《lihunhusi？fenmingshiyanshenlasi》shishiyuesanshanchuangzuodeyibuhaomenzongcaixiaoshuo。gushiweiraozhechiyangxuhemingzhankai，jieshiletamenzhijiancuozongfuzadeguanxihebukesiyidemaoxianjingli。zheibuxiaoshuojikourenxinxianyouchongmanjingxi，lingduzhenanyiwanghuai。chiyangbaozhe“zenmemeirenmawo”dexintaiyouqulehuatiguangchang。@buchixiangcaicai：jiwoxiaobuhuole，yuanlaichiyangbeipaidaoshuangyantonghong，yilianaishang，shiyinweimeiyouqiang……。
chiyangxiweidexiaorongbeilihaokanzaiyanli，tazhidaozijichuaiceduile。
chiyangyouneigeyisi，neitajiuyaojinkuaituidongluodi。
yitiaoneng“bao”deresou，tazhixiaoruhetuibozhulan。
“youjizhelaiwen，zanshidoumeiyouhuiying。lingwaigongzuoshilianhelvshiyijingfalegaizhangshengmingweihuquanyi。”
“haoda，xinkuhaohao～”
chiyangqumozijideshouji，zheicaifaxianyanshuangbanxiaoshiqianjitadaleliangtongdianhua。
gangxiangdahuiqu，jiutingdaolemenkouchuanlaileyizhenjicudegaogenxiesheng。
“宝！！”
zheiyishengquanshisixinliefeideganqing，zhijierangchiyangyiduosuo。
lihaozhanqileshen，yilianfangbei，shitudangzaiqianmian，dankandaochiyangtaishouyingjierenjiutuilehuiqu。
yanshuangxingsecongcongganlaile，piaoleyiyanlihaozhibenchiyang。
yiliandanyouzaishafapangbianzuoxia，yishoufuzhetadelian，yishouqumotadetui。
“haishangzhenale？xuhemingzheigegouyouqifunile？！！”
takandaoxinwenshijiuzuobuzhule，dianhuayoumeirenjiejiuzhijiekaichelaile。
chiyangliaoqikuzizhanshiyuqing，heiheiyixiao，biaoqingshenqi：“suanshihuouba。”
严霜：“……”
李浩：“……”
chiyangheyanshuangshuolezaoshangduomaoweisuideshi。
“zanmenzaiquqianga，haizinayoubugenzheniangdedaoli！”
严霜又来了气势。
“jiushishuoa！”chiyangfuhe，“dengwochouzhunshijizanmenyijunaxia！”
xijiaozhuangyuanchengbaobushineimehaochuangde。
guanjiazaoshangfangtajinquyeshiliulemianzizai。
xuhemingshoudaoxiaoxideshihouzhengdaizheananyiqizaiyuanwaidagaoerfu。
tajinjulimiaozhundongkou，qingqingyihuigan，baiseshizimaojiuzhuizheqiupao。
zhuaziyibojiuganraoleluxian，ranhouwaitoukanzhexuheming。
taweibagaogaoshuqi，hendiadijiaoleyisheng。
xuheminglianshangfuqidandandexiaoyi，yuanbenlenghuideyanmouzaiyipianangrandehuanjingzhongyerouhelebushao。
qiuchinazhepingbandididaoletamianqian。
xuhemingbaqiugandileguoqu，“peitawan。”
zijizeshiqulelingyibianchakan。
kanqingneirongdeshihou，talianshangdandandexiaoyicaimanmanlianqu。
yizhangtuishangdeyuqinghekuhongdeyanjiuyindaolefengxiang，tahaizhenshiyoupaijiuda，buguanzhangfa。
danyoubudebushuojiabaozheigedian，qierudehaibucuo。
zaiwaijiedouzaichuaiceweihelihundeshihou，zheidiantainengdiaodongdazhongweikou。
xuhemingzuijiaogouqileyisixiaoyi。
yiju“kongqiao”zhongyuyouyisiqilaile。
genzhejiabaocitiaoyiqishangresoude，haiyouxuhemingsangezi。
yinweimeiyougengduodezhengju，dianjijinqu，neironghaisuanpinghe。
@fenghuofeng：jiabaozheigeci，jiuhenguai，babaolixingweishuodexiangshiputongdejiatingmaodun。
@caiquan：zhishuole，xuqueshiyoujiabaonandemianxiang。
@shinidage：woqu，bunengba，xulaobanbuxiangshihuidongshouderena。
@luoquaner：yisijiabao？zidanzaifeiyihui。
madebijiaonantingdeshichiyangdefensi，
【pianhundesizhanan，qifunvrensuanshenmedongxi！】
【lajichaoxiongnan！zhuniyihouyangweimeiyitian。】
