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qingchunlizhixiaoshuo《laogongweilebaiyueguangbarenyudidizuochengdingjicishen》shiyibuduanpianyanqingticaidejiazuo，zuozheshibushiyoubingtongguozhujiaolucangmingsumeilinxidechengzhanglichenggoulechuleyigexianhuodexingxiang。xiaoshuoyijijixiangshangdetaidujiliduzhepinbofendou，chuandizhejijidenenglianghezhengnengliang。”taweiweiqingshencoujinwo，shengyinyadi，quegengtianlejifenhanyi。“linxi，ruguobushinidangnianyongbeibideshouduanqiangpowoquleni，xianzaizhanzaizheilideren，bengaishi……

精彩章节

helucangmingjiehunwunian，tayizhiyinweimeinengqudaobaiyueguangerduifumuzhihundewoduihuaihenzaixin。libulehun，

bianbaibanzhemowo。zheiyicizhiyinbaiyueguangshuochirenyurounengyongbaoqingchun，

lucangmingbianbawodidizuochengledingjicishengongtakaixin。taduiwoshuo：“renyuyeshiyu，zhudingshiyaobeirenchide。

”suihouyouzhualewoquanzurenyuzuochengquanjiatong，zhiweizai520neitianjibaiyueguangbanyichangrenyuyan。

baiyueguangshuorenyudelinpianhaokan，tabianbolewofumudeyulinjitazuolejianyishang。

kedangyanhuishanglucangmingdezhiwocaishijiumingenren，baiyueguanglifushangdelinpianshicongwoshenshangboxialaide，

tabengkuile，dangzhongmingren**tadeyifu……1lucangmingturanshuoyaosongwo520liwushi，wolengzhule。

jiehunwunian，zheishitadiyicisongwoliwu。wojihuyiweizijitingcuole，

zhidaotajiangyigebaozhuangjingzhideshenlansesironghezituidaowomianqian。“dakaikankan。”tayuqipingdan，

tingbuchushenmeqingxu。xintouneidianweimodeshouchongruojing，shunjianbeiyizhonggengqiangliedebuanyalexiaqu。

woshenxiyikouqi，zhijianyouxiezhandoudijiekaiduandai，dakailehezi。limianmeiyouzhubao，meiyouxianhua，

zhiyouyipianpianfanzheyoulanlengguangde……linpian。yishunjian，xiangbeiwuxingdeshouezhulehoulong，wohuxiyizhi，

quanshendexueyesihudouzaizheiyikeninggule。“xihuanma？”lucangmingdeshengyinzaiwoerbianxiangqi，

daizheyisixixue。womengditaitoukanta，shengyingansedejihufabuchulai：“zheixie……zheixielinpian，

shinalaide？”takandaowodefanying，luchuyifumanyidexiaorong，ranhouduanqishoubiandekafei，qingqingminleyikou，

zitaiyouya，yanshenquelengdemeiyouyisiwendu。“shibushijuedehenyanshu？”hongdeyisheng，

wonaozilixiangshiyoushenmedongxizhakaile。zheixielinpianshiwodidideyulin！zuotian，xiaoyuancaiganglaikanguowo，

toutousaijiwoyikuaitazuixihuandehaiyantaifeitang，qiaoqiaoxiaoshengshuo：“jie，niyaoshibukaixin，jiuhuilai。

