyoushilide，nipingshiyetingguowohemamachangge。
yaoshinengqingchudechangchuliangjulai，jintianjiuyounilaidangxiaozhuchang，wohemamahaiyoushushujinibanzou。”
linyongjunqishizhishixiangshiyishierzieryi，jitadianzixin。
qishiwuluntachangdeshenmeyang，tadouhuijiyukendingde。
bijingwusuibandehaizi，bageciqingchudechangchulai，neibianshichenggongle。
rangtamenweizijidexiaohaizuihoubanzou，yesuanshigaobiezijideyinleba。
yitingdaozheigehua，linsichenyanjingliangleqilai。
tamashangbianshichangdao：“mystupidheart,don'tknow。”
“i'vetriedtoletyougo,somanytimesbefore，”
“thenwoundupatyourdoor...”
...
benlailinyongjunhaixiangjiayiguliyixiazijidexiaohaide。
raner，danglinsichenjianggecichangchulaideshihou，taheliuchenxinbianshilengzhule。
haiziqingchedetongyin，daizhekukudeyudiao。
queshijianggequdeneiyifenreqingjilinlijinzhidibiaodalechuqu。
jigeyinsujiaodiezhixia，jingjirenyizhongjihaotingjuechongjili。
yixiazirangtamenlianggedengdaleyanjing。
“嗯？！！？”
“wacao，zheimehaoting。”
yiqianhaizisuibianchangchangtamenmeiyouzhuyi，danshixianchanglinsichenzhunquedejianggequchanglechulai，tamencaijingyadifaxian：
tadehaizijingranshiyouchanggongde!
而且还不差！
tajingranzaiyigewusuibandehaizishangkandaolechanggong。
wulunshiyinzhunwendinghaishijiezoudezhangwo，linsichensuiranyuyinzhinen，quejirenyizhongjinzaizhangwodeganjue。
zheitemiaodeshitamenwusuibandehaizi，nengchangdechulaideganjue？
liuchenxinxiayishidiningleninglinyongjundeerduo。
“buyaozaihaizimianqianshuozanghua!”
“eeetong...zheijingshizhende!”
liuchenxinsuiranhuashizheimeshuo，danshiliangzhiyanjingqueshishanshanfaguang，kandaozijidehaizifangfoshikanjianlebaozang。
她下意识地说道:
“sichen...nizenmechanggezheimelihai？”
林思辰天真的说道:
“meiyouya，wojiushipingshitingnimenchang，ranhouxiangchangjiuchangdechulailea！”
tingdaolinsichendehua，fuqiliangmianmianxiangqu，doushikandaoleduifangyanzhongdejingxi。
naohailimianbengchulelianggezi。
天才!
tamendehaizishitiancaia!
pingshitamenlianggemangzhemaichang，mangzhezhuanqian。
queshimeiyouguanzhudaozijidehaizijingshirucitianfuyibing。
yihoulinsichenzheifangmiankeyizhezhongdipeiyanga，zheiweilaidechengjiubiranbitamenlianggegaohenduo。
linyongjunkanzhezijideqizi。
tanaqilejita，youdianchouchudeshuodao:“shishi？”
liuchenxintongyangshidakailezijidebao，nachuleguchui。
“试试就试试!”
“woxiangxinwodehaizi。”
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linyongjunpailepailinsichendehoubei，biaoshiguli。
ranhoudianleyigedengzi，cairanglinsichenzhanzailemaikefengdemianqian。
zhengzhongqishidihelinsichenshuodao：
“sichen，womenzaiguangchangmaichang。
congxianzaikaishi，nijiushiwomenleduidexiaozhuchang!”
“niziyoufahui!wohemamaweinibanzou!”
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