zaichengyuzhedexiaoshuo《linfengmiandeqianqi》zhong,linfengmianlicuihongshiyigeputongren,dantazhudingyaochengweigaibianshijiedeyingxiong。beixuanzhongbaohuyigegulaodeshenmiyiwu,linfengmianlicuihongtashangleyichangchongmanqihuanhemaoxiandelvcheng。tajiangmianduixieeshilidezhuizhuhezijineixindezhengzha,tongshiyefaxianlezijiyinzangdeliliangheshiming。linfengmianwunaidiyaoyaotou,zhinengqianzheniumanmanxunzhaochukou。yilushang,tayudaolexuduokunnanhezuai,birudou……jiangdailingduzhejinruyigechongmanjingxihegandongdeshijie。
tashiyigechushennongcundexiaohuo,congxiaojiushenghuozaineipianguangmaodetudishang。tadepifubeiyangguangshaideyouhei,yanshenzhongtouluchujianrenheposhi。
zainongcunderizili,taxuehuileqinlaohejianren。meitianqingchen,tadouhuigenzhefumuyiqixiadilaozuo,gengzhongzheneipianshuyutamendetudi。tadeshuangshousuirancucao,danquechongmanleliliang。
jinguanshenghuobingbufuyu,dantaxinzhongquehuaichuaizheduiweilaidechongjing。takewangzouchunongcun,qukankanwaimiandeshijie,quzhuiqiuzijidemengxiang。
neishi2005niandeqiuji,gangmangwanqiushou,cunminmenjiujihuazhezhongxiaomaideshiqing。
zuoweizhongyuanpianqudehuangtudi,chulezhongxiexiaomai,yumi,huasheng,meiyouqitazhiqiandedongxile……
linfengmianjiayebuliwai,zuzongshangjidaiquanshinongminchushen,daoleqiujimangdeyeshibukekaijiao,chuzhonghaiweibiyedeta,beifuqinliudaojialibangzhutagengdizhongmaizi,tabenshenjiuxuexichengjiyiban,jiashangxuexiaoyoutongxuejingchangqifuta,tayejiutongyile。
neishicunlihenshaorenyoutuolaji,jihudoushiyongniumagengdi,linfengmiandelaobajiuyongjinyoudequanbujiadangmaileyitai,“dongfanghong”18pidonglidetuolaji。
linfengmianduijixiehecheleidedongxitebieganxingqu,zhiyaolaoshifuyizhidian,tashangqujiunengjiashile。
嘿!!!
“nizheixiaozigangjinishuoledangweinijiujizhule?laoshifujingyadao,kanlaizheixiaoziduicheyoutianfuya,”jigedashuzaipangbiantaolundao……
weishenmebalinfengmianliudaojiali,neishiyinweitalaoba,bachemaihuilaiyihou,xueleshiduotian,haibuganwangmalushangkai,suoyijiujiezhelinfengmianguoxingqiliuxingqitian,jiurangtaduodaijitiandengzhongwanxiaomaizaiqushangxueba!
sheizhidaozheiyiliu,jiugaibianlelinfengmiandemingyun,yexutatianshengjiubushidushudeliaoba,zhudingbunengkaodushuchurentoudile。
linfengmiankaizhe“dongfanghong”tuolajifeichizaiyiwangwujidetianyeshang,neihongmingshengfangfoshiyudadideduihua。tuolajide“judaluntai”zaitudishangliuxiashenshendehenji,shenhoudenitubeilifanchuxindeyimian,piaozheyiguturangdeqixi。
tadanshoucaozuodedeyangzishuaidaile,kubile,jianzhiwufabiyule。
linfengmianjialiyejiuersanshimudi,yitazheishencaozuoliangsantianyejiuwanchengle。
dizhongwanle,gaihuixuexiaoshangxuele,
linfengmiandefumushuodao:haizinizheijitianxinkule,bangzhebamabadizhongwanle,huidaoxuexiaohaohaodushu,buyaoxiangbamazheiyanghaishizuogenongmin,jianglainikaogehaoxuexiao,bamayegenzhenizhandianguang。”
keshilinfengmiannahaiyouxinsishangxue,tadexinquanzaineige“hongtouniu”tuolajishang,taganjuekaituolajibineikuzaowuweidexuexiaoyaoyoulequdeduo。
linfengmiannannandao:“wobuzhunbeiqushangxuele”,
linmudunshijiubugaoxingle,wendao:niweishajiubuyuanyiqushangxueleni?jialijiuniyigedumiao,quanjiadexiwangquanbudouzainishenshangya!