”tahaixiaozheshuo，dengtazangoulezhenzhu，jiujiwomaidonghaizuipiaoliangdeshanhushoulian。bu……bukeneng，

tazuotianmingminghai……“tazuotian，laikanguoniba。”lucangmingdehuadaduanlewodesixu，tafangxiakafeibei，

shengyinlidaizheyizhongcanrendeleran。“meimeishuo，renyuderoukeyiyongbaoqingchun。”“dangniantaweilejiuwoquanjia，

chadianguahualelian。”“zuoweibaoda，zhinengxishengyixianididile，zheixielinpianjiushicongtashenshangboxialaide，

meimeishuotaichoule，tabuxihuan，neijiusongnihaole。”tashuohuajian，

yigegaizheyinsecangaidejingzhicanpanbeiduanleshanglai，qingqingfangzaiwomianqiandechajishang。

wodexintiaozhourantingzhileyishun。lucangmingshiyiwo：“dakaita。”wodeshoudoudebuchengyangzi，

jihuwufakongzhi。tasihushiqulenaixin，qinzishenshou，mengdixiankailecangai。yipanjingyingtitoudeboroupian，

zaibingkuaideyingchenxiafanzhezhenzhubandeguangze，meiyipiandewenlidouqingxikejian。

neiwenliheseze……wozaishuxibuguole。neishiwomenrenyuzuduyoudejili，daizheshenhaideyinji。

erzaineipancishendezhongyang，baifangzheyixiaojieweiqidemoduan，

shangmianhaicanliuzhejipianyuhezhongyimoyiyangdelanselinpian。shixiaoyuandeweiqi！tacengjingjiaoaodiduiwoshuo，

tadeweiqishizulizuipiaoliangde，baidongqilaixiangshenhaideyueguang。kexianzai，tachenglecanpanshangbinglengdedianzhui。

yanqianhurankaishitianxuandizhuan，weilifanjiangdaohai，yiguxingtianyongshanghoulong。

neixiecengjingshuyuxiaoyuandeyiqiecikezhengyiyizhongjiqicanrendefangshi，chengxianzaiwomianqian。“lucangming！

”wozhongyurenbuzhubaofale。jihuyongjinlequanshendeliqiduitasihou，“nibushiren！nijiushigemogui！

ni**！”tawenyan，jingqingxiaoleyisheng，neixiaoshenglimanshichaofenghebuxie。“wobushiren？

”taweiweiqingshencoujinwo，shengyinyadi，quegengtianlejifenhanyi。“linxi，

ruguobushinidangnianyongbeibideshouduanqiangpowoquleni，xianzaizhanzaizheilideren，bengaishimeimei！

”wohunshenyizhan，nanyizhixindikanzheta。“nihuilewohemeimeidexingfu，

bazhanlebengaishuyutadeweizhizheimeduonian。”“zheixie，doushiniqianwomende！

”lucangmingdeyanshenxiangyibaliren，yibianyouyibiandijiangwolingchi。tazhilezhineipanlingrenzuooudecishen，

youzhilezhihezilidelinpian，zuijiaogouqiyimocanrendehudu：“xianzai，yongnididilaihai，

woshounizheimedianlixi，buguofenba？”“jiworenqingnizijideshenfen，yitiaoyueryi，

wolujiataitaideweizhiyeshininengxiaoxiangde！”2wochongguoqu，yibazhangshuaizailucangmingdelianshang。

tongkusihan：“lucangming，nibeisumeipianle！”“wunianqianzaidonghaineichangfengbaoli，

jiulenimenquanjiaderenshiwo！shiwolinxi！”weilejiutamen，wocuoguolezuqunqianxidezuijiashiji，

caihuibeikunzaizheipianrenleidehaiyu，zuizhongluorutadeshouzhong！taconglaijiumeiyouxiangxinguo，

huozheshuotagenbenbuxieyuquxiangxinyigezaoyirendingshizuirendewo。lucangminglianshangdechaofenggengshenle，

tashenzhilandefanbowo，zhishilenglengdikanzhewo，yanshenxiangzaishenshiyigexiesidilidefengzi。“linxi，

zheizhonghuanghuanihaiyaoshuodaoshenmeshihou？boqutongqingma？haishixiangjixuwumiemeimei？”“aming、linxijiejie，

nimen……nimenzaishuoshenme？”sumeichuanzheyishenrouruandebaiseleisishuiqunhuranchuxianzailoutikou。

