《laogongchuguitadeboshixuesheng》wanquanrangduzheruxi，buguanshiyangshuchenyesongmingwangyutingderenwukehua，haishiqitapeijiaodechuxiandouhenjingcai，meiyizhangdouhendadongren，rangrennenggoushenrukanjinqu，《laogongchuguitadeboshixuesheng》suojiangdeshi：menneiciqibifudeqihongshengyilanggaoguoyilang，fangfozaidashengdichaowoxuanbuwobeilvle！neiyike，wohunshenxueyefangfoningguleban，wobuganxiangxin，songmingzheigehewo……。
第一章
laogonghetadexueshengjuhuiguoshengri，weilejitagejingxi，wotiqianjieshuchuchadaojiudianxiangjitagejingxi。
meixiangdaoquekanjiantahetadexiaonvpengyouwangyutingqinderehuochaotian。
womeiyouliketuimenerruquzhuojian，ershihetongyangbeilvdenanrenxiangshiyixiao。
一场好戏开场了！
1、
“wa，songlaoshilaodangyizhuanga！zaiqinyige！”
“zailaiyige！meikangou！”
“wangxuejielianhongle！”......
menneiciqibifudeqihongshengyilanggaoguoyilang，fangfozaidashengdichaowoxuanbuwobeilvle！
neiyike，wohunshenxueyefangfoningguleban，wobuganxiangxin，songmingzheigehewoxianglian3nian，jiehun5niandenanren，qianyigexiaoshihaizaishipinlishuozhexiangwo，juranbeizhewohetadexueshenggaozaileyiqi。
zhengdangworuzhuibingjiaozhishi，yigemoshengnanrendehuayujiangwocongshishenzhongmengdizhuaihuixianshi：“zenme，niyeshilaizhuojiande！”
“ye”zheigeziyongdehenweimiao，woshenxiyikouqi，nulirangzijizhendingxialai，fanwendao：“zenme，niyeshi？”
zhijianneigenanrendianlediantou，muguangsisididingzheneishanjinbidefangmen，zichaobanshuodao：“na，helimianneigelaonanrenbaozhekende，jiushiwoweihunqi！”
“he，qiaolebushi，neigelaonanrenshiwolaogong。”wochixiaochusheng，xinzhongdehuangmiugandaodaledingdian。
nanrentiaoletiaomei，jixushuodao“tashuojintianwanshangyaoganlunwen，yuanlaishiyaoganzheshanglaoshidechuanga！”
“hahahaha，xianeryijianbushima！”tingzhezheichaofengyiweishizudehua，worenbuzhuxiaolechulai，suijishenchuleshou“nihao，yangshu。”
“chenye，xinghui！”jinjiezhe，tamuguangyishan，daizhejifenxixuedekouwenwendao：“xianzaiwomenyaotuimenzhuojianma？”
“chenxianshengwanguodezhoupukema，xianzaixiandipaitaibianyitamenle。”shuohuajian，wodeshouzhiyijingshuliandidiankaileshoujideluxianggongneng。
chenyetiaomeishiluchudanbianjiuwo，“neijiuhezuoyukuaile，yang**！”
“合作愉快。”
luodichuangwaihuaguoyidaoshandian，baoyujijianglailin。
2、
zaiwotarujiamenhoudeduanduanyigexiaoshili，shoujibianjielianbuduandixiangqitishiyin。diankaiyikan，jingranquanshichenyefajiwodexiaoxi，erqiemeiyitiaodourutongyibalirenzhi**dexinzang——neishisongmingchuguiwangyutingdequezaozhengju！
qizhongyouyitiaotebieciyan，songmingweiwangyutingdingzhilemeizuanjie，neimeijiezhihetadeshiqinglvkuan，woshoushangdaideyeshi。
zheishidangniansongminghaizhishiyigeyipinruxideqiongxiaozi，dantaquehaobuyouyudiqingjinzijisuoyoudejixu，maixiazheiduijiezhi。
keshitajujuele，zhishizhengzhongdigenwoshuo“xiaoshu，zheigejiezhiwowenle，duyiwuer，nizaiwoxinliyeshi，woyuanyiweinifuchuyiqie！xiangxinwo，wohuiyongyishengdeshijianquaini、hehuni，rangniyongyuanxingfukuaile！”
hunhou，tayizhibiaoxiandexiangyigehaohaoxiansheng，fanshidouyouhuiying，jiuliandangchubingbukanhaowomendefumu，yehuishuozijiguinvjiandaobaole！
kerujin，neixiexingfuhuamianrengzainaohaizhongshanxian，erwomenzhijiandeganqingqueyiwushirenfei......
