《lihundaiwashangzongyi，zongcaiqianqihuiduanchang》shixiaobianzuijinrukengdeyibujiazuo，wenlishejidaodeguanjianrenwufenbiewei shenjunzhaowanyi，zuozhe“zhouxingan”shihenduowangyouxihuandedashenjibiezuozhe，dadachuangzuodeneirongzhidexixipindu：shenjunjinqunmeiduojiu，yourentongguoqunliaojialeta，beizhushijiemuzhuli，shenjunquerenlexiatongguoleduifangdehaoyoushenqing。dui……
“linjiashushutamenyaopaiyigejiemu，daoshihouhuishangdianshi。”
“daoshihouhuiyouhenduoxiaopengyouyiqicanjia！”
“xianzailinjiashushuyaoqingbabaheananyiqiqucanjia，ananxiangbuxiangcanjiaya？”
shenjunjinliangyonganannengtingdongdecihuimiaoshuleyixiazheigezongyijiemu。
ananhaishiyouxiemangran，buguotingdaoshangdianshihaiyouqitaxiaopengyouzhihou，ananyanjingfangguang：
“安安要上电视！”
“babayaotiqiangenananjiangqingchu。”
“zheigejiemuchulewanzhiwai，zhudedifangkenengbijiaojianku，zhuxiaomaocaowu、chideyemeiyouzheimehao......”
“erqieananhaiyaotinghua，tingbabadehua，tinglinjiashushudehuacaixing......”
shenjunbajiemuliyixiekenengyudaodewentitiqiangenananjiangleyixia，tadejiaoyulinianjiushizheiyang。
anansuiranhaixiao，danshirenheshiqingshenjundouhuizhengqiutadeyijian。
tingwanshenjundemiaoshu，anandayanjingxianruleyihuimimang，sihuzairenzhensikaoshenjunganggangshuodeneiduanhua。
“听话！”
“安安听话！”
“安安要参加！”
zuizhong，ananrenzhendianlediantou。
shenjunxiaozheroulerouanandenaodai：
“jiranruci，neiananhebabayiqiqianziba。”
ananxiaoshouwozhebi，shenjundashouwozheanandexiaoshou，yibiyihuazaihetongshangqianxialeshenanan、shenjunlianggemingzi！
hetongqianding，shenjunsuanshizhengshijiarule《babaqunaer》。
linjiabashenjunlajinlejiemuzudetongzhiqunli，qitajiweijiabinzheijitianyijingquanbuqiaodinghao，douzaiqunli。
shenjunjinqunhoukanleyanqungonggao，jiemukaishishijianshi7yue3hao，zhenghaoshiananfangshujiadedisantian。
yinggaiyeshikaolvleqitaxiaopengyoudeshijian。
jiemucaiyongzhiboxingshi，meiqijiemuweiqisantian，zheisantiantamenxuyaoqianwangjiemuzuzhidingdepaishedishenghuo。
genqianshi《babaqunaer》jiemuchabuduo。
jiashangtayigongshiwuzujiabin，shenjunkanleyan，qitasiweidoutingyouming，jiutayigesuren。
沈君失笑。
kandechulai，linjiatingxiangxinta！
shenjunjinqunmeiduojiu，yourentongguoqunliaojialeta，beizhushijiemuzhuli，shenjunquerenlexiatongguoleduifangdehaoyoushenqing。
对面简单介绍了下：
“shenlaoshinihao，woshinindejiemuzhulifangli，houqijiemupaisheqijianyouwogenninquanchengduijie。”
沈君回道：
“麻烦了。”
fanglihuilegexiao，suihoujishenjunxiangxishuodao：
“jiemuquanchengcaiyongzhiboxingshibochu，wogenninxiangoutongyixiapaisheneirong，fangbianninhebaobeitiqianzhunbeiyixia。”
“diyitian，womenjiangcongjializhifeipaishedi，paishedehuacongzaochenjiuyaokaishi......”
......
