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yulucashizheshiluludetoufa，zouchuleyushi，huanguzhouzaodehuanjing，youdianerbuleyi。
zheigedifang，shiyuanzhudejingjigongsi“beidouchuanmei”tigongdeyirengongyu，《mengxiangxingxiu》jieshuhouyuanzhujiubanlejinlai。yishiyiting，guangzhaochongzu，jiajuqiquan，chufangshibankaifangshide，zhiyousishipingzuoyou。heyujiadeneidongdaiyouyongchi、penquandahuayuandebanshanhaozhaixiangbi，jiuxiangyigekelianxixidegezilong。
yangguangcongchufangpangbiandechuanghuzhaoru，dazaimudibanshang。cebiandebingxiangtiemanlewaimaiguanggaodan，litoukongkongruye，zhicunlejipingkuangquanshui。ketingdezhongjian，huluandiduidiezhejigebanjiayongdedazhipixiang，haimeichaifengshoushi。
yigesuishenxinglixiangtankaile，tangzaidibanshang，yifuhexishuyongpinbeifandeluanzaozaode。
yulushibeishenbianderendangdaxiaojiesihouzhezhangdade，duizishendezilinengliyouduocha，xinzhongyoushu。
meixiangdaogenzijidexinggenanyuanbeizhedeyuanzhu，yeshizheimegezhuer。
yulujiazhuangmeikanjian，yipiguzuohuilechuangshang，shushufufudipanzhetui，fanlefanshoujirili。
tashibasuideshengri，yijingshiwugeyueqiandeshile。
zheigexingqiubuhuiyinweitadelikaiertingzhizhuandong，rizizhaoyangwangqianzou。
talinghunqueweidezheiwugeyue，doushiyuanzhuzaiyongtadeshenti，beijuqingzhipeizhewangqianzou。
《mengxiangxingxiu》debisai，qianqianhouhoujiaqilaiyouwugeyue，ganghaokazailezheiyiduanlimian。
yulunengjidezheiqijiandedabufenshiqing，dantabijingbushiqinshenjinglideneiyige，suoyi，neiganjuejiugenbeiguishangshenle，xinglaizhihouhaiqingxijideguiganleshenmeyiyang。
yulushuzhanleyixiashenzi，kaozailezhentoushang，diankailetongxunlu。
guoran，shenqiuxiandegezhonglianxifangshi，yijingbeiyuanzhulaheile。
yulu：“……”(=_=)
xingba，bukuishiedujijierenshe，hanjinliangbaifenbai。
zaishenqiuxianneibiankanlai，dianhuaturandabutong，xinximeirenhui，weixinbeilahei……neixiaoguo，heturanbeilengluoxiangbi，yemeichabiele。
yulu：“wozouleyihou，zheigejiaosehaihuoleyinian。bei‘wo’turantaoyanle，shenqiuxianjiumeihuaiyiguo’wo’yijingbushiyiqiandewolema?”
xitong：“yibandoubuhuiwangguaililuanshendefangxiangxiangde，zhihuikaolvnixingqingdabiandeyuanyinba。zaishuo，yuanzhuneimetaoyanta，yebuhuiyuanyihetajianmian。dangmianjiandejihuidoumeiduoshao，hainengzenmekanchulai?”
俞鹿：“……”
有点道理。
tadongdongshouzhi，jiangduifangcongheimingdanlifanglechulai。zaibianjileyitiaoxinxi，gaosuletazijixianzaizhuzainali，rangtabiedanxin。
xitong：“suzhu，nizuodehenduini。duiyuzheiyileipianzhidebingjiaolaishuo，chufeinizhendexiangzuosi，fouze，turanlengluota，jueduishidajizhizhongdedaji。suansuanshijian，nimenduanliankuaibannianle，haishizaodianjianmianhao。”
俞鹿扔开了手机。
taduizijiderenshitingzixinde，buxinxianglaiwenshundedidishineimejiduandeshenjingbing。danlandehexitongzhenglunle，shenzhitingletazheimeshuo，hailanlandihuileyiju：“pashenme，zhongjianbushiganghaogeleyige《mengxiangxingxiu》me。bulianluodeliyougouchongfenle。”
yanxiadejingkuanghaibusuanzao，zhuyaoshihuilaideshijikadeganghao。
xitong：“dangranle。zheishidiyigeshijie，nihuilaideshijikendingbuhuikazaihezhujiaosipolianzhihou，huijiandanhenduoni。”
yulu：“……nishenmeyisi?”
