老公的一家三口国家一级废物-著

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《laogongdeyijiasankou》shiyibudadongrenxindezuopin，jiangshuleyuqisuwanwanzaimianduishenghuokaoyanshidechengzhangyujianren。yuqisuwanwanjinglilexuduojiannandejuezehekunjing，dantongguojianchiheyongqi，zuizhongzhaodaozijizhenzhengdejiazhiherenshengyiyi。zheibuxiaoshuochongmanwenqingyuzhihui，yihouwomenyouzijidehaizile，juebuhuizaihetalaiwangle！”wozhijuedexinzangzhenzhencitong，momochoukailezijideshou，pieguotouqu。tameidedaoyuxiangzhongdeliangjie，……jiangyinfaduzheduirenshengdesikaoheganwu。

精彩章节

laogongdebaiyueguangzaipengyouquanfaleyizhanghezhao。shangmianyouta、laogongheyigexiaonvhai。

bingpeiwen：ganxienirangwoyoulezheigehaizi，peiwoduguolezheiwuniandegudu。womomokanzhe，

xieleyigepinglun：zhufunimenyijiasankou。

jifenzhonghoulaogongjiudalaidianhuanuhou：“nizijibunengshengguaideleshei？wozaiwaimianyouyigehaizizenmele？

”wokanzhezijideyunjiandan，helaogongderuojingjianchabaogao，shenxiyikouqi。

wushengdijiduzilidehaizishuolebaoqian，wobunengyaonile。01dianhualishuowanlihun，

wodeshouyizhibuzhudizhandou，fushangzijihaimeixianhuaideduzi。jintianshiwomendejiehunjinianri，

wobenlaixiangjitayigejingxide。danlaogongyijingyouleyigewusuidehaizi，jiubuxuyaowodehaizile。

jiehundezheiwunian，wochangchangkandaotatiaoxuanyixieyingeryongpin，haizhuanmenqubaoleliangmenke。yimenshiyingerbuyuban，

yimenshiyunmachanhouban。wobenyiweishitaweiwomendehaizizuozhunbei，weicigaoxinglewunian，kexianzaikanlai，

shiyinweitayoulesuwanwanmunv。dengdaolaogongyuqihuilaishi，yijingshilingchenyidian。

tajianwozaichuangshangdailenglengdizuozhe，zouguolaiguanqiedao：“zenmehaibushui？”woniezhebeizi，

nuliburangzijishikong：“woweilehuaiyun，chileneimeduoyao，kenihaishichuguile。”tashangqianwozhuwodeshou，

wuyisikuijiu，haiquanwokankaidian：“laopo，wozhidaonihenxinku，danwanwantayigerentaigudule，

youyigehaizipeizhetabuhuineimeshangxin。erqiewohaishinide，laopo，wobaozheng，

yihouwomenyouzijidehaizile，juebuhuizaihetalaiwangle！”wozhijuedexinzangzhenzhencitong，

momochoukailezijideshou，pieguotouqu。tameidedaoyuxiangzhongdeliangjie，

huoqiyixiazishanglai：“wodouhaoyanhaoyuhenijieshile，nihaixiangzenyang？dangchushifeiyaojiajiwo，

shuobujieyiwoxinliyoubierende！niyijingshiwomingyishangdeqizi，fentayigehaizizenmele？

”tajiangwunianlidebumanquanbudoushuolechulai，wanquanmeiyouxiangguo，weilezheigejia，woyefangqileneimeduo。

zuihoutadiuxiayiju：“wojiguonijihui，shinizijihuaibushang，guaideleshei？jinwannizijishui。

”jiuduomenerchu。menbeizhongzhongdiguanshang，zhendewofazhan，worenbuzhubitoufasuan，kuzhekuzhejiuxiaochulaile。

woyiweimeiyouhaizishiwodewenti，bizijichineimeduofakudeyao。daotoulaicuodeshita，shouweiqudehaishiwo。

tazenmejiuconglaimeihuaiyiguo，shengbuchuhaizidetadewentini？nandaoyinweiwofeiyaojiata，

suoyitadecuowoyeyaochengdan？！02yidazaoyuqijiulikaile。wunianlitameirizaochuwangui，

tadezhulidouzhidaotachuguile，haibangtadayanhu。wohaobuyouyuyuyueleliuchanshoushu。

xiuyanghaobanchuyuanshouxushi，quepengdaoleyuqihesuwanwan，qinredicongfuchankechulai。