yigezhouhou，daole《babaqunaer》jiemuzhengshikaiboderiqi。
jiemuzutianhaimeiliangjiugandaoleshenjunjiali，cishiyijingzhangqiangdapaodezhunbeihao，dengdaikaiboshijiandedaolai。
其余几组嘉宾一样。
jiemujiangwuxiantongshijinxingzhibo，zuihouzaipaishedi**！
zhulifanglikazheshijianshuodao：
“shenlaoshi，haiyoushifenzhongzhengshikaibo，zhunbeihaolema？”
沈君点了点头。
yinweishicongjialikaipai，tazaojitianjiuyijingbajialiyixiesirenwupinquanbushouleqilai。
确认没有问题。
jiushibuzhidaoananhuibuhuishuidexiangxiaozhu！
weilezhengmingjiemudezhenshixing，jiemuyaoconghanhaiziqichuangjiukaishipaishe，suoyiananxianzaihaizaichuangshanghuhushuini！
shifenzhonghenkuai，zhuanyanjinrudaojishi：
“3......2.......1！”
luzhizhengshikaishi，fangjianlidezhangqiangdapaoquanbudakai，zhulifangliyechuxianzaijingtouqiandishengshuodao：
“geweiguanzhongdajiahao，huanyingshoukan《babaqunaer》daxingqinzizhenrenxiujiemu！”
“我是助理方梨！”
“womenxianzaiyijingdaoleyizujiabindejiali，zhunbeiqujiaoxingwomendebaobei！”
shuohuadeshihou，zhibojianyijingkaishikuaisujinren。
suirancaizaochen，danshijingguo《babaqunaer》qianjitianputiangaididewangluoxuanchuan，bushaoguanzhongzaojiudengzhele！
“困！”
“haokunhaokun，kuaijiwokankanbaobeiyangyangyan！”
“早就等着了！”
“haizhenshizhiboa，wohaiyiweishijiadeni！”
“daqingzaojiutuxijiabinjiali，zheijiemuyoudiankantoua！”
“挺真实！”
zhibojianliyiduiwangyoufenfenpinglundao，yeyouwangyouwendao：
“这是哪组嘉宾？”
wuweijiabinyigongwugezhibotongdao，buguojiemuzuweilequwei，bingmeiyouzhijiegongbutongdaoduiyingdejiabin。
现在网友属于乱入。
birucishizhibojianjiuyouwangyouhandao：
“宋修我来了！”
songxiushiwuzujiabinzhiyi，danghongdeouxiangmingxing，nianguo30，yijiuyoudapideyanzhisizhongfenhemimei！
fanglimeiyoulihuizhibojiandepinglun，ershidaizhejingtou，genzaishenjunshenhou。
tongyangyeshiweilequweixing，jiemukaishibulubabadezhenshimianrong，rangguanzhongzijiqucai，baobeiduiyingdebaba！
suoyizhibojiankanbudaoshenjundelian，zhinengkandaoyigetingbadeshenzi：
“zheishengao，mangcaiyigesongxiu！”
“kaimendeshihoujirouxiantiaoliuchang，kendingshiyundongyuansuheng（qingjiaowoxijieguai）”
“suhengmeiyouzheimegaoba？”
zhongrencaicezhong，shenjunyijingzoujinlewoshi，yinweimeiyouleshenjunzheidu‘qiang’，shenananyijinghengzheshuileqilai。
cishisiyangbacha，gentouxiaozhuyiyang。
看的沈君一阵扶额。
chuangshangdehuamianyediyishijianbeiwushuzhengzaikanzhezhibodeguanzhongkandao，bushaorendunshixiaodao：
“xiaosiwole，zheixiaohaizenmehengzheshuia！”
“genwoshuijueyiyang，woyexihuanhengzheshui！”
“社死现场！”
“siyangbacha（daxiao）”
“woxianzaixiangxinjiemuzumeiyoujubenle，taizhenshile！”
guanzhongpinglundeshihou，shenjunyijingdunzailechuangqian，qingshenghanleshenganan：
“安安，起床了。”
guanzhongsuirankanbudaoshenjundelian，danquenengtingdaoshenjundeshengyin，dangshenjundichencixingdeshengyinchuanlaideshihou。
zhibojianlidepinglunturanduanleyixia。
“啊啊啊！”
“这声音绝了！”
“苏死我了！”
“yaoshirangwotingzheige，neiwojiubukunle！”
“好性感的声音！”
“lunei**le，shunjianbukunle！”
“turanhaoxiangbianchengneigexiaonvhai，woyexiangrangrenhanwo！”
“这声音是谁？”
“yinggaishisongxiuba，songxiutaiciyezheimehaoting！”
“wozenmeganjuebuxiang！”
shenjunwanquanbuzhidaozijiyijuhuajiuyijingrangzhibojianfeiteng，cishishenjunzhengnulihanananqichuang。
jintianqichuangdeshijianbipingshizao，suiranshenjunzuowanyijingrangananzaoshui，danshixiaojiahuohaiyouxielaichuang，cishiwulaidebaozhushenjunbozi，shengyinnuonuodedunangdao：
“粑粑，困困！”
anandeyijuhua，rangfeitengdezhibojianzaicizaodong！
“！！！”
“血条清空了！”
“taitianleba，zheisheinengshoudele！”
“**，yigedaxueshengluchulecifubandexiaorong！”
“好可爱好可爱！”
“又骗我生女儿！”
“zheijiemushiminzhengjuderuanguangba！！！”
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