wojingjingdikanleyibianyouyibian，congzuichudebengkuidaojieshou，wobuduandigaosuziji：bunengjiuzheiyangqingyidibeidadao！
wozaixinliananfashi，woyaorangsongminghewangyutingfuchudaijia。
wocaganyanlei，hechenyezhidingjihua，jingguoyifanshenrudetaolunzhihou，zuizhongjuedingfengonghezuolaishishiwomendefuchoujihua。
chenyefuzequsoujiguanyuwangyutingbeibaoyangyijitalunwenzaojiadexiangguanzhengju；erwo，zexuyaoxiangjinbanfazaisongmingzheibianxunzhaodaotachuguidequezaozhengju。
我们一拍即合。
jiuzaizheishi，menturanchuanlaiyizhenyaochizhuandongdeshengyin。
wodexinmengdiyijin，lianmangshoujijingyin。
songmingbiwoyujihuilaideyaozao，ruguoshiyiqianwohuipobujidaidibaozhuta，hetasajiao，kexianzaizhishijingjingdidaizaishafashangfadai。
“zenmetiqianhuilaile？”tamanlianjingyadikanzhewo，sihuduiwodeturanchuxianhaowuzhunbei。
cishidewo，xinzhongzaoyibeifennutianman，genbenbuxianghuiyingtadexuqingjiayi。
tajianwobulita，zhudongshangqianyongzhuwo“doumeitongzhiwoqujieni”。
wotoudoumeiyoutai，huidadao“jintianshiqingbijiaoshao，jiuganhuilaile。”
songmingbatoukaozaiwodejingwo，sajiaosidishuo：“neinizenmemeiqucanjiashengriyanni？nizhidaoma？zheiyitianwodouzaixiangni，xiangdekuaifafengle！”
yixiangdaotahewangyutingwendenanshenanfendehuamian，zheihuajiuxiandefenwaikexiao，tadaodijiangwodangchengyigeduochunderena，keyizheiyangsiwujidandiwannongwodeganqing，zhidaocike，tajuranhainengruowuqishidishuozhezheixietianyanmiyu，fangfoshenmedoumeiyoufashengguoyiyang。
woqiangrenzheexin，“zheibushipayingxiangnihenixueshengmenjuhuima，nandejuyici，wozheichuxianbuhao！”
“zenmehui，nicaishizuizhongyaode！”shuowanbianyaoshanglaiwenwo。
wolianmangjiangtatuijinyushi“kuaixixi，yishenjiuwei！”
tingdaowodehua，tabudanmeiyoushengqi，faneryiliantaohaodixiaozhehuiyingdao：“haohaohao，woyaohaohaoxixi，yidingdebazijicongtoudaojiaoqingxideganganjingjingde，qianwanbunengxundaowobaobeilaopo！”
zaitaxizaoshi，wodiankailetadeshouji。
buzhidaoshitaiguoxiangxinwobuhuichatashoujihaishirenweiwochundewukejiuyao，tadeshoujimeishemima，woqingeryijudifankanle，jieguohenranghenrenmanyi。
budebuchengren，songmingzheigerenhenyouyishi，tajianghewangyutingdeliaotianjiludoushandeyiganerjing，dantaquewangjishanfukuanjilu，wonachushoujikuaisuquzheng。
yushilideshuitingle，wolianmangjiangtadeshoujibaihuiyuanwei，jiazhuangwushifasheng。
tacazhetoufachulai，aimeidilouzhuwodeyao，zhengdangwoxiangbanfaruhejujuetashi，yiduanqingxidilaidian**zhouranxiangqi。
