benzhanzuixinshangjiadeyouzhixinshu，doushishenghuoxiaoshuo《lifengdangbing》，muqianzhengzaigengxinlianzaizhong，lifenglijunshishuzhongchuchangjiaoduodeguanjianrenwu，zuozhe“lifeng ”qingxinbianzhuzhong，zhuyaojiangshudeshi：“nizheigebuzhengqidedongxi，haigandengwo！kanlaozijintianbuhaohaojiaoxunjiaoxunni！”yibianhouzhe，lijunshunshoucaoqishenbian……
shiguangrusuo，guodefeikuai。
dagaizaibaomingzhihousansitiandeshijian，lifengshoudaodangdiwuzhuangbujilaidexinjian。
shangmianxianshitadeziliaoyijingtongguozhengshen，zhixuyaozaiciriqudingdianyiyuanzuohaoruwuqiandetijianjiuxingle。
dedaozheigexiaoxi，lijunxiaodehebulongzui，xiaqinzaiyipangyeshikaixindebuxing。
“xiaofenga，nikankanyoumeiyoushenmeyaobangnizhunbeide，ai，yebuzhidaoniqulezhihou，nengbunengchibao，nengbunengchuannuan。”
“kannizheihuashuode，zanerzishiqudangbing，youbushidunjianyuqule，zenmehainengchibubaochuanbunuanni？”lijunfanlefanbaiyan，danshilianshangdexiaoronghaishizangbuzhu，bawuzhuangbufalaidexinjiankanleyibianyouyibian。
“xingxingxing，nidangguobing，nishuodedui，xiaofeng，shimadanxinguotoule！”
lifengxiaozhebailebaishou：“ma，bunengzheimeshuo，wohaideganxienihelaoba，yangyulewozheimeduonian，erqiezheixienianwojinimentianlebushaodemafan，xinkule！”
shuozhe，lifengxiangxiaqinhaiyoulijunshenshenjuleyigong。
chuanyuedaozheigeshijie，tayoulezheigeshijielifengdejiyi，tashenzhizijifumuweizijifuchuleduoshao！
“hehe，zenmeshuozheimeroumadehua，erzi，nihaohaogan，laobakanhaoni！”
lijunpailepailifengdejianbang，xuanjihuafengyizhuan:“buguonimatashuodeyeyouxiedaoli，dangbingbubizaijia，xiangzenmeyangdoukeyi，nizuihaohaishixiangxiangyoushenmexuyaode。”
“neijiujiwodianqianba。”lifengxiangleyixiazhihoushuodao:“jiranbuduichihezhuxingdoubuhaichou，neijiumaixieyannaguoqu。”
“maiyan？erzia，nizuihaohaishibuyaochouneimeduoyan，duishentibuhao，nibaneishijiebulele，meibanfa。”xiaqinyuzhongxinzhangdao。
“ma，wobushizijichou，woxiangzhedaobuduizhihouhuirenshibushaoren，youyanyehaochulirenjiguanxibushi？”
“duiduidui，erzishuodeyoudaoli，tama，yihuierjizanerziyiwankuai，bugouzaishuo！”
lijunshifenxinwei:“meixiangdaoa，zanerzihaizhidaoquchulirenjiguanxile！zhangdale！”
suiranlijunxinzhongqingchu，yibandebuduishibuyunxuxinbingdaiyanjinqude，danshikanerzichengzhangzheimeduo，tayekanpobushuopo，tingzhirenzhile。
“weng…”jiuzaizheishi，lifengshenshangdehujizhenleqilai。
“bama，wohuigedianhua。”
“quba。”lijunhexiaqindiantou。
zheibian，dianhuajietong，limianchuanlaileyouxiecaozadeshengyin。
“fenggezuijinzameikanjiannilechulaiwana！”
“nimenwanba，wojiubuqule。”lifengduizhedianhuadao:“gemenyaodangbingqule。”
“dangbing？zhendejiade，fengge，nimeikaiwanxiaoba？”
“kaishenmewanxiao，buxinnigenwoyiqiqu？”
“neisuanle，wokebuxiangquneidifang，fenggeniduobaozhong！”
dianhuaguaduan，limianchuanlaimangxiande“dudu”yin。
lifengmolemobizi，haizhentemeshiyiqunhupenggouyoua，yitingshuotaqudangbingle，huadoubuxiangshuoyiju，zhijiejiguale，zaizenmeshuo，yeyinggaisonggebiebushi？
罢了，罢了！
yongyixiawushijian，lifenghengsaodangdidaxiaoshangdian，gezhonggaodangdidangyansouluolehaojidabao。
kandaoerzihaizhenmailezheimeduoyan，lijunyouxierenbuzhule，zaiyipangyouyoudetixingdao:“neige，erzia，yibanlaishuo，xinbingqubuduidehua，shiburangdaiyanle，zenmeyedeliangnianyiwubingyishang。”
李峰:“……”
taxinzhongyiwanzhicaonimafeiguo。
“爸你咋不早说？”
“nizaoxianyemeiwena！”
李峰再次无语了。
meibanfa，nizhinengqidaidaoshihouxitongyoumeiyoushenmebanfanengbangtabayandaijinqule！
zhuanguotian，lifengmeiyongfuqinlijunsong，duzidaotijianzhongxintijian。
zhengpaiduini，houmianyourenpailepaitadejianbang。
“xiongdi，niyelaidangbinga！”
lifengzhuantoukanqu，shiyigeliuzhecuntouhetanianjichabuduodadenanqingnian。
lifengdiandiantou:“shi。”
“meixiangdaonizheizheizhongyouqianrenhaiyaodangbing。”qingnianhanhandexiaodao:“anjialibijiaopinqiong，haiyoulianggedidiyaoshangxue，meibanfale，ancailaidangbing。anbenyiweidoushixianganzheiyangweilejijiatingjianqingfudancaihuiqudangbingni！”
“neikebushi。”lifengbiaoqingyansudao:“dangbingshiyijianhenshenshengshiqing，shiweilebaojiaweiguo，yuqiongfuwuguan！”
“suirannidechufadianzhishiweilejijialijianqingfudan，danshizhiyaonichuanshangleneishenyifu，jiuyaochengdanqineifenzerenheyiwu！”
tingdaolifengshuoderucirenzhen，qingnianbuyoudeyileng，ranhouyouheidelianshangfanqihongyun:“shishi，anwenhuabugao，zhiqianmeixiangmingbainishuodezheixie，xiongdi，nishuodetaidui，taihaole！”
“俺肯定好好干！”
“ng。”lifengmanyidedianlediantou，buyoudeduizheigehanhoudenanqingnianyouleyifenhaogan。
“wojiaolifeng，xiongdinizenmechenghu？”
“li……feng……e，anminghaoji，wangerniu。”
“wangerniu，lifenggenzhezhongfuleyibian，gaobuhaozanliangnengfendaoyigebuduiliquni！”
“那就太好了！”
henmingxian，wangerniuduilifengdeyinxiangyehenbucuo。
zuowantijianliangrenzaimenkougaolebie，xiayibuliangrenzhixuyaodengruwudetongzhijiuxingle！
danlifenggangyaochuqu，jiutingdaoerbianxitongdejixieshengyinturanxiangqi。
“gongxisuzhuwanchengrenwu，xianzaifafangrenwujiangli，xinbingbibeidalibaoyifen！”
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