lihunhou,wobeijingchengshoufufengkuangzhuiqiu!xiaoshuojuqingduqilaizhenshiyouluoji,renwuxingxianghenliti,feichangermuyixin。xiaoshuojingcaijiexuanshangtianyaozheimecanrenbawoneixinshenchuzuibukandeyimianzhanshijidaisuyankanme?woningketawuhuiwoyiqingbielianle,doubu……
yuqipingjingdebiaomianyouzhebaofengyuyulaidenuqi。
「……」
「wotmzaiwennishenyishuodehuashibushizhende?nidangnianlikaiwoshiweilebiedenanrenduima?neigenanrenjiuneimehao?tajiuneimehaodaorangnibeipanwo,paoqiwo,rangwodangnianzenmezhaonidouzhaobudao,jirannibuaiwo,weishenmeyaogenwoyuedingyiqishangqingda,jiranyaopianwo,weishenmebupianwoyibeizi!」
tashijingqiazhewodexiae,biaoqingkebudexiangshiyigebeikunzhuledeyeshou。
wotongkudezhinengfachuwuyansheng,buduandipaidazhetadeshou,tafanyingguolaimengranfangkailewo,zaikanxiangwoshi,yanjinglidenuqishaoweishouzhuledian,「shuonimeiyou,wensha,zhiyaonishuomeiyou,wojiuxiangxinni!」
woshuobuchukou,qianyanwanyuwoxiangweizijibianjiedehuadoushuobuchukou。
zuiqimarangtawujiewo,birangtazhidaowobeiren**lewunianqiang,haodai,hainengjianqiyixiezunyansuipian,buzhiyurangtafaxianzheiduanqurudeguowang。
「wohenni,wensha,liunianle,wohaizaitongkudehuiyilizhengzha,niqueyijingyubierenchenghunshengzi!」
「ruguokeyi,woxiwangconglaimeiyouyujianguoni。」
daisuyanqingxutantadeshengyinchuanjinlaiwodeerduo,shenqingyoufengyouhen。
womenzenmehuibianchengzheiyangde?!
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wogendaisuyandangchumingmingneiyanghao,shibajiusuidenianji,zaimanshanbianyedeyehuajianzhengxia,womenshenzhidoujiaohuanyilaguantiehuandangjiezhi,sidingzhongshengle。
danwomenshizenmezoudaojintianzheiyibule。
woshidaisuyannainaidelinju,erdaisuyanhanshujiazonghuihuixiangxiakanwangnainai,yinweiwoshiguer,suoyidaisuyandenainaikelianwo,zonghuihanwoqutajialichifan,yilaierqu,wogendaisuyanjiuxiangshixiangaile。
gensuoyourelianzhongdeqinglvyiyang,womenzuolesuoyouqinglvzhijianhuizuodeshiqing。
zuoweinongcunnvhaiwoyixiangqingxingdezhidao,yaoxiangtaotuodicengfunvbeikunzaidashanjiarenshengzidemingyun,dushushiwoweiyidechulu,suoyiwopinjinlequanlinianniankaodiyi,gendaisuyanzuihoufenbieneici,womenyuedinghaoleyiqikaoqingda。
danjiuzaiwoshoudaoluqutongzhishuneitian,cungaoguantingshuowokaodaobjle,tareqingkuankuanyaoqingwoqutajialichifanshuoyaozhuhewo。
wogendaisuyandemingyunjiuzaineitianbeigaixiele。
xinglaishi,wotangzaiyigemoshengnanrenpangbian,woheleyitiao,ganjinchuanhaoyifuxiangpao,danshisizhoumenchuangdoubeifengsile。
neigenanrenshuiyanxingzhongderoulerouyanjing,shuohuayebuqingbuchudewenwo:「laopo,ni,nibushuijuema?」
womeiyouhuita,tayoulaichewogebo,「laopo,yiqi,yiqishuijuejue。」
dengwoyishiguolai,wodetiandoutale!
wobeicungaoguanneigezhilidixiadeerzizaotale!
