dangdaiwenxuezuopin《lihunhoubingshanqianqizhaowozhongjinqiuzi》，shiyimingdedaibiaozhizuo。zhurengongxiaochenxuqianshenshangzhanxianleshidaidefengmaoheshehuibianqian，gushiqingjiekourenxinxian，yinrenshensi。zheibenxiaoshuoyongxilidebichumiaohuilexianshizhongdezhongzhongwenti，rangduzheduirenxing、shehuiyougengshenkederenshi。suwanzhishixuqian，fenhaoburangdishuodao：“kongpanimenhaibuqingchu。”“nimenzhisuoyinengzhanzaizheiligenwojianghua。”“bushiyinwei……
ligangqiangrenzhenuhuo，dashengdao：“xiaochen，nibunengzheimezuo。”
“woshibaihuayaoyedeyuanlao，meiyougonglaoyeyoukulao，nikaichuwo，huirangxiamianderenhanxin。”
“笑话！”
xiaochenlengheng，“wopingshenmebunengkaichunimenliangge，wocaishibaihuayaoyezuidadegudong，bieshuoshinimenliangge，huanzuoqitaren，zhiyaowoyuanyi，tongyangyenengkaichu！”
“xiaochennizhenyaozheimezuo？”
jiransipolelianpi，ligangduixiaochendetaiduyemeilegangcaidebeigongquxi，xianran，zheicaishitabenlaidemianmu。
gangcaibiaoxianchudeyiqie，buguoshiweilezaixiaochenmianqianshangyankuroujibale。
jieguoxiaochenbushangdang，neitayemeishenmehaozhuangdele。
xiaochenyilianxixue，“nandaoniyiweiwozaigennikaiwanxiaobucheng。”
“haohaohao，henhao，xiaochen，qingshanbugailvshuizhangliu，zanmenzouzheqiao！daoshihou，woyaorangniguizheqiuwobuke。”
“等等！”
xiaochenjifengdao，“nixiangzhewobulanzheni，danshita，buxing！”
“licheng，biewanglegangcaideyueding。”
lichengwenyanmuziyulie，“shushu，tayagenjiumeibanifangzaiyanli，zheishizaidanideliana！”
qishidoubuyonglichengtiaobo，liganglengxiao，“xiaochen，nihaizhenbazijidangchengyigencongle。”
“yaoshiwobudayingni？”
“budayingneijiubieguaiwodongshoule。”
“hahaha，zheishiwojintiantingdaozuidadexiaohua。”
liganghahayixiao，yigemaotouxiaozibale，tayagenjiumeibaxiaochenfangzaiyanli。
budanruci，tajintianhaiyaorangxiaochenhaokan。
“xiaochen，shihuagaosuni，bieyiweizijiyoulianggeqianjiubuzhidaozijixinshenmele，zheigeshehuibingfeiyouqian，haiyaoyouquan。”
“xinbuxin，worangnijintiancongzheilitangzhechuqu。”
cihuayichu，zhongrenlianseyebiandefuza。
shiqingnaodaozheiyibu，shisheidoumeixiangdaode。
suoyourengengxiangbudao，xiaochenhuichengweibaihuayaoyedezongjingli。
可那又如何。
jiuxiangligangsuoshuodeneiyang，zheigeshehuikebushiyouqianjiunengweisuoyuwei。
liuminyanqianyiliang，gangcaitabeixiaochenyidundui，xinlisuiranbugaoxing，dantanaxiaochenzhendehaowubanfa。
kexianzaiyouligangchutou，tajiubuxinxiaochenhainengfanqishenmefenglang。
xiangdaozhei，tajixiaodao：“lishushushuodedui，xiaochen，niyebukankanzijijijinjiliang，zhenyiweimeirenzhidelenileba？”
“niyaoshiqudehua，jiulimaguixialaijilishushuhaiyoulishaoketourencuo，huoxulishaonengnianzaidajiatongxueyichangdefenshang，raoguoniyima。”
“haiyou，nihaiyaogonggongjingjingbatamenqinghuiqushangban。”
“说够了吗？”
xiaochenbenbuxiangdaliliumin，jieguozheinvrendengbizishanglianyueshuoyuelaijing，haizhenbazijidangchenggerenwu。
啪！
xiaochenbuzhiheshiyijingchuxianzailiumingmianqian，taishoujiuyibazhangshuaileguoqu。
“wozheibeizidiyicidanvren，meixiangdaohuizainizheiyangrendeshenshangpojie。”
“niyousuanshigeshenmedongxi，yaoshizaiganduoshuoyijuhua，wojiubanicongzheilidiuchuqu。”
噤若寒蝉！
sheiyemeixiangdaoxiaochenhuituranchushou。
tashishenmeshihouguolaide？