kandaosuwanwanshoushangminghuanghuangdeyunjiandanshi，wozhijuedeyanjingsuansewubi。tamenjingranliandiergehaizidouyoule！

takandaowokaikoubianshizhiyi：“nizenmegendaozheililaile？”wokanxiangyipangdesuwanwan。tahaitingzhileyaofu，

mianlutiaoxin，yangzhuangnieleyibayuqideshoubeibumandao：“saozizenmekenenggenzongwomen？

shuobudingsaoziyexiangxiangwoyiyangkeyihuaiyunni。”yanwaizhiyi：woshigexiabuledandemuji。

wodanranyixiao：“shini，nimenfuqiyoulaichanjian，guanwozheigewairenshenmeshini？”jianwoshuohuabuliuqingmian，

yuqiyouxienaonu，xianghuzaiyiyangdangzaisuwanwanmianqian，yuqijiewen：“bujiushipeiwanwanchanjianma？

nizijishengbulehaibunengrangwozaiwaiyouhaizile？”wobeitazheimeyitui，haimeiyouwanquanhaodeshangkouyinyinzuotong，

shentifaruandiwanghoutuilejibu。haoburongyipengshangpangbiandelangan，

suwanwanquelailewoshenbianbawozhongzhongwangqianyila，haiwozhongxinbuwenshuaidaozaidi。“a！wodeduzi！

”wohetashuangshuangdaoxia，erbianzhouranxiangqiletadejianjiao。yuqiyikexindouzaisuwanwanshenshang。

henhenchuailewoyijiao，yaoyaqiechidishuo：“yaoshiwanwanmuziyoushi，woraobuleni！

”fubuchuanlaidejutongrangwolenghanzhiliushuobuchuyijuhualai。tajiuzheiyangbaozhesuwanwanlikai，

quanranbuguanzijideqizi。wohueryouxieqingxingmeiyouyinweixinruanliuxiazheigehaizi。

yigelianqizidoubuhaohaodaideren，youzenhuihaohaoduiqizishengdehaizi？woyouzhulejitianyuan，

huidaojiahoudakaishouji，faxiansuwanwanpengyouquanyoufaleyizhangtu。shangmianshitatangzaibingchuangshangnazheyunjiandan，

yuqipazaitatuishangshuijuedezhaopian，haipeiwen：youwodelianggebaobao，woxiangwoyongyuanbuhuigudu。

dixiashiyuqineixie“haoxiongdi”fadepinglun。“youhuaile，bukuishiwodage！”“gongxia，

shenmeshihouhaizimanyuejiu，yidingyaoqingwoa！”erdangshirenyuqiyechulaihuifule：“bieluanshuo，

wohewanwanhaimeiyoujiehun，beinisaozikandaotayouyaohewochaojiale。”wojiukandao，

tamenhenmoqidefaleyigeokdeshoushi。danshipianyoucitoufaleyiju：“nilaoponeimexiaoqi，

zaodianlihunzaodianjietuo。rujinhaizidouyoulianggele，nibulihunliuzheguonian？”tashiyuqizuihaodexiongdi，

dangchuwoheyuqizaiyiqishishouletaxuduobaiyan。tazongshichenyuqibuzaishibiandiwo，

shuowojiajingmeiyousuwanwanhao，zhangdeyebubisuwanwanhaokan，youshenmelianheyuqizaiyiqi？zheixie，

woweileyuqidoumeiyouhetashuoguo。xianglai，yuqijiusuanzhidao，kenengyehuigenzhetabiandiwojiju。

taduiwobenjiumeiyoudingdianganqing。rujinwoyijingdasuanlihun，buhuizairangzijishouweiqu，

haobuyouyuhuidui：“fangxin，buhuichinijiadenianfan，guanhaonizijidele。”duiwanta，

woyefaleyigepengyouquan。tupianshiyizhangyunjiandanheyizhangliuchandan，bingpeiwen：zhongyukeyitaochuzheigelaolongle。

yuqikandaozheigepengyouquandeshihou，kendingxiangbudao，zheishitazuihouyigehaizi。yebuzhidaosuwanwandehaizi，

daodishisheideni？03budaoyifenzhong，wodepengyouquanbeifengkuangpinglundianzan。

qizhonghaiyouyuqineigehaoxiongdidedianzan，tazheihuierkongpadouzaiqingzhule。jinjiezhebamajiudadianhualaile。

