《lihunhou，furenyishenfanguchangzhengfu》shiyibufuyouxiangxianglidehaomenzongcaixiaoshuo，youyaolinglingjingxingousi。gushizhongdezhujiaolumingbojinyanmianlinzhechaoyuexianshiderenwuhemaoxian，zhanxianlerenleiyongqihezhihuidejixian。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqiyinrenrushengdeqingjiehefengfudehuanxiangyuansuershoudaoleguangdaduzhedexiai。lumingyigerentangzaichuangshang，kanzheshouji，jinridetianqiminglanghenduo，youxiexutaiyangtouguochuanghusazaichuangshang，lumingjiuzaiyangguangxia……。
第12章
mengranhuishen，bojinyanhuangluandesongkaitadeshoudaoqian，“baoqian，wowanglewozaibingfangpeizheni，banidangchengluming。”
suwanxinzhongyuanhen，kezuishangyijiushuozheweixindehua。
“meishide，nizuowanshuolumingchushile，taxianzaihaihaoma？”
“haihao，zhuzaifuchanke。”
“fuchanke？tazenmehuizhufuchanke？”
bojinyancumei，“youshenmebutongma？”
“zhiyouyunfuhaiyoudelefukebingderencaihuizhufuchanke，lumingnandaohuaiyunle？”
“bukeneng，tabukenenghuaiyun，”bojinyanjinzhangdemosuozhedamuzhi，tayijingyigeduoyuemeipengtale，youzenmekenenghuaiyun，genghekuangtamenyizhiyoubiyun，xiangdaozheili，taliansejiubuhao。
ruguozhendehuaiyun，neimeyoukenengshishiyande。
是该祝福他们吗？
zhengxiangzhe，suwandaduantadehua，“jinyan，nixiangshenmeni？”
“meishenme！nieleba！woqujinimaizaodian。”
bojinyanqianjiaolikai，suwanhoujiaojiuxialechuang，tazhijiequlefuchankexunwenleyishenglumingdeqingkuang，youqulelumingdebingfang。
lumingyigerentangzaichuangshang，kanzheshouji，jinridetianqiminglanghenduo，youxiexutaiyangtouguochuanghusazaichuangshang，lumingjiuzaiyangguangxia。
静谧美好！
suwankanzheta，juedetaanjingdeshihoumeideguofen，neizhongganjuebuzhenshi。
takaizhediandonglunyizoulejinqu。
lumingtaitou，youxieyiwai，liansedanmo，“shini！”
“luming，tingjinyanshuonizhuzaifuchanke，suoyiwolaikankanni。”
lumingdanxiao，“kanwoshenme？”
“kankannizheigebushoufudaodenvrenhuaiyunjigeyuele。”
不守妇道？
lumingmouziyinleng，jishihenlengyijiumeidehaowuweisheli，tajiushizheiyangderen，mingmingqishibuxiao，ketapiaoliangdeluyanhuizidongyangaitadeshashangli，rangrenjuedetahaoqifu，“suwan，nidezheizhangzuichizaohuibeisisui！”
“sisui？tangruowoshuodeshishihuayeyaosisui，neimenidezheizhangmankouhuangyandehuapashiyaozhijiefengqilaiba！”
“gunchuqu！likemashang！”luminghenshaofahuo，kefaqihuolaizhenggexiongqiangdoushibaolideqixi，tapazijirenbuzhuhuidongshou，neimeyinzanglesanniandeshenfenpashiyehuibeijiechuan。
suwantiaoxin，“zheimekuaijiushoubulela！lumingnizongshibiaoxianchuyifuaijinyandeyangzi，keniduitaquemeiyouyijushihua，nimingmingjiuhuaiyunle，pianshengbuganhetashuo。
ruguowocaidemeicuo，zheihaizishinideneixianghaoshiyandeba！”
lumingbeitadehuaqideduziyinyinzuotong，tapinmingyazhi，quezhongjiuhaishiyazhibuzhu。
renshengzaishi，hebiweiqu！
gaichuqideshihoujiuchuqi！
zheishitalumingyixiangfengchengdeyuanze。
lumingfanshenxiachuang，chaozhesuwanbijin，“suwan，yaobuwogaosuniyigemimi？”
suwanfangbeidekanzheta，“shenmemimi？”
“zheihaizia！bushishiyande，ershibojinyandehaizi，nishuowohuailetadehaizi，ruguotazhidaole，tahuibuhuishebudelihun？”