lucangminglianshangdebinglengshunjianronghua，querdaizhideshihaobuyanshidedanyouhexinteng。tashenzhibudengsumeizouxialai，

jiuyigejianbuchongleguoqu，xiaoxinyiyidifuzhuta。“meimei，nizenmexialaile？”taqingshenganwei，

yuqishiwocongweitingguodewenrou。sumeishunshikaozailucangminghuaili，yanshenqieqiedipielewoyiyan，

ranhouxunsudixiatou，shengyindaizhekuqiang。

“wo……wohaoxiangtingdaolinxijiejieshuowunianqianjiunimendeshita……aming，tashibushihaizaiguaiwo？

”tataiqitou，leiyanmenglongdikanzhelucangming，chuchukelian。“shibushiyinweiwoshentibuhao，

wunianqianweilejiunimen，beijiaoshizhuangdaoletou，zaochenglebufenjiyidequeshi，

suoyilinxijiejiecaihuishuoshiwoqiangletadegonglao？”“hushuobadao！”woqidehunshenfadou，“sumei，

niganduitianfashi，wunianqiannixiaguohaima？nihuiyouyongma？”sumeibeiwolinglidezhiwenhedesesuoleyixia，

wanglucangminghuailiduodegengjinle，jianbangweiweizhandou，fangfoshouletiandadeweiqu。“linxi！

”lucangmingmengdizhuanguotou，sisididengzhewo。“nigoule！meimeishishenmeyangderenwobiniqingchu！

”“taweilejiuwomen，chadianlianmingdoudiule！nijingranhaiganzaizheiliduoduobiren，huaiyita！”“huaiyita？

”yanleibushoukongzhidiyongchu，“lucangming，zhenzhengbeiniyizhihuaiyiderenshiwo！”“beitongdaozishiwodidi！

”wozhizheneipancishen，shengyindouzaizhandou。lucangmingdeshixiansaoguoneipandongxi，meitouweiweizhouleyixia，

suijijiuhuifuleqiangying。“neishinimengaifuchudedaijia！ruguobushinidangnianyongxiazuodeshouduanbiwoquni，

wohuirangnijinlujiademen？”“nizheizhongshexiexinchangdenvren，youshenmezigetiwunianqiandeshi？

”“wogaosuni，linxi，congjintianqi，nibuzhuntachuzheigebieshuyibu！

”“zaiwomeixianghaozenmechuzhinihenineixieexindezurenzhiqian，nizuihaojiwoanfenyidian！”“fouze，

wobujieyirangniqinyankankan，shenmejiaozhenzhengdeshengburusi！”shuowan，tabuzaikanwoyiyan，

qingroudibaoqizaitahuaizhongdesumei。sumeizaibeibaoqideshunjian，zuijiaogouqiyimoshenglidexiaorong，

kuaiderangwoyiweishicuojue。lucangmingbaozhesumei，kuaibushanglelou，jiaobushengyuelaiyueyuan。zaitaxinli，

woyongyuandoushineigeyongbeilieshouduanqiangzoutaxin**deedunvren。ersumei，

yongyuanshitachunjiewuxia、sheshenjiurendebaiyueguang。3wojiuzheiyangbeiguanleliangtian，lucangmingyemeiyouzaichuxianguo。

zhidao520qianyitiandexiawu，wofangjiandemenbeituikaile。sumeizoulejinlai，

lianshangdaizhehaobuyanshidedeyixiaorong。tashenshangchuanzhehualizhangqun，

zoudongshiqunbaishangximideshanshanfaguangdehaoxiangshi……linpian。wodexinmengdiyichen。“linxijiejie，

zheiliangtiandaizaizheili，haixiguanma？”sumeizaiwomianqianjugaolinxiadidaliangzhewo，yuqiqingrou，

quechongmanlejianruidechaofeng。womeiyoushuohua，zhishilenglengdikanzheta。

sumeisihuhenxiangshouwozheizhongwunengweilidefennu。tashenchushou，qingqingfumozhequnbaishangneixielinpian，