“bama，huiquwohenimenshuo。”woshoushihaoxingli，chumenshiganghaopengdaoleyuqi。tanaonudilazhewohuiqu，

yibianmadao：“xurongnishenmeyisi？bujiushiwanwanyoulegehaizi，nijurantoutoumomoquyiyuanliuchanle！

wunianle，nishuodadiaojiudadiao，nikaolvguowoma！kaolvguobamama？”tazizizhiwenzeguai，

wozhijuedekexiao，zhongzhongshuaikaitadeshou，touyebuhuidetizhexinglichaomenkouzouqu。

tayouzhuaizhewodeshouburangwozou。“wodoushuole，nihuaiyunlewohuihewanwanshuoqingchu。niduqi，

shalewomendehaizi，jingranhaixiangnaolijiachuzou？！”wobuzhirenweihehui**daozheizhongdibu。

tazijiyouqingrenyouhaizi，haiyaowoyeliuzhehaiziyiqihongzheta！

worenbuzhuzhiwendao：“haizishengxialaiyouzenyang？ninandaohuihaohaoduitama？nihaoxiongdishuodedui，woxiaoqi，

bierangwodanglenihesuwanwandexingfulu！nizaibuhewolihun，suwanwanhaizidouyaoshangyoueryuanle！

”yixiangdaotazheiwunianlaixiangshouzhewoduiyutadehao，quebujiwoyidianguanxin，

wojiunucongxinqi：“lihunxieyizaizhuozishang，gankuaiqianlebaituowozheigedufu！”shuowan，

wofeilideshuaikaitadeshou。zheicilianxinglixiangyemeiyounajiupaochulemenkou，shenhoushitazixindenuhou：“xurong，

nizuihaoyongyuanbuyaohouhui！”sheihouhuisheisha！lileta，wozhihuigenghao！huilejia，

bamaxintengdejimangrangwozuoxia，wenrounaixindexunwenzhewobahaizidadiaodeshi。

woshuoleyuqizaiwaimianyizhihesuwanwanlaiwangdeshi，bamaqidebuxing：“wunianle，

tazhijiebanidangchengyuandatou，hebiedenvrensihun！”womaxintengdibaozhewoku。“rongrong，

zheigelanrenwomenbuyaole，yihoumajinizhaogenghaode。”babazaipangbianchenmolehenjiuhoukaikou：“lilehao，

womenrongrongcaibuyaoshouweiqu。”wobaozhemama，yayixujiudeweiquqingxubaofa，dashengkulechulai。

yuqijiajingsuihao，kebamameiyouyicizhenzhengmanyiguota。bamashuo，yuqiyanlimeiyouduiwodeai。

tamencengquanwohaohaokanren，haohaoxiangqingchu，kewolianainaoshangtoutingbujinququangao，buguanbugudeyaojiajita。

woshahuhudixiang：yuqixianzaiyanlimeiwo，jiehunletazonghuikandaowode。bayikezhenxinpengzaitamianqianwunian。

ketazaiwaimianyijingyoulianggehaizile，haibawoshizuotadesuoyouwu，bunengshengchuyidianfankangdexiangfa。zheiwunian，

suanwozishieguo。yegairenqingxianshile。zaijiaxiuxidezheiduanshijian，

wodoumeiyoushoudaoyuqideqianzilihundexiaoxi。zaiwojitafaleyiju：bulihunjiudaguansidehuahou，

tazhongyuhuilesantiaoxiaoxi。“haole，mingtianwolaijienihuijia，woxiongdishuodehuarangnibushufu，

worangtajinidaoqian。”“zhiyuwanwan，wojinliangrangtabuchuxianzainimianqian，womeitianyaoleisileihuoyangni，

nibunengweiwokaolvyidian？”“danwanwanzaiyunqi，wozheiduanshijiandequzhaoguta，nianxindaizhe。