xitong：“meishenme，xixi。”
俞鹿：“……”
嘻你个头啊。
gongyulianjinglexialai，kongdiaojichuichulengfeng。shizhongdemiaozhenzai“titatita”ditiaodongzhe。yuludejingshenyouzhongnanyandefangsonggan，zuanjinlebeiwoli，dasuanbimuyangshenyihuier，dengzhekanshenqiuxianyoushenmehuiying。buzhibujuejian，quezhendeshuizhele。
xinglaishi，chuangwaidetiankongyibeiguilidewanxiafuman，anguangpuzhanzaibeizishang。
heihuhudefangjianli，chuxianleyixiedongjing。
yulutaiqilechenzhongdeyanpi，lengbudingdi，kanjianchuangbianchuxianleyidaorenying，shashixinzangkuangtiao，chadiansongranjiaochulai。
meidengtachusheng，chuangtoudebidengjiu“pa”yisheng，beianliangle。
rouhedeguangmangzhong，xianchuleyigetingbaxiuzhangdeshenying。
yuluxiankandaoletadekuanjian，hexiuzhangdebojing，yushangfangqingxituqidehoujie。
tasuishouzhaixialemaozihekouzhao，luchuleyizhangnianqingyaoyandemianrong。fusejiaobai，jingzhidewuketiaoti。shensuidelunkuohexingzhuangxiazhangdeyanmou，shitadepiaoliangsihaobuhannvqi。buxiaodeshihou，shenzhiyouyizhonglinglilengdandejuligan。
chajuechuangshangderenbeichaoxingle，shenqiuxianshouhuilefangzaikaiguanshangdeshou，ditoukanxiangleta。
jieyinglongzhaozhuletameilideyanjing，heyanweideneiyikeleizhi。
shaoqing，tadeshensemanmanrouheleqilai。fangfobingxiaoxuerong。kaikou，yushenghenqingrou：“wochaoxingnilema?jie。”
yuluzhengdaleyanjing，zhouranjian，jinbengdeshenjingsongchilexiaqu。
“nijinlaiganmabukaideng……”yulubiekaitou，taishoudangleyixiabidengdeguang，baoyuan：“wohaiyiweiyouxiaotou……”
banmengbanxingjianbeihedaole，tadeyuqitouchulenongnongdeqichuangqi。danyinweiyanjiaohongtongtongde，zongranshizaimaiyuan，zaipangrenyanli，yemeiduoshaohuoqi。
shenqiuxianyizheng，mangqianjiudishuo：“jie，buhaoyisia，wobuzhidaohuihedaoni。”
“tianheileyougerenzhanzainichuangbian，nishishikanhuibuhuibeihedao?”
shuozhe，tamolemozijidehoulong，buzhizenmede，shuileyijue，bujinshengyinshaya，haihunshenmeijinger，xiangshifashaole。
xitong：“dishaoshichuanyuedehouyizheng。”
yuluroulerouyan，huranjian，faxianleyidianerbuduijing——shenqiuxianshidiyicilaizheijiangongyu，kendingmeiyaochi，tayemeiqichuangjitakaimen……neitashizenmejinlaide?