zhengzhengsangeyue,meitianwojiugengouyiyangdengzhecungaoguanlaopocongxiaochuangjiwogentaerzisongfan,wanshangjiushengburusi。
wopaolejiciyoubeizhualehuilai,zuihouyici,dangwozhongyubotongledaisuyandedianhua,dianhuaneitouqueshidaisuyandemamajiede。
「wenshaduime?suyanyouxinnvpengyoule,tamenchuguohouzheigeguoneidianhuajiubuhuizaiyong,yihoubiezaidaguolaile。」
我被打了当头一棒。
congciyihou,wodedaxuemeng,yuanfangneigewoaidenanhai,dousizailezheigeyanredexiatian。
bujiuzhihouwobeijianchachulaihuaiyunle,wozhongyubeifanglechulai,buguoshicongshuangrenlaofangsongdaolelingyijiandandudelaofang。
wogukuwuyi,suoyitamensiwujidanqilingwo,woliuganleyanleidoumeiyourenhuilaijiuwo,shengxiahaizihouworenmingle。
weilejihaizishanghukou,wobanlilejiehunzheng。
呵,真是讽刺。
wodenvercongmingpiaoliang,woqingxingtameiyouyifenxiangtababa,genghaipatataiguoyaoyanzaibisaidenongcunhuibeipozoushanggenwoyiyangzaozaojiarendelaolu,wozheibeizihuile,danshiwonverhaiyoudahaoderensheng,wodepinjinquanlibatadaizou。
denghaizizhangdaxiele,yinweidaduoshugongsizhaopinshiqingxiangyudanshennvxing,suoyiwoshunlichengzhangweilezhaodaogenghaodegongzuotichulelihun。wobudeyibanverliuxiajitamenzhaogu,shuohaotingleshizhaogu,qishitamenshipawopaoleyaobawonveryaxiadangrenzhieryi。
rujinwozaiyebushidangchuneigedanchun,buzhitiangaodihoudemengxiangjiale,zaicijiandaodaisuyan,woshibeiweidaochenailideyiduoxiaohua,zaishenghuodebaofengyuzhong,fengchuiyuda,jiafengshengcun。
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shenyigendaisuyanneitianlikaijiazhihou,tazaiyemeiyouhuilaiguo。
wozaishenyijializuochishankongdengleyizhou,yitianwowushuiqilai,tiandouheile,fangjiandeshafashangqueyougegududeshenyingchaowobileguolai。
「shenzong?」wobutaiquedingdexunwen。
「bushishenyi,nishibushihenshiwang?」shidaisuyanqinglengdeshengyin。
tazhanqilai「pa」deyisheng,bafangjiandedengquandakaile,wobuzhidaodaisuyanzenmehuizhidaomimajinlai,「nibashenyidaidaonaliqule?」
「tabeijialijinzule,woxiademingling,yihounidoudengbudaotale。」
wodexinyichen,shenyibuzai,wodenverzenmeban?wogaizenmeban?
womeiyoujietazheijuhua,piankezhihou,wonachuxinglixiangzhunbeishoushixingli。
「wensha,niyouyaozouma?」daisuyandandandekaikou,「ng?」
takuxiaozheziyanziyu:「liunianqianniyishengbuhangbawodiuxia,liunianhouhaishiyaolikaiwoma?wozaiqingdaduriruniandenglenisinian,xianzaihaoburongyiwocaiyouzhongxinyujianni,nihaiyaoqunali?!wensha,nidexinshishitouzuodema?」
daisuyanyanweifahong,qiangrenzheqingxuquekongzhibuzhudoudongdejianbangshitazhenggerenkanqilaibeishangjile。
jifenzhongzhihou,wohuanhuanquanta。
「biedengle,yiqiedouguoqule。」
「woguobuqu,wensha,woshiguogenbierentanlianai,danshiwomeiyoubanfa,tamendoubushini,woshenzhigentamenqianshoudouyouzuiegan,zongxiangzhewanyinizhidaole,nihuibuhuishangxin,yaoshiniyinweiwogenbierenyuehuiguojiubuyaowo,wozenmeban?」
wochuizhetou,budebutixingta,yetixingzijibuyaochixinwangxiang。
「wojiehunyouhaizile。」
woyoushenmezigexianqini,wozaojiubushidangchuneigechunjiedewenshale。
「nilihunle,haizi,haiziwohuidangqinshengdeduidaikeyima?buyaozailikaiwole,wensha。」daisuyanyibabawojinjindebaozhu。
tadeshoujingerledewoshengteng。
「wensha,zhiyaonibuzou,shenyinengjinide,woyenengjini。」kusezaiwodexinjianyibianbianmanguo,womeihuida,daisuyanyouzhejimanghuangdeshuo:「niyaonidehaizihuilaiduima?wobangni。」
「tanleileini?wodayingniletazenmeban?」