【pianhungay、lowhuo】
……
xuhemingzuijinmeishaokandaomarendehua，yijingzongjiechudetaolu。
duinvrenjiushipozangshui，duinanrenjiushizhuyangwei。
没有新意。
zongranyouqiuchizaipeizheananwangaoerfu，zheimaomiyiranhenqingchusheicaishitadechanshiguan。
yilumiaomiaojiaochaoxuhemingbenqu，yinaomenzhuangtuishang，ranhouyongweibagougouchanchan。
duiyuyijingshichuhunshenjieshulaihongmaozhuzikaixindeqiuchi，henshiwuyu。
xuhemingjiangpingbandijita，“shaohouhuiying。”
丘迟应下。
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daolegaichiwanfandeshihou，lihaohaizaimang。
tazaikanxinxizutigongguolaideyuqingjianbao。
“biekanlehaohao，guolaichifanba，xianzaishixiabanshijian。”
池漾喊她。
yipangdeyanshuangyandaishenshihejingti，yazheshengyinzhiwenchiyang，“youwopeizhehaibuxing，nihaiyaojipangrenjihui？luanrenmeimei！”
zheishishenmehua？chiyangzhalexiayanjing。
tahuanglehuangyanshuangdegebo，“bienao，haohaoshisirenzhuli，dangranyaogenzhewo。”
lihaoshoushihaodiannaosongquloushang，yanshuangmuguangyegenzhezhanleshangqu。
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“tazhuzhei？！nibazhaopindouzhaodaojialilaile？？”
chiyangbataanzaicanzhuobian，“zanshizhuzhe，houmiankantaxibuxiguan，yeyoukenengbanchuqu。”
yanshuangzhijieqixiaole，zhuanshenshuangshouxuxuqiazhulechiyangdebozi，“ayaya，niyaoqishuwola！”
还习不习惯！！
zaigongdianliyoudanjian，haiyoubaomunengzuofan！zheidaiyudoulamanle！
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tayeqingbuzijinwanqilezuijiao。
zheiciwancanzhengchangduole，hunsudapei，yingyangjunheng。
yanshuangchifandeshihouyizhipiaolihao。
yanshenbushan，xiangshihushidechongwuquan。
chiyangzhidaotashibeijidumenglexin，qiaolexiatadekuaizi，“chabuduoxingle，youbuyouzhiayanzongjian。”
“wohaimeifalini，zheijiuyouzhile？”
yipangdelihaoxingxingyanleqilai，“shuangshuangjie，nizheimenianqingjiushizongjianlea，nihaolihaia。”
yanshuangzuijiaochouleyixia，duanzhenglezuozi，“haixingba，zhuyaoshiyoujiaoqiangdezilinengli，bubagongzuodaidaozhaopinfangdejiali。”
chiyangzaizhuozixiadengletayijio。
lihaoxiaomimiyebuzaiyi，pangbianshoujiyiliang，talimanaqilaikan。
“biwohairiliwanji？”yanshuangpiezhezuixiaoshengtucao。
lihaochengdizhanleqilai，bashoujidileguoqu。
“yangyangjie，xuzongneibianduijiabaochuanwenzuolechengqing。”
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chiyangkandeshihou，yanshuangbanaodaiyecouleguoqu。
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xuhemingzheigegoushenmeshihouzhuangleshexiangtou！
jiuminga，tadejiaozhiyijingkaishikoudi。
shipinzhongcongtajinmenkaishi，xianshiwanyaozhaodongxi，dunxiahuhuanmaomi，zaidaomaobeixuhemingbaoqi，liangrenmeishuoliangjujiudongleshou……
chiyangkanzhezuozaidishangdeziji，liankaishireleqilai。
weisanqingxingdeshishipinmeiyoushengyin，qieshiquanjing，yijizuozaidishang“sapo”depianduanzuolejiasuchuli。
danjibianruci，nvmingxingdelianmianyediulechedi。
chiyangyizhizaishenhuxi，tayouyishunjiandeweimi。
zheijianzhishirenshengzhianshikezhiyi。
zheimewanshiba，haohaohao！
haodehen！xugou！congciwomenshibuliangli！
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