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第9章
大四三班。
chenbahuangyuchujingren，ganglaibanshangdiyitian，jingshuoshixiaohuadeweihunfu？！
jianjiandandandeshuochuzheimeyijuhua，yuanbenyouxiecaozadeshinei，turanbiandeyouxieanjing。
benxiangdazhaohudelinyao，yeshiyingshengshengdetingzhidongzuo。
她差点忘了。
jintianlaidexinsheng，bushibieren，ershitahaopengyou、haoguimideweihunfu！
zhishi，tameixiangdaosongyuyandeweihunfu，hetakudengwuniandeneigedayingxiong，jinghuishitongyigeren。
ersongyuyan，queyaogantazou！
“yuyanayuyan，zhinengduibuqinile，womengongpingjingzheng，niyaogantazou，wokebuneng。”linyaodigu。
haoburongyidengdaodedayingxiong，linyaozenmenenggantazou，takebabudehechenbahuanggongchuyigewuyanxiani！
“**。”
songyuyanmeixiangdaochenbahuangzheimezhijie，yaoyaqiechi。
“haha，songyuyandeweihunfu？”
“**，zheibuyaoliandechengdu，niubia！”
“hei，zheijiushichushengniudubupahuba，ganshuoshisongyuyandeweihunfu，zheixiaozikeyoumafange。”
“jiushi，leilongkendinghuizhaoshangmen。”
“......”
sizhou、yilunyipian，gezhonggeyangdeyanshen，huijuchenshengshenshang，youxingzailehuode，youdengzhekanhaoxide，yeyoukeliantade。
zhenggeshangxue~~~yuan，sheibuzhidaolanqiushefushezhangleilongxihuansongyuyan，leilongzheijiahuobujindeshangxue~~~yuanchidekai，jiulianwaimiandeshehuiren，yeyaojitasanfenbomian。
pingrilinagenandehesongyuyanzoudejin，leilongdouhuijinggaojiju，songyuyanpangbianzuodexiajie，jiushileilongdegoutuizi，zhuanmenbaogaozheixieshi。
chenshengdazhangqigudeshuoshisongyuyandeweihunfu，buyongxiang，shenzhigenbenbuyongleilongchushou，tadegoutuizihesongyuyanbiedezhuiqiuzhejiuhuishoushita。
chenshengsihaobuzaiyitaixianeixiejiahuodeyanshen，zaitayanli，zheixienanhainvhaimenbuguoshiyixieruchouweigandexiaohaieryi。
laidaosongyuyanshenqian，chenshengyishuangyansaoguotaxiuzhangde，jinhuwanmeidetui，xiaosaxiaodao：“wa，nijiushisongtianyudenver，zhenrenbizhaopianhaipiaoliang。”
songyuyankanzheyanqianzheijiahuo，xianqidebuxing，zheijiushitalaobaneigeenrendedizi？zhangdesuiranhaixing，kezheidabanyetaisuleba？
quanshenshangxiadechuanzhe，jiaqilaikendingbuchaoguowubaikuai，zenmepeideshangtatangtangsongjiadaxiaojie？
yaobushitalaobajiaodaiguo，congxiaojiushuoguozheixieshi，tazhenxiangyijiaochuaichuqu，rangtachangchangshenmejiaozhenzhengdezhangtui。
“woweihunfu？xiangdangwoweihunfuderenduozheni，niyeyaodeyoushili。”songyuyandiaonandedao。
“jiushi，yebusapaoniaozhaozhaozijiyoujijinjiliang，haixiangzuozansongxiaojiedeweihunfu，buzhihaodai。”xiajiezhongyuzhaodaochazuidejihui，biyidedao，“jiunizheiyangdenongmin，nengjinshangxue~~~yuan，yijingshilaotianduinideenhui。”
xiajieqiaozheerlangtui，diaoerlangdangdedao：“gunhoubianqu，biezhanzheiaiyan，zaibuzou，kebieguaiwobukeqi。”
chenshengbuhesongyuyanyibanjianshi，bijinghetongyijingqianle，tashiyigejiangguiju，shouqiyuederen。
zhuantou，kanxiangxiajie：“gemener，zuohoumianqu，zheigeweizhicongxianzaikaishi，shiwode。”
夏杰一愣。
chenshengzheishizaiwushitaa！
“wei，xiaozi，niganggangmeitingdaolaozishuodehua，niyixinlaideshazi，buxiangaizoujiugun，haixiangjiaowozuohoumian，nigaoxiaoni？haha！”
xiajiexiaozhangdexiaodao，zhouweiqitanansheng，yegenzhehongtangdaxiao。
meibanfa，zheishiguizushangxue~~~yuan，chenshengchuandejianlou，bujinruci，shenxingbiqixiajiehaiyaoshouruoyixie，tarangxiajiequzuohoumian，naoni？