shengyindaizheyisitaozui：“jiejienikan，wozheitiaoxinqunzipiaoliangma？”“amingshuo，

wochuanzheizhongjiguangjianbiandequnzizuihaokanle。”“zheixielinpian，nalaide……”wosisidingzheneixielinpian，

houlongfajindekuaiyaofabuchushengyin，“shiwofumude？”chulexiaoyuan，zhiyouwofumudelinpian，

caihuishizheizhongdaizheyinseguangyundeyoulanse。sumeilianshangdexiaoronggengcanlanle，

daizheyizhongcanrendeyuyue：“linxijiejie，nikezhenshicongming。”“wozhishigenamingtileyiju，

shuorenyudelinpianruoshijiadaoqunzishanglaidianzhui，yidinghenbiezhi。”“meixiangdao，

amingzheimekuaijiuweiwozhunbeihaole。”“tahaishuo，guojitiande520yanhui，

yidingyaorangwochengweiquanchangzuiyaoyandenvren。”“weici，tahaitedizhualenisuoyoudezuren，

zhunbeibanyichangshengdaderenyuyanni！”“shenme？！”woruzaoleiji，mengdicongchuangshangdanqilai，muziyulie，

“sumei！nizheige**！”wozaiyewufayizhineixindekuangnu，buguyiqiedichaosumeipuleguoqu！

“woyaoshaleni！”woyaoqiasizheigeedudenvren！raner，wohaimeipengdaosumeideyijiao，

jiubeilianggeturancongmenhoushanchulaideheiyibaobiaosisianzhule。tamensisijinguzhewodeshuangbei，

rangwodongdanbude。“fangkaiwo！fangkaiwo！”wofengkuangdizhengzhazhe，shengyinsiya。

sumeibeiwogangcaidejudongheleyitiao，houtuileliangbu，suijilianshangyouluchuleneizhonglingrenzuooudexixuexiaorong。

“linxijiejie，nihaishizheimeyouchunyouchongdong。”tazhenglileyixiaweiluandequnbai，mantiaosilidizoudaowomianqian。

“buguo，shuoqilai，wodaoshijuede，nishenshangdelinpian，sihubinifumudegenghaokanyixieni？

”sumeidemuguangtingliudaolewoshenshang，woxinzhongjinglingdazuo，yigubuxiangdeyuganshunjianlongzhaolewo。

“ni……nixiangganshenme？”sumeixiaodeyuefatianmei，rangwoyuefahuangkong。“amingshuo520neitian，

yaojiwoyigeduyiwuerdejingxi。”“woxianglexiang，ruguowodelifushangzaiduoyixiedianzhui，

yinggaihuigengwanmeiba？”tashenchushouqingqingdianzaiwojianjiachudeyipianlinpianshang。“zheilidelinpian，

yansezuichunzhengle。”“dongshou。”sumeiduizheneilianggebaobiaoxialing，yuqiqingmiaodanxie，

fangfozaishuoyijianzaipingchangbuguodeshiqing。neilianggebaobiaoduishiyiyan，lianshangshanguoyisiyouyu。“zenme？

”sumeideliansechenlexialai，shengyindaizheyisibuyue。“nimenbugan？haishishuo，nimenjuede，

yitiaoyuzailujiahuibiwogengzhongyao？”“amingkeshibanimenpailaibaohuwode，ruguolianzheidianxiaoshidoubanbuhao，

daoshihoukebieguaiwobubangnimenshuohaohua。”baobiaomenhunshenyizhan，yanzhongdeyouyushunjianxiaoshi，

querdaizhideshiyinhen。qizhongyigebaobiaonachuyibatezhidexiaodao。“bu！buyao！”wojingkongdijianjiaoqilai，

fenlizhengzhahoutui，danyiqiedoushitulao。lingyigebaobiaosisidianzhuwodejianbang，rangwowufadongdanfenhao。

sumeizhanzaiyipang，baozheshuangbei，raoyouxingzhidikanzhe，zuijiaoqinzheyimocanrendeweixiao，

fangfozaixinshangyichujingcaidexiju。“linxijiejie，biepa，henkuaijiuhaole。

”“wohuiranggongjiangbanidelinpianzuochengzuimeidezhuangshi，rangnizai520neitian，jianzhengwoheamingdexingfu。

