《laogongchuguifengbo》shiyibuchongmanaiqingyumaoxiandexiandaiyanqingxiaoshuo，youxiaotuziaichicaojingxingousiercheng。gushizhong，lihemuyujinglileyiduanjianxindelvcheng，zaituzhongyudaole[biaoqian:zhujiaodebanlv]，errengongtongmianduizhelaizineixinhewaijiedekaoyan。tamentongguoyonggan、jianchihexinren，zuizhongzhanshenglekunnan，shixianlezijidemubiao。popoqingxujidongbushengrenshi，gonggongyebeiqidebuzaichumian，wodao：「fanzhengliuzheyemeiyong，yidaoqieleganjing。」……jianghuanqiduzhexinzhongduiaiqingheyongqidexiangwang。
张玫怀孕
1.小三怀孕
yigepingchangdezaoshang，wozhengsonghaiziquxuexiao，yigemoshengdedianhuadalejinlai，shuowolaogongzhengzaijiudianyunenmosihun。
wokaikoujiuwen，najiadegouzi，yaoduoshaoqian？
gouzizaidianhuaneiduanyileng，shuozhixuershiwanjiunengmaiduandujiaxiaoxi，shundaijiwoxianchangzhibo。woxinrantongyi，shouzhiyihuaqianjiudaoleduifangzhanghu。
tongyishijian，woneihaoguimidalaidianhua，wenwoshifouyaoquzhuojian。
我拒绝了。
zhuanshoubashipinfadaolegonggongpopodeweixinshang，xinqingpohaodihuijiazhunbeidacan，yingjiewanshangdedaxi。
lihelouzheyigeyimiqidegaogenvren，manmianchunfengdizoulejinlai。
wozhaohuliangrenzuoxia，「zheiweishinidexinhuan？」
「zenmeyang，zhangdebinihaokanhenduoba？tuizhangfubai，shouganyehao。」
woshangxiasaoshiyanqianyanshendaizheqingmiedenvren，lihewannvrendeyanguangyizhihenbucuo，zhishitadaidebushinenmo，ershihaizidejiatingjiaoshi。
「zhangxiaojie，tinghuipangaozhi。」
zhangmeizhangzhexianzailiheduitadechongai，yanlijieshishenglizhedetiaoxin，henshibuxiewozheigezhengrizaijiadaihaizidehuanglianpo。
「jiejie，renguizizhi。jinwan，woyaoyulihezaibieshulixiuxi，nichuquzhujiudianba。」
peng！damencongwaibeidakai，poponuqichongchongdizoulejinlai，taishoujiujileliheyigebazhang，「nizheigebuxiaozi，zaiwaibianzhaonvrenwanwanjiusuanle，haidaihuijia！」
「ma，wozheishijinidailegesunzihuilai。zhangmeihuaiyunsigeyuele。」
woxinzhonglengxiao，nanguailihejintiandaihuijiadebushineigexindeshoudenenmo，ershizaojiuwannidezhangmei。
zheishixiangshangwei，xiangzuolitaitai？
popodunshiliansenankan，kanlewoyiyan，lazhewodeshouanwei：「xiaomu，meishide，mamajinizuozhu，zheihaiziduanranbuhuishengxialai。」
zhangmeiyitingpopodehua，likeguilexialai，maoniaoyegenzheliu，kuhanzhedao：「bomu，haizisigeyuele，yinchantaiweixian，genghekuangtayeshilijiadexuemaia！wokeyibujianhaizi，qiuqiunirangwobatashengxialaiba！woduiliheshizhenxinde。」
真心？
wodidichixiao，zheigeshijieshangzhenxinzuibuzhiqian。
popoweinandikanzhewo，yanlihuaguoburenheweinan，wozhidaotaxinlishixiangyaozheigehaizide，lihezaihunaohaiziyeshiwugude。
「婆婆——」
wozhuangzuokusheng，yandihanleidikanzhexiangpopo，jiayiyaotabiedongceyinzhixin。
lihekanlebanshangdianranyizhiyan，kanxiangguizaidishangdezhangmeidao：「woma，zheishitongyile。niqilaiba，guizheduishenzibuhao。」
popolikui，limaanweiwo，「xiaomua，zheixienianrangnishouweiqule。zhishizheihaizi——nizhidao，womenlijiayizhidanchuan，duogehaiziyeduogejichengren，yihouyeduogerenfuchichener。ersunraoxishimaduoniandexinyuan，nijiuchengquanmaba。」
wodiantou，kansipoyuwunaikaikou，xinliqueshilekailehua：「ma，haizikeyishengxialai，danwoyaozhangmeilikaizheili，yongshibunengyuhaizixiangjian。」
「xing，zheihaizishengxiahoujiuyangzaiwoshenbian。」
sannianqian，lihechulechehuo。