”wokanzheliaotianjiemian，huiletayiju：“mingtian，suwanwanhuilaima？”tahui：“hui。”“hao，

mingtianlaijialouxiajiewoba。”zheiyang，huiqujiukeyishangyilihunle。04yuqilaijiewoshi，

suwanwanzuozaifujiashichaowocanranyixiao：“saozihao！”jiezhetayousipawoshengqi，limajiekaianquandaixiache，

chaowobutingjugongdaoqian：“saozibaoqian，gainizuofujiashide。”wodandanpiekaitou，zhuanshenshanglehouzuo。

dangsheihuizaiyizheimeyouzhide**ni？suwanwanjianwobulita，fanerconglingwaiyibianshangchezuozailewodepangbian，

kouzhongniannianyouci：“saozibuzuofujiashi，woyebuzuole。”buzhishibushiduiyuqideaixiaoshile，

yiqianzheizhongshiwoyidinghuiqifendaoyizhengtiandexinqingdoubuhaode。rujin，wolandelita，

daishangerjidakaishoujishuaqileshipin。“wanwan，niyuncheganmazuohoumiana！zuoqianmianlai。

”yuqizhuantoudanyoudikanzhesuwanwan，haizuoshiyaoqinzilatahuilai。suwanwanlimazhuangzuobuyuanyi，

sisilazheanquandai：“bu，wojiuzuozheili，qigegemeishide，luchengbuyuan，wonengjieshou。”“aiyabuxing，

nihuilaizuo……”kanzheilianggerenchangshuanghuang，woxunlegeshufudezishibiyanjiamei。yanbujianweijing。

henkuaitamenjiumeiyoudongjingle，zaizhengyanwojiukandao，suwanwankanlaiyeyaohewomenhuijia。xiacheshi，

tazhenggerenyaoyaoyuzhui，yuqijinjinlazhetacaimeirangtashuaidao。“wanwan，

nihuaizheyun……yunchekendinggengnanshoule。”suwanwanmiansecangbaideyaotou，

bazhangdadexiaoliandouxiezheyouwulianggezi，henrongyijiqinanrendebaohuyu。

wozouguolailengdankaikou：“budaoqiandehuawojiuzoule。”yuqikanlewoyiyan，youxiebuman，

fuzhesuwanwanyiqilaidaoleyijiacanting。neili，tadehaoxiongdimendoudengzaineierle。jianwolai，

tamenreqingdejiwobanyizidaoshui。“nimensaozicailiuchanhebudejiu，wodaitahaole！”yuqijuqijiubei，

shenshangdoutouzheyigu‘woshuaidaile！’deqixi。muguanghaishibushikanxiangwo。wochelechezuijiao，

duanqibaishuiqingminyikou。xushiqifentaininggu，taneizuihaodexiongdizhanleqilaichaowojubei：“saoziduibuqi，

woshuohuabuguonaozi，zhiqianneixiedoushiwuxinde，qingniyuanliangwo！

”wohuranlailexingzhi：yuqishizenmeshuofutadehaoxiongdipantianxiangwodaoqiande？05zhiqian，

takeshibianwobiandezuilihaideyige。pantianzhijieganleyibeijiu，bajiubeizhongzhongyifangyoudao：“saozi，

shiwobudongshi，nibieguaiwo，nicaishiheyuqizuipeide。”lingwailianggeyezhanleqilaichaowojingjiu，

kouzhongdoushuoyixieduibuqidehua。wowuyijianduishangyuqidemanshizixindemuguang，huanhuankaikou：“baoqian，

wo……”“saozi，wanwanyejinipeibushile。”huaweishuowan，suwanwanquezhanqishendaduanlewo。

tazhenggerenyunyunhuhude，naqishoubiandeguozhijiuhe。jideyiqian，woshoubianyoudezhiyouyibeibaishui。

woshichangduizijishuo：guozhiyoushenmehaohede，burubaishui！womeicitichuyaoyibeiguozhi，

doubeiyuqijichushengdaduan。tazongshishuobaishuigengjiankang，heshenmeguozhi？doushixietianjiaji！

yuanlaibushiyinweiyoutianjiaji，zhishineigerenbushiwoeryi。yuqihaobuyanshitaduisuwanwandeguanxin：“wanwan，

zheiguozhisuiranwozhuanmenwenguoyishenglekeyihe，yebieheduole，tailiang。

”ditoudewozhiganjuedaojidaofengcidemuguangtingliuzaiwoshenshang，jibianbutaitoukan，

woyezhidaoshitamenjigezaichaofengwo。kan，suwanwancaishitamenxinlidesaozi。“saozi，yiqianshiwobudui，