“woxiawuyougepaishe，kandaonidexinxishiyijingkuaisidianzhongle。guolaideshihou，yousishengzaigenche，jiuzaifujinduozhuanlejiquan，dangeledianshijian。”shenqiuxianjiangsuishendebaojiexiale，fangdaoledishang，lakailechuangbiandeyizi，zuolexialai，jieshidao：“laidaonimenkou，qiaolebantianmenyemeihuiying，dadianhuayouguanleji。dancongloudaodechuanghuwangwaikan，nidekongdiaowaijihaizaiyunzhuan……danxinniyigerenzailimianchuleshenmeshi，wojiuxianjinlaile。”
dunledun，tapieleyuluyiyan，shengyinqingtou，diaokan：“jie，nidemimahaizhenshicongxiaodaodadoushitongyige。woshidoubuyongshi，menjiukaile。”
俞鹿：“……”
操。
tashuimengle，chadianmeijiqizheijiangongyudemenyongdeshimimasuo。
haozaimeiwen“yaochi”deshi。buranjiurerenhuaiyile。
douguaixitong，gentaguanshuleyiduiyoudemeide……haitajiandaoleshenqiuxianbenzunhou，douyoudianbuxiangyiqiandetale。
fanguanshenqiuxian，tantandangdang，chunhanxiaoyi，jiuheyiqianyiyang。
haishineigerangtafangxindedidi。
yulutantedexinzhujianfangsong，tingtashuoqishouji，huiguoshenlai，congbeiwopaqi，tanshouzaijuzishangmodaoleshouji。
tazaishenqiuxianmianqianyixianghenzizai。fushendeshihou，sanluodetoufahuakaile，luchuleyijiebanzhebanyandexuebaibojing。
shaonvdejifu，jiaonenderutongzuishangdengdesichou，fanzhenaiyoubandeguangze。
liangcedehudiegu，suizhetiweidebianhua，qingxidifuxianlechulai。huduyoumei，fangfozhendeshengchuleyishuangzhenchiyufeidedieyi。
“……”shenqiuxiandeyanmou，weiweianleyixia，pingjingdichuixialeshixian，wangzhezijidezhiguanjie。
sheiyebuzhidaotaneiyikexinlixiangdeshishenme。
“beinishuozhongle，haizhenshimeidianle。”yuluhunranweijue，jishoujichashangledianyuan，jiuyanyandisuohuibeiwolile。
shenqiuxianwen：“jie，nihoulongzenmezheimesha，bushufuma?”
“哦，有点发烧。”
“fashao?”shenqiuxiancumei，gujiefenmingdedashoufushangletadeetou，banshang，dishengdao：“etouhaotang。”
yulusuikou：“doufashaole，nengbutangma?”
“nidejingjirenni?”shenqiuxiansihuyouxiebuyuele：“nishengbingletamenyebuguannidema，jiufangnizaizheilishuijue?”
zheikouguobunengkouzaibierenshenshang，yululianmangshuo：“buguaitamen，woshixiawucaituranshaoqilaide。”
“jie，nizhenshi……”shenqiuxianwunaiyixiao，kanleyiyanshoubiao，dao：“neiwoxianzaipeiniquyiyuanba。nitouyunma?zoudedongma?”
yuluxiaodao：“zoubudongnandaonibeiwoquma?”