「tadaochuzichengshiwodeweihunqi,danqishiwoliantadeshoudoumeiyoupengguo,maihuaneicibuguoshiqinibale。」daisuyanrucijieshi。
……
wosikaopiankezhihou,qingqingdianlediantou。
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wobanlileshenyidejia,zhujinledaisuyandefangzi。
daisuyanduiwohenhao,jiawucongburangwopeng,tabazijidefukajiaojilewo,haikaiwanxiaoshuo:「meiyouxianede,nizuihaobangwobatashuabao,rangwokankanzheizhangkadeeduzainali。」
danshineizhangkayizhizaiwodefangjianchoutilihaohaofangzhe,woyicidoumeiyouyongguo。
zheiduanshijianwomenjiugenputongqinglvyiyangxiangchu,jibianwomentongchuanggongzhen,daisuyanyemeiyoumianqiangguowo,meiciqindoushiqingtingdianshui,haojicibanyeshuixing,wodounengtingdaotazaixishoujianyayizheshifangdeshengyin。
daisuyanshiyigenianqingqishengdejiankangnanren,tahenxinku。
zhongyuyoutianhuijia,daisuyanlinglegexiaonvhaichuxianzaiwomianqian,wowangzhewoshougulinxundenver,jianzhibuganxiangxin,huahuazhongyuhuidaowodeshenbianle。
woyoukuyouxiaodebaozhehuahuakuangqin。
xingfenguohou,wozhongxinhuidaolexianshi。
youxieshiqingwogaizhaodaisuyanshuoqingchule,danjiuzaimoutianwoturanzhaobudaotale。
tadianhuabujie,xiaoxibuhui,houmianzaidaguoqujingzhijieguanjile。
wohenhuangluan,disantianjihuyaoqubaojingdeshihou,daisuyanjiwofaleyitiaocanrendexinxi:「liunianqianfashengdesuoyoushiqingwodouzhidaole,jiwoshijian。」
我的天塌了!
shangtianyaozheimecanrenbawoneixinshenchuzuibukandeyimianzhanshijidaisuyankanme?
woningketawuhuiwoyiqingbielianle,doubuyao,rangtazhidaowoyouguozheimeyiduanqurudelishi。
daisuyanliuxiazheimeyijuhua,jiufangfoxiaoshizailewodeshijieli。
shibushitagenbenjieshoubulezheimeyigebukandewo,shide!yinweilianwozijidouexinzijigenyigeruozhizuolesannianfuqi,exinzijiweitashengxiahaizi。
judadexiuchiyanmeilewo。
daodaisuyanyigeyueguohouhuilai,tafengchenpupu,zhenggerenkanqilaipibeibukan,daisuyanshuangtuiguilexialaiduiwoshuo:「wensha,wohuimibunide,suoyouqifuguoniderenwotongtongbuhuifangguotamen,cungaoguangentadelaopowoyijingsongjinquzuolaole,haiyouneige**nide**,yejinlejingshenbingyuan,zheibeizidoubiexiangchulaile。」
「tamensangeren,wodoujiaodailehuiyourenbangwo「haohaozhaogu」tamende。」
womianwubiaoqingdebazijigennverdexinglishoushihao,lengdandegendaisuyantilefenshou。
daisuyanwenwo:「wensha,neimeduoniannishibushizaiguaiwomeiyoujishiqujiuni,suoyiniyaobuguyiqielikaiwo,nizaichengfawoma?」
「biezheiyangduiwo,wensha,woaini,yaowobaxinwakailaijinikanma?」
woyaotou,shuo:「taichile,suyan,womenhuibuqule,womendouchaoqiankanba。」
「wensha,buyaozou,niyaoshenme,zhiyaonishuo,zhiyaowoyou。」
talazhewodexinglixiang,sihuobukensongshou。
wojidaisuyanchuleyigenanti,wowenta:「nishuoniyouduoaiwo,neinihuiquwoma?」
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daisuyanshimingfuqishidetianzhijiaozi,lianaitaxianzaiyishishangtoueryi,xindiyouxianqidanyehuiyuanyiwanwan。
shuodaojiehun,tahuimashangfangqiwoba。
xianzaidewozaojiushouqilechixinwangxiang,xiabeizi,youwonverjiugoule。
guorantalengzaileyuandi,womeiyouzaishuohua,yuliaodaoledejieguo。
wolimaogentadaobiezhihou,lazhenverlikailetadejia。
chabuduoyoubangeyuewomeiyoujianguodaisuyan,woyiweitasixinle。
keyoutianwoxiabanhuijia,damenjingshichangkaizhede,daisuyanzuozaishafashangjihuahuajianggushi,doudehuahuahahadaxiao。
wobahuahuadafajinfangjianle,wendaisuyan:「zongjingli,ninlaizhaowoyoushima?」