worengxiahaizipaoquyiyuan，manxindanyou，jiaojinggaosuwo，tayinweigenmishuzaicheshangguihun，taixingfenzhuangshangyingmiankailaidekache。
jiaojingnachulexianchangdezhaopian，lihehuangyouzheliangtiaoguangtutudetuizuozaijiashiwei，mishupazaitaneishenmeshang，shoubeibeikazhulexiaolianbiedetonghong。
kanzhezheixiangyandezhaopian，woruzhuibingjiao，dangjirangzhuzhiyishengjilihezuolejiezhashoushu，suihoupiantashichehuohouyizheng。
jiezhaledelihe，zaojiumeileshengyunengli，zhangmeiduzilidehaizidaodishisheideni？
womanxinqidaidisongzoulepopo，yourangjialidebaomushoushihaolekefangrangliangrenzhuxia。
2.耀武扬威
liheqiaozhewoyilianshenqingqishuanghaobuzaiyidemoyang，niezhuwodeshouwan，shuyanyimi。
「muyu，nibuzaiyi？」
wogouchunyixiaoshuaikailihedeshou，xindimanshixianqi，「nijidehuijiajiuhao。」duiyuwodedadu，liheluchulemanyidexiaorong，louzhezhangmeidexiyaoqulekefanghuhun。
wozhuanshenrangbaomubawodunhaodeshiquandabutangsongqu，bunengrangtazaixinhuanjiuaizhijianlibucongxin。
huidaoloushang，wozhengjilihederunhuayoulijialiao，guimiyoudalaidianhua，tazaidianhuaneiduanzhoumadao：「lihejianzhibushiren！」
「yuer，tazheicitaiguofenle，barengaohuaiyunbushuohaiwangjialidai——nidengzhe，womashangguolaijinichuqi！」
「meishi，yebushiyiciliangcile，nifangxin。」wodaqidishuozhe，bazengqiangqingyudeyaoyoudirulerunhuayeliyuxiaoyusanfangzaiyiqi。
「renjiadoulaijialibigongle，nizheigezhengzhuhairangwofangxin，fangxingepi！nijiexialaidasuanzenmeban？lihun？」
「**peigoutianzhangdijiu。lihunshibukenenglihunde，zheibeizidoubukenenglihun。」
wohenlejielihe，tabuxihuanyongxiaoyusan，runhuayouhezhuxingdeyaoquehenxihuan。liaoxiangtaheleneiwantangmeigeliangtianshixiabulaichuangde，wozhunbeidedongxiyidingnengpaishangyongchang。
geri，qiaotalouzhezhangmeideyaojihouhoudebarenjihongzou，xunsuzhefanshanglou，wogenzaitashenhou，nachulezhunbeihaoderunhuaji。
「shizaizhaozheigema？zaojinizhunbeihaole，duozhuyishenti。」
lihexingfendicuoshou，naledongxi，juedewohenshiqu，wenroudiyongshounieleniewodelian，「muyu，nizhenshiyuelaiyuedongshile。」
——
xiawu，wogangsonghaizijinlexuexiao，yigejianruidenvshengzaiwoshenhouxiangqi，tingzhexianhuaideduzi，yaowuyangweidiyingruyanlian。
「yo，zuoricaishanglemen，jintianjiudengbuleyaoquerdaizhile？」
wofengcizhe，zaizhangmeigenqianmeibiyaozhuangshenmewangbaduzi，quanpingwokaixin。
zhangmeimozhezijideduzi，xiaodedangyang，yifushengquanzaiwodebiaoqing，「muyu，woquannishixiangdiangenlihelihun——tashuole，zhiyaonitongyi，tajiuli。」
wofue，dingzhezhangmeineizhanghaokandelian，「zheijinianxiangnizheiyangdenvrenmeiyoushigeyeyoubagele，nijianlihelihunle？haibushiguaiguaidihuijia。」
he，xiangxinnanrendezui，buruxiangxinshijieshangyougui！
「yuer，buhaole，lihegenyigenenmobeisongquyiyuanle。」guimidadianhualai，wotingzhetadanyoudeyuqi，cuqimeitou，kanxianghaigenwotiaoxindezhangmei，shuoleju，womashangguoqu。
「niyaogenwoyiqiquchouchou？」
「kanshenme？nixiuxiangpianwo！」zhangmeijingtidihoutuileyibu，mozhezijideduzi，haosiwoyaohaitadehaizi。
woyebupianta，liheyuqitarenguihun，**liuxuejinyiyuanle。
zhangmeixiaolianshabai，zhandouzhelakaichemenyaoquzhaolihezaixianduizhan。
lihezhengzaishoushushili，popozaimenwaidengzhe，jianzhewolaimanliandekuijiu，youkangenzaishenhoudezhangmeimeihaoqi，「nilaiganshenme？zhenshixianzheilihaibugouluanme？」