“嗯。”
“xingle，gennikaiwanxiaode。”yulubainongqileshouji，kanyuanzhudexingchengbiao：“gujizhishidishao，zaijiachidianyaojiuxingle。”
jiranshichuanyuehouyizheng，guoduanshijianjiugaixiaoshileba。
shenqiuxianyidun，sihunatameizhe，zanshituoxiele：“neihaoba，xianzaijialiangyixiawenduzaishuo。woqunatiwenji。”
yuluwenyan，touyebutai，“e”leyisheng。
tazaojiuxiguanleshenghuodaxiaosuoshidouyourenbangmangdalihaoderizi。
buguoyaolun“sihou”detazuihexinyide，yidingshishenqiuxian。
yebushiyikaishijiuzheiyangde。
jideshenqiuxianganglaiyujiadeshihou，youzheyanzhongdexinliwenti，yitiandoushuobuchuyigezi，zhengyezhengyebushuijue，yeburangrenpengta。neihuiershiyuluzhaozhetabijiaoduo。
danshi，congshiwuliusuikaishi，zhuangkuangjiujianjiandiandaoguolaile。
shenqiuxianchengzhangdetaikuai，zilieryouxiu。yijingbuxuyaopangrencaoxin，yemeiyouyuluzhishouhuajiaodekongjianle。
buguoshenqiuxianhaitinghuitoutaobaolide。duijialideshiyouqishitahenshangxin，youshihouyulushenzhijuedetaxianggejiazhang，zongshimomodiliaolitadeshi。
zheixiaozidezhishanghengao，zongshikeyiwanmeidilijietadexuyao，jichuzuiyoujie。haisuichuansuidao，yuquyuqiu。yuluyejiujianjiandibei“yangdiao”le。
shuoshihua，youtazai，haishihenshengxinde。
benlaiduokeguideqingyi，beixitongyishuo，zenmeturanjiuyouzhongbianweiledeganjue。
zhuanyan，shenqiuxianjiuzaiyiyaoxianglizhaodaolewenduji。
liangletiwenhou，taduizheriguangdeng，zixikanledushu：“37du5，neijiuzanshibuquyiyuanle，zaijiachidianyao，guanchayixiazaishuoba。”
yuluyijingjianchawanyuanzhudetonggaole，shouqileshouji。
“toutengdehuajiuxianshuiyihuierba。”shenqiuxianningganleshimaojin，fuzaitadeetoushang，dunzailechuangbian，yutashixianqiping，roushengdao：“jie，woxianzaichuqumaiyao，shunbiandabaoyixiechide，zuiduobanxiaoshihuilai，nizaijiadengwo。”
“wangshangmaijiuxingleba。”
jidexinwenli，shenqiuxianfanshichuhuodong、ganfeiji，jibendouhuibeidudeshuixiebutong。baobiaobuduanbafengkuangdefensiwangwaitui，cainengkaichuyitiaolulai。
suiranbushiyiaidoudedingweilaichudaode，danzhanglezheimeyizhangzhaofengyindiedelian，shenqiuxiandehenduofensibiaidoufendoukuangre。
“bule，maiyaohaishixianchangheyaojishishuobijiaoqingchu。”shenqiuxianwenroudixiaolexiao：“fangxinba，wokaichequ，maozikouzhaodoudaizhe，buhuibeikandaode。nixieyihuier，wojiuhuilaile。”
“e，wobutaiyouweikou，jiumai……”
shenqiuxianzhalezhayan，xiaozhetitadale：“zhoucaijidechaiyuhuashengzhou，haiyoucongyoubing。”
俞鹿：“……”
quanzhongle，zheixiaozishihuiduxinma?
tafanlegeshen，zaibankonghuilehuishou，shiyitaquba。
.
dangwan，chiletuishaoyao，zaishuileyijuehou，yulujingshenhaozhuan，weikouyehuifule。
shenqiuxianjiangshiwurelere，duandaolecanzhuoshang。
liangrenmianduimianzuolexialai。shenqiuxianyongshaozibolebomaozhereqidezhou，qingshengshuo：“jie，tingshuoniheshushuchaojiale。”
yulubuzhikefou：“suanshiba，wobahenishuoshenmele?”
