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tachenjizhemudenggoudaideshihou,feikuaidetaozoushangleyiliangjichengche。
kandaojizhebeishuaikaihou,shinianzheicaisongkouqi,xiwanggangcaidehuanengshaoweitaohaoneigeweixiandenanrenba。
tazhijiehuileshijiabieshu。
“nijingranmeishi?”wangrongkanzheshinianwanhaowuquedehuilai,shenshanghaichuanzhezuixinkuandequnzi,jingyadezhanqilai。
“shia,rangnishiwangle。”shiniansihaobukeqidezuozaishafashang:“womazainaer?”
“**shiqingbuzheji,buguowodaoshiyoudianhaoqi,nijiujingshizenmezuodaode?”
xiaoqinghandebaopiqiwurenbuzhi。
“nicaia?buguowodetixingwanglaoshiyijuhua,xianzaiwokeshixiaoqinghandeqizi,xiaojiadesanshaonainai。”
“shinian,nishaozaizheiliyaowuyangweile,bujiushijiajiyigecanfei,youshenmehaodeyide。xiaojiazuishouchongdeshixiaoyuan,genbenbushixiaoqinghan。”
wangchuchuhurancongloushangxialai,yilianzhigaoqiyang。
“zhukou。”wangrongjiangnverhechizhu。
suijitayilianjingtidekanzheshinian:“wohuirangsijisongniguoqu。”
“算你识相。”
“jirannizheimedesanshaohuanxin,shenmeshihouyaoqingsanshaohuijiajuyijuni?”
shinianchaofengdehuida:“youxiaosangensishengnvdedifang,caibushiwodejia。”shuowanzhijiezouren。
wangchuchudunshiqizhale:“ma,niweishenmeduineige**zheimerenrang?”
“zhishaotanengqubanididihuanhuilai。”sheijiaotadeerzibuzhengqi,zhaorelexiaojia。
“ma,shinianquleliaoyangyuan,huibuhuifaxianshenme?”
“buhui,wozaojiuanpaituodang,tazhaobudaorenhezhengju。”
wangrongxianzaidanxindebushizheige,benlaixiangjiezhuxiaoqinghandeshouchudiaoshinian,jieguobuzhidaonaerchulepilou。
buguotajueduibunengrangshinianjiezhuxiaojiazhongxinzhanqilai!
——
shinianzuosijidechequleyigehenpianpideliaoyangyuan。
henkuaitafaxianmuqinhaoxiangburenshitale,yanshenkongdongdekanzheyuanfang,sihumeitingjiantashuohuayiyang。
“manikankanwo,woshinianniana。”
buguantashuoshenme,muqindoumeishenmefanying。
henkuaiyigenvyishengzouguolai:“shixiaojienihao,woshinimuqindezhuzhiyisheng,keyiliaoliaoma?”
“我妈她怎么了?”
“nimuqinbenlaishentibushihenhao,changnianyouyiyuzheng,shou**taiyanzhongdaozhijingshenyouxieshichang,haiyouaerzihaimozhengdeqianzhao。”
shinianhongzheyankuang:“bukeneng,womuqinzenmehuiyouyiyuzheng,tayizhidouhenleguana。”
“zheizhongbinghennanshuodechulai,wozheibianlejiedaodeqingkuangjiushizheiyang,houxuzhiliaoxuyaozinvpeihe,jingchanglaikankanta。”
shinianhoulaipeizhemuqinshuolehenzhangshijiandehua,ketayidianfanyingdoumeiyou。
zhidaotanshishijiandao,muqinbeihugongdaihuilefangjianxiuxi。
“ma,wogejitianzailaikanni。”
shinianyiyibushedelikaile。
buguodangtalikaideyihou,yizhichenmodemuqinhuranhuitoukanletayiyan,muguanggewaiwenrou。
dangshinianzouchulaideshihou,faxiansijizaojiubuzaile。
taxiayishimolemoshouji,zheicaifaxianshoujizhiqianbeifuqinduozou,neitaxianzaiyinggaizenmeban?
liaoyangyuanjianzaishanshang,julishiquhenyuan。
zheigeshihou,pangbiankaiguolaiyiliangheisedehaoche,chuanghuyaoxialuchuyizhangyingjundewuguan:“sandimei,nizenmezaizhei?”
shiniankanqingtashisheihou,liansezhoubian。
tashizuotianzaimeilihuisuobaoxianglidenanren——xiaoyuan。
shinianminzhechunbanhuida:“wolaikanwangwomuqin。”
“zheimeqiao。shangcheba,wosongniyicheng。”
“buyongle,wojiadesijihenkuaijiulai。”
shinianxiayishizhaoleyigejiekou,tabennengdebuxianggenxiaojiaderencheshangguanxi,tebieshizheigenanrengenxiaoqinghanbuhe。
她不想成为炮灰。
“sandimei,sahuangkebushiyigehaoxiguan。ruguonixianzaibuzou,gujiyitianyiyeyehuibudaoshiqu,gengbieshuohuangjiaoyelingde,buzhidaohuifashengshenmeshiqing。”
xiaoyuandakaichemen,dandankaikou:“woyixiangbuxihuanbeirenjujue。”
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