woxiayishidixiangqujie，kejiuzaiwozhijiangangyaochupengdaoshoujishi，takuaibuzouguolaiqiangzoule，zoudaoyipang，yongkouxingduiwoshuoshigongzuo。
wojingjingdikanzheta，zhijiantalianshangdeshensecongfanzaodaokaixin，kandaotazheiyangdebianhua，buyongshuo，woyenengcaidaoshiwangyuting。
“laopo，shiyanjieguoyoudianwenti，xuyaowoquyitang，niguaiguaizaijiaa！”guaduandianhuadesongmingjibukenaiqueyouqiangzhuangzhendingdiduiwoshuo。
kantajideliankouzidoukoubuwen，woyangzhuangshengqidao“zuijinzenmedoushiwanshangzuoshiyan，zhidaodeshinijingjingyeye，buzhidaode，haiyiweinizhaoxiaosanle，zheigejialiubuzhunileni！”
tingdaowodezheifanhua，songmingyuanbenhuangluandedongzuoturantingzhule，tadelianseshunjianbiandeshifenjiangying，fangfobeiwodehuayujizhongleyaohaiyiban。
ranerjinjinguolepianke，tabianshenxiyikouqi，qiangxingjichuyigeweixiao，yuqiguzuoqingsongdihuiyingdao：“aiya，laopo，nizheishuodeshishenmehuaya？wozenmekenenghuiyouneizhongshiqing！zheibushishiyandaoleguanjianjieduanma，suoyicaihuijingchangjiabanjiadiande，dengzheiduanshijianguoqule，woyidinghaohaopeini，haobuhao？”
budebushuo，tadangchuanjubianlianyanyuanhaishihenyoutianfude。
“haolehaole，xiangxinni！bijingsheidoumeiniaiwo，bushima？”landehetazhouxuan，zhixiangzheganjinbatadafazou。“ganjinquba，bierangnixueshengdengjiule！”
kuaiquba，nibuquzenmerangwoshoujizhengju！
songminggangchumen，woyeshanglezaojiujiaohaodejichengchegenzheta，bingfaxiaoxijichenye，rangtazhunbeihaodaoju。
chezizhongyudidalemudedi。guobuqiran，zhengruwozhiqiansuoliaoxiangdeneiyang，zheilizhengshiyijiajiudian。
gangkantadexiaofeijilu，songminghewangyutingjingchang“yanjiuxueshu”dedidian。
xiangdaocichu，wozaixinzhongbumianlengxiaoyisheng“he，songming，nizuihaoxinlichengshounenglihenidexingweichengzhengbi，woyidingyaorangnifuchudaijia！”
3、
meiduojiu，chenyeyedaole，tabainongzheshoulidewurenji“yang**，womenyoujianmianle！”
“zhuangbeibucuo，jidepaihaoyidian，wenyidian！”wodandandikanleyiyanwurenji，chaochenyetiaomeiwendao“zhunbeihaolema！”
“dangran！”tachaowobilegeokdeshoushi。
wodabuwangjiudianqiantaizou，xiediyudimiandemocashengzaianjingdedatinglixiandegewaixiangliang，ganjinglisuodijianghukouben，jiehunzhengshuaizaijutaishang，dashengchaozheqiantaifuwuyuanshuo“woshigangganglaikaifangnanrendeqizi，tachuguile，woxuyaozhidaotazainagefangjian！”
fuwuyuanyilianwozhidaodebiaoqing，bingchaowofengkuangshiyanse“**，buhaoyisia，anzhaoguiding，chufeiyouteshubiyaodeqingkuang，fouzewomenshibunengsuibiantoulukerenfangjianxinxide......”