zaizheigeshikong，shouyanghaizidebiyaotiaojianshi“wuziwunv”。
yejiushishuo，yuzhengtangxiangrangshenqiuxianzuoweiqinshengerzi，zaifalvshangrenzuguizong，jiubixujiechuheyuludefunvguanxi，lianyangfunvguanxiyebunengyou。
shejidaocaichan、gufenfangmiandejichengwenti，xuenongyushui，zhengchangrendouhuixuanzeqinshengde，fangqibaocuode。
dangshideyulucaishiersui，yaoshijiechuleguanxi，jiulundaotahuifuliyuanzhule。
daodiyangletashiernian，shouxinshoubeidoushirou，yuzhengtangduizheigenverhaishihenyouganqingde。
suoyi，renhuishenqiuxianhou，yuzhengtanghezijidemishu——yiweibuhunzhuyidenvshimimiqiandinglexieyi，rangmishuchengweiyuludexinjianhuren。
zheiyangyilai，yulumingyishangshimishudeyangnv，shijiquekeyijixudaizaiyujiachengzhang。
yijuxieyi，chengnianshi，tayuneiweimishudeshouyangguanxijiuhuizidongjiechu。
zheiqizhongdeshouduanhecaozuo，doushizaianzhongjinxingde。
bijingjihele“yinghou”、“dicengjiabaonanshaqi”、“baocuohaizi”、“zhenjiaqianjinshaoye”zheixiejingbaodeyaosu，zheishieryaoshijianlebao，xianqideyulunfengbao，zuyisisuilianggehaizi。yinci，zheijianshizhiyoujigerenzhidaoshimo。
erqie，ganghuijiashideshenqiuxian，xinliwentihenyanjun，jiqipaichi“babamama”zheiyangdeziyanzaishenghuochuxian，yitingjiubuhaole。
suoyi，yuzhengtangyemeiyouqiangpolianggexiaohaigaichenghu。
suiranbicidouxinzhidumingsheicaishiyujiadexiaohai，yuluyeyiranhanyuzhengtangwei“baba”。shenqiuxianzeyizhijiaotazuo“shushu”，jinianxialai，douhanxiguanle。
shenqiuxianxiaolexiao：“shushushihewoshuoleyixiebuman。”
“ai，suanle，nibiegaosuwole，kendingdoushishuluowode。”xiangdaoyuanzhuzuotianzuodideneiwugeyue，yulujiunaorenteng，yaoleyikoucongyoubing，hurandao：“neimeshuo，niyeyoukanguowodebisaime?”
“youa。”shenqiuxiandafangdidiantou。sihuxiangqileyouqudeshi，guanerdao：“nibisaideneiduanshijian，wozhenghaozaipaishediyibudianying，yanyigepeijiao。dengxideshihou，tongjuzudeyanyuanyeyougenzhewoyiqikan，tamendoushuohenxihuanni。”
yuluganxiao：“ha……shima。”
jinxieniandexuanxiujiemucengchubuqiong，guanzhongdouyouxieshenmeipilaole。youqizuijinyiliangnianchuxiandexinxuanshou，zhimingdudoujibenmeiyouchongchuguofensidequanceng。
danshi，“xuanxiu=chaolengfan=shoushilvdimi”zheigemozhou，zai《mengxiangxingxiu》diyiqibochushibeidapole。
yuanzhuchuciliangxiangdehuamian，beizhichenglegiftu，yiyezhineizhuanfashuwan，yijuchongdaolejidapingtaidesousuobangdiyi。zaiwangyoufengwei“shipotianjingdemeimao”，taolunduyiqijuechen。
youlezheizhongmianfeibajiemudaichuquandexuanshou，《mengxiangxingxiu》dejiemuzujianzhilefengle，kaishizheshouzaiyuanzhudejianjishanggaoshiqing。
zhenghao，yuanzhucongqianyuedaocanjiabisai，meiyoutouluguoyijujiatingbeijing。zhiqiandeyinsiyebeibaohudehenhao，quanwangtaolunlejitian，lengshimeiyigerenwachutadeshenshilai。
benlaixinggejiuhenhuiguniangjijiele，《mengxiangxingxiu》jiemuzuhaihaowuguji，gezhongheixinjianji，zhizaochongtu。daozhihuihuibochu，dousixyureduqifei。
suoyi，jiemujieshuhou，yuanzhudeheifenwuyangwuyangde，bitaquanbuduiyoujiaqilaidouduo。
yebuzhidaoshenqiuxianheneixieyanyuankandaojiemulibiaolibiaoqideta，huiyoushenmeganxiang……
zheishi，tadesixubeishenqiuxianyijuhuahuanhuile：“duile，jie，xianzaidouzheimewanle，wojinwanzainizheilishuima?”
