zhujiaoshitangqiaoershenjingjuedehaomenzongcaixiaoshuo《lihunhoutachengyiwanfupobeiqianfudaozhui》，benshushiyouzuozhe“sujingzhe”chuangzuobianxie，shuzhongjingcaineirongshi：shenjingjuemouguangchenchen，woqitaxianxideshou，“wohebaixiaoxiaochedijieshule，niyijingweiworenlesannian，wobuhuizairangnishouweiqule。”……
xiyangxixia，jinguangchuantouyuncengfenwaiyaomu。
shenjingjuepibeidizuozaihoupai，haochexiangguanchaozhuangyuanshiqu。
“shenzong，neijigechuanshaofurenheiliaodeyingxiaohaowodouchulile，erqieyijingjitamenfenghaohaixiadalvshihan，gujigoutamenheyihude。
zhishihunxunzheibian，resouzenmedouyabuxiaqu，zheige……henbuhaogao。”hanxianmianlunanse。
shenjingjuemuguangyouchendiwangzhechuangwai。
zheiyilutahenduociyouchongdonglianxibaixiaoxiao，danxiangqishangciduihuabuhuanersan，zheihuiyouyaotongguotangyuecainenggentashuoshanghua，taduoshaoshiyoudianmobukailian。
jiusuandaguoqule，tajiele，shuoshenme？
今天的事，抱歉？
tashuobuchukou，kexinliyouxiangbeikuaijushiyazhe，zhizhongdehuxibuchang。
zailaosilaisikuaiyaoshiruguanchaozhuangyuanfujinshi，shenjingjueturanmeimuyining。
“停车。”
sijichache，tingzailubian。
hanxianhuahaimeiwen，shenjingjueyidakaichemenmailexiaqu。
tachuanguomalu，jingzhizouxiangyijiamenlianfugudecaifengdian。
touliangdechuchuangliguazhejiancaikaojiudexizhuang，toudingshangfangpaibianxiezhelianggemaobizi——jiunian。
shenjingjuehudixiangqi，baixiaoxiaosongtadexizhuangbaozhuangheshang，jiuxiezhezheilianggezi。
tagaodaangzangdeshenxingtuimenerru，fenglingyaodong，yiminglaocaifengzoulechulai。
“xiansheng，ninshiquyifuhaishizuoyifua？”
shenjingjuehuanghuleyixia，chouchubanxiangcaiwen：“dagai，yigeyueqian，shibushiyouyiweiershilaisuidenvrenzaininzheierzhizuoguoyitaonanshixizhuang？”
“ai！duidui！shiyouneimeyiweixiaoguniang！aiyo，shouqiaodehen，woyinxiangtaishenkele！”
laocaifengxiangqibaixiaoxiaoyanlifaguang，“neigunianghenyoushejitianfu，**zheixingdousishinianle，shuozhende，zhenbibushangta！”
“taneiduanshijian……meitiandouhuilaizheierzuoyifuma？”shenjingjuehoulongseran，dishengwen。
“shia，meitianshangwuanshiguolai，ranhouzuodaowomenbangwandayang。haojiciwokantaleidepazaizhuozishangxiuxi，yitianxialailianshuidougubushangheyikou，guairangrenxintengde。”
laocaifenghuiyizheshuo，“wowentashisongfuqinhaishinanpengyou，tahongzhelianshuoshisongjitaairen，aiyo，meixiangdaotazheimenianqingjiujiehunle，yebuzhidaoshisheijiaxiaozizheimeyoufuqi！”
爱人。
zheilianggezixiangmeiguijingshangdeci，qiaoqiaozheleyixiataweizhandexinjian。
“tatiqizijiairenlaihuajiuduole，yanlishanliangliangde。woxiangneiguniangyidinghenaitazhangfu，buranzenmekenengzheimerenzhendiqinshouzuoyifuni？
yizhenyixiandoushiqingyia。aiduila，ninshinawei？ninzenmezhidaode？”
shenjingjuehoujiedongledong，guishishenchadishuo：“wojiushineigeairen。”
laocaifengzhijieshayan，yonglidalianglenanrenyiyan，“langcainvmao，zhenshijuepei！”
shenjingjuecongcaifengdianchulai，xiyangdeyuhuisazaitalianshang，zhijueyiqierumeng。
yichangbaixiaoxiaoliujitademeng。
neigenvren，nandaoduitashizhenxinde？
ketiandixiazhenyouzheiyanglizhidaorutongjingshenfenlieyiyangderen，genzhetashimanxinmanyanshita，likaitashijiunengwufengduijie，quanshenxintourulingyigenanrenhuaibao？
shenjingjuexinlikongluoluode，zheiganjueqiansuoweiyou。
“shenzong！ninzenmeguangqicaifengdianle？ninpingshidouchuandapaigaodinga，shenmeshihouhuankouweile？”hanxianzheigeshaque，wanquangaobuqingzhuangkuang。
“没有，回去吧。”
突然，手机震动。
shenjingjuejintiandoukuaibeishoujigaochupdstle，zhoumeinachulaiyikan，zheicaizhangyulekouqi。
shitazuihaodepengyou，huojiadashaoyehuoruxi。
“怎么？”
“jinwanchulaia，gemenerweiniqingzhuyixia。”huoruxisangyinhenhuankuai，daizhesanfenxixue。
“庆祝什么？”
“neidekanni，keyishiqingzhunixinhunyekeyiqingzhunilihun。”
“滚。”