suwanliansefabai，“bukeneng，jueduibukenengshijinyande，tahewoshuoguonimenyizhibiyun，erqienimenyigeduoyuedoumeipengle。”
lumingxinbeisisui，tayouxiekexiao，kexiaozheigenanrenjingranliantamenfuqijiandeshidouyusuwanshuo，guaibudetazheimechangkuangdelaizijimianqianyaowuyangwei。
“cuole，womenshiyoubiyun，keshangcishangshangcitadoushijiuzuizhongshuilewo，lianzijidoubuzhidao，woya！meichibiyunyao，jiuweileyaogehaizishuanzhuta，niruobawobiji，wojiuyonghaizikunzhuta，nixiangdangbotaitai，neikejiuchixinwangxiangle。”
“honglong！”yisheng，ruzaoleipi，suwanshihuale。
tadailengpianke，huanghujianzhenggerenjidongqilai，taconglunyishangzhanqichaozhelumingsidaguolai。
lumingbeitazhuaizhutoufapuzaichuangshang，suwanfafengbandehoudao：“luming，nipianwo，nipianwo，woyaoshaleni！”
lumingtingdaojiaobusheng，neizhongkezainaohailideshengyin，tazhidaoshibojinyande，jiranruci，neijiurangtachedikanqingchusuwanzheigejianrendezuilian。
“nidetuigenbenmeishi，niguyizhuangque。”
“duiya！wojiushiguyide，woyaotahenni！”
“weileta，nijingranrucibuzeshouduan。”
“neiyouruhe，zhiyaotashiwode，jiusuanfuchuyiqieyouruhe？”
duzishangdetengtongxijuanquanshen，lumingrenzhutongyonglituikaisuwan，suwanjiuzheiyangzhizhidicongchuangshangchaozhedishangzaiqu。
qianjunyifazhishi，yidaoheiseshenyingpaoleguolai，basuwanhuzaihuaili。
lumingkanzherutianshenyibanjianglinbasuwanhuzaihuailidebojinyan，xinzhongsuansenankai，ruguotahaiyouliangxin，neimejiubuhuizhizeta。
“晚晚你没事吧！”
suwankudao：“womeishi，jinyan，wojiushilaikankanluming，womeixiangdaotahuiruciyanewo，suoyicaihuituiwo。”
suwankudeposui，xiangjileposuiwawa，tagangganghaihaohaodejiaoshunjianbiandetanruan，zhenggerendiaozaibojinyanshenshang。
bojinyankanxiangluming，sixuwanqian。
lumingbenyiweibojinyanhuizhizeta，buliaotazhishilaileyiju，“luming，nimeishiba！wanwantaqingxubuhao，suoyiqingniduodandai。”
suwan、lumingchayidekanzheta。
“jinyan，nizheishishenmeyisi？mingmingshitatuiwode。”
bojinyanyibabaoqita，batafangzailunyishang，zhishuoleyiju，“wobuxia！”
bojinyantuizhesuwanlikai，lumingkanzhetadebeiying，neipiaoliangdemouziyichulengxiao，bojinyanzheijiushinifangzaixinjianshangdenvren，houhuima？
bingfangli，suwanshengqidekanzhebojinyan，“jinyan，nizenmezheimepianxin？mingmingshitatuiwode，wotuihaishangzhe，touyehaishangzhe。”
bojinyanbatafangzaichuangshang，liansejidubuhao。
“nizenmebushuohua？luminghuaiyunle，huaileshiyandehaizi，tagenbenbuxihuanni，nihaiyizhipiantanzheta。”
“够了！”
bojinyanderennaidaolejizhi，tacongweiduisuwanshengguoqi，erzheiyici，tashizairenbule。
suwanluolei，“nixiongwo，niyouxiongwo。”
“suwan，zhidaoxianzainihaipianwoma？”
“我骗你什么了？”
“wokandaoniconglunyishangqilai，wokandaoniqingxujidongsidata，wokandaonibugutaduzilidehaiziqizaitadeduzishangqiazhutadebozi，mingmingshinidata，nipianyaorangwoweinizuozhu，tazhishifanjieryi。”
suwanyaozhuchun，leishuigunluo，“nidoukandaole？”
“suwan，wobudangzhelumingdemianchaichuanni，neishigujinidemianzi，qiunibuyaoquzhenduitale，gengbuyaozhuangquele。”
“woshidongshoule，kenizhidaotaduiwoshuoleshenmema？nizhidaodewoshoubuleciji。”
bojinyanshenxiyikouqi，“tashuoshenmele？”
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