”ai，zijiqudejihuijinile，jiranbuqu，neiwojiusongniyicheng。”
chenshengturanshenchushou，zhuazhuxiajiedeyiling，yongliyizhuai，yibaisishijindexiajiehonglongyisheng，congbandengzhuaidaodishang，zhijietuodaoguodao。
jiezhe，huidaozuowei，baoqixiajiedeshu，quanburengtashenshang。
“congjintianqi，nidezuowei，shuyuwo。”chenshengqingpiaopiaodedao，dongzuoxingyunliushui，haoxiangjingchangganzheiyangdeshiyiban。
banshangdenanshenghenvshengmenzhijiekandaile。
tamenzaizheilishangjiniandexue，haicongmeijianguozheimebadaoderen！
zheigechabansheng，youdianniua！
xiajiecongdishangpaqilai，liansetonghong，nudengchensheng：“xiaozi，gantouxiwo？laozijintianbubanishoushiyidun，laozijiugennixing！”
xiajienudebuxing，tajuranbeiyigexinlaidejiaoxun，taiqiyibazhangjiuxiangchenshengdelianhuxiaoguoqu。
“啪！”
清脆的巴掌声响起。
buguo，shichenshengdaxiajiede。
yierguanghoufaxianzhi，jiejieshishideshuaixiajielianshang。
xiajiedeshou，beitazhuazhu，wozaizhangzhong，qingqingyixuan。
“啊！”
xiajiemeilaidejizhaogulianshangdetong，shoushangjiuchuanlaijutong，haoxiangzhengzhishoubeidouyaoduanleyiban。
“xiaozi，nisongkailaozi！”
”buranyounihaokande！”
chenshengmeishuohua，kongxiandeneizhishounachujiuhu，helekoujiu，daizhejiuqier：“nishuosha，womeitingqing。”
shuohuashi，tadeshouzaiciyongli。
juliedetong，rangxiajiewawadajiao，doukuaiyaoguixiaqule。
“啊！”
xiajiejianjiao，shoushangdetong，shizairangtashoubule。
chenshengmeidasuanhetaguoduojiuchan，yijiaochuaita**shang，songkaitadeshoubei。
xiajieliangqiangliangbu，chadianzaidaozaidi，wuzhehaiyouyutongdeshoubei，liansecangbai，chongmanzenge：“xiaozi，nizhaosi！”
“gejige，shoushita！”
tahuayinluoxia，zhouweilikejiuyousigenanshengningzhebandengzhanqilai，xiangchenshengkaolong。
“nijiwogunkai！”xiajiekanxiangpangbianyinansheng，nudengzheta。
neinanshenghedeganjinqishen。
xiajiezhuaguotadebandeng，xiangchenshengdabuzoulai！
出事了，要出事了！
zhouweidenannannvnvmenyijing，tamenzhidao，zheixiajiekeshigehenchazi，jintianxinlaidechabansheng，kongpashiyaojianxuege！
songyuyanlenghengyisheng，jingguozheijianshi，gujizheigejiaochenbahuangdejiahuojiunengzhinanertuile，daoshihoutamenjiadabulepeichangyixieyiyaofei。
“haoshuai。”linyaomanyanhuachidekanzhechenbahuang，tadangranzhidaozheijigejiahuonaihebulechenbahuang，dangniansanbuguandidai，qianglindanyu、chenbahuangdounengkang，zheixiejiahuosuanshenme？
suoyourendouyiweichenshengyaoaizoule。
“aiya，jiege，buyao，buyao，woxinlaide，buyaoqifuwo！”turan、chenshengbenlaiqieyidebiaoqing，sanbailiushidudazhuanwan，biandehenhaipa，buduanhoutui，“nimenbieguolai，huang......huanglao--shiyaoshizhidaole，yidingbuhuifangguonimende。”
“xianzaizhidaopale？yijingwanle，gannonglaozi，laozijintianrangnizhidaosheicaishibaba！”xiajiejifengdedao，“nifangxin，huangsusubuhuizhidaode，zaishuo，tazhidaoyouzenmeyang？jiusuanzhidaole，yezhinengguaiguaiderenlaozibaibu......”
“xiajie，nishuoshenme？”
jiuzaizheishi，yizhengaogenxieyudimianqiaojideshengyinchuanruerzhong，budaosanmiao，yidaofengmeideshenqubianshichuxianzaizhongrenshiyezhizhong。
qukaihuidehuangsusu，jingshiquerfufan，yanshenlenglengdesaoguobuyuanchuzhanqidejiren，zuizhongdinggezaixiajieshenshang：
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接管女配身体后，我逆袭成最强高中生
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刚出民政局，前妻的励志人设就崩了
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