pangbiandefuqinyeshuodao:nikebunengyinweiworangnizaijiabangjitianmangjiubushangxueya……
tamenbuguanzenmeshuo,fanzhenglinfengmianneixinyixiajuedingle,buqujiushibuqule……
zheishilinmunaoxiuchengnu,“hentiebuchenggang”,jiaomieletasuoyoudexiwang,tadaochaihuoduilicaoqiyigegunzi,chaozhelinfengmianzhuileshangqu……
linfengmianjianqingkuangbudui,“yaoaidadejiezou”batuijiuwangwaimianpao,
linmupaodezaikuai,yebibushangyigeshisiwusuidemaotouxiaohuozi,zhuiletadabangecunzhuangyemeizhuishang,linmufangqile,zhunbeihuijiashouzhudaitu……
yixintantedelinfengmian,buzhidaogairuheshihao,huijiapaaizou,youpafumubizhequshangxue,haishizhaogedifangduoduoba。
talaidaocongxiaojiuzaiyiqiwande,tongcunaliangjiali,aliangshiyigefumushuangwang,10suijiushiqushuangqindeguer,tawuyiwukao,quankaozhengfujidianbutieweichishenghuo……
aliangwendao:amian,nizenmemeiqushangxue?
linfengmianshuodao:haibushibeiwoneibendieliuzaijialibangtazhongdi,wofeichangreaituolaji,“kaishangyinle”zhongwandisuoyiwojiumeixinsiqushangxuele!
alianghaha……xiaodaoshuo:kanlainixiaoziyebushigedushudeliaoya……
aliangsuirancongxiaojiushigeguer,danshitaderenyuanhenhao,cunlishangxiashilaisuidedouxihuanzhaotawan。
tajiajiuxiangge“tuoersuo”yiyang,buguanshilijiachuzoude,haishitaoxuede,douxihuandaotajia“binan”。
haibieshuo,gebifangjianhaizhenyoulianggetaoxuede,zaineida“hundouluo”ni……
neishidenongcunwanshanghenanjing,sheijiadiuledongxi,douxihuanzhandaofangdingshang“ma”dabangecunzhuangdounengtingdedao。
huranlinfengmiantingdaoshuxideshengyinzaihujiaota,“wanle”linfengmiandelaomazaifangdingshang,chezhedasangmenhanzhe:linfengmian……linfengmian……linfengmian……
yilaomazheizhongjizaodexingge,zhaobudaota,jinwanjueduihui“cheyenanmian。”
fanzhengyijingtielexinbuqushangxuedelinfengmian,jiazhuangtingbujian,yebuhuiying。
ruguobeizhaodaojueduishiyidunbaozoubuke……xiangxiangdoukepa……
aliangshuodao:nizheiyangyebushibanfa,haiburuzhijiegennibamatanpaijiang。
linfengmianshuodao:jiushijiangbutong,cailainizheibinandeyagege!!!
guolebanxiaoshi,linfengmiandebama,laidaolealiangjiali,daomenkouwendao:aliang……aliang……wojiafengmianzainijiama?
yinweilinfengmiandefumuyezhidao,tabuhuidaonaliqu,yinweialiangjiashicunlichulemingde“binansuo。”
linfengmiantiqianjiugenaliangshuohaole,ruguobamalaizhaota,jiushuobuzaizheili。
alianghuidadao:buzai……buzai……tameilaiwojia……
linfengmiandebamanannandao:qiguaile……zheihaiziqunalile……ranhoudaizhezhiyilikaile!
jiuzheiyanglinfengmiansuanshitaoguo“yidunduda”
diertianlinfengmianyedaibuzhule,yinweizheiyangxiaqubushibanfa,zongbukenengyizhidaizaialiangjiaba?suirantaoxuetaokedehaizidouhuilaizheili,danshizheibushilinfengmiandeguisu,linfengmianjuedinghuijiamianduifumu,haohaojiejuezheigewenti!
tadaoxieguoalianghoujiuhuijiale,huidaojiamenkoujiutingdao,fumuyaoqunalinalizhaozijideshi……
linfengmianyixiazichuxianzaifumudemianqian,linmuyoudanxinyoushengqideyangzi,douyaokule……
shuodao:nizhei“xionghaizi”qunalile?nizhibuzhidaobamazhaoleniyigewanshang?
zhanpangbianbushanyancidelaobayeshuodao:kankanrangwomenzhejide?zuowandaoxianzaifandoumeichi,yiyeyanyemeizha……
niya!!!taiburangrenshengxinle……
linfengmianshenzhizijibuhuijiashicuowude,rangbamadanxinle!
ranhouyouyuzhongxinzhangdeshuo:ba,ma,wozhendeyijingxianghaole,woyezhidaozijibushidushudeliao,dushuyilaichengjiyizhishizhongdengsheng,conglaimeikaoguoqiansanming,nimenjiubuyaobiwole!
linmu,linfu,jianerzishitielexindequanbudong,zongbuneng“shaleta”ba?
congcifumujiuzaiyemeiyoubilinfengmianshangxuedeshi!!!
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