《lihundaiwashangzongyi,zongcaiqianqihuiduanchang》shixiaobianzuijinrukengdeyibujiazuo,wenlishejidaodeguanjianrenwufenbiewei shenjunzhaowanyi,zuozhe“zhouxingan”shihenduowangyouxihuandedashenjibiezuozhe,dadachuangzuodeneirongzhidexixipindu:shenjunjinqunmeiduojiu,yourentongguoqunliaojialeta,beizhushijiemuzhuli,shenjunquerenlexiatongguoleduifangdehaoyoushenqing。dui……
“linjiashushutamenyaopaiyigejiemu,daoshihouhuishangdianshi。”
“daoshihouhuiyouhenduoxiaopengyouyiqicanjia!”
“xianzailinjiashushuyaoqingbabaheananyiqiqucanjia,ananxiangbuxiangcanjiaya?”
shenjunjinliangyonganannengtingdongdecihuimiaoshuleyixiazheigezongyijiemu。
ananhaishiyouxiemangran,buguotingdaoshangdianshihaiyouqitaxiaopengyouzhihou,ananyanjingfangguang:
“安安要上电视!”
“babayaotiqiangenananjiangqingchu。”
“zheigejiemuchulewanzhiwai,zhudedifangkenengbijiaojianku,zhuxiaomaocaowu、chideyemeiyouzheimehao......”
“erqieananhaiyaotinghua,tingbabadehua,tinglinjiashushudehuacaixing......”
shenjunbajiemuliyixiekenengyudaodewentitiqiangenananjiangleyixia,tadejiaoyulinianjiushizheiyang。
anansuiranhaixiao,danshirenheshiqingshenjundouhuizhengqiutadeyijian。
tingwanshenjundemiaoshu,anandayanjingxianruleyihuimimang,sihuzairenzhensikaoshenjunganggangshuodeneiduanhua。
“听话!”
“安安听话!”
“安安要参加!”
zuizhong,ananrenzhendianlediantou。
shenjunxiaozheroulerouanandenaodai:
“jiranruci,neiananhebabayiqiqianziba。”
ananxiaoshouwozhebi,shenjundashouwozheanandexiaoshou,yibiyihuazaihetongshangqianxialeshenanan、shenjunlianggemingzi!
hetongqianding,shenjunsuanshizhengshijiarule《babaqunaer》。
linjiabashenjunlajinlejiemuzudetongzhiqunli,qitajiweijiabinzheijitianyijingquanbuqiaodinghao,douzaiqunli。
shenjunjinqunhoukanleyanqungonggao,jiemukaishishijianshi7yue3hao,zhenghaoshiananfangshujiadedisantian。
yinggaiyeshikaolvleqitaxiaopengyoudeshijian。
jiemucaiyongzhiboxingshi,meiqijiemuweiqisantian,zheisantiantamenxuyaoqianwangjiemuzuzhidingdepaishedishenghuo。
genqianshi《babaqunaer》jiemuchabuduo。
jiashangtayigongshiwuzujiabin,shenjunkanleyan,qitasiweidoutingyouming,jiutayigesuren。
沈君失笑。
kandechulai,linjiatingxiangxinta!
shenjunjinqunmeiduojiu,yourentongguoqunliaojialeta,beizhushijiemuzhuli,shenjunquerenlexiatongguoleduifangdehaoyoushenqing。
对面简单介绍了下:
“shenlaoshinihao,woshinindejiemuzhulifangli,houqijiemupaisheqijianyouwogenninquanchengduijie。”
沈君回道:
“麻烦了。”
fanglihuilegexiao,suihoujishenjunxiangxishuodao:
“jiemuquanchengcaiyongzhiboxingshibochu,wogenninxiangoutongyixiapaisheneirong,fangbianninhebaobeitiqianzhunbeiyixia。”
“diyitian,womenjiangcongjializhifeipaishedi,paishedehuacongzaochenjiuyaokaishi......”
......
yigezhouhou,daole《babaqunaer》jiemuzhengshikaiboderiqi。
jiemuzutianhaimeiliangjiugandaoleshenjunjiali,cishiyijingzhangqiangdapaodezhunbeihao,dengdaikaiboshijiandedaolai。
其余几组嘉宾一样。
jiemujiangwuxiantongshijinxingzhibo,zuihouzaipaishedi**!
zhulifanglikazheshijianshuodao:
“shenlaoshi,haiyoushifenzhongzhengshikaibo,zhunbeihaolema?”
