《lufanyiwaichuanyuedaoleyigetongmingmingxingdeshenshang》limiandeneirongzheibenxiaoshuoshilufanchude,zhujiaoshilufanxiaosa，zhuyaojiangshudeshi：“shia，buxinnikan，wogenjialideqinqideguanxidoubucuo，nikanwogangcaihaiwenhouleyixiawoerguni！”kanzherebayi……
lufandiankailetahedabodeliaotian。
sheyingshiyejiangjingtoulajin，rangzhibojiandeguanzhongmenyenengkandaolufanshoujishangdeliaotianjiemian。
duici，lufanyemeiyouzaiyi。
lufanshoujishangyigezaifengjingqubaiposstouxiangdezhongniannanrentouxiang，shangmianbeizhudezhengshilufandedabo。
“ganmani，dabo！”：lufan。
大伯：“上班！”
“wogeneigehunfangdefangdai，shihaiyaohaijiniana？”：lufan
“yigeyuehaiduoshaoa？”：lufan
“yalitingdadeba！”：lufan
“haiyou，wogeneihunfangzhuangxiushizaishitaitule。”：lufan
“fenggeshinixuandeba，detiaogeshijiangaizaoyixiaa，buranxianglaofangzi！”：lufan
“fangziyoule，haidepeitaiche，bunengzongshiqidiandongcheshangxiabanba[xiaolian]jiayoujiayou！”：lufan
dabo：“guanhaoniziji！”
……
kandaozheili，rebarenyouxiemale！
“lu……fan，zheijiushinishuodeheqidagubadayilianxiganqing！”
lufanshenbianshexiangshiduanzheshexiangjideshouyeweiweizhandou。
还能这么操作的吗？
tayelaodabuxiao，kuaiyaosanshisuile。
meicihuijiabibeizheixieqidagubadayizheixieqinqicuihun。
meiciguonianhuijiajiuxiangshibeishenpanyiyang。
suoyizheicijiemuzuyaoqiuguoniangenpaijiemu，taxiangdoumeixiangjiuzhijiezigaofenyongdebaomingle。
jiushibuxianghuijia，mianduineixiuluodiyubandeshenwen。
danshitaconglaimeixiangdaohaiyoulufanzheiyangdecaozuo，zouqinqimendelu，rangqinqimenwulukezou。
lufandelianhuanwulianwen，rangtakandaodouyizhenzhixi。
zheitayaoshilufantadabo，gujigaoxueyadouqilaile。
tasuanshikanchulaile，zhiyaozheijijuhuayichu，lufanhuijiaqule，zheidaboqimahuolijianshaojiuchengjiu。
shuobudingjianlelufanhaideraodaozou。
绝，实在是太绝了。
**！
qishibuguangshisheyingshihereba。
jiulianzhibojiandeguanzhongmen，yebeilufandezheiyishoujizhengmengbile。
“**，hainengzheimegan，zheitmyetaijuele！”
“lufanquedingnizhendequedingnizheishizailianluoganqing，erbushijiechouma？”
“hahaha，bangbuzhule，zheizhenshisharenyouzhuxinle！”
“xuedaole，xuedaole，woniannianmianduizheixieqinqicuihundoubeinongdetoubushitou，dingbushidingde，womashangjiuquyuwodaboduixian！”
“lufan，abu，lushenyaozaojiuyounizheiyizhao，womeiciguonianzhiyuguodezheimelangbeima？”
“lufan，wohaiyoudagu，haiyoudayi，nihainengzaijiaowomenliangzhaoma？”
……
“jingyimeimei，nishizuoweigewutuantichudaode，wopingshizhiyaoyoukongxianjiuhuizuanyanyinle，zheicigenwoguonianhuijia，wokeyiweiniliangxueshentaohuangzhuicheng�
“pingshiwomenyekeyihuxiangjiaoliuxuexi！”huachenyuzixindeshuodao。
tingdaolehuachenyudehua，jujingyishifendejingxi，meixiangdaogenzhehuachenyuhuijiaguonian，haiyouzheifuli。
huachenyuzuoweidangjinhuayuletanxinshengdaideyinleqicai，weitaliangshendazuoyishouge，neishihenduorenqiuzhierbudede。
jujingyiduihuachenyudeguanganshunjianshangshengbushao，suihoutiantiandeshuodao：“neijiuxiexieyugele。”
此时的直播间里。
“womenhuahuazhendeshizaishitaihaoxinle！”
“zhenxianmujujingyi，nenggouhewomenhuahuazhuzaiyiqi，hairanghuahuajitaxiege。”
“womendejujingyimeimeiyehenbangdehaoma？”
“yousheihaijidezheishiyigeguoniandejiemuma，guonianhaizaizheieraorenshe，youyisima！”
“shia，womenxiangkandeshimingxingguonianhuiganshenme，yaokannimenchanggedehua，buruqugebihaoshengyin。”