zhongrenshenzhilianxiaochendeshenyingdoumeikanqing。
ligangyebeixiaochendedongzuoheleyitiao，biaomianshangqueshiyilianbuxie。
“xiaozong，zhenshihaodadeweifeng。”
“jiranweifengshuawanle，womenshibushiyegaizoule。”
xiaochenkanxiangligang，“woshuole，lichengzaimeiyouguixialaiketourencuoqian，tabunenglikai。”
ligangnuhe，“nanbuchengniyexiangduiwomenyongqiangdebucheng？”
“xiaochen，niyaoshigandongshou，worangnizoubuchuzheijianbaoxiang。”
xuqianqishen，kanxiangxiaochenshuotຊdao：“xiaochen，yaobujiusuanle，biebashiqingnongdetaijiang。”
xuqianjilixianghuanhetahexiaochenzhijiandeguanxi。
ziranbuxiwangbazheijianshinaoda。
wanyixiaochenzhenbeiligangjiaoderennongshang，sunshizuidadehaishitaziji。
“wobuxiangzaishuodierci。”
“有种！”
liganglengxiao，suijitaochushoujibodalegedianhua，“donggeshiwo，xiongdizaiwaimianyudaoledianqingkuang。”
“duiduidui，guijuwodong，nifangxin，shihoushaobulenidehaochu。”
“neixing，wojiuzaixiangyunjiudiandengni。”
lichenghahayixiao，taiduhegangcaipanruoliangren，“xiaochen，wogaosuni，nizheiciwandanle。”
“xianzaiguixialaijiwohewoshushuketourencuohailaideji，biedenghuishoushangjinleyiyuan，shuowobunianzanmentongxuezhiqing。”
ligangyeshiheiheiyixiao，“xiaozong，wozheigepengyouzaijiangchengyoubushaodexiongdi，yaoshidaihuishangdaonalile，kebieguaiwozheigezuoxiashudemeitixingni。”
“yaoshinixianzaifugeruan，woyebushigebujianglideren。”
“daihuiworangfuwuyuankaiyipinghaojiu，zanmenhaohaoheyibei，jintianwanshangsuoyoudexiaofeidousuanwode，nikanruhe？”
zheihuaruanyingjianshi，keweishidishuibulou。
biaomiankandequeshijilexiaochenmianzi，jiulianjintianwanshangsuoyoudexiaofei，yequanbusuanzailigangdetoushang。
keshijishang，queshisharenzhuxin！
yidanxiaochenzhendedayingle，neimecongjinzhihou，baihuayaoyegenbenjiumeiyouxiaochendelizuzhidi。
ligangkeyijinwanyongzheiyangqiangyingdeshouduanlaiweixiexiaochen。
neimemingtiantongyangkeyishiyongxiangtongdeshouduan，bipoxiaochenbabaihuayaoyedegufenquanbuzhuandaotademingxia。
xiaochenyagenjiulandekanzheilianggetiaoliangxiaochou。
zhisuoyixianzaihaimeiyoudongshou，tajiushiweiledengligangbeihoudeyizhang。
shoushiyigexiaolouluoyoushenmeyisi。
jiandaoxiaochenmeiyoushuohua，liganglianseyechenlexialai。
jiranjilianbuyaolian，neijinwanjiubuyaoguaitale。
ligangxianshijilichengshilegeyanse，houzhexinlingshenhui，zailichengdeanshixia，jintianwanshangfashengdeyiqie，renherendoubuyunxuchuanchuqu。
shijifenzhonghou，baoxiangdemenzaicibeituikai。
donggedaizheyiqunshouxiazhijiezoulejinlai。
zhongrenquandoubeidonggedeqishisuohedao。
“wanle，xiaochenzheixiawanle。”
“doushuolerangtabieyingpengying，feiyaohelishaojiangzhe，kanba，xianzairenjiajiaoleyidabangderen，zheicikanxiaochenzenmesi。”
“hahaha，xiaochen，nigandawo，meixiangdaoba，niyehuiyoujintian。”
dangkandaodonggechuxian，ligangdiyishijianjiuyingleshangqu。
tatianzhezhanglian，“dongge，nishouzenmele？”
donggewenyan，meihaoqidao：“guannipishi，laozibuxiaoxinzuofandeshihoubashounongshangle，nandaobuxing？”
“bushi，bushi，dongge，wobushineigeyisi。”
“哼！”
donggelengheng，“jinwanbawojiaolai，daodishinagexiaozaizi。”
shunzheligangshouzhidefangxiang，donggemudengkoudai，yilianmeng。
“怎么会是他……”
……
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