沈君点了点头。
yinweishicongjialikaipai,tazaojitianjiuyijingbajialiyixiesirenwupinquanbushouleqilai。
确认没有问题。
jiushibuzhidaoananhuibuhuishuidexiangxiaozhu!
weilezhengmingjiemudezhenshixing,jiemuyaoconghanhaiziqichuangjiukaishipaishe,suoyiananxianzaihaizaichuangshanghuhushuini!
shifenzhonghenkuai,zhuanyanjinrudaojishi:
“3......2.......1!”
luzhizhengshikaishi,fangjianlidezhangqiangdapaoquanbudakai,zhulifangliyechuxianzaijingtouqiandishengshuodao:
“geweiguanzhongdajiahao,huanyingshoukan《babaqunaer》daxingqinzizhenrenxiujiemu!”
“我是助理方梨!”
“womenxianzaiyijingdaoleyizujiabindejiali,zhunbeiqujiaoxingwomendebaobei!”
shuohuadeshihou,zhibojianyijingkaishikuaisujinren。
suirancaizaochen,danshijingguo《babaqunaer》qianjitianputiangaididewangluoxuanchuan,bushaoguanzhongzaojiudengzhele!
“困!”
“haokunhaokun,kuaijiwokankanbaobeiyangyangyan!”
“早就等着了!”
“haizhenshizhiboa,wohaiyiweishijiadeni!”
“daqingzaojiutuxijiabinjiali,zheijiemuyoudiankantoua!”
“挺真实!”
zhibojianliyiduiwangyoufenfenpinglundao,yeyouwangyouwendao:
“这是哪组嘉宾?”
wuweijiabinyigongwugezhibotongdao,buguojiemuzuweilequwei,bingmeiyouzhijiegongbutongdaoduiyingdejiabin。
现在网友属于乱入。
birucishizhibojianjiuyouwangyouhandao:
“宋修我来了!”
songxiushiwuzujiabinzhiyi,danghongdeouxiangmingxing,nianguo30,yijiuyoudapideyanzhisizhongfenhemimei!
fanglimeiyoulihuizhibojiandepinglun,ershidaizhejingtou,genzaishenjunshenhou。
tongyangyeshiweilequweixing,jiemukaishibulubabadezhenshimianrong,rangguanzhongzijiqucai,baobeiduiyingdebaba!
suoyizhibojiankanbudaoshenjundelian,zhinengkandaoyigetingbadeshenzi:
“zheishengao,mangcaiyigesongxiu!”
“kaimendeshihoujirouxiantiaoliuchang,kendingshiyundongyuansuheng(qingjiaowoxijieguai)”
“suhengmeiyouzheimegaoba?”
zhongrencaicezhong,shenjunyijingzoujinlewoshi,yinweimeiyouleshenjunzheidu‘qiang’,shenananyijinghengzheshuileqilai。
cishisiyangbacha,gentouxiaozhuyiyang。
看的沈君一阵扶额。
chuangshangdehuamianyediyishijianbeiwushuzhengzaikanzhezhibodeguanzhongkandao,bushaorendunshixiaodao:
“xiaosiwole,zheixiaohaizenmehengzheshuia!”
“genwoshuijueyiyang,woyexihuanhengzheshui!”
“社死现场!”
“siyangbacha(daxiao)”
“woxianzaixiangxinjiemuzumeiyoujubenle,taizhenshile!”
guanzhongpinglundeshihou,shenjunyijingdunzailechuangqian,qingshenghanleshenganan:
“安安,起床了。”
guanzhongsuirankanbudaoshenjundelian,danquenengtingdaoshenjundeshengyin,dangshenjundichencixingdeshengyinchuanlaideshihou。
zhibojianlidepinglunturanduanleyixia。
“啊啊啊!”
“这声音绝了!”
“苏死我了!”
“yaoshirangwotingzheige,neiwojiubukunle!”
“好性感的声音!”
“lunei**le,shunjianbukunle!”
“turanhaoxiangbianchengneigexiaonvhai,woyexiangrangrenhanwo!”
“这声音是谁?”
“yinggaishisongxiuba,songxiutaiciyezheimehaoting!”
“wozenmeganjuebuxiang!”
shenjunwanquanbuzhidaozijiyijuhuajiuyijingrangzhibojianfeiteng,cishishenjunzhengnulihanananqichuang。
jintianqichuangdeshijianbipingshizao,suiranshenjunzuowanyijingrangananzaoshui,danshixiaojiahuohaiyouxielaichuang,cishiwulaidebaozhushenjunbozi,shengyinnuonuodedunangdao:
“粑粑,困困!”
anandeyijuhua,rangfeitengdezhibojianzaicizaodong!
“!!!”
“血条清空了!”
“taitianleba,zheisheinengshoudele!”
“**,yigedaxueshengluchulecifubandexiaorong!”
“好可爱好可爱!”
“又骗我生女儿!”
“zheijiemushiminzhengjuderuanguangba!!!”
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