“xiongdimen，youqishidanshengoumen，haishiqulufandezhibojianba，lufandezhibojianshizhendenenggouxuedaodongxide！”
“shia，zheibiandejiemumeiyouyidiannianweier，lufanneibiannianweieryijingyichulaile。”
ha？kandaozheihoumianliangtiaopinglun，dunshiyinqibushaoguanzhongdehaoqi。
jiulufanneigemiantanlian，shuohaotingdianshigaolengnanshen，nenggoujiaojitamenyouyongdedongxi？
daizhexiexudeyihuo，bushaorenlianmangqieleguoqu。
……
“yasebiepao！kaidaa！”
“aiaiai！jingkeyinshenle，chaozhexialuqulaile！”
“houyinidazhaochaozhenalishede？nengbunengzhangdianxin！aiyozenmelaofuziyoulaizhuawo……”
zaihuizhaojinmaijiadeguoniandelushang，zhaojinmaihepengyuchangzuoweitonglingrenshimeiyouyidiangangade。
henkuailiangrenjiukaishiwangzhekaihei。
zheiyeshitamenzheigenianlingduanteyoudejiaoyoushouduan。
buguotamenwanerdedaoshihenkaixin，danshizhibojiandeguanzhongkebushilaikantamenwaneryouxide。
zhengzaizhibojiandeshuiyouguanzhongmengandaowuliaodeshihou。
yourenjinghudao：“zaizheierkanwaneryouxiyoushenmeyisi，buruqukanlufangentaqidagubadayiduixian！”
“lufanhetaqidagubadayiduixian？”
zheihuachenggongyinqilezheibianzhongduoguanzhongdexingqu，zhijieqiexianglelufanherebaneibian。
tongyang，qinxiaoxiansuirankoucaibucuo，doudechaoyuegegezhixiao，jiashangchaoyuemeimeidehanhandejinlitizhi，jiemuxiaoguohaishiyoude，danshihaishibimianbuleliushileyixieguanzhong。
zheixierenziranyeshiannaibuzhuzijidehaoqixin，jinrulelufanherebadezhibojianli。
zheibian，rebakandaolufanhezijidabodeqinqiewenhou，naoguaziwengwengde。
lufanzheiqueshishigenzhangbeizuopengyou，ruguomeiyoulufanbeizhudedaboneilianggezi，rebashenzhihuaiyilufancaishizhangbei。
“lu……fan，zheijiushinishuodeheqidagubadayilianxiganqing！”rebawendao。
“shia，buxinnikan，wogenjialideqinqideguanxidoubucuo，nikanwogangcaihaiwenhouleyixiawoerguni！”kanzherebayilianbukezhixindebiaoqing，lufandiankaiweixinergudeliaotianlan。
ergudetouxiangshiyiduohehua。
“erguzaiganma？【xiaolian】”：lufan
二姑：“在家呢！”
“zenmemeiyouqushangbana！”：lufan
“yidingyaoqushangbane，bunengbuqushangban！”：lufan
“haiyounigongzuoshengzhilemeiya，zuoleneimejiubuhuihaishiyigezuzhangba！”：lufan
“nikankanwolaogudouyijingshengdaozhuguanle，nidejiajiayoua！”：lufan
“gongziduoshaole？buhuihaishi4000duoba？”：lufan
“gongzuodehaohaogan，buranwomenzheixiewanbeichuquyemeimianzibushi。”：lufan
“cunkuanyouduoshaoa，yidingyaocunzhuqian，pingshineixiexiea，baoamaitaganma，langfeiqian。”：lufan
“haiburuliuxialaijinainaimaixiechide，huozheyihouliujiwobiaodimaifang。”：lufan
二姑：“哦！”
“【xiaolian】【xiaolian】【xiaolian】”：lufan
kandaozheili，sheyingshiyaobushihaiyoupaisherenwu，tagaodidejilufanguiyige。
yaoshitayoulufanzheiyizhao，guonianhuijiatakeyihengzhezou。
cishizhibojiandeguanzhongmenzaiyerenbuzhule。
“cao，haimeixiache，guoniandeganjuezenmejiupumianerlaile！”
“zheinianweier，naoyixiajiushanglaile！”
“xuedaole，xuedaole，biedezhibojianhaizaiguoniandelushang，lufanzheishiyijingzaiweiguonianpulule。”
“xuehuile，wozheijiuquzhaowodayiduixianqu，jinnianwoyidingyaoguoyigehaonian！”
“meixiangdaokangejiemu，hainengyouzheiyangdeshouhuo，lufanwoduiniheizhuanfenle，yihounilufanjiushiwoyifuyimudeqinxiongdi。”
“hahaha，xiaosiwole，zheisuizuizi，nigaosuwotashigaolengnanshen！”
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