“haha！kaiwanxiaokaiwanxiao，woxinchangzijintiankaizhang，nijiudanglaijiwopengpengchanghaibuxing？nishuonidouduojiumeizhaowole，shibushidanle？shibushimeiaile？”
shenjingjueyouyuleyixia，chuanlekouqi。
“晚上见。”
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dangwan，tangqiaoerzhangshao，jitangxuzuoledunfengshengdewanfan。
“qiaoqiao，niyanwuguomin，suiranzheizhongchufangyouyanbuyanzhong，danhaishigaishaoxiweimiao。”tangxukanzheyizhuozimeiweijiayao，guanxinqitangqiaoerdeshentilai。
“meishide，fanzhengwozongzuoyijing……”
tangqiaoerzheicaiyishidaozijishuolouzuile，meibanfa，gengegezaiyiqitataifangsongle，yidiangujidoumeiyou。
“**！nigaibuhuizheisanniantiantianshenshimeizuofanba？！wotemejitagedabidou！”tangxuqidechadianxianzhuo。
“meishenmela，qizijizhangfuxishouzuogengtang，tianjingdiyide。buguowusuoweile，yihouzheizhongshi，woyongyuanbuhuizuole。”
tangqiaoershuanglangdixiaoleliangsheng，kexiaoqueyangaibuzhutayanlideshiluoyuyoushang。
xianglaixixiaonumadetangxuhudizhengseqilai，zoudaotamianqian，zhangkaishuangbeibameimeilouzhu，xiangbangqiaohuzhuzhenzhu。
“neisannianquandangweigoule，yihouyibeizi，gegemennamingchongni！gongzhudianxia！”
……
晚九点整。
huojiaxinkaideyechangacejujilebushaomingyuankuoshao，bijing，sheinengbulaipengyipengshengshanghuanghuoruxidechangni。
yinqingshenghuxiaoerlai，quanqiu**bujiadidechuxianlingsuoyounvrenxianmu，suoyounanrenluolei。
fujiashangtangxuzoulvxianzouxialai，jinwantachuanlexiuxianzhuang，yigaiwangrijianchaguanyisibugoudeyansuxingxiang，yangguangshuaiqibushijingui。
zheishi，jiashizuodemenkaile。
tangqiaoershoudazainanrenzhangxinbaixizhangtuimaixiache，jinyetachuanletiaojinshenxingganyinsediaodaiduanqun，zaimilidengguangxiayouruyitiaolangmandeyinhe，heifayale**lang，yiduidutedezuanshiliusuerhuanchendetaxiaoxiaoyizhanglianruzhongxingpengyuebanmeili。
menwaisuoyoushuaigedoukanzhileyan，chuixiansanchi。
tangxuhedemangbameimeilouzhu，“amituofo，nijinwanchuandeshibushitai**le？”
“zenme？gunainaiwobumei？”tangqiaoermeihuotiaomei。
“mei！meidihen！wozhishipazheibangyanjingmaolvguangdeelangpushanglaikenni！”
“sheigankenwo，woyikekebaletadeya，xinbuxin？”tangqiaoerhongchungouqixiesi。
yechangneizhizuijinmi，renaodelingrenshenshangxiansubiaosheng。
tangxubuganrangmeimeizuobatai，yushikailekabao，youdianleyizhuozihaojiu，yingzaochushengrenwujindeqichang。
“ai，jinlaiyikanshuaigezheimeduo，woyoudianhouhuigennilaileerge。”
tangqiaoeryaohuangjiubei，yumendipielepiezui，“nishuowozheiganglihun，zhengshixuyaoxinxian**zirunwofuweiwodeshihou，nigenzaiwoshenbianbushidangwotaohuama！”
“ca，nizaiyechangtiaonanrenjiudengyushizaiquanshelitiaoletiao**degonggou！meizi，zanmenlihunbudengyudiaojia，nengbunengbielaizheidifangxuannanrenexinziji？”
tangxujinjintiezhetazuoxia，jiuzheimezhendouzhenbuzhuneixiewangtangqiaoershenshangpiaodetanlanyanshen。
erjiuzaicike，erlouxiangduianjingdehaohuakabaonei。
huoruxiyushenjingjuelianggedashuaiyezoulejinlai。
jinwanshenzongrengshixianchenburandexizhuangbiting，huoruxidaliangtayiyanzezeyaotou，“nizheixizhuangshibushihanshenshangle？zheizhidaoshinichulaiwaner，buzhidaodeyiweiniyaoguolaitanshougou。”
“xianzaijihuzhenggeshengjingdeyechangdouzaizouxiapolu，nianniankuisun，nizheidifang，genbenbuzhidewoyishou。”shenjingjuejuzhiyouyadizuoxia。
“hahabierenkui，nijuedewojiukui？”
“你不亏？”
“kui。kewobupaa，woqiongdejiutemeshengqianlehahahaha！”
huoruxifangsidaxiao，niezhebeikounaqiweishiji，bianhebiantiaowangrentouzandongdelouxia。
turan，taxiazhangdemouyiding，jinghu，“zhentemepiaoliang！chuandexiangyechangnvwang，juzhitouzufenmingshiduorenjianfuguihuaa！”
shenjingjuexianglaibujinnvse，benlaimeixingqu，jiabuzhuhuoruxiyinglazhetabitakan。
bukanbuyaojin，yikan，shenjingjueshashitongkongzhenzhan，qixuedaoyong！
shibaixiaoxiao！jingranshibaixiaoxiao！
他身边的男人是谁？
唐……樾？！
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