tadingzhewodeyanjing,wubirenzhendeduiwoshuo。
「wensha,suiranwomeixiangguoneimekuaijiehun,danruguobixuxianzaidengjicainengliuxiani,wojintianbahukoubendaiguolaile,ninatianyoukong,womenquyitangminzhengju。」
wodengdaleshuangyanbukezhixin,daisuyanjianzhifengle。
wotixingta:「nijialirenbuhuitongyide。」
「zhiyaonidayingjiajiwo,wensha,qitadeyiqiewodouhuijiejuede。」
woxianrulechenmo,shizhongbukendiantou,daisuyanzhongyumingbai,wozhiqiantichudejiehunbuguoshiyigexiangbitafangshoudeliyou。
「nishibushiconglaimeixiangguogenwozaiyiqi,wensha,buyaozaicipaoxiawo,niyaokanwotongkudesidiaome?」daisuyanqianzhewodeshou,yanshenzhongmanshibeiweidekenqiu。
woyiyaoya,zhangtongburuduantong,wozhidaozijijintianbixuyaozuogeleduanle。
「daisuyan,wobuzaiainile,suoyiqingnibuyaozailaijiuchanwolekeyima?womenmenbudanghubudui,jiusuanmianqiangjiehunyebuhuixingfude,woderenshengzaiyejingbuqiyidianfengyule,suoyijiusuanwoqiuqiuni,fangguowoyefangguoniziji,buyaozailaizhaowole,womenliunianqianjiuyijingfenshoule。」
「wobutongyifenshou,wensha,jiwoyigejihui,wohuiyonghoubanshengqumibuni,buhuizairangnishoushangle,wenshabuyao,buyaoneimecanren。」daisuyandeyanleiyidididiaoluoxialai,shuaisuizaiwodeshoubeishang。
wonulihushidiaoxinzhongdeburen,xinyihengbahuashuodaozuihen:「wobuainilezenmejinijihui,tingbudongrenhuama?wobuzaiainile,daisuyan,biezaigengeniupigaoyaoyiyangsipilailianchanzhewole,gunchuwodeshijieba,keyima?!」
wodiyicijiandaisuyankuderucishangxin,tamomoliuleideyangziganjueyaosuidiaole。
danshiwobunengxinruan,wozheizhongtiaojian,gendaisuyanzheiyangderenzhonglongfengyiqizhihuijitazhaolaixiaohua,aitajiuyinggaiyuanlita,buyaodangtarenshengdewudian。
shijifenzhonghou,daisuyanchoulejizhangzhijinwanglianshanghuluanmoleyiba,tachenmodezoulechuqu。
erwozaitalikaizhihouzaiyerenbuzhu,tongkuleqilai。
zhenshizaohuanongren,mingmingxiangaidelianggerenweishenmehuizoudaojintianzheiyibu?!
zheitianwoshangbandeshihou,quejiedaoleyigeyixiangbudaoderendedianhua。
shixiaoshilexujiudeshenyi。
tawenwo:「niyoumeiyoukongdaoyiyuanlaiyitang,wobuzhidaonigenxiaojiuzhijianfashengleshenmeshi,tacongnineilihuijialushangfashengchehuo,yijinghunmiliangzhoule,yishengshuotazaixingbuguolai,jiuyoukenengzheibeizizaiyexingbuguolaile。」
woyanqianyihei,yunleguoqu。
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xinglaidediyijianshi,wojiudaoyiyuankanledaisuyan。
tabeitileguangtou,hunshenchamanguanzianjingdetangzaineili,wodexindousuile,duomexiwangnengdaititatangzaineiliderenshiwo。
shiwodecuo,wochongshangquwozhutadeshou,buduandihuhanzhetademingzi,kehuifuwodezhiyouxindianjianceyishangdidididejixiesheng。
怎么会这样?
wokudaozaitapangbian,zhidaowobeiyigemanshenguiqidefurencheleqilai,wohaowufangbei,yingmianbeihenhenshuaileyibazhang。
wofuzhelian,neigefurenyouhenyouqidezhizhewodebizima:「jiushinizheigehulijingbasuyangoudewumisandaode,nihailaiganshenme,kanwoerzimeisinihenshiwangba?」
yuanlaishidaisuyandemama。
woshuangtuiguilexialai,woqiutarangwozhaogudaisuyan,woshuo:「duibuqiayi,rangwoliuxialaipeizhesuyanba,dengtahaolewohuilikaitade,qiuninleayi。」
「liunianqiannituranshilian,haidewoerzidaochuzhaonifashenglezhongdajiaotongyiwai,liunianhouhaishiyinweiniwoerzitangzaizheiliyidongbudong,nizheigesaobaxinghaiyoulianchuxianzaizheili,zenmetangzaizheiliderenbushini?!gaisiderenshini,wensha!」
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