tahuahaimeishuowan，wojiuxunsudicongkoudailimochuyibafenglidexiaodao，haobuyouyudijiangtadizailezijidebojingchu。
fuwuyuanjiazhuangwukenaihe，lianmangdao：“aiyaya，biechongdong，biechongdong！womashanggaosunineiweixianshengdefangjianhao。”
yushi，taganmangchakandiannaojilu，ranhouxiaoshengdigaosulewosongmingsuozaidefangjianhaoma。
jinjiezhe，tayouxiaoxinyiyidiwendao：“**，ninkanninxubuxuyaoshenmebangzhu？birujiaobaoanhuozhebaojingzhileide？”
woxieguotadehaoyi，gaosutabuyaorangbierenzhidao，bingrangtabangwokaiyijiantagebidefang，nashangfangkazouleyiduanjuli，youhuiqunalesongmingneijiandebeiyongka。
wogaosulechenyefangjianhao，bingdakaichuanghu，haorangtaquedingweizhi。
tajiwofalegeokdebiaoqingbao，wogoulegouchunjiao，jingdengtadehaoxiaoxi。
songmingxuandezheigejiudianbuzadi，tamendeshengyintingdeyiqingerchu，zheiwobujitahaohaoluxialai，douduibuqiwolaizheiyitang！
“xiaoxiangxiang，nizhendegouren，bushiwanshangcaiqinguo！”
“xiaozhuzhu，neizenmebanma，renjiaxiangnima！”
“morendexiaoyaojing，buguozheijigeyueshouliandian，wolaopoyijinghuaiyiwole！”
“neigehuanglianpo，chunchengneiyanghaiyoudianchajuea！keshiwoshebudeni！”
“fangxinba，baitianhaishikeyide，nibushizaiwomenkouzhuangletishidengma，womentiantianrangtalianghongdeng，haobuhao！”
“aya，nihuai！”......
yuanlairuci，shangciwoqusongmingbangongshikandaomenkouyougehonglvdengzhuangzhi，wodangshiwentazheishiganshenmede，songmingmianbugaisedijieshidao，zheibuguoshiweilebimianxueshengmenqianlaizhaotadeshihoupukongbale。hongdengliangqi，biaoshicikemeiren；erlvdengliangqi，zeyiweizhewuneiyouren。
wodangshihaikuatatitiexuesheng，shijishangqueshihongdengshizaitouqing，zhendeshibuyaoliandaojizhi。
“nishenmeshihourangwodangsongtaitaia，neigehuanglianpotaiaishile，erqiechenyeneigenanrenyeyoudianchajuechulaile！”
“fangxinba，baobao，kuailekuaile，huiquwojiurangtaqianyiwaibaoxian，daoshihouzaizhizaoqiyigeyiwai，wobujinyaorangnichengweisongtaitai，yehuirangnichengweiyouqianren！”
“laogong，nitaibangle！”
“zheijiubangle，neixianzaizaichuangshangni！”
tingzhetamenshangchuangdeshengyin，wodeshoujinjinzuanchengyigequan。
haonimengejianfu**，touqinghaixianghaisiwo，dengzheba，zongyouyitian，wohuibasuoyoudequruhaijinimen。
zhongyu，gebifangjianlidedongjingzhujianjianruo。
jiuzaizheishi，wodeshoujituranzhendongqilai，pingmuliangqi，xianshishoudaoleyitiaolaizichenyedexiaoxi。
diankaiyikan，yuanlaishitafajiwodeshipin。
budebushuo，zheijiahuobanshihaisuankaopu，shipinpaishedeshifenqingxi，huazhiyexiangdangbucuo。
kanzheshipinzhongdehuamian，wodezuijiaoweiweishangyang，faxiaoxijita：“paidebucuoma！”
henkuai，chenyehuifudao：“neishiziran，haiyougengjingbao、geng**deneirongni！”
yitingdaozheihua，wodejingshenshunjianweizhiyizhen，lianmangcuicudao：“kuaifalairangwokankan！zheixiekedoushizhengjua！”
meiguoduojiu，yifenpptwendangbianfasongdaolewodeshoujishang。
