《lihunhou，qianqiguiqiuwofuhun》shiyibuyinrenrushengdedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo，youzuojiaxiaoshengchidoufujingxinchuangzuo。gushizhujiaoqinyansumengyandemingyunyuaiqing、quanlihebeipanjiaozhizaiyiqi，jieshilerenxingdefuzaheshehuideheianmian。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqishenkededongchalihejinzhangdejuqingerbeishouzanyu。“xiaozi，nipashijingshenshangyijingchuxianwenti，juranshuochurucixiyan！”sunshiminyaozhejiubeiduiqinyanxixuedao。……。
蝼蚁？
不够格？
秦彦一语惊人！
整个会厅瞬间沸腾！
zaichangquangui，wuyibushigelingyudeqiaochu！
congweiyourendanganduitamenrucikouchukuangyan！
“这人失心疯了？”
“jingdizhiwa！kebei！”
“zaichangnayigebushitayangwangbukejidecunzai，qiganzaizheilidayanbucan！”
jianzhongrenduiqinyanzhizhidiandian，sumengyanjuedediulian，dingzheqinyanyaoyadao：“nizhibuzhidaonizaishuoxieshenme！youzhibuzhidaonimianduideshishenme！”
qinyandandandao：“woshuoguo，yuwoeryan，zaichangderenquanshilouyi，wuyiliwai。”
“nifengle？！”sumengyanbaonu！
zhaoyoupingxiaozhepaishou：“chuanyannishigeyiwushichu，zhizhidaoshuawantuodidefeiwu，jinriyijian，xingrongdehaishitaibaoshoule。”
众人纷纷一笑。
sunshimin、zhouzhenqi、rongwanlisanren，gengshibingchizhegaoaodezitai，miaoshiqinyan。
“今日！”
zhaoyoupinghuangusizhou，langshengdao：“wohuaxianmengdongquchengyuanyunji，hainasifangquangui，zaichangdemeiyigedoushinigaobukepandecunzai！”
“mengyanrangnilikai，jiushichenshiqingnaodaqian，jiniyitiaohuolu。kenidaohao，bushitaiju！”
shuozhe，zhaoyoupingkanxiangzhongren，zhizheqinyandao：“pageweiyousuobuzhi，woxianlongzhongdeyixiajieshaozheiren！”
“cirenmingjiaoqinyan，wunianlaiyishizhuxingquankaosushijituandesuzong，shigeliangongzuodoumeiyoudejishengchong！”
“xianzaibeisuzongsaodichumen，shiqushenghuobaozhang，bianhuaihenzaixin，yushiyilugenzonglai，danaohuichang！”
zaichangquanguimenhuangrandawu，jieshiyilianxixuekanzheqinyan。
“yuanlaishigebeiyiqidefeiwu！”
“juranhaigendaozheierlai，yejiuzheidianchuxile！”
“zheipabujiushiwunengkuangnuba？a？hahaha！”
“xianzhi。”sunshiminkanlekanzhaoyoupinghesumengyan，yiweishenzhangdao：“wozenmeyouxiegaobuqingchu，nibushishuo，su**shinide……”
“edui！qiaowobazheishierdouwangle！”zhaoyoupinghuangrandepailexiaetou，kanxiangsumengyan：“chenzhequanguiyunjicidi，bashiqingxuanbuyixiaba？”
linxuexialalelasumengyandegebo，tixingsumengyangankuaishuochulai。
sumengyanziranyihuidaozhaoyoupingzhideshi‘weihunqi’shenfen，kanzhemianqiandeqinyan，zhanglezhangzui，juranyouxieshuobuchukou。
huoxushiwuniandefuqi，tabuyuanyibashiqingzuodezheimejue。
bijing，jiusuanyangtiaoxiaomaoxiaogoudouhuiyouganqing。
sumengyanshenhuxikouqi，dingzheqinyandao：“wobuxiangzaigenniyourenheguage，yeqingniyouzizhizhiming，likelikai！fouzeniruodezuizaichangderenheyiwei，nihuihencan，shenzhinilianzijidemingdoubaobuzhu！”
qinyankanzhesumengyanhenjiu，dao：“nishuodeqianbanjuhua，zhenghewoyi。zhiyuyaowodeming？zheishishang，haimeirenyouzheigenengnai。”
“nianqingren，diyiciwodengkebuyunijijiao，kezheidierci，wozhidangshiniweitiaoxin。”
sunshiminlengxiaodao：“nikezhitiaoxinhuaxianmengdehouguoshishenme？”
“tiaoxin？”qinyanshixiaodao：“nengrangwotiaoxinderenhaibucunzai。zhiyunimen，gengbugouge！”
“youyisi！”zhouzhenqiyangtiandaxiao，shangqianzoulai：“haoyigebugouge，neibuzhiwowuchengdezhoujia，goubugouge？”
作者：池鱼小月
栏目：都市
爱上双胞胎女神：我开始开赛车
作者：安诺汉森
栏目：都市
我只会说实话，老婆求我快闭嘴
作者：方方爱吃番茄
栏目：都市
我上岸月球那天，前女友考研上岸
作者：常向上
栏目：都市
我给死人化妆的亲身经历
作者：八旬老贼
栏目：都市
江总，你的白月光是赝品
zuozhe：aichichaotianmiantiaodejiangqing
栏目：都市