”binglengdedaorenhuaguopirou，“a——！”sixinliefeidejutongshunjianxijuanlewodequanshen！

xianxueshunjianyonglechulai，ranhonglewodeyishan。yipian，youyipian……baobiaodedongzuojixieermamu，

sumeidexiaoshengzaiwoerbianhuidang。wodeyishizaijutongzhongjianjianmohu，zhishengxiawubiandehenyihejuewang。

zheijiushilucangmingsuoweidejingxima？4zhongyudaole520yanhuizheitian，lujiazhuangyuandenghuohuihuang，mingliuyunji。

yanhuitingzhongyang，lucangmingyishenheisegaodingxizhuang，yingjuntingba，zhengyubinkementanxiaofengsheng，

jinxianzhurenjiadeyiqifengfa。ertashenbiandesumei，wuyishiquanchangzuiyaoyandejiaodian。“su**，

ninzheishenlifuzhenshitaimeile！”“zheixieshilinpianma？rucidutedeguangze，wocongweijianguo！

”yiweiguifurenjingtandao，yanzhongmanshixianmu。sumeijiaoxiudiwanzhulucangmingdegebo，

lianshangdaizhexingfudeweixiao：“zheikeshiamingteyiweiwoxunlaidejingxini。”taweiweiceshen，

zhanshizhelifushangneixieshanyaodelinpian，yuqizhongquanshixuanyao：“zheixie，kedoushizhenzhengderenyulinpiane。

”“amingshuo，zhiyouzheiyangduyiwuerdeliwu，caipeideshangwo。”“tianna！renyudelinpian？

”zhouweidebinkefachuyizhenzhenjingtansheng。“luzongduisu**zhenshitaichongaile！

”“nengdedaoluzongrucidepianai，su**zhenshishijieshangzuixingfudenvren！”fengchenghezanmeishengbujueyuer。

lucangmingtingzhezheixiehua，lianshangluchulemanyidexiaorong，tadixiatou，wenroudikanzhesumei，

yanshenzhongchongmanlechongni，fangfosumeijiushitashijiedezhongxin。jiuzaiyanhuiqifentuixiangyigexiao**shi，

rukouchuchuanlaiyizhenxiaoxiaodesaodong。lucangmingdefumuluzhenghongheqinlan，fengchenpupudicongguowaiganhuilaile。

tamenbingbuzhidaojintianyanhuidezhenzhengzhuti，zhitingshuoerziyaozai520zheigeteshuderizijubanyanhui，

yiweishijitamenmingyishangdeerxifulinxiyigejingxi。bijinglinxijiarulujiawunian，

lucangmingcongweiduitarucishangxinguo。“amingzheihaizi，zongsuanshikaiqiaole，zhidaotengxixile。

”qinlanwanzheluzhenghongdegebo，lianshangdaizhexinweidexiaorong，dishengduizhangfushuo。

“xiwangtazheicinenghaohaoduixixi，womenlujiakuiqianneihaizitaiduole。”luzhenghongyedianlediantou，

yuqizhongdaizhekuijiu。tamenzoujinyanhuiting，muguangzairenqunzhongsouxunzhelinxideshenying。“yi？xixini？

zenmemeikandaota？”qinlanyouxieyihuo，anlishuo，zheiyangdechanghe，linxizuoweilujiadeshaonainai，

yinggaizailucangmingshenbiancaidui。lucangminghesumeiyezhuyidaolefumudedaolai，likeyingleshangqu。“ba，ma，