benlaiyiweiwoyijinghenlihaile，jieguokandaozheifenppt，wocaizhidaoshenmejiaoshanwaiyoushan，renwaiyouren。
4、
congzheifenbaogaoli，woqingchudilejiedaolesongminghewangyutingchuguidequanguocheng。
yuanlai，wangyutingganggangkaoshangboshideshihou，youyuzishennenglixiangduijiaoruo，zaizhongduotongmenshixiongdijiemeidangzhongxiandeyouxielibucongxin。meidangdaoshibuzhixiagezhongyanjiurenwushi，tazongshinanyianshiwancheng，zheishidetazhujianchengweiletuanduizhongde“bianyuanren”，shichangzaoshouqitachengyuandepaijiyulengluo。
mianduizheiyangdechujing，wangyutingbingmeiyouxuanzefenfatuqiangyitishengzijideshili，ershidongqilewainaojin，zouqilepangmenzuodao。
tafaxiantongzudeshixiongbujinxueshunenglichuzhong，erqierongyijiejin。
yushiwangyutingkaishiyuzheiweishixionglajinguanxi，jishizaihechenyetanlianaidetongshi，yehuishibushididuishixiongzhanxianchuyixieaimeidejudong。
meiguoduojiu，neiweishixiongbianbeitamideyuntouzhuanxiang，xinganqingyuandibangzhutazhuanxielunwendengyixiliezhongyaodegongzuochengguo。jiuzheiyang，pingjiezhezheizhongbuzhengdangdeshouduan，wangyutingchenggongditigaolezijizaituanduizhongdediweihecunzaigan。
raner，suizheshijiandetuiyi，wangyutingjijiangmianlinbiyezhaogongzuodekaoyan。
cishidetaxinlihenqingchu，zhiqianyikaodeneiweishixiongyijingbukenengzaixiangyiqianneiyangwutiaojiandiweitatigongbangzhule。
zhengdangtaweicigandaojiaolvbuanzhishi，yigexindemubiaojinruletadeshiye——neibianshisongming。
qichusongmingbuyiweiyi，yiweijiushidanchundetongxueduilaoshideyangmu，bianyemeiyouzaiyi，zhidaowangyutingxiangtabiaobai。
tazuoweiyigeyoujiashideren，duiwangyutingdeshihaobujinzhaopanquanshou，haihetatanqiledixialian。
erwangyutingbingmeiyoufangan，tazaisongmingshenshangdedaolegongzuo，jinqianhaiyoudiwei，zheixiexuyaotazijidapindedongxi，tayuefadilibukaisongming。
yucitongshi，wangyutingbingmeiyougenzijidezhengpainanyouchenyetichufenshou。
xiangfan，tahaiyuchenyedinglehun，bingxiangchenyejiqijiarentichuleyixiliekekedetiaojian：biruyaozaishizhongxinquankuangoumaiyitaofangzi；jiehunshiyaomaiqi“wujin”shoushi，erqiecailijinegengshigaodashibawanba。
jinguanruci，chenyeyijiahaishiyaoyaoyayingchenglexialai。
kexizhizhongjiubaobuzhuhuo，zuizhongchenyehaishifaxianlewangyutingbeipantamenganqingdeshishi。
guoran，yigechugui，yigezhisandangsan，meiyouyigehaodongxi！
diertian，dengtamenlianggeshuangshuanglikaifangjianhou，wobiandakaitamendemen，wozhibenneizhanglingluandechuangpuerqu。muguangxunsusaoguochuangjiao、chuangtoujuhedishang，henkuaijiufaxianleneigelingwozuooudedongxi——tamenshiyongguodejishengyongpin。qiangrenexinbatanaqilai，songdaoyiyuanqujianyan，zheiyiciwoyaobatamenpaidaochiruzhushang，koudoukoubuxialai！
5、
wangyutingjuranlianxilewo，xianghewotantan。
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