lazhewodeshouroushenganwei：「xiaomua！shiliheduibuqini，tataibuxianghuale，nikebiegentalihun。zheishiguole，mayidinghaohaoguanguanta。」
「妈——」
woguzuochiyibuhuida，tiaomeikanxiangzhangmei。
3.医院闹剧
「bomu，lihezenmele？」
zhangmeicikehaidanxinlihe，gubushangyuwozhenggeshuying，jinzhangdiwendao。
「lairen，bazhangxiaojiesongzou，biezaizheiliaishi。」sijizouguolai，qingzhangmeilikai，tabuyuanyijingyusijilacheqilai。
wochushengzhizhi，「xingle！」zhuanshenduipopokaikou：「ma，nijiugaosuzhangxiaojieba！tachizaoyaozhidaoliheshigeshenmederen，zheriburuzhuangri，jiujintiangaosuta，yemianderangtadanxin。xiaoxinduzilidehaizia，neikeshilijiadexuemai。」
woshanjierenyidiweizhangmeishuohua，pomuyanzhongmanshixinteng，shenshoupailepaiwodejian，yishianfu。
pomuxidongzhezuichunyaokaikoujieshi，kebuzhizenmeshuo，youbishanglezui。
lihezuodeshishizainanyiqichi。
wojianpomuweinanzhudongdao：「zhangxiaojie，zuorinigenliheyuehuiqian，tazhengzaijiudianyuyiweixingoudashangdenenmozaijiudiansihunni。wanshangjiudainihuijiale，jinrigangsongnilikai，tayoudaizherunhuayequshangbiedenvrenle。」
「不，不可能！」
zhangmeizhengdalemouzi，nanguodiwuzhexinkou，diezuozaidengzishang，yandihanlei，「tashuoguo，tazhiaiwode，zhiyaowohuaishanglehaizi，tajiulihungenwozaiyiqi！tabuhuipianwode，buhuide！」
woyanshizhexindidekuaiyi，dishengquandao：
「jiran，zhangxiaojiebuyuanyixiangxin，neidengzhelihecongshoushushilichulaiqinziwenwenta？」
pomuqinredilaguowodeshou，jianwobeishangguotou，jingrananweiqixiaosanlai，gangyaokaikouanfu，lihejiubeituichushoushushi。
tabanmengbanxinghaiyiweizijizainashenmeni，yizhibuduandetingzheyao，neiwanyiyeqiaodelaogao。
kandepomumanlianxiufen，zuilimazhebuxiaozi。
nenmoyebeituilechulai，tameishenmeshi。
zhuyaoshiliheqixuehaojin，tulejikouxueyunzaichuang，batahededajingshise，liangren**lianzheyizhiqubuchulai。
zhangmeishangqianchezhenenmodeshoushufu，shangxindeshuangyantonghong，madao：
「你这个**——」
wodajiaoyishengbuhao，rangyihurenyuanlakailezhangmeiyaotaquxiuxishidengzhe。
erwo，dadianhuarangbaomubaoletangsonglai，pomugengshijuededuibuqiwo，yizhizaibingchuangqianshuluolihedebushi。
wozuoertingyouerjin，xinlipansuanzhe，zenmeranglihechedichuming，rangtashiqujichenglishijituanjichengrendeshenfen。
wunianqian，yaobushiwobadegongsixianruweiji，xuyaolishichushouxiangjiu，woyebuhuijiajilihe。
tazaiquanzilishichulemingdeaiwan，nannvbuji，huijinrutu，buxuewushu，yishenexi。
wopoyuwunaijiajita，qichutaxinlizhiyouwoyigeren，yezhiaiwoyigeren，kedengwohuaiyunshengxiachenerhou，benxingjiubaolule。
tiantianliulianhuacong，yebuguisu，zhiyaotabudaihuijiawodouzhengyizhiyanbiyiyan，zuowodehaomenkuotai。
zuijinyinian，tayuejianzhangkuang，barenlinghuijiahaixianggenwolihun。
pomujuedeweiqulewo，youpawolihunranglishichuanchuchouwen，youpahuilelihedeqiantu，wulunlihezaiwaibianzenmewan，tadoubuxulihun，yizhianfuwo。
李贺醒了。
pomutingzhilezhouma，tengxidimolemotadelian，zheicailiuxiayanleikuchushenglai。
「buxiaozia，nizheigebuxiaozi！lishidoukuaihuizainishoulile。」
「ma，wobuguowanwannvren。muyudoumeishuoshenme，nizaizheilikushenme？wohaimeisini？neigemotezenmeyangle？」
he，tahaiyouxinqingguanxinmotedeshengsi。
zhangmeituimenerru，yizhuazizhuazailihelianshang，xuehuasijian。
我低着头露出笑意。
zhualeyizhuazibuguoyin，zhangmeiyouzhuaizhetadebozijiletayibazhang！