yuluchiyileyixia：“keyishikeyi，danwozheilizhiyoushafa，nishuibuhaodehua，mingtianjiu……”
“meishi。”shenqiuxianxiaolexiao，shuo：“womingtianbuyongzaoqi，xiawuhuixuexiaoshangke，qidianbanyueleyigeguanggaopaishe，keyigenniyiqichigezaofanzaizou。zaishuo，nicaigangtuishao，wohaishiliuxialaikanzhenigenghaoyixie。”
“那好吧，随你。”
shenqiuxianzhanchuleyigexiaorong，fangfoqingquan，ganjingyouyaoyan：“hao。”
yulukanzheta，buzhiweihehuranyouxiekuijiu。
mingmingbeiwuyuanwugulaheilewugeyue，tayebujichou，haizhenshijidianyangguangjiucanlan。
yushiyuluzhudongguanxinleyixiatadejinkuanghegongzuo。
qishitayebuyongxiadanxin。shenqiuxiansuozaidexingguangchuanmei，shiquanneidelongtouyulegongsi，yujiachigu70%，buhuiyourenqifudeletaiziyede。
shenqiuxiandandandao：“ruguowomenzaiyigegongsijiuhaole。”
“wobayoubutongyiwojinquan，buhuirangwoqianxingguangde。”
“nikeyizhaowobangni。”
俞鹿一愣。
zhongyushuodaolezheigehuati，shenqiuxianchuimou，qingshengshuo：“jie，buguannixiangzuoshenme，renheshiqing，doukeyizhaowoshangliang。jiuxiangzheici，ruguonitizaogaosuwonixiangjinquan，woyidinghuibangnide。niheshushuchaojia，yebuyongyishengbuhangdixiaoshiwugeyue，lianwodedianhuayebujie，wozhendehendanxinni。”
唉，剧本造的孽啊。
yulushanshandao：“buhaoyisia，woneiduanshijianxinqingbuhao，jiusheiyebuxiangjian。buguowobinida，woyoufencunde。”
“wozhishibuxiangnixinkuzouneimeduowanlu，jiusuanshushubutongyiniqianyuexingguang，woyekeyijieshaoniqugenghaodegongsi。”shenqiuxianrenzhendikanzheta，fangruanleyuqi：“jie，nitairangrenbufangxinle。yihouzaiyudaoshiqing，xianhewoshangliang，buyaorangwozheimedanxinle，dayingwohaobuhao?”
yulubuyouzizhujiuyingleju：“haoba。”
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youyuchiletuishaoyao，yuluhenzaojiukunle。xishuyihou，bianhuilefangjianxiuxi。
tangshangchuanghou，tahuranfaxianxitongduochuleyixianggongneng——jindutiao。
yigezhangtiaoxingdexiaofangkuang，xuehongdesekuai，xianshiwei1%。jiezhe，zaitadezhushixia，tahurandongle，biaodaole10%，limiandeyanseyebianle，congxuehongsebianchengleanlvse。
xitong：“zheishigushijindutiao，tiandao100%shi，nijiushuwanzuile。”
yuluruoyousuosi：“juranyoujindutiao，neihaibucuoa。”
zhishaokeyipanduanchuzijichuyunaduanjuqing。
jiushineigebianhuadeyanse，rangtayoudianzaiyi。
dagaishisuijideba。yuluzheimexiang，laguolebeizi，henkuaijiuchenruleshuimengzhizhong。
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yuluhuifanghou，anjingdeketingli，zhikaileyizhanrouhededeng。
shafashangpuhaolebeiyongdezhentoubeizi。
shenqiuxianbeizheguang，zhanzaichufangliheshui，houjieshangxiagundong。
gexialebolibei，tadanmodiyongshoubeishizoulezuijiaodeshuizi。
yinyingpashangletaguangjiedecejia。
fangcaifangfomianjuyiyang，fuzaitayanjiaochunbiandeqianqianxiaorong，zaoyixiaoshile，zhishengxialeyizhangmianwubiaoqingdelian。
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