《lihunhouwochenglebazongzhushazhi》shiyouzuozhebailuoyinsuozhudeyibenhaomenzongcaixiaoshuo，zuozhewenbijijia，ticaixinying，tuijianyuedu。《lihunhouwochenglebazongzhushazhi》jingcaizhangjiejiexuan：yiyezhijian，tachenglepohuaibierenlianqingdexiaosan，shoujingongyandelengluoyujifeng。sannianhou，jiangxiaohuiguo，gongyanyaotabashuyujiangxiaodeyiqiedouhaihuiqu。ketahuaiyunle，tanaobudeyinyinggengshipoqiedeqinshizhetajinshengdeshijian。guowangdeyinmairushachenbaobanjiangtabaowei。yuanlai，gongfugongmuchuchehuojingshitababayishoucehua？yuanlai，jigongyanxiayaoderenshijiangxiao？shengyusidedumuqiao。qinqingyuaiqingdepengzhuang。yiqie......
“sannianqianshibushifashengleshenmewobuzhidaodeshiqing，nihenimeimei……”gongyanzhoumei，tazongjuedezijiwangjileshenmezhongyaodeshiqing，zheizhongshikongdeganjueshishikekekenshizhetadexinzang，dundundeteng。
“tacongxiaolijingpandao，wobamayemeibanfa，keshiwowaizufuzuichongta，yangdemeidameixiao，woyelandejijiaole。”jiangxiaoyilianwunai，xiangyigerenrufuzhongdedajieyiban。
gongyanjuedezijiyidingshifengle，xiangqineigenvrenzuodezhongzhongeshi，zaikankanduimianyouyadetidenvren，xinzhongdebuanjianjianxiaosan，“xiaoxiao，congjinyihouzhiyaoyouwozai，renherenbunengrangnishouweiqu。”
jiangxiaogandongdidiantou，“ayan，younizheijuhuawobianzhizule……niguaiwosannianqianduinibugouxinren，yaoburanwomenpashizaojiujiehunshengzile。”
“xianzaiyebuwan，wohuirangnichengweiquantianxiazuixingfuderen。”gongyancongxiaoshenghuozaifumudezhengchaoxia，taduihunyinshenghuoweiyideqidaijiushiyishengyishiyishuangren，kexizheimeihaodechongjingbeituruqilaideyiwaihuile，zheiyeshitaweishenmezheimetonghenluobaixideyuanyin。
jiangxiaoyouxiehaixiudiwen，“ayan，nishizhenxinxianghewoyongyuanzaiyiqidema？”
“dangran。”gongyanqianzhetadeshouwenlewen。
“neiwomenshenmeshihoujuxinghunli？nihaimeiyouxiangwoqiuhunni！”jiangxiaoxiusedichenguaidao，xiaonvershentaishizu。
gongyanxianglexiang，“hunlideshiqingpashidedengyidengle，womuqingangguoshi，youxiebutuo。”
jiangxiaolijiedidiantou，“wozhidaonizuixiaoshun，keshiwojiuzheimedaizainishenbianmingbuzhengyanbushun。”
gongyanlazhetadeshouyibianwangwaizouyibianwendao，“xianyansuiyububilihui。”
“woziranshibuxiangguande，keshiyouhenduorenzaiwobamamianqianzhizhidiandian，shuowoshibuyaoliandehulijing，pohuairenjiahunyindedisanzhe……”
gongyantanlekouqi，“nixiangzenmeban？”
“woxiang……”jiangxiaoruoyousuosidixianglexiang，mouziyiliang，“buruwomenxiandinghun，zuiqimarangbierenzhidaowoshinitangtangzhengzhengdeweihunqi。”
“订婚？”
“ng，ayan……sannianbujian，nibiandeyuelaiyueyouxiule，woyoudeshihouzuomengdoushinibeibierenqiangzoule，zheiyangdeshiqingjingliyicijiugoule，wobuxiangzaijinglidiercile。”jiangxiaokelianbabadishuodao，“wotaiainile，nihebiedenvrenzhanzaiyiqi，wodouhuichicu！”
gongyanrenbuzhuxiaole，yuanbenxinzhonghaiyouyidianyilvyexiaosanle，“suoyinijiduluobaixi？”
“ng！nidoukanchulaile，wohensitale！zheizhonghuaixinchangdenvrenpingshenmezuonidetaitai！wobuganxin！”zheimexuanzhiyukoudecuyifandaoshirangrenjuedekeai。
“genghekuangnizheimeyouxiu，wopanibeiqiangzou！”
“fangxinba，woshinide。”gongyanchongnidigualeguatadebitou，“jiutingnide，lianggeyueyihouwofuqindeshengriyanhuishang，wolaixuanbudinghundeshiqing，zenmeyang？”
jiangxiaoshulekouqi，“nilaianpaijiuhao。”
jiangranheluobaixilianggeshangyuanyouyicilaidaoleyiyuan，shenjingkededafufanlegebaiyan，“zenmeyoushini？zheiciyoushizenmele？”
luobaixiyeyouxiecankui，jiejiebabadishuodao，“kezhenaodaile……”
yishengyaoleyaotou，naqibishuashuashua，“paigejiaqiangct，woxuyaoquerenyixianaobuyoumeiyouchuxue……”
“yisheng，wohuaiyunlianggeduoyuele，paipianzihuibuhuiyoufushe……”
yishengyepailepaitou，“nikanwoyejixing，zheiyangdehua，woanpainizhuyuan，xianbashangkouchulile，ranhouliuguanyitian，meishidehuamingtianjiukeyizoule。”
洛白溪万分感谢。
wanshangjiangrantangzaichuangshang，lianshangfuzhebingkuai，youzaiyouzaidihuangzhetui，“zheivipbingfangjiushibuyiyang，chuangdianzidouruandebuxianghua。”
luobaixiyaoleyaotou，“nihaiyouxinsikaiwanxiao，haohaobingfu，yaoburanmingtianhuizhongchengzhutou。”
“zhutoujiuzhutou，nvweiyuejizherong，fanzhengwoshixiong……”
yanjianzhezijishuoloulezui，ganjinchache，danluobaixihaishitingdaole。
“guaibudeshenmeshiqingdouzhaoshixiongbangmang，yuanlaishixinyizhirena！”luobaixixinqinganwen，baguazhihunxiongxiongranshaoqilai，“kuaijiwokankanshixiongzhangshenmemoyang……shuaibushuai！”
jiangranjuelejuezui，“，wobenyixinxiangmingyue，wunaimingyuezhaogouqu，tayounvshenle，zheibeiziwogujishizhuibushangtale。”
aierbudezuishangxin，zheizhongganjuemeirenbiluobaixigenglejiele。
yuanlaikansidadalielie，wuyouwulvdejiangranyeqinglukanke。
jiangranzhinanguoleyihuierjiulimahuifu，“haole，womenjiemeiliangsuiranqingchangshiyidanrenshengbunengshiyi，rangwomencemayangbian，huodexiaoxiaosasa！”
taguimajinglingdashengrangrang，“genghekuangshijieshangliangtiaotuidehamabuzhaozhao，shanshanfaguangdeshuaigeneikezhenshidaochudoushi。”
huayingangluo，jiuxiangqileyizhenqiaomensheng，liangrenniutoukanquyigewenzhibinbindeyishengzhanzaimenwai。
sanshiduosuidenianji，shenxinggaoda，meimuwenrunjunlang，shenchuanzhezuiputongbaidayi，lingdaiyisibugou，yifuwukuangyanjing，xiandezhenggerensiwenbailei，qizhiqingjun。
shuocaocaocaocaodaoa……budui……caocaodoumeizheimekuaidesudu。
jiangranyigeliyudatingliluodizhanqilai，shoulidebingkuai“gulugulu”gundaodishang，“yishengninhao，bushigangchawanfangma？shibushiyoushenmeshi？”
tazhidaoluobaixidebingqing，shengpayoushenmebuhaodexiaoxi。
yishengyaoleyaotou，“wojiaoxuhao，laizhaobingrenluobaixide。”
luobaixiwolewoquantou，“shibushiwodebingqingehuale？”
xuhaonachuluobaixidebinglijia，wendao，“nishangcizhuyuandeshihouzhenduanchunaobuexingzhongliushima？”
luobaixidiantou，duiyutalaishuozheigezhenduanjiuxiangshiyikebudingshizhadan，buzhidaoshenmeshihouhuibaozha，buzhidaozijinengbunengtingdaohaizichusheng……
mianduishengsi，sheiyounengzuodaodanranchuzhini？tabijingzhiyouershiduosui。
“woshishenjingwaikedefuzhuren，zhiqianyizhizaiguowaixuexi，qiantianganghuilai，jintianwuyizhizhongkandaolenidebingli。”xuhaoduiluobaixixiaolexiao，“youyigehaoxiaoxi，nidebingkenengshibeiwuzhenle。”
“wuzhen！”jiangrangubudeshuaigele，shengyinyegaolebadu，“nideyisishixiaoxigenbenmeibing？keshiyezhaolehaoduodafu，tamendejielundouyiyang！”
luobaixiyeyaotou，“wodequeyoutoutong，shimianzheixiezhengzhuang，erqieyuelaiyueyanzhongle。”
“nidequenaobuyouyigezhongliu，